The days of being a cat in Japan

Hehe, Xu Jie, with his ears behind his back, exhaled at the middle-aged man in front of him who kept wiping his sweat with a handkerchief, and grinned in a threatening gesture.

Patting his front paw vigorously, Xu Jie expressed his dissatisfaction to the other party with his body and voice.

The middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes on the opposite side bent down and said with a smile on his face, "Don't be angry, my lord. We didn't expect such a plan from the Propaganda Department. I'm sorry, but please understand and cooperate with us."

Xu Jie waved his paws angrily at the middle-aged man when he heard this. If it wasn't for the fact that he was the representative of the manufacturer who paid, the cat's petulant temper would have already let him know why the flowers are so popular.

It's no wonder that Xu Jie is angry. The person who is negotiating with it now is the sales manager of the luxury brand that Xu Jie just signed not long ago, the general agent in Japan.

The general content of the contract signed between them is that the two cats of the Fujimoto family, Xu Jie and Mo, act as agents to do a one-year brand promotion for their brand new sunglasses.

During the period, the two cats have to cooperate with the publicity plan of the manufacturer. If there are any activities, they need to attend after receiving the notification. Of course, the price of this attendance is calculated separately.

When signing the contract, Fujimoto Etsuko began to read it to Xu Jie item by item.

Xu Jie also agreed to the terms of the contract, but it never expected that this manufacturer would come up with such a bad idea.

In order to ensure the popularity of its own brand, when this luxury brand enters the market, in addition to inviting popular celebrities to endorse, it also names a lot of variety shows, one of which is a reality show about outdoor survival.

Xu Jie also watched the first few episodes of that show, and he felt that the main purpose of the show was one, desperate toss.

Throw a group of urban girls and boys who know nothing to a place away from the crowd, and only give them some food and water, plus some simple survival tools, and then they will have to survive for four or five days on their own .

Although photographers and directors will stay, they will not give any help except for filming.

This show is very popular now. After all, there are still some "little devils" in people's hearts. Seeing the glamorous stars in the past starved and disheveled in front of the camera, people who are not fans will of course be extremely happy.

Knowing that it was a rehearsal for a program, although the film crew would embarrass the artists, they would not really put them in danger.

So everyone happily laughed and laughed while watching, and took the troubled guys on the screen as fun.

Back then, Xu Jie was also one of those laughing and joking, but now it feels like its retribution has come, the newly signed luxury goods manufacturer actually asked him and Mo to participate in the outdoor survival reality show.

What are these guys thinking in their minds, have they been gnawed by Wang?Actually put two cats on a reality show?

It's the same for the program group, and if they agree, they won't be afraid that the cat will be disobedient and destroy all the effects of their program?

The more he thought about it, the more angry Xu Jie straightened up, and the tips of his claws, which he had almost never used, were exposed from the shell, which showed how angry he was now.

The sales manager on the manufacturer's side was also complaining in his heart. During the meeting this morning, the board of directors looked at this month's financial report and couldn't help but laugh.

After inviting this pair of cats as a group of endorsements, the sales of the sunglasses displayed by the two of them in the advertisements and promotional meetings were more than [-]% higher than expected.

Such excellent ability to drive consumption allowed the directors to see business opportunities to make money in these two cats.

So with a swipe of the pen, the chairman decided to invite these two cats to participate in the outdoor survival reality show they sponsored, and the decision came down to him.

Mr. Sales Manager knew what the directors meant. They wanted to catch these two cats while they were famous and popular and promote their own brands.

But understanding does not mean that Mr. Manager can understand. This gentleman is even more confused than Xu Jie about what considerations the chairman is in to make this decision.

But without management or understanding, the chairman's orders have already been issued.

The hard-working Mr. Manager had no choice but to bite the bullet and come over to discuss with Etsuko Fujimoto about the participation of the cats in the show.

But what made this gentleman even more devastated was that Ms. Fujimoto actually told him that he had to discuss this matter with the cat and its owner by himself, and she was only responsible for spreading the word in the middle.

At the beginning, the manager thought it was Ms. Fujimoto's angry words because she was dissatisfied with the manufacturer's arrangement.

But after Etsuko Fujimoto dug out the contract, the manager found out that besides the signature and seal of the cat owner, there were two big cat paw prints on it.

Ms. Fujimoto pointed to the two cat paw prints and said to him: "See, these two paw prints were made after the consent of the cats. Without these paw prints, the contract is invalid, at least in the future." It is invalid in the eyes of a cat."

Mr. Manager, who was hit by such a fantasy plot, finally came to Fujimoto's house in a state of sleepwalking.

Although he knew that these two cats were unusual before, the manager realized that what he had seen before was nothing more than trivial.

What Ms. Fujimoto said before coming here was not angry at all. He actually wanted to negotiate with a cat this time.

