The days of being a cat in Japan

The little fat man wanted to come out to have a look because he heard that the small yard suddenly became very lively.

And before coming over, he was watching through the glass, and saw the fat raccoon squatting in the yard at a glance.

During this period of time, Jian was too busy attending the summer Go class, so he didn't go to the cat's nest to see Xu Jie and the others.

But Xu Jie didn't dare to come back to hide the kitten, so by accident, the little shit shovel officer hadn't seen their master for almost a month.

The little fat man, who couldn't think of it, found the raccoon cat coming home through the glass window, and almost jumped up for joy.

Of course, the little fat man also saw the big black cat that was arguing against them, but for Xiao Jiantai, the great saint is the most important thing, and the big black cat is incidental.

Because he focused all his attention on Xu Jie, the little fat man didn't even notice that there was an extra little black cat beside Mo's leg.

This can't be blamed on the little fat man, who is called Mo and Tuanzi, the color of their two furs is too similar.

So when two black cats get together, if you don't pay attention, you really can't see the bad eyes.

Having not seen his raccoon cat for many days, the little fat man excitedly pushed open the glass door of the courtyard, just as he took a step, before he could call out the name of the Great Sage, the little fat man stopped and froze in place.

This happened because the kitten who had greeted his brothers left his father and went to his father's feet to act like a baby.

Xu Jie and Tuanzi's fur are quite different, so the kitten's 'invisibility' ninjutsu is self-defeating.

The little fat man looked in shock at the kitten that suddenly jumped out and meowed around the great saint, and rubbed his eyes vigorously in disbelief.

Moved his hands away and found that the kitten was still there, seeing that the kitten was looking at Dahei, and seeing that Dahei was looking at the kitten, Jiantai suddenly became angry.

He stretched out his fat finger, pointed at Mo and said, "Where did this kitten come from? Why does it look so similar to you? Did you do something to offend the Great Sage? All the kittens have been brought to the house, it’s really bullying... Oh, it’s not bullying the cat too much. Don’t think that our Great Sage has a good temper and you dare to bully it like this, let me tell you that the Great Sage also has a natal family.”

As soon as the little fat man finished talking, he turned his head and searched around the yard.

Then he picked up the broom Mrs. Fujimoto put in the small yard for cleaning, and rushed towards Zhuo Mo.

Halfway through the run, Jiantai swung the broom in Jiantai's hand, and the white-feathered chicken in front of Mo kicked up and flew up, shouting to the green pheasant: "Little green, get out of here."

I don't know why the little master suddenly got angry, the big golden retriever tried to stop it halfway, but the little fat man who was getting angry couldn't stop it at all.

The black feather of the crow flew in the sky trying to explain to Mo, but it was a pity that the little fat man couldn't understand the bird's language.

Mo's reaction was very sensitive, and he dodged in advance before the little fat man swung his broom to beat him.

Compared to Mo, Xu Jie was half a beat slower.

However, seeing that the situation was not good, it took the kitten away quickly, and after it was settled in a safe place, it quickly ran back to stop the little fat man.

Jian Tai, who missed a hit, was chasing after Mo and wanted to continue to swing the broom. Mo, who didn't want to conflict with Xu Jie here in front of him, had to hide.

The other animals in the family have been trying to stop the little fat man and separate him from Mo.

But in the atmosphere where my lihua was being bullied by the heart-wrenching cat, the little fat man was in an invincible state, no matter which one came over, he couldn't stop him.

When Xu Jie, who had placed the kitten, ran over, Mo was already a little impatient.

As a cat, it has never been the only one to run after other animals, and there has never been anything that can run after it.

Except, of course, a fat raccoon cat.

The big black cat that was furious in his heart was already baring its teeth. If this was not the human cub that Xu Jie likes very much, Mo would have grabbed it with his big paws.

Seeing an opportunity, Xu Jie leaped across the gap and threw himself on Jiantai, hugging his thigh and screaming loudly.

Meow, don't do it, little fat man, you misunderstood, it's me and Mo's kitten.

Feeling his pants being pulled, the little fat man instinctively lowered his head, and realized that it was their raccoon master who was holding him.

Enduring the anger in his heart, the little fat man said to Xu Jie: "Great Sage, what are you stopping me for? Look at that kitten, it is exactly the same as Dahei, except for the eyes. Dahei's cat's eyes are golden Yes, the kitten's eyes are yellow-brown almond-shaped eyes. I don't know who to follow... Hey, why does that kitten's eyes look more familiar to me the more I look at them?"

Xu Jie, who was covered with black lines, pointed at himself with his paw and meowed loudly, that is my kitten, it belongs to a cat, it belongs to a cat, it belongs to a cat.

After seeing Xu Jie's movements, the little fat man who couldn't understand cat language but was able to fully understand Xu Jie's speechless body squinted his eyes and guessed, then said in disbelief: "My lord, you said that kitten is yours!" ?”

