[Comprehensive British and American] HE saves the world

The fact that Barbara Gordon stood up again brought a huge shock to James Gordon, Bruce Wayne and others.

The human body is a very delicate organization, and the brain and spine are the most delicate and difficult to repair parts.The damage left by the clown to Barbara is irreversible for life, and there is no effective medical method to repair the broken spine.Because of how much Bruce, Dick, and Gordon had worked to get Barbara back on her feet, they knew what an impossible miracle it was.

But now, this miracle has come true easily.Just like a joke, someone just brought a bear and healed a lot of damage that money and technology can't do anything about.Miracles happen so easily that it is unbelievable.

Batman watched Director Gordon hugging his daughter tightly, and while feeling relieved for Barbara's recovery, he couldn't help but feel wary and suspicious of someone and the organization behind him.

"Anxiety and mistrust of others are both typical manifestations of PTSD."

For some reason, he suddenly remembered what that person had said to him many years ago.It was a sunny afternoon, and he sat in the consulting room watching the beige curtains slightly raised in the wind, and the light fell on the man's long flaxen hair, reflecting an almost unreal color.They hadn't dated at that time, and he half-heartedly listened to the person uttering the judgment he already knew well, while mobilizing the psychological materials in his mind as she said, The sun on her shoulders was in a trance.

"A lot of people with PTSD will blame themselves for the accident. For example, if I didn't take that path that night, if I could notice the abnormalities around me, if I could run faster Being able to run past someone, I've learned martial arts and I can knock down gangsters, if I hadn't been out that day or I wasn't wearing that outfit... a lot of people like to use this as a way to regain control of their lives. It's perfectly normal. By knowing that the responsibility lies with us, we are able to believe that 'no harm will happen if I don't do something', which gives us a sense of security."

The young psychiatrist sighed slightly.

"There's nothing wrong with that...but Bruce, you've gone too far. You don't allow yourself to be wrong, and you become incapable of trusting other people's judgment. You want to take everything into your own hands, The need to control, born of protection and responsibility, will eventually tear your life away. Because you are only a human being, you are not a god, and you cannot control everything. You should accept the fact that you are not omniscient. Then, blame less Have a little yourself."

Batman closed his eyes, forcefully erasing the fragments of memory from his mind.

Now is not the time to dwell on memories.

he said to himself.

In the Justice League, everyone agrees that Batman doesn't trust anyone.

In fact, they are right.

Batman made a just-in-case record for each teammate, which recorded the weaknesses of each teammate, so that if they lost control or fell, the person who got the plan would know how to subdue them.

And at the end of that plan was a strategy against himself.

From a long time ago, he couldn't even believe in himself.

Likewise, he couldn't trust a woman with a huge organization and mysterious power behind her—even if she saved Barbara and offered him an alliance.

Batman decided to find out about the nun again.

"I think it's very dangerous to be at a lady's window in the middle of the night. Please give me a reason not to call the police, sir."

...and so, the situation became like this.

Batman was hanging upside down by the window of the church, and before he could turn over and sneak into the church, he was blocked by Sister Yanfeng.By the way, from the number of sharp knives held by the nun, it can be seen that if he can't give a good reason, her reason for calling the police may become "Batman broke into the house and was shot dead by the hostess on the spot." .

But he is Batman.

Of course Batman doesn't panic.

Batman not only didn't panic, but also put on his usual extremely business-like cold face.

"Let's talk," he said.

Sister Yanfeng stared at him for about 5 minutes with her dull eyes.

Then she moved out of the way to block the window.

Batman turned over and entered the church. His brain was congested badly by hanging upside down for a long time, but fortunately, Batman was omnipotent, and he landed steadily without showing any flaws.

"Come on, what do you want to talk about?"

Sister Yanfeng flicked her right hand, and the three rapiers that had been held between her fingers were immediately retracted, leaving only the red hilt.She threw the hilt of the sword casually, as if by magic, the hilt disappeared in an instant.She raised her eyes to look at him, and there was no emotion in the brown pupils.

Batman's eyes fell on her hand.

"What is that weapon?"

"Black key." The nun replied calmly, "It is a special attack weapon against spirit bodies. Of course, if it is used properly, it will not cause little damage to the human body. It is not very useful, but it will be fine if you get used to it." .Although many colleagues prefer weapons that are more convenient and more damaging, I like this one better. It is a kind of nostalgia."

Batman nodded noncommittally, and at the same time corrected his judgment on the SCP Foundation in his heart - it seems that most of the time their containment targets are still more focused on the magic side, otherwise they would not use this special "for spirit" Weapons are included as regular equipment.

He made another request.

"I want to see the SCP you treated Barbara Gordon."

Batman didn't use warmer words like "toy bear", but directly used a cold professional term like "SCP".If you use warmer words, it is easy to mix more personal subjective emotions, but using umbrella proper nouns will not.Depersonalization of the target distances him from the target, allowing him to make judgments from a more neutral and objective standpoint.

And using SCP directly is to confirm...

"SCP-2295?" The nun raised her eyebrows slightly. "It's a pity that I have already handed it back to the Foundation headquarters this afternoon. It seems that I will disappoint you, sir."

... Sure enough, it wasn't this nun who healed Barbara, but that weird little bear.

Batman narrowed his eyes: "You took the bear to treat Barbara on purpose."

He used a declarative sentence.Just stating my own judgment.

"Yes." The nun has no intention of denying it, "I am the supervisor of this Holy Grail War, so I naturally know who is the Master of Saber. Mr. Gordon's misfortune can be easily investigated. I deeply regret this and decided to help his daughter."

"You eliminated Director Gordon's reason for participating in the Holy Grail War." Batman expressed his judgment, "You want him to withdraw from this Holy Grail War, why?"

