The days of being a cat in Japan

Of course, Lihuamao couldn't find the contract, because those things had been carefully stored by the department store's legal department and Ms. Etsuko, so how could they be kept outside.

The employees of the planning department of the department store can't understand the temper of cats. They don't know why this teacher, who was originally quiet and likes to be a beautiful tomcat, suddenly became irritable.

At this time, the raccoon cat grinned and showed its canine teeth, clapped its paws at them with its ears behind its back, and warned the assistant lady wearing the 'Super Cat' costume not to get close to it.

The timid assistant was so intimidated by Xu Jie that she didn't dare to approach, but it was the task entrusted to her by the minister to put the guests in costumes. The frightened and embarrassed Miss Fangzi was about to cry.

Ms. Nanako didn't want to see that her colleagues were difficult to do. Seeing this, she couldn't help but bent down and asked Xu Jie, "What's wrong with you, my lord? Didn't you still feel good when you came here?"

Meow, that's because no one told me that the costumes for cats would look like this! ! !

The little fat man rested his chin on his own and observed his cat. Jiantai, who had lived with Xu Jie for a long time, knew that his great sage was definitely not the kind of unreasonable troublemaker.

After looking at it for a while, the little fat man found that Lihuamao's resistance was mainly aimed at the 'Super Cat' suit brought out by the planning department, and his attitude towards other people hadn't changed much.

In order to verify his own judgment, Jiantai first leaned over and hugged the raccoon cat.

Xu Jie just turned his head and looked at the little fat man suspiciously. Seeing that there was nothing unusual about him, he continued to wave his paws and protested to Mr. Ono, the manager of the planning department.

Taking advantage of the cat in her arms not paying attention, Jian Tai quietly picked up the 'Super Cat' suit, and shook it in front of Xu Jie, and sure enough, the raccoon cat in her arms exploded.

The root cause was found, Jiantai said to other people in the office: "Aunt Nanako, and Uncle Ohno, I think the Great Sage is not satisfied with this costume."

The civet cat, who was having a headache and was waving its paws and meowing but no one could understand it, its eyes lit up when it heard the words, and it immediately nodded in the little fat man's arms to express that that was it.

The reason for the guest's irritability has been found out, but the planning department has even more headaches.

As the planner and implementer of this idea, Manager Ohno had no choice but to bite the bullet and say to Cihuamao and its owner: "Mr. Dasheng, the design of this costume is completely suitable for us. The theme of this event comes from it. You see we call it 'Super Cat' gift bag, of course you have to dress appropriately, you can't let you wear a black suit on stage with such a name."

Meow, you can let the cat walk around in Wukong's tiger skin skirt, but you can't imagine the cat wearing the red pants for a ride.

The cihuamao, who didn't buy it at all, continued to grin at the manager Da Ye who tried to persuade him.

Finding that the invited guest was still very resistant to the costumes, Manager Ohno said with a headache: "Mr. professionalism."

Lihuamao responded directly to this statement: "Hehe, cats are stars and not comedians. They have never been idols. You can see from that that cats are such a great career as actors? Besides, can't these guys in your planning department be creative? ?Fortunately, your plan is 'Super Cat'. In case an alien comes, does the cat have to transform itself into ET first?"

Xu Jie has always refused those TV dramas where he puts a tail in his hair when he plays a goblin, or puts a pig's head on his own head when he plays a pig.

But it never expected that such a thing would happen to it today.

I used to think that the only people with this kind of taste were the props group of the film crew, but now it seems that the planning department on the shopping mall side is not much better.

Faced with the cat's stubbornness, Mr. Ohno's head became dizzy, but for his own plan, he still had to continue to deal with the cat.

Facing the manager, Cihuamao gave full play to its advantages as a cat, bringing its incomprehension and shamelessness to the highest level.

Meow, cats are cats anyway, and they can’t understand human speech, so if you say something, cats just shake their heads.

It's natural for cats to be nervous, can you help me?In short, don't let the cat wear those bright red pants.

Mrs. Jian, who was holding the cat, could also hear the manager's words very clearly. Facing the elder's anxious words of accusation, the little fat man, who is a hardcore cat fan, was not happy.

He hugged his cat, and said to the gentleman seriously: "Uncle Ohno, please forgive me for interrupting you, because I don't agree with some of the accusations in your remarks."

It seems that he didn't expect that he would be refuted by a child's words, Manager Ohno was stunned for a long time when he heard the words.

But the little fat man doesn't care about these things, he must defend his cat, and absolutely won't allow other people to speak ill of him in front of him.

From the perspective of a veterinarian's son and a cat owner, Fatty explained his views to Mr. Ohno very seriously.

