The days of being a cat in Japan

In the clean-up cat litter, against the increasingly dim light outside, the civet cat looked condescendingly at the big black cat squatting beside the table without saying a word.

Holding the canned cat food brought over from the hospital, the big black cat said to the raccoon cat flatteringly, "Ajie, this is your favorite mixed flavor of beef and chicken, do you want to eat it, can I open it for you? "

Xu Jie, who squinted his almond-shaped eyes, wiped his beard with his paws and asked, "Mo, is there something you forgot to tell me?"

Humph, the cat is giving you one last chance, if you don't tell the truth, you will be waiting to sleep on the floor next month.

Mo Wenyan frowned bitterly and said, "I'm afraid you won't be in the mood to eat after listening, so let's eat first and then discuss other issues, okay?"

Hearing this, Xu Jie pawed the edge of the cat's nest a few times, and asked Mo suspiciously, "What are you hiding? It can already affect the cat's appetite? Is it so unacceptable to the cat?"

Hearing this, the big black cat pushed the two-flavored canned cat food in the tin box to Xu Jie and replied, "You eat first, and I will tell you when you finish eating."

Hearing this, Xu Jie braced himself for a while, and then he was defeated by the delicious smell of double-flavored canned food.

Angrily patting the inside of the cat's litter with its paws, the cihuamao, who was so hungry recently, finally couldn't withstand the temptation of delicious food, and stretched out his head to eat.

Meow, the world is full of hunger, and what Mo said is right, no matter what you do, you have to fill your stomach first.

Looking at the little raccoon flower that Huluhulu was eating with its tail tip shaking, Mo watched contentedly from the side.

When it finally finished eating all the canned cat food in this box, and licked its paws to wash its face, the big black cat began to eat its own dinner, and obediently cleaned up the mess for its little raccoon.

After the big black cat finished eating, Xu Jie licked his lips with his tongue to clean up the food residue left on it.

Afterwards, it lay on its side in the cat's litter, stretched its legs and stretched its body in a posture that I was listening to, indicating to Mo that it was ready to speak.

At a glance, Mo feels that today is not right, and it also feels that it is almost time to explain everything to Xiao Lihua.

So the big black cat took a deep breath and said to Xu Jie who was lying sideways in the cat's nest with a serious face: "Ajie, you should be pregnant."

Since several hints were dismissed by the cihuamao, the big black cat instantly decided that the confession this time would hit the nail on the head.

Xu Jie, who was lying in the cat's nest, was stunned at first when he heard the words, but after he realized it, he immediately collapsed into the cat's nest, clutching his stomach and laughing.

"Meow ha ha ha ha ha, Mo you said this cold joke is really too successful, wow ha ha ha ha, it's really funny. The cat is in a much better mood now, you can just say anything, the cat can accept it gone."

Thinking that Mo was joking with him, Xu Jie rolled out his white belly in the cat's nest with a smile, kicking his hind legs from time to time while laughing.

It's no wonder that Xu Jie listened to what Mo said as a joke, after all, an adult male cat would never believe such words under any circumstances.

Seeing that the cihuamao didn't believe what he said, Mo became a little anxious. It jumped into the cat's nest, brushed the cat hair on Xu Jie's abdomen with its paws and said, "It's true, look at your two rows of nipples. It started to swell a week ago, and the color changed from light pink to deep rose red. And on your lower abdomen, the cat can also feel a round and somewhat hard lump from the last week , the doctor said that these are signs of a cat’s pregnancy. If you don’t believe me, Ajie, you can bend down and have a look yourself.”

Xu Jie, who had turned his belly over and was exposed by Mo's cat fur to reveal two rows of nipples, became furious. He waved his front and rear paws together, and kept greeting Mo's head and head.

Meow, does Mo look down on cats?Knowing that the cat's current body shape cannot do sit-ups, it is impossible to see his abdomen.

The big black cat who was scratched by his partner didn't dare to fight back, so he could only hide while shouting: "Ajie, what the cat said is true, can you calm down?"

Xu Jie became even angrier when he heard this, and turned over, waving his paws and continued chasing and scratching the big black cat.

While scratching Xu Jie, he said: "The cat makes you talk nonsense. What does it mean that the cat is pregnant? The cat is male and male. How many times have you ridden on the cat? Do you need to emphasize this point? Are you You always work as a doctor's assistant, so your head is blurred?"

Mo, who was being chased and scratched by Xu Jie, didn't dare to fight back at all. Although the small warehouse was not small, it was only that big after all. Gradually, the big black cat was forced to shrink into the corner by Fat Lihua.

Looking at the big black cat with its own paw prints on its head, Xu Jie suddenly felt distressed.

So it stopped its paws, touched the paw prints on the big black cat's face with its fleshy paw pads and said, "Mo, do you have hallucinations because you want kittens so much? If you really like kittens Cub, we can continue to adopt, there is no problem on my side, so don't think about it."

Hearing the words, the big black cat stared at his partner who didn't believe anything for a long time with a sad face, then suddenly stretched his tail over and started to play with it.

It is the instinct of all cats to bite moving things, even Xu Jie is no exception.

Seeing the big black cat teasing himself with its tail, Xu Jie, who thought it finally figured it out, was immediately distracted, and happily rushed towards the big black cat's tail.

