The days of being a cat in Japan

Xu Jie's life after returning to the cat's nest is really hard to describe...

But no matter what, before the popularity of the reality show dissipated, Xu Jie didn't plan to return to live with humans.

On this day, the big black cat went out to look for food and patrol the territory as usual.

The raccoon cat in the cat nest had breakfast and slept for a while, looking at the bright sunshine outside, felt that he couldn't let it down easily.

So it turned over and crawled out of the cat nest in the warehouse, planning to find a suitable place outside the school to bask in the sun and enjoy the rare warm spring sun.

The place Xu Jie chose first was on a step not far from the doorman's reception room.

The flow of people here is relatively small, with the road on one side and the playground on the other. There is basically no shelter, so it is very suitable for sunbathing.

Lying on the hot concrete steps in the sun, Xu Jie closed his eyes contentedly and meditated, the tip of his tail twitched a few times happily and regularly, obviously he was enjoying it very much now.

Xu Jie, who thought he would spend the whole morning so leisurely, just lay down on the steps for a while, when the guy who made trouble for its sun bath appeared.

But this trouble is only what Xu Jie thinks, and the one who is considered to be trouble thinks that his behavior is nothing but normal.

The gatekeeper of the school kept a guard dog, and that dog was not a very good breed, it was just a mixed-breed dog.

But in the mixed breed it is also a pure fluffy bark, so when spring comes, it naturally obeys the laws of nature and becomes restless.

At the corner of the street not far from the school, there is a grocery store that sells daily necessities. The middle-aged couple has a new very beautiful border collie this year.

Every six or seven o'clock in the evening, after dinner, the couple will take the dog out for a walk to digest food, and exercise with the dog.

The road next to the school is the place where the couple of the grocery store must pass when they walk their dogs. The watchdog who comes and goes meets the mixed-race border shepherd of the grocery store.

In the morning of this day, Bian Mu stepped out of the house and stood at the gate of the grocery store while the owner and his wife were busy with business.

The watchdog, who had been watching every move at the grocery store, jumped out of the kennel as soon as he saw the figure of his sweetheart, barking towards that side.

Wang Wang Wang, Mei Hua, look here, Wang Wang Wang, I am here, here.

The dog's barking was too loud for a cat, Xu Jie could bear it at first.

But then the border collie named Meihua began to echo the watchdog at a distance. The two dogs guarded Xu Jie's ends, barking non-stop.

Cats are naturally sensitive to the barking of dogs. Xu Jie, who was caught between the two dogs, couldn't stand it any longer. He got up and rolled his eyes at the two dogs who were in love.

Not wanting to get involved in the barking matter, Xu Jie had no choice but to change to another place to bask in the sun.

After wandering around, Xu Jie chose a new location.

This is next to a low shrub, close to the playground, and a big tree is planted very close to it.

Although the sunshine here is not as good as that of the steps, the soft grass is very comfortable to lie on.

Using his paws to paw a shallow pit on the grass, after a little tidying up, Xu Jie made out a simple cat litter suitable for cats to lie down on.

Tentatively lying in it for a while, the warm sunshine mixed with the scent of green grass made Xu Jie very satisfied with this 'new bed'.

Well, who said cats are stupid, can stupid cats have such a suitable place to bask in the sun?Cats are just not used to using their brains.

Just when Xu Jie, who was basking comfortably in the sun, began to drowsy again, the chirping sound above his head would wake him up again.

This time it was a group of sparrows that had landed on a big tree, and this time was also the time when they courted and built nests to reproduce.

Chachachacha, my dear, you are so beautiful, chichachacha, beauty, would you like to go back to the nest with me to raise offspring together?

Chirping chirping, the handsome guy looks at this, chirping chirping, wow, that one over there has strong claws, eyes with divine feathers, and is so beautiful.

There were at least dozens of sparrows chirping above Xu Jie's head.

Distraught by the noise, Xu Jie, with a big well on his head, raised his head angrily and looked at the big tree crown.

I just ran away from a pair of dogs you and I met. In less than half an hour, I met a group of sparrows on a group blind date. Does my sun bath conflict with love?

Angrily, Xu Jie stood up, visually measured the distance from the canopy to the ground, and then looked at his paws, which were carefully maintained by Mrs. Lihui, and finally turned his head and left with his tail.

Hmph, cats don't care about these irrational idiots in rut.

Seeing that today's sunbathing would be impossible, Xu Jie thought so and planned to go back to the warehouse across the playground.

On the playground, Mr. Ishikawa is leading two classes in physical education, and the class of Little Fatty Kenta happens to be among them.

Class A of the second grade and Class B of the second grade are doing baseball practice. The little fat man is the hitter on the side of Class A, and the pitcher on the other side of Class B.