First of all, animals are not suitable for wearing clothes, especially creatures with fur, because their fur has the function of self-regulating temperature after hundreds of millions of years of evolution, and it will automatically fall off or grow as the temperature changes. more dense.

Therefore, clothes are completely useless to fluffy people. A bad one will limit the self-development of fur, which is counterproductive, except for the old, weak, sick, and young with particularly weak constitutions.

Secondly, even if you are dressing animals, you must also consider the style and material. It is best to only wear it on the body, at most wrap the forelimbs, and leave the hind limbs and buttocks free.

Because all the important organs of small animals are basically in the chest and abdomen, even if the weather is colder, it is enough to protect these positions, and it is best to leave the limbs for them to move around.

Based on the above points, his choice of Dasheng is correct, and those who have the idea of ​​letting cats wear clothes are wrong.

The little fat man has completely forgotten that he brought the Great Sage here today to try on the costumes. He is a die-hard fan of the Great Sage, and he is now in a state of helping his relatives and not helping his relatives.

Xu Jie was really touched by the unconditional love for the little fat man.

Look at Ms. Nanako who is already in a dilemma, look at Mr. Ohno who is a little speechless because of being said by a child, and look at the little fat man who is determined to defend himself, Li Huamao rubbed his head his neck.

The little fatty shrank his neck so itchy from the cat hair, Xu Jie took this opportunity to slip out of his arms and came to the side of the assistant.

He took the cloak of the 'Super Cat' suit and the blue top with the big S written on it and stepped on it under his paws, and Xu Jie slapped the big red pants out with his paw.

Meow, cats wear without pants.

Cihuamao's movements are already so obvious, now you can see what it means without the little fat man's translation.

Seeing that the invited guests finally agreed to wear costumes, Mr. Ohno finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Whether they wear pants or not is not important to them. Anyway, the bags responsible for storing the lucky bags are all sewn on the front side of the cloak and jacket, as long as there are plans left there, they can proceed as usual.

Mr. Ohno, who was thinking too much because he was relaxed, reacted slowly, so that he didn't respond to the cat's movements immediately.

Seeing this, Xu Jie thought he disagreed, so he ran over and picked up the pair of red underpants and threw them towards the door, showing with practical actions that he didn't wear underpants.

After seeing this, Mr. Ohno finally reacted and said: "Good Dasheng teacher, don't wear pants if you don't wear them. During the Christmas carnival, you can walk around in our department store without wearing pants."

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Meow, even though that's what I said, why does it sound so strange?

After a lot of tossing, Xu Jie still tried on the 'Superman' suit without pants with the help of everyone.

Although the ideas from the planning department are not very reliable, the handwork is still good, and the size of the things produced is very suitable.

After completing the task, Ms. Nanako took a photo of the little fat man in the 'Super Cat' costume, and then sent it to her senior sister, Mrs. Rie.

Although there were some ups and downs in the process, in the end, the little fat man and the cat successfully completed the fitting of costumes.

After confirming that the costumes are suitable, the planning department started various follow-up tasks, and after Mrs. Nanako greeted her colleagues, she led Xiao Jiantai, who was holding a cat, to the downstairs.

Sending the child and the cat to the car all the way, after calling and communicating with the senior sister, Miss Nanako waved her hand and watched the little fat man and Xu Jie leave.

A few minutes later, Jiantai and Xu Jie arrived home safely. After Mr. Fujimoto picked up the child and the cat, he took them to his wife.

The flow of people in the beauty parlor still doesn't mean to decrease. Even with the big move of calling people by number, there are still at least 30 to [-] people who are still persistently queuing.

Xu Jie originally thought that with so many people waiting, Mrs. Fujimoto and her assistants would definitely work overtime and work hard to send all the guests away earlier, but the result did not seem to be the case.

The staff of the beauty salon who should have been very busy now actually put the customers aside and gathered together, looking at Mrs. Fujimoto's mobile phone in the middle.

And those guests who were left alone, not only were not impatient, but also squeezed towards Mrs. Fujimoto, who was surrounded, and said in their mouths: "Let me take a look, too. Make room for what you have read."

Seeing this, Xu Jie suddenly had an unpleasant premonition.

Sure enough, a few seconds later, someone said sharply, "The Great Sage is back."

Then those people raised their heads together, staring at Xu Jie with shining eyes.

Mrs. Fujimoto, who was surrounded by the last meeting, raised her head, looked at Xu Jie whose tail was blown up and asked: "You are back, we have seen the photos of the try-on, the great saint is very handsome. It's a pity that there is no Superman The classic underwear is worn outside. I heard Nanako say that the great sage doesn’t want it? Well, if you don’t want to wear pants, don’t wear them. It’s good to be naked, comfortable.”

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In the future, whoever talks about underpants to the cat will be anxious to the cat.