The nun neither admitted nor denied, but just gave him a calm look.

"The poor old director has suffered enough." She said nonchalantly, "or do you think it's a good thing to involve an old man over fifty years old in this kind of dispute?"

"……answer my question."

Batman didn't let her go off topic, but brought the question back again.

"Perhaps the reason is not that complicated at all." The nun said indifferently, "It's just that I have SCP-2295 in my hand, and SCP-2295 can solve Miss Gordon's problem, so I sent SCP-2295 back to the foundation. Used it a bit."

"I don't think that an organization like yours with the purpose of 'containment, protection, and control' will allow employees to use SCP arbitrarily outside." Batman interrupted her devious behavior, "If there is no supervision department and authority restrictions, every employee You can use SCP at will without application and permission, your containment cannot be established at all, and those dangerous items under your control have already been thrown all over the world."

Even elementary school students understand that if you lend books to others casually, the result will be that the books will end up lost somewhere.

Batman doesn't think an organization that houses dangerous/anomalous items would have such lax management.

The nun looked at him quietly for a while, then nodded expressionlessly.

"Indeed, your judgment is not wrong." Her voice did not fluctuate, "James Gordon has drawn the strongest Servant (Servant) in this Holy Grail War. According to the records of previous Holy Grail Wars, the last three riders Servants (Servants) are generally very powerful, among them, the Servants (Servants) of the Saber (Swordsman) job description are often the strongest one. The fact is true, the heroic spirit of King Arthur, whether it is legend or its own quality He is the strongest. If Assassin (Assassin) has not left the field, he may still be able to fight her, but the old man in the mountain has already left. When it comes to personal qualities and combat experience, King Arthur is undoubtedly the strongest one. "

Batman stared at her. "So you healed Barbara and eliminated Gordon's battle target. You...you want him out of this Holy Grail War."

"The fewer people who sincerely wish to make a wish on the Holy Grail, the better. The higher-ups also agree with my judgment." The nun showed a smile without a smile, "They have specially approved the application for using SCP-2295. Since you can use this If there is such a way to peacefully resolve a contestant, naturally there is no need to give him a chance to use the Holy Grail."

"..."

"We have a more preferred partner." Sister Yanfeng ignored Batman's increasingly stern gaze, and continued nonchalantly, "It has never happened that four people in a row become Masters with one person as the axis, we hope Find out what this anomaly is all about. Is it a favor of the Holy Grail? Is it pure coincidence? Or is it the beginning of something much worse? Either way, we need to let that central object in final final."

"..."

"Anyway, it's better to give the Holy Grail to a superhero than to someone else, don't you think so, Batman?"

When she said this meaningful sentence, a genuine smile flashed in the nun's eyes.

The kind of happy smile that flashes because you are sure that your words will hurt someone.

"..."

Batman didn't give any more pleasant response, but flicked his cape and disappeared in front of the nun in an instant.

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After he left, the spiritualized Servant (Servant) appeared in the church.

"'Saber (swordsman) class Servant (Servant) is the strongest'——I will feel sad if you say that, Master."

There was no unhappiness in the man's voice, on the contrary, there was a bit of teasing pleasure.

"Am I wrong, or do you think you can beat King Arthur—" the nun turned her head with a faint smile, and looked at her Servant, "—Archer?"

"Please spare me this old bone." The man spread his hands and made a gesture of surrender, "That is the legendary King Arthur, the king of knights, I am just a very old old man. A little better than the average person, but I'm better at doing behind-the-scenes work. Seriously, Master, every time I open a treasured Phantasm, I can't help but worry about whether my old waist can withstand the torture."

"What's the guy talking about who can match Holmes in hand-to-hand combat?"

Sister Kotomine showed a meaningful smile, and slowly read out her Servant's real name.

"Professor Moriarty."

Professor James Moriarty, the Napoleon of the criminal world, the criminal king who was once chosen by Conan Doyle to end the life of the great detective Sherlock Holmes, one of the most dangerous and famous criminal images... This white-haired man over half a century old The old man looked at his Master and smiled happily.

"Oh, it's a pity that I missed a move at the waterfall in the end. Is this what the so-called misstep will cause eternal hatred? Because I lost to Sherlock Holmes there, and this record of defeat will always be engraved on my resume. Let me When facing that hateful detective, I will always be in a weak position. It is really hateful. Before that, it was evenly matched, and even I was better. If there is a chance, I must beat that detective hard, and put this This record must be wiped from my resume forever."

Although he said such words, the heroic spirit of the archer did not see much displeasure on his face. He squinted his eyes and looked at the nun in the dark night, and smiled meaningfully.

"However, should it be a coincidence, Master, he drew Sherlock Holmes, and you drew me." Professor Moriarty opened his arms somewhat exaggeratedly, "The destined opponent—how interesting drama!"

"Coincidence?" The young nun narrowed her eyes deeply and smiled cruelly, "Of course it's not a coincidence, Professor Moriarty."

Those dark pupils turned to the master criminal.

"As I said when I first summoned you - I need your help, Professor."

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Life is always so cruel, so ruthless, so unreasonable.

There are many things that should never happen at the same time anyway.

First, investigate the inside information of an organization that is extremely hidden and larger than the Assassin League;

Second, a holy grail war that involved many humans and past heroic spirits and let them fight to the death;

The third, which occurred after the first and second simultaneous arrivals - the poison ivy attack on the vegan rally.

Yes, that’s right, after all members of the Bat Family investigated the data background of the SCP Foundation overnight, monitored Sister Yanfeng, and investigated the myths and legends of various heroic spirits—you don’t want to know that after reading all relevant epics and academic