deceitful words and deeds

Zeng Haiwei doesn't like cats, big and small, black and white, and even the orange cat that has recently become famous on the Internet as "ten orange cats, nine are fat, and one overwhelms the kang" can't get him a good look.

Something like a cat would crawl out of nowhere and leave bloodstains on its bare calf with its sharp claws.Insidious and despicable, they travel by night and come out by day, like ghosts and ghosts.

It is also soft in the hand. It is obviously like a dog with flesh attached to the skeleton, but the tactile feeling in the hand is completely different.It twists its body, as flexible as a snake, and can twist at an unbelievable angle to bite you, which is beyond your control.

And its sound.

Meow like a cat, meow like a cat... so annoying to meow like a cat!

It obviously sounded like a baby's crying, and it was endless, just like a baby who couldn't understand people's words and kept making trouble for no reason, it was disgusting.

Zeng Haiwei thought that kind of creature was terrifying. He read a lot of books, and the more books he read, the more he felt that his feeling was right.

There is a beast, its shape is like a fox with nine tails, its voice is like a baby, and it can eat people.There are beasts in the water, the name is Gu carving, its shape is like a vulture with horns, its sound is like that of a baby, it is a cannibal.There is a beast, its shape is like a cow, but it has a naked body, a human face, and horse feet. It is called peeping, and its sound is like a baby.There is a beast, its name is the belly of a horse, its shape is like a human face and a tiger's body, its voice is like a baby, it is a cannibal...

So many things that sound like babies, they all eat people.But no one has seen those creatures, but cats that scream like babies can be seen everywhere.

Why can't it be a cat?

He meant, is it possible that one of the man-eating monsters recorded in the book refers to a cat?

Thinking about it this way, those stray fur animals all over the city are not only annoying, but also somewhat indescribably terrifying.

Zeng Haiwei was woken up at four o'clock in the morning by "the cat called Yang". At first, he thought it was the neighbor's children making trouble at night, and the incompetent men and women who wanted to have children made another noise that made the world even more noisy.

Their own lives have been a mess, and it's stupid enough to let a little thing less than half a meter long make their life worse.

But the male host next door seems to be quite strong, not suitable for confrontation.Zeng Haiwei closed his eyes, waiting for the inhuman and irrational little thing waiting to be optimized to stop.

It would be nice to have a baby silencer like a pistol.If not, then it is not out of the question to give him a pistol with a suppressor installed.

The baby's crying has not stopped for a long time, and it is getting more and more horrific.

Is the man and woman next door dead?Zeng Haiwei thought angrily, even coaxing a child?Shaking it, shaking it, won't it make the baby's brain faint like water tofu?

Soon he realized that it was not a real baby cry. After all, if the baby really kept crying at such a frequency and duration, it would have been suffocated due to lack of oxygen and coughing.

Zeng Haiwei immediately thought of the animal he hated the most, cats.But that is a frequent visitor to the city, sharing the same space with humans.

Stopping that kind of thing was something he could do. Zeng Haiwei followed the sound and walked to a window, facing that direction, and threw out the flower pot in his hand.

The promotional succulents bought at the flower and bird market for five yuan a pot are already dying anyway.

The shrill screams resounded over the community, and the damn voice stopped.

Zeng Haiwei was finally satisfied, went back to bed, and continued to sleep until the alarm clock rang.

Working hard in high school to be admitted to Y University and becoming a student of a prestigious school is just a small milestone in the first half of Zeng Haiwei's life.He firmly believes that with his own talents, his future future will be limitless, so today's student union meeting must not be absent.

Many celebrities are influential figures in the school. They call the wind and rain in the student union, and then emerge to show their leadership skills.

Although Zeng Haiwei is just an ordinary member of the student union now, he has only been in the student union for half a semester, and this is just the beginning.

Zeng Haiwei washed up, changed his clothes and went out. Those annoying stray cats at the gate of the community were not there today, only a yellow and white cat limped into the flowers with one leg.

The lame leg seemed to have dirt on it, maybe it was the one from last night.

It seemed that he had hit the mark, and Zeng Haiwei's mood improved a lot in an instant.

On the way to the bus stop, Zeng Haiwei stopped suddenly. He saw a cat in front of him. Compared with other cats he saw, its orange and fat body seemed to be inflated.

It wore a collar around its neck, as if it had an owner, but that made Zeng Haiwei even more disgusted.

Stray cats can superficially distinguish whether human beings have good intentions, which is a skill learned from suffering in stray life.And some silly cats can't tell the difference, they will want to get close to people when they see them, no matter whether the other person likes them or not.

Such behavior is tantamount to rushing towards the crowd with durians, and humans should not touch them, Zeng Haiwei thinks so.

Most cats with owners are such silly cats. Zeng Haiwei showed fierce eyes, stepped on the floor tiles under his feet, and yelled loudly, trying to scare it away.

But the fat cat remained motionless, squatting on the edge of the flower bed, staring at Zeng Haiwei with those yellow-green eyes.

That look made Zeng Haiwei's hair stand on end. He looked around, but there was no one else.So he stepped forward and kicked the cat that was staring at him desperately.

The overweight cat snorted, jumped off the flower bed and ran away for a few steps, then squatted on the spot, staring at him with glassy, ​​emotionless eyes.

