The days of being a cat in Japan

Due to some special reasons, Xu Jie didn't dare to go to the hospital recently, he was afraid that the sharp-eyed doctors would see something from him.

The big black cat said that he was not sure, and the cihuamao felt very uncertain in his heart. This feeling of being suspended in the air made Xu Jie's most advanced heart quite uncomfortable.

When people are angry, everything is not pleasing to the eye, and cats are the same in this regard.

The raccoon cat has been very angry for several days, and the paw prints on the big black cat's face have not disappeared these days.

Now when Nong Mo came home, he had to squat outside the cat's litter to observe for a while, to make sure that the little raccoon flower was not waving its paw at him before it dared to enter the house.

This day was Sunday, and the big black cat went out to patrol as usual, while the civet cat was lying on the sofa in the living room at home, listening to the sound with the TV on.

This is a new hobby that Xu Jie has recently developed. During this period of time, he is quite upset and doesn't want to stay in a too quiet place, but he finds it too taxing to watch TV for a long time.

So in the end, he simply turned on the TV, chose a program he liked, and then lay down on the sofa to listen to the TV.

In order to adjust his mood, the programs that Lihuamao chose for himself recently are some interesting talk shows, or funny variety shows.

For example, the one it's watching right now is a variety show featuring surprise surprises.

The title of this episode of that program seems to be called, make, make, make, it is to gather a group of artists together, let them tell the story of how the other half did when they were in love.

At the scene of the show, Lihuamao heard the host ask a guest: "Brother Yasuda, you are a person with a lot of experience, so among the girlfriends you have dated before, is there any personality that is special?"

The male artist, who looked to be in his 30s, said with certainty, "Wow, I've had so many girlfriends, I've met all kinds of girlfriends."

The host said with an exaggerated expression: "Wow, then you are really lucky. Can you tell us about the one thing that you think is the most outrageous thing that the one who did the most?"

The male artist named Yasuda seemed to recall the words, and then said: "If you want to ask me this way, there is really one thing that I can't forget for so many years. I used to date when I was in college. I once had a girl, I don’t want to mention her name after such a long time, let’s call her Miss A. That Miss A was a well-known beauty in our university back then. Eyes pear blossoms and a baby voice, at that time I was fascinated by the boys in school, as long as I saw her, I couldn't think of others."

After the description of Mr. Yasuda with a somewhat illusory expression, the other guests present smiled kindly. After all, when anyone was in school, there were more or less famous people in the school, and everyone could understand.

Instead, the host at the side took this opportunity to ask: "Could it be possible that you have also pursued such an excellent lady? It seems that the lady has bad eyesight, or her taste needs to be improved."

The others laughed loudly when they heard the words, and that Mr. Yasuda couldn't laugh or cry himself.

This Mr. Yasuda has a very good relationship with the host who made fun of him in private, and he himself is also a frequent guest on this show.

As a comedian, as long as he comes to this episode, the main laughing point must be on him, and Mr. Yasuda knows this very well.

So Mr. Yasuda could only smile wryly and said: "Oh, can I not interrupt, I was also a handsome guy when I was in school, okay? Hey, what did you just say? Yes, it is the very beautiful Miss A who has gone through unremitting efforts. After my pursuit, that Miss A finally agreed to associate with me."

Seeing the dreamy look on Mr. Yasuda's face, the host and the rest of the guests looked at each other and decided not to interrupt him yet.

Sure enough, after some good memories, Mr. Yasuda remembered something, and said with a slightly changed face: "At the beginning of our relationship, the two of us were very sweet. But as we got to know each other better, I It turns out that Miss A is really... er, a person with a lot of things."

The show host who waited for a long time for this sentence immediately asked enthusiastically: "Why are there so many? Is it very noisy?"

Mr. Yasuda heard the words and said with a look of unbearable looking back: "It's not just a disturbance, it's a toss with life. On the first day of our relationship, she called me out, and she insisted on going for a walk by the lake in winter. I Go whenever you want. Walking by the lake with your lover is also a very romantic thing. As a result, I waited for her by the lake for more than an hour and she didn't come. I didn't answer her mobile phone. Later, I was arrested. It was so cold that there was nothing I could do, so I called her dormitory, and after asking, I found out that she had completely forgotten that I was still waiting for her by the lake, and happily went shopping with my little sister."

