The days of being a cat in Japan

The fat Tanuka was lying on the mat and leaning on the big black cat, twitching the tip of its tail, looking at the big color TV in Fujimoto's house happily.

Entertainment reporters from all walks of life on TV were like sharks smelling blood, wandering in groups near the home of host Da Fei, and blocked several exits of their apartment.

A few minutes later, Da Fei, wearing a baseball cap, oversized sunglasses and a surgical mask, in a dark tracksuit, walked out of his home, escorted by security personnel.

The reporters who had been waiting here for a long time swarmed up, and passed their efforts to Da Fei, shouting and asking their own questions.

Reporter A: Mr. Da Fei, did you intentionally target cats on the show? Was your last fall intentional?

Reporter B: Mr. Da Fei, how do you respond to the children's protection organization berating you for being obscene?

Reporter C: Mr. Da Fei, do you usually abuse animals?Otherwise, why would you deliberately target a few cats on the show?

Reporter D: Mr. Da Fei, what do you think of cat fans and animal protection personnel uniting to boycott your statement?

Reporter E: Mr. Dafei, because of your inappropriate behavior on the show, your program group has been named and criticized and imposed a huge fine.I heard that the program group has announced the termination of the contract with you, and asked you to bear the fine and liquidated damages of the contract this time, what do you think of this?

Da Fei, who was full of haggardness, kept silent about the questions of the reporters who were chasing and intercepting them, and just tried to leave here under the protection of the security personnel.

But suddenly a rotten egg flew out from nowhere, and hit Da Fei's head exactly right.

The stench of instant protein corruption wafted from Da Fei's body.

Everyone was choked by the smell and did not dare to breathe, but the reporters kept pressing the shutters in their hands excitedly.

This rotten egg completely angered Da Fei, he took off his hat and sunglasses, angrily stood on tiptoe, trying to go through the crowd to find the guy who smashed his rotten egg.

The gossip entertainment journalists, who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, became even more excited when they saw this, and kept pushing forward, wanting to squeeze to Da Fei's side.

Reporter F: Mr. Da Fei, are you looking for the person who smashed your rotten eggs? Seeing that your eyes are red and your fists are clenched, you want to hit someone, right?

Hearing what he said, the reporters around also turned around to look for the person who smashed the rotten eggs.

But they didn't want to vent their anger on Da Fei, but they wanted to find out the person and bring the two of them together to see if there would be more exciting news.

Da Fei, who knows the nature of these gossip reporters better than anyone else, took a deep breath when he heard the words. He felt that he could not remain silent, he had to say something, otherwise, if these guys turned black and white, everything about him would be completely destroyed. .

So he quickly took off his mask, and said to the gossip reporters with righteous indignation: "I didn't intentionally want to expose my body on the show. Didn't you see that my clothes were given by that big black cat?" Torn. I will never let this kind of humiliation go away, and the owner of that cat will just wait for the summons from the court."

Da Fei's words were like adding fuel to the fire, completely igniting the enthusiasm of the gossip reporters.

Reporter A: So how do you explain that an entire episode of your show is devoted to cats?Afterwards, we played back and found that when you fell, there was no obstacle under your feet, and you were looking at the direction of the cats on the platform, and you deliberately adjusted your body posture when you fell to push the cats down. How to say?

Da Fei said angrily when he heard the words: "You guys are slandering. The planning and game design of the entire program can only be carried out with the consent of the producers, directors and directors. How come it becomes me who targets cats alone? And I At that time, I accidentally fell, I slipped on my feet and did not stand firmly. I was also very sad when the program went wrong, but I can’t push everything on me in order to avoid responsibility.”

Reporter B: Then why did you fall to the east when you fell to the west at the beginning?According to the inertia, people should get down after falling, but you pushed out. Can you give a reasonable explanation for this?

Reporter C: Mr. Da Fei, what does your last sentence mean?Is it implying that the behavior against cats in this episode was approved by the crew?

The battered Da Fei opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but was stopped by his manager quickly.

The agent said while pressing Dafei to the car and said: "Everyone, please step aside, we will hold a press conference soon, and all your questions will be answered there. Now please put Get out of the way, we're going to the press conference."

After a period of confusion, the embarrassed Da Fei finally got into the car, followed by more than a dozen reporter cars, and left quickly.

After that, the camera lens of the picture began to shake a little, and the reporter who was following the news hurriedly got into the car with the cameraman.

The middle-aged reporter who put down the microphone in the car continued to say in the camera while starting the car: "Just now Mr. Da Fei and his agent have set off to the press conference, we will follow now, please don't turn the channel , Rapid Entertainment News will definitely send you the latest news."