Meow, Mo's tail is the most fun, don't run away, hahahaha, you've been caught by a cat.

Hey, there is another one, ha, this one can't escape.

I scratch, I pounce, I bite, hahaha, the cat caught both of them.

Wait, the cat grabbed one and bit another, so how many tails does Mo have?

Looking at the one he was biting inside, and looking at the one he was holding in his paws, Xu Jie stared at Mo with shocked eyes.

Fearing that Xu Jie might not see clearly, Mo pulled out both of his tails, and shook them vigorously in front of Xu Jie brightly.

Click, Xu Jie felt as if his chin hit his feet.

Rubbing his eyes with his paws, and rubbing his eyes, Mo's two thick and long tails still exist.

Pointing at the ink with shaking paws, Xu Jie asked stammeringly, "This...what the hell is this?"

Mo Wenyan licked his lips nervously and said, "Ajie, do you know Maoyou?"

"I know, I often see it in cartoons." Xu Jie, whose brain was disconnected due to shock, replied stupidly.

"My father is a cat, and my father is a Maine Coon. I inherited my father's blood, and I am also a cat."

Fearing that his partner might not understand, Mo continued to explain: "My father and father are the two we saw in the countryside last time. Didn't you ask me why I seemed to see two behind my father? The one with the tail? It’s because it’s a cat.”

Following Mo's reminder, Xu Jie, whose brain began to gradually recover his memory, gritted his teeth and asked, "Then why... no, why didn't you tell me when we first met?"

Mo Wenyan rubbed his paws vigorously a few times, and replied very nervously: "Because I am afraid that you will be afraid of me, don't like my approach, and even want to run away from me. Although I am a cat, although people call us fairies, But we don’t have any special skills except that we are stronger than other cats, live longer than cats, and have an extra tail that can be hidden. So if you are determined to avoid me, the cat is There's no way around it."

"Hehe, you, Lord Mo, also have something to be afraid of. This is really a rare thing." Li Huamao, who knew the big black cat's force and temper well, said.

Mo Wenyan stared at Xu Jie quietly and said seriously: "Of course I have something to be afraid of. I am afraid that you will ignore me. I am afraid that you will not be able to eat well and live comfortably. I am afraid that you are playing outside. When I was bullied by other animals, I was most afraid that you would want to leave me."

Seeing the big black cat with webbed paw stripes and two tails talking to him like this, Xu Jie suddenly didn't know what to say.

Xu Jie didn't speak, Mo could only be more silent.

After a long time, the big black cat guarding the corner asked: "Do you care, do you care that I am a strange species, the fairy in people's mouth?"

As soon as its voice fell, it was hit by Xu Jie's paw, and the civet cat yelled at it impatiently: "Don't make noise, don't you see that the cat is thinking?"

The big black cat that had been slapped again looked at Xu Jie after hearing the words, and found that it was not angry, but was really thinking, so Mo dared not speak again.

It was waiting, waiting for the raccoon cat on the opposite side to give itself an answer.

Xu Jie's walnut brain, which Xu Jie hasn't used for a long time, is now running fast. It keeps asking itself in its heart, do I care that Mo is a goblin?Am I afraid it's a goblin?Does being a goblin affect our relationship?

The answer is of course no.

So I still like the cat Mo. Is it a cat, or a cat? Does it matter if it is a goblin or not?

Ink is still ink, cat is still cat, shouldn't life still be like this?

Thinking of this, Xu Jie suddenly became enlightened. He patted Mo's cheek with his paw and said with a smile: "For the sake of doting on cats so much in the past, you will not be held accountable for hiding the cat this time. But let's not take this as an example. If you dare to do anything Keep it from the cat, the cat will definitely make you look good."

The big black cat, who had never expected to be forgiven so easily, showed a surprised expression for the first time when he heard the words, and asked Xu Jie stupidly: "You really don't care? I am a fairy in other people's mouths. "

Hearing this, Xu Jie raised his left front paw and hooked it a few times in the air, and said casually: "I know, it's just a cat, it's very receptive to meow, as long as you are still you, it doesn't matter if it's a cat fork. It is said that more than a year ago, cats still thought of themselves as human beings, but now they are not honest cats. You are an unusual cat, and I am also an unusual cat. In this way, we are together It’s quite appropriate to think about it together.”

Xu Jie's answer made the big black cat burst into laughter, it rushed over excitedly, hugged Xu Jie in its arms and licked vigorously.

Xu Jie, who was also very happy, kept licking back when he saw this, and the two cats, who were not cats, got together and were sticky for a long time.

Knowing that his identity would not be rejected by his partner, the big black cat graciously jumped onto the cat nest made on the table, and tidied up the sun-dried lint for Xu Jie.

When it flattened all the cotton batting and made it fluffy, it was about to ask Xu Jie to come up to rest, but saw that it started to circle around the small warehouse non-stop.

At first, Mo thought Xu Jie was exercising after cooking, so he squatted beside the broken table to watch.

But then it realized that it didn't seem to be, so it asked, "My dear, what are you doing?"

Hearing this, Xu Jie stopped and raised his head and asked, "Meow, I feel like I forgot something very important, and I can't remember it. Big cat again, why did we quarrel just now?"

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The big black cat silently glanced at Lihuamao's belly, not knowing how to answer.