Under the guidance of Mr. Ishikawa, the people on both sides are trying to pitch and hit the ball in a decent manner.

The pitcher in class B is a tall and strong boy, he is the sports committee member of class B.

Class A was a little scared of that muscular guy, and finally the little fat man, who was the monitor of the class, was obliged to stand up.

Xu Jie, who was about to cross the playground, found that the little fat man was playing baseball with others again. He was very interested in it and immediately stopped and squatted down to watch.

The sports committee of class B seemed to be full of confidence. He held the ball in one hand and kept pointing towards the little fat man with the other, as if he was adjusting the pitching route.

And the little fat man standing opposite him with a bat in his hand faced the provocation of the 'opponent' without any fear, and calmly stared at the baseball tree held in the palm of the opposite pitcher with his eyes.

Pinching the ball and aiming for a hard throw, the sports committee member of Class B thought that he had done his best this time.

Katsura Ishikawa, who was born in a sports school, looked at the one thrown by the Sports Committee of Class B, and nodded slightly.

Although he only studied for half a class, the kid has already voted well.

Facing the menacing pitch, the little fat man faced it calmly, saw the opportunity and swung the bat in his hand directly.

Ping-pong, the baseball bat hit the center of the ball accurately, and the baseball that looked very fast was successfully hit by the little fat man.

There was a burst of cheers from Class A after hitting the ball successfully. The students in Class A who were in charge of running the bases and the students in Class B who were in charge of catching the ball started to run almost at the same time.

Class A began to run normally, while the Seeker on B's side ran after the baseball that was knocked into the air by the little fat man.

Xu Jie, who had watched the whole process of this exciting duel, yelled and slapped the ground with his paws.

Meow, it's really exciting. It's worthy of shoveling shit for cats. It really is not afraid of challenges.

But is the ball that was knocked into the air a little bit off course?Hey, why does the baseball fly towards the cat?

Wasn't Xu Jie worried that he would be hit by a flying baseball, because the flying baseball was quite high, and the raccoon cat that usually moves under other people's knees may not be able to get it even if it jumps up.

What Xu Jie was worried about was the current route of the baseball. If it flew over at this height and direction, it would be an office building over there.

Wouldn't it be what it thought?

Feeling bad, Xu Jie turned around and saw that the baseball was flying towards the office building.

The general orientation around the playground is like this, the teaching building is facing the school gate, and the east and west sides are the multimedia office building and the basketball court.

Originally, according to the batter's hitting direction and today's wind direction, the baseball that was hit should fly towards the basketball court or the gate.

But who knows what kind of wind this ball has drawn, and it flew directly towards the multimedia office building in a way that absolutely does not conform to the definition of physics.

Clanging and crackling, the outermost glass on the west side of the third floor of the multimedia office building was shattered by a baseball.

On the playground, the face teacher with the students and a cat, all quieted down because of this weird time.

The first person to react was actually the sports committee member of Class B. He pointed at the broken glass window with trembling fingers and said, "If I remember correctly, that should be the principal's office, right?"

Although he didn't want to admit it, he was right.

It's over, it's trouble, everyone, including a cat, flashed this line in their hearts.

It didn't take long for the little fat man who got into trouble and the sports committee member of class B to be kindly called into the principal's office.

Shi Chuangui felt that this was just an accident. The children just accidentally broke the glass of the principal's office while playing baseball, and it was not intentional.

Moreover, as a substitute teacher, he, who failed to teach the students well, also had an unshirkable responsibility for the incident of breaking the glass in the principal's office.

So Mr. Ishikawa went to the principal's office with the two children.

Seeing that the shit shovel officer got into trouble, Xu Jie, who is Mao's master, sneaked into the office building when no one was prepared, and put his ear on the wooden door of the principal's office to eavesdrop.

But what worried Xu Jie did not happen, Mr. Principal is still very reasonable.

After learning that Fatty and the others broke the glass by accident, not on purpose, they just told them to be careful the next time they played, and let them leave.

But although they don't blame them, they still have to bear the responsibility for doing something wrong, so they have to be responsible for reinstalling the broken glass for the principal.

So the little fat man, who has always been very well-behaved, was called a parent by the teacher for the first time at school.

Knowing that the little fat man was fine, Xu Jie, who was eavesdropping at the door, slipped out again.

It felt that this day was really evil, and it was simply unfavorable for everything.

Forget it, the cat should not stay in the school at all, and Meow will go to the cat gang to find Mo.

Xu Jie, who wanted to be a cat but refused to admit it, found a reason for himself in his heart, and happily ran over to the villa area in Nancheng.