Seeing this, the cihuamao took the TV remote control with its tail, pressed the button on it with its paw pads, and started to switch channels.

After changing several channels in a row, Lihuamao found that as long as there is a channel that is broadcasting entertainment programs, it is basically the content just above.

The chubby cihuamao was very satisfied when he saw the situation, especially after seeing the unlucky appearance of the mean-spirited and mean-spirited host, it felt extremely happy in its heart.

Meow, knowing that the immoral guy is not doing very well now, the cat is relieved.

After watching the continuous reports on TV, Xu Jie turned over and found the fat man's tablet under the cushion.

After skillfully clicking on the little fat man's account, Lihuamao continued to observe the reaction of everyone on the Internet, especially cat fans, to this matter.

First floor: Have you seen the report just now on TV?It's so relieved, it really deserves the retribution for making that Da Fei so cheap.

The second floor: That is, he is still sophistrying about such an obvious fact. When we are all fools or blind, can't we see his intention?

Third floor: Da Fei's character is not very good.With a deep mind and a small mind, it is said that the people who work with him, as long as they are better than him in some way, will inevitably be run out by him.But this time he has done it to himself. I have a friend who works as a dramatist at that TV station. I heard from him that this time when the crew was discussing about terminating the contract with Dafei, no one would stand up and speak for him. .

The fourth floor: I'm so worried, just now the host named Dafei said that he was going to sue the owner of our family, Dahei.What to do, if he really goes to sue Mr. Fujimoto, will it cause any trouble to the Fujimoto family?Although we all know that Dahei is wild, it lives in Fujimoto's house with Dahei after all.And Ms. Etsuko, this time she brought the cats there, so she won't be implicated, right?

Fifth floor: Don't worry, the one upstairs, with my lawyer's certificate, even if Da Fei goes to sue, he won't be able to win.Because our Dahei is very smart, we didn't cause any harm to the host's body, only ruined his clothes and shoes.The Great Sage has already paid compensation on the spot, and the money has exceeded the value of those items, so if he sues on this basis, no court will accept it at all.As for the insult or not, as far as I know, there is no punitive provision in the current legal provisions for insulting people by animals. There is no way to sue him. That guy is just bluffing.

Sixth Floor: Hearing what the upstairs said, I can finally feel relieved, let that guy tease the cat and kick it to the iron plate.

Seventh floor: This is called good and evil will be rewarded in the end, whoever said that the host is usually wicked.

Eighth floor: I said, can everyone not just pay attention to the host?Didn't anyone see something else in this time period?

Ninth Floor: Anything else?I didn't see it?What is the one above referring to?

Tenth Floor: Uh, actually, I've wanted to say it a long time ago. When you see the cats being pushed out by Da Fei, Da Hei's reaction is really intriguing.

Eleventh Floor: Isn't it just kicking the kitten out and then catching the Fat Dasheng with his body? When I look back now, I still think Dahei is so handsome.Hey, did I accidentally say something just now?

The twelfth floor: ...It's the great sage, so fat that he caught it with his body, and the kitten kicked out. Now I believe what the little fat man from Fujimoto's family said, that little black cat was definitely picked up.

Thirteenth floor: That's right, the differential treatment is so obvious, I don't know if the kitten's heart will be hurt.

Fourteenth Floor: Wow, hahaha, I'm not surprised that the big black cat would do this. It usually looks like it doesn't care about anyone except the Great Sage. It's so loyal that it can't be loyal.

Fifteenth Floor: Sympathize with the kitten.

Sixteenth floor: sympathy kitten plus 1

Seventeenth floor: sympathy kitten plus 2

3th Floor: Add [-] for sympathy for the kitten. Raised by such a pair of elders who abuse dogs every day, that little black cat must have a particularly good ability to withstand stress.

Nineteenth floor: I sympathize with the kitten plus 4, and I very much agree with the opinions above.Since I fell in love with that pair of cats, I have found that my ability to accept is much stronger.

5th floor: Add [-] for sympathy for the kitten, hahaha, you guys upstairs are so funny.

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Messages like this instantly swiped the screen of the fat man's tablet. Xu Jie looked at the 200-story building that had been built in less than ten minutes, and black lines fell from his forehead involuntarily.

Moreover, these guys will worry about it blindly, the cat's kitten is very good, and it is very lively every day.

But now I don't have to bother to explain the identity of the dumpling to anyone, which is a pleasant surprise.