At first, Mr. Fujimoto, the owner of the cats, was also responsible for translating the cat’s facial expressions and body language for himself. Later, one of the cats seemed to be angry, and rushed up to him with his teeth and claws.

Mr. Manager was afraid of being caught, so he took a few steps back, only to find that the cat just came over to clearly express its own meaning.

Mr. Manager, who is over 50 years old, said that he had never encountered such a human cat in half his life. The raccoon cat seemed to know what he meant when he said those words.

Mr. Manager, who has been numb by a series of realities, continues his work indifferently. No matter whether the cat in front of him has become a sperm as the cat fans guessed, Mr. Manager knows very well that if he can't talk about this This matter, the position of sales manager may not be able to keep.

After all, the salary of the sales department has always been the highest in the company, and the annual salary of the manager himself makes a group of people jealous.

In order to develop the business this year, the company has recruited a lot of new people, and the two deputy managers have already been eyeing their positions.

Thinking about his wife who does housework, the two children who are studying abroad, and the elderly parents who need to be taken care of, Mr. Manager immediately throws out all the distracting thoughts in his mind.

Is it related to me whether a cat becomes a sperm or not?As the head of the family, taking good care of the lives of his wife, children and parents is what he should consider, and keeping his job first is the most important thing.

Thinking of this, Mr. Manager opened his smiling face, showed the attitude of himself and the client in the past, and wholeheartedly began to persuade the cat in front of him.

The sales manager, surnamed Honma, is an old employee who has worked in the sales department for more than [-] years.

He often deals with customers and knows how to communicate with people, but he has never persuaded a cat because of his rich experience.

Does anyone know what the cat's temper is like?Is it too late for him to start researching now?I hope God bless all the best this time.

Reasoning with a cat is obviously not an easy task. Manager Honma tried his best to convince the cat to agree to participate in an outdoor reality show.

Of course Xu Jie would not agree easily, he has enough food and drink now, has cats and pets, lives a beautiful life, and goes to the reality show to experience life when he is full.

Besides, the fans piled up there every day have already made the cat very uncomfortable, so now Xu Jie tries to reduce the number of times he and Mo are exposed, and wants to reduce their enthusiasm little by little.

Sometimes what is good for people is not necessarily good for cats, such as attracting attention, Xu Jie thinks that he should do less.

After all kinds of persuasion were useless, the anxious Mr. Honma really wanted to wave the contract to make the cat fulfill the terms above.

Probably Mr. Honma's small emotions were a little too obvious. Mo, who was lying obediently beside Xu Jie, suddenly raised his head and stared at him.

Although the black cat didn't make any extra movements other than raising its head, for some reason, Mr. Manager's body stiffened all of a sudden, and he didn't dare to move more.

Mo didn't lie down on the ground again until he was sure that the fat human would not do anything to hurt Xu Jie.

But this time it wrapped the little raccoon flower behind its body to ensure that the emotionally unstable human would not have a chance to hurt it.

Mr. Manager, whose body was finally able to move normally, was crying silently in his heart. Humans who were scared by cats, he is probably the only one.

When the manager thought about signing this contract before, his new assistant who also loved cats seemed to have said that the reason why the last cooperation contract was successfully signed seemed to be because they were willing to donate to the small animal center every year.

Thinking of this, the manager couldn't help but tentatively said: "If you guys are willing to participate in the reality show, we can invest in filming a group of public service advertisements for you, so that everyone can understand that adoption is a better way to bring home pets than buying and selling." way of home."

Xu Jie shook his ears when he heard the words. Xu Jie was very tempted by the suggestion of the manager of the house. After all, the most difficult problem facing the small animal center is that there are too few people who are willing to adopt.

Through this period of contact, Manager Honma has been able to see some cats' emotions.

Seeing that Xu Jie was interested, the manager hurriedly said, "As long as you agree, I can have the company send a fax to the public service advertisement contract immediately."

Hearing this, Xu Jie flicked his tail and thought for a while, rubbed Mo's body vigorously, then nodded and agreed to Manager Honma's request.

Finally got the cat, Manager Honma walked out of Fujimoto's shop exhausted.

After getting into Etsuko Fujimoto's SUV, Manager Honma loosened his tie knot and said, "These two cats in your family are really different, and they are so clever that I wonder if they are just wearing a coat. It's just a piece of fur. Being able to keep these two cats together and take good care of them, the hearts of your brother's family are really as wide as the sea."

Etsuko Fujimoto raised her red lips slightly when she heard the words, and said to Manager Honma: "You are also a kind-hearted and amazing father, otherwise the Great Sage wouldn't have signed it with four paws. Give it all to you."

Hearing this, the manager of Honma looked at the cat's signature he just got in his hand, and muttered in a low voice, "I'm doing it for Mayumi, that kid really likes that raccoon cat."

Fujimoto Etsuko smiled and felt that she didn't need to say anything. A father who loves his daughter would definitely not do anything to make his daughter sad.