It's disgusting, it's disgusting!

Zeng Haiwei reached out to touch the utility knife in his bag. That utility knife with countless "merits" had helped him do many things.

Fat Mao finally gave up, turned and left.

Zeng Haiwei's anger was aroused, and he wanted to chase after him, but he saw that the bus he wanted to get on was already waiting at the bus stop not far away. After weighing it, he gave up the chase.

damn cat.

Di Xie saw Officer Huang, that lazy and chubby big fat orange in front of the building of the Ministry of Landing.

It lay at the door, lifeless, and didn't even look up.

Di Chi saw that there was a piece of dirt on its fur, so he went up to pet its head and hugged it.

Officer Huang started a small motorcycle in his throat, and then switched to a supercar with a wild engine.

Di Chie turned around and glanced at Qin Xiaoshu who was following behind him, he was still motionless and his eyes were not squinting.

It's okay to send him to school in the morning. Di Cue originally wanted Qin Xiaoshu to stay at home, and that appearance is not suitable for running around outside.

But after Di Xie released the control, Qin Xiaoshu did not change his action mode, and he still followed Di Xie.The leader Di Xie also went to change shoes at the door. He stood by and watched, and then after Di Xie closed the door, he kept banging inside the door restlessly.

He didn't know the pain, and he didn't know how to give up. Di Xi gave up and pushed the elevator door open just as the elevator door was about to close, letting Qin Xiaoshu come out, and he followed him to school.

Ye Xing was very happy about this, and said innocently: "It's great, Dad and Master can pick me up from school together."

This was a wish he had long ago, and it came true under such circumstances.

Di Xie ruthlessly broke his fantasy: "Starting tonight, Aunt Zhang and I will pick you up, and we will have dinner at Aunt Zhang's house."

After careful consideration, Di Chi still agreed with Zhang Sanzhang's proposal. It can be solved by just solving food and clothing, but it is also possible to grow the body, so it can't be casual.

He also thought about Mr. Mu, but he still had to do his homework after going to school. Qin Xiaoshu was on top before, but now he can only let her husband teach him as Zhang Sanzhang said.

"That's okay." Ye Xing felt that his name was really just right, and he didn't struggle with admitting death at all, and he could almost get by anyway.

Sending Yexing to school, Di Xie took Qin Xiaoshu to work. In order to prevent him from suddenly losing control and hurting others, Di Xie carefully controlled him around him.

Such a scene is really embarrassing, when will this suffering end?

Carrying Officer Huang into the lobby of the Ministry of National Surrender, Section Chief Lu of the Security Section came out of his office, saw Di Xie smiling and greeted him: "Mr. Di's vacation is over? He even caught a zombie while on vacation." Come back, you deserve to be the main force in performance!"

Di Xie opened his mouth to explain something, but he couldn't, so he gave up and nodded, and walked to the office.

There will be more misunderstandings like this. Di Jie has no way to explain it to them, so he can only wrong Qin Xiaoshu and play such a role for the time being.

A few steps away from the office, Dai Yuyu came out of the door with a water glass in her hand, and when she saw Di Chie screamed, she turned around and rushed back: "A Chie is back!"

Yuan Jundi, who was looking at the information in his hand, listened with his ears open. That Azhuo must be a colleague he hadn't met yet, and his heart became excited instantly.

He pretended to be calm, stood up to welcome his colleagues back to the team, and then made a self-introduction that would leave a good impression... The figure that appeared at the door cracked Yuan Jundi's pretended calm, and then collapsed into pieces in an instant , all delusions go away with consciousness.

The person standing at the door was not only a man, but also the evil star in his dream, the shadow in his heart.

It only takes one second for that really outstanding face to remind him of the fear of being dominated by six uncles!

Yuan Jundi felt pain all over his body. The painful memories of more than a year not only did not fade away, but repeated at this moment, adding pain to pain.

What about the Ebbinghaus forgetting curve?

That was destined to be imprinted in his soul, the pain of a lifetime!

"Where is the beautiful widow that we promised..."

Yuan Jundi murmured unconsciously, and the moment those eyes looked over, he covered his mouth in horror and backed away in panic.Regardless of hitting the table, he staggered and hid to the other side of the office.

Looking at Yuan Jundi's twitching face in panic, Di Xie suddenly sneered: "So the new colleague Sanzhao mentioned is you."

Dai Yuyu looked at the scene in front of her with a dazed face. The questions she originally wanted to ask Mr. Qin were temporarily overshadowed by the inexplicable atmosphere between the two, and she was a little confused: "You two knew each other before?"

Di Xie stopped looking at him, and said lightly, "Well, I know you." He obviously didn't want to bring up those old things, so he lifted Officer Huang in his hand, "Officer Huang seems to be feeling a little uncomfortable, what's wrong with it?"

Dai Yuyu quickly took Officer Huang over, and the listless Fat Orange meowed a little, too lazy to move.

She was a little worried, and said hesitantly, "Maybe he's hungry. It's so pitiful, he hasn't eaten for half an hour, right? Do you think it has lost weight?"

Di Chi looked at it carefully, touched his chin and nodded.

Yuan Jundi pressed against the wall, suppressing the crazy cry in his heart: You are talking nonsense with your eyes open!