Meow, meow, Xu Jie nodded when he heard the words, for fear that the little fat man would not understand.

Hearing this, the little fat man took a closer look at the kitten not far away that had been settled by Xu Jie, and found that apart from the fur color and body shape of the big black, the kitten's body did have a lot of similarities. Xu Jie.

"So I misunderstood and blamed Dahei, that kitten is actually yours?" The little fat man squinted his eyes like Xu Jie and asked.

Seeing Xu Jie nodded sharply, the little fat man murmured, "So that's how it is."

Xu Jie thought that a clear explanation would be enough, but found that the little fat man not only failed to calm down, but became even more angry.

He threw the broom in his hand on the ground, and said to Xu Jie heartbroken, "Great Sage, how could you do this? Although Mao Keli doesn't have the concept of loyalty, I think you should be different. Hei it is always good to you. It always wants the stars not to give to the moon, so that it never dares to go east to the west. It dares to move its claws only after you have picked out everything to eat, drink and play. The nest is laid out for you, the fur is licked for you, and even when you go to the bathroom, it can't wait to dig the sand pit for you in advance. It raises you like a prince. How can you change your mind with such a good cat? Bring the kitten back and let Dahei take care of it, Dahei, although you are my cat, you can't be so shameless as a cat, I will definitely not help you this time."

The raccoon cat with a head full of black lines couldn't help but roll its eyes suddenly after hearing what the little fat man said. Although the kid really admired him for sticking to principles and not helping his relatives, there's no need to complain about it.

Weakly pointing at the kitten with his paw, pointing to himself at Dahei, Xu Jie signaled the little fat man to see clearly that this was their two kittens.

The little fat man who understood the cat's movements was completely confused this time, and he couldn't help but said: "You two kittens? Can't go wrong."

But then he saw the white feather chicken with a little green, thought for a while and said: "Oh, this kitten was adopted by you just like Noisy. Oh, I didn't say it earlier, I misunderstood."

After finishing speaking, the little fat man turned to Mo and bowed to apologize: "I'm sorry Dahei, I was too impulsive just now. I'm here to apologize to you, I'm really sorry."

After apologizing, the little fat man got up, walked to the kitten curiously, knelt down and said, "Oh, it really looks more and more like it, Dasheng and Dahei, where did you find kittens so similar to you?" of?"

Mo Wenyan walked past the little fat man quietly, and he didn't want to talk to the human cub who just chased him and ran away in embarrassment.

Xu Jie helplessly covered his head with his paws, but then thought that it would be good if there was such a misunderstanding, so that no one would doubt the kitten's origin, and it would be safe for them.

The chickens and dogs jumping in the small yard quickly attracted the attention of the adults in the house. Mr. Fujimoto who was the closest to this side was the first to get up and open the door and asked, "What are you doing, Mrs. Jian? Will it be so lively?"

The little fat man pointed at the kitten and said to his father in surprise, "Everyone, come and see, Dasheng and Dahei are back with their newly adopted kitten."

Mrs. Rie walked a few steps quickly after hearing the words, and walked in front of her husband.

Looking at the kitten sitting obediently at Dahei's feet, he exclaimed, "My God, it's so similar. If I didn't know that Dasheng and Dahei are both male, I really thought this kitten are their children."

Junko Fujimoto, who came out with her grandma, looked at Xu Jie's belly when she heard the words, and said coolly: "Who knows what will happen in this strange world, maybe they really came back after hiding out and giving birth. "

After hearing what his daughter said, Mr. Fujimoto really looked at the little black ball seriously, and then said: "I think what you said is unlikely. Judging by the size and teeth of this kitten, it must be at least a month old." .And Dasheng and Dahei have only been out and living for thirty days, and it is absolutely impossible for me not to see the cats that have given birth, so I think your analysis is not correct."

Fujimoto Junko was startled by her father's seriousness, she opened her mouth wide and said, "Dad, aren't you? I'm just joking. How could two male cats have kittens? Please don't scare me."

Dr. Fujimoto stood up and laughed loudly and said, "Are you not allowed to make jokes? Junko, you really believe it, hahahaha."

……

This is the common reaction of the stupid Junzi and the guilty Xu Jie.

After teasing his daughter, Dr. Fujimoto coughed lightly and said, "Since Dasheng and Dahei came back with the kitten, why don't you take this opportunity to go to the hospital for an examination. This month's collective examination you two It’s just a good time to make up for it if I missed it outside. And this kitten, you can also take this opportunity to build a file.”

Lihuamao, who has successfully dumped the goods, is now fearless and readily agrees to the doctor's advice.

Meow, just check it out, or give the kitten a formal physical examination, and take this opportunity to see the cat's current weight.

At that time, the number on the scale will definitely surprise you, hum, cats will not be overweight.