we can't stop

There is a landscape pool in the north leaf of the imperial garden. The faucet beside the pool is connected to the rockery, and water is sprayed from its mouth.

Xie Jiahang breathed a sigh of relief, rushed up the rockery in a few steps, and untied his belt.

Young Master Huang's eyes widened: "What are you doing?"

Xie Jiahang blinked innocently: "It takes a quarter of an hour to walk from the imperial garden back to the cold palace, how can I bear it?"

Huang Shu: "..."

"What's your expression? Haven't you ever solved it on the side of the road?"

How could the young master Huang Shu have the experience of solving problems on the side of the road? !

He couldn't figure it out, isn't Xie Jiahang also a son of a family?How can you do such a thing that hinders the appearance of the city and is indecent?

Seeing that Xie Jiahang stepped on the faucet and was about to reveal his little brother, Young Master Huang took three steps back: "Ahaha, I suddenly remembered that Gong Jin asked me to help dig the dog hole in the backyard if I have nothing to do. I will go to work first!" Shengfeng ran away without looking back.

Xie Jiahang sneered, there was no one around anyway, he thought about the next game, he put water in sync with the frequency of the faucet spraying water, and even whistled.

After urinating on the delicate and charming lotus leaf, he habitually shook twice. Just as he was about to put the dick away, there was a sudden sound of footsteps behind him.

He turned his head and looked down condescendingly, only to see a luxuriously dressed young man staring at him in disbelief.

After all, it's not a glorious thing to be peeped at by someone peeking at him. This person is probably one of the emperor's male favorites, right?

It's better not to know yourself, otherwise it will be bad if you report to the emperor.

"What are you looking at? What do men have to look at? Haven't you grown this thing?"

Xie Jiahang never had the habit of letting strangers watch birds, so he fastened his belt and jumped down from the rockery.Seeing that the man still looked shocked, he rolled his eyes, "Brother, make way."

The man raised his hand to stop Xie Jiahang with a little annoyance on his brows.

Xie Jiahang immediately opened his hand: "Can you manage it? This is not your home. Do you understand that the Imperial Garden is a public place? Besides, the Imperial Garden is so big but there is no public toilet. What should I do in the toilet? If you have time, don’t stand here and peek at me peeing, go back and play a performance, saying that the infrastructure of the Royal Garden should be improved.”

While talking, he quickly rubbed oil on the soles of his feet before the other party could react, and slipped away.

The man was left to stare blankly at the lotus pond without lotus flowers. A dozen red carps in the water were swimming happily around in the pond watered by Xie Jiahang as before.

……

That night, the emperor looked at the braised carp on the table while eating, and without warning, overturned the table and left in a huff.

The jade plates, silver saucers, gold cups, and copper pots were smashed and shattered. There was a clattering noise, and the soup splashed all over the floor. The two innocent concubines were so frightened that they knelt on the ground and shivered.

Not long after, an imperial decree came out from the inner hall.

The landscape pool of the Royal Garden was fished out overnight, the lotus flowers were drained and the water was drained, leaving only a bare rockery standing alone in the bleak autumn wind.

What is your reason for entering the harem?

Xie Jiahang, shaking his folding fan, thought carefully: "To chase after the emperor." Hmm... the original body was mostly because of this?

Yang Gongjin, with a smile that can't bear to look back on the past: "Hide a pervert."

Lu Xinyu: "The political marriage between the garment factory and the royal family."

Shao Jinqi, quite sympathetic: "The political marriage between the card printing house and the royal family."

Huang Shu pulled Liang Qi out and beat him up: "When I think about it, I get angry! What the hell did you design an exclusive general for the harem! Dozens of points of stamina, constantly reducing the upper limit of stamina, and drawing one every round!" Cards are useless! Worse than Wu Tugu! Trick me into the palace to ruin my great future!"

The general planner Liang Qi ran away with his head in his arms, feeling extremely wronged: "That general card was originally designed to pass the boring time for the concubines in the harem. How did I know that there would be mentally retarded people who would come into the harem because of this?" exported.

Huang Shu fought harder, using both hands and feet: "You fucking say I'm mentally handicapped! I'm courting death! Don't run away..."

A certain two harem concubines sneezed heavily at the same time: "Ah!"

The Great Wei Emperor had two concubines who were born in the family of important court officials. They were a pair of twin sisters. They were the most popular candidates for the empress in the Great Wei Palace where the throne was vacant. water rises.

Elder sister Xiao Lan is like a fish and a wild goose, and younger sister Xiao Shuyun is shy with a moon and flowers. The two look very similar. They usually serve the emperor together, changing clothes, grinding ink, eating, taking a bath... including going to bed.

This is where the rumors of the emperor's strong ability and Ye Yu's sister Hua came from.There are still many developers of aphrodisiac drugs among the people who use the emperor as a benchmark, and strive to make their drugs meet his standards for ordinary men.

But only the sisters themselves know——

Xiao Shuyun, with lingering fear in his heart: "Sister, is he becoming more and more moody? He suddenly laughed out loud while doing it last night, which almost scared me!"

"Sister, your mental endurance still needs to be exercised."

"Well, after all, how old is my sister..."

Xiao Lanyu smiled: "Sister, I almost drew out my dagger and died with him."

……

"Today he overturned my favorite lotus seed egg custard, braised carp, snowflake chicken, hot kidney, hot and sour pork belly, tendons, cucumber, sesame sauce, phoenix tail, homemade sea cucumber, white fungus and tofu..."

Xiao Lanyu raised her forehead, is there any dish you don't like?