When everyone heard the words, they uttered aloud, saying how could this be so, it was really rude.

And the host who had a better relationship with him asked with concern: "Then what happened afterwards? Did Miss A come over to apologize and ask for your forgiveness?"

Mr. Yasuda said helplessly when he heard the words: "There is an apology, but now that I think about it, it is really insincere. I remember very clearly that I wanted to dress more handsomely in order to date her that day. Zero degree In the following weather, I wore a shirt and a windbreaker, and blew the cold wind by the lake for nearly two hours. When I came back, I caught a cold. When I had a fever, I wanted that Miss A to come and take care of me. The young lady was afraid of being infected, so she hid far away."

The other guests widened their eyes when they heard the words, and said in disbelief: "So you continue to get along with her?"

Seeing that Mr. Yasuda nodded in agreement, the guest shook his head and said, "It's really a great love."

And Mr. Yasuda explained with a wry smile: "I think I was obsessed with ghosts at the beginning. I just thought she was good, and she was cute no matter what she did. You don't know, although Miss A looks delicate and weak, she has a bad temper." Yes. When we first dated, we basically had a small quarrel every day, a big quarrel every three days, and there was no rest. Every time there was a quarrel, she would scratch my face with her hands. Over time, the scratches on my face have never been broken."

Li Huamao, who was listening to this as a joke, suddenly moved his body uncomfortably, and opened his closed eyes.

At this time, the host on the TV was continuing to ask Mr. Yasuda: "This is really funny, how long have you been dating that Ms. A who loves to play?"

After hearing the words, Mr. Yasuda thought for a while and said, "It lasted about three months, and then I really couldn't stand her temper, so we broke up."

A guest beside him shook his head and sighed and said, "It's thanks to you that you can endure it for more than three months. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to endure it for three days."

Cihuamao suddenly remembered the paw prints on the big black cat's face that hadn't disappeared recently, and couldn't help feeling guilty.

Meow, the cat's situation is different from what they said. The Miss A that Mr. Yasuda said is making trouble for no reason, and the cat has a reason to lose its temper at Mo.

Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was not quite right, the host immediately took over the conversation and said: "Well, on the question of whether the other half will do it or not, and how to do it, we did a random interview on the street. Now let's take a look at the street shots , and see how everyone answers this question.”

Then the camera turned to the big screen, and I saw an outsider holding a microphone and randomly asking young men and women on the street: "May I ask what actions, words or things you think will make you feel that your other half is do?"

The little brother who was suddenly questioned was obviously a little confused. After a while, he replied: "Well, it should be unreasonable. My girlfriend will become very unreasonable when she says she can't beat me."

Inexplicably, the raccoon cat that walked into the knee and was hit by an arrow circled its legs, and licked the recurved joint of its right foreleg uncomfortably.

At this time, the host holding the microphone has found another young man who is willing to be interviewed, and he should be a college student in his attire.

After hearing the host's question, the young man with eyes and a somewhat homely appearance thought for a while and said, "I think acting like a baby is quite pretentious. For example, the girlfriend of a friend of mine always likes to be tired of it." Acting like a baby, if you dare not let it get boring, you will become a spoiled child."

The cihuamao, who had just been splashed for a while, also felt a little pain in the knee on the other side of the foreleg.

Reluctantly, it had no choice but to turn its head to the side and lick the bend of the other forelimb, licking left and right in turn.

And this is a new question from the location host. He is holding a microphone and asking a white-collar elite who is older than the previous two.

He pointed the microphone to the other side and asked: "May I ask this gentleman, why do you think some people are very polite to others, but they become very arrogant when facing their partners or family members, even Do it?"

The guy with the gold-rimmed glasses, who looked like an elite at first glance, returned slowly after hearing the words: "Actually, the so-called work is to be proud of being favored. Relying on the favor of the other half, you start to be lawless at home. I advise those guys, there must be a limit to what you can do, after all, everyone's patience has a limit, if you do too much and kill your good lover, then there will be nowhere to cry."

Li Huamao, who felt that he had been shot again by an arrow in his knee, jumped off the sofa with a limp on three legs.

It angrily shut down the TV with its claws, and kept circling in the room.

Meow, the cat is not a coward, the cat just has a temper, isn't Dahei not dissatisfied?

Cats... cats... are cats really doing it?