Xiao Shuyun's eyes were red, and regret was written all over his face, "Where is there a normal man who would let our beautiful sisters like us just look at them? I think he is simply crazy! Impotent! Back then we shouldn't Running into the harem for the exclusive generals of the harem, there is no joy at all here..."

The more she spoke, the lower her voice was, "There is only Shao Lang..."

Xiao Lanyu raised a finger to stop her next words: "Shhh—be careful that the walls have ears."

Compared with Xiao Shuyun's outspokenness, Xiao Lanyu claims to be more thoughtful, steady and mature.She summoned her confidant maid, first served a plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cakes to stuff the mouth of her whimpering sister, and then asked if anything worth mentioning had happened in the harem court recently.

"Xie Jiahang?" She frowned slightly, "The bastard who was beaten up by the eunuch and then thrown into the cold palace by His Majesty?"

Cough cough, accidentally said what was on her mind, she covered her cherry lips lightly, rolled her eyes, "I'll go to Leng Gong to find him tomorrow morning... no, I'm asking him to come here."

The reason why Yang Gongjin entered the palace was to hide from a pervert.

He came out publicly for the man and broke with his family, but the man left without hesitation after destroying everything about him.Yang Gongjin was played for nothing, and vowed that he would never believe a man's nonsense again in his life.Only a man knows what a man's mind is, and there is only a moment of physical pleasure between the broken sleeves, so why bother?

Even looking for life and death could not bring that person back, Yang Gongjin finally figured it out.But the pervert began to lose his mind, and sent people everywhere to search for Yang Gongjin's whereabouts. He has great powers, even if he hid in the harem, he still couldn't avoid being caught by him.Yang Gongjin was in panic all day long, fearing that someday the pervert would appear out of nowhere and ruin his peaceful life again.

In order to take precautions, he dug a semicircular dog hole with a diameter of [-] meters in the backyard of the Lenggong day and night, planning to escape through the dog hole if there was any trouble in the future.

After months of hard work, the Dog Cave is almost complete.

The beautiful boy and the young master Huang who was captured by him were sweating profusely with a shovel in hand.He wiped his sweat and yelled to his side: "Hey! The one standing under the shade of the tree! Come and help me!"

The one standing under the shade of the tree not only shook his own folding fan, but also asked the little maid to stand on the side to play the cattail fan for him, enjoying double enjoyment and double energy, leisurely looking at the entrance of the cold palace, pretending not to hear.

"Xie Jiahang, why don't you hurry up and help?"

Yang Gongjin pinched his arm, and suddenly heard a commotion at the entrance of the cold palace.

The three stretched their necks to look around at the same time, and saw five or six palace people lined up to clear the way, and a golden sedan chair was driving towards here.

It's no worse than the last time the pervert found someone to find someone in the harem!

The strings in Yang Gongjin's head slapped, and he desperately put his head through the hole, but his body was stuck inside the dog hole and he couldn't get out.

Huang Shu and Xie Jiahang were taken aback, and hurried up to grab his kicking feet: "What are you doing?"

"Let go of me! The World Salvation Guanyin Bodhisattva blesses me, let me go away!"

Huang Shu said earnestly: "What if His Majesty came to see you? Although I don't know why he hasn't been here for 800 years, what if he wants to take us to prosperity?"

Xie Jiahang earnestly said: "In case he came to randomly pick a chrysanthemum to take back and poke it, the probability of my being selected will increase to 20.00% if you leave, and I can't bear it alone if you come back soon!"

Yang Gongjin paused and froze: "Ah? Your Majesty?"

He turned his head and looked out through the gaps in the weeds. The sedan chair stopped, and a young and tall figure came out surrounded by maids and guards, wearing a gilded crown.

Not a pervert, Yang Gongjin let out a long sigh of relief, patted the dirt on his body and prepared to pick him up.

Xie Jiahang and Huang Shu overlapped their heads up and down, watching Longyan through the rustling banyan leaves in the wind.Fang Zheng was talking to Lu Xinyu, the eldest lady of the garment factory. Lu Xinyu looked around, as if looking for someone.

The other party felt something, and suddenly raised his head and looked over.

Huang Shu peeked and said, "I've seen your Majesty's face more than once, but every time I see him, I feel that he looks different from before."

Yang Gongjin slandered: If you let that mentally twisted guy hear you, it will be over.

After Huang Shu finished speaking, he felt the body next to him stiffen instantly: "...what's wrong with you?"

"It's a long story and I'll talk about it next time!" Xie Jiahang used both hands and feet, rushed to the other side of the dog hole and stuffed his upper body into it desperately, "Yang Gongjin, you didn't dig this hole big enough! Hurry up and give me a push!"

Yang Gongjin and Huang Shu held his kicking feet on the left and on the right.

"What are you doing? I told you to push me! Don't pull back!"

"Who was standing by the side to enjoy the shade just now and I didn't come to help no matter what you called?" Yang Gongjin turned up the old score with him at this time, "You deserve it because you can't get through, the brick that stuck your buttocks can be knocked over again." Loose..."

"Why are you running? I checked for you, and that eunuch dog followed." Huang Shu also turned up the old score with him at this time, "If it's a man, go up and give him a left uppercut and a right uppercut. Life chain scissor legs, don't be cowardly!"

Xie Jiahang wanted to cry but had no tears: "I will die if I don't run away. Yesterday I peed in the Royal Garden and was seen by a man, it was him..."

There was a moment of silence.

……

Huang Shu didn't seem to be on the same channel: "Who is he?"

Yang Gongjin gloated and said, "Then you go to die."

Xie Jiahang: "..." Met people and made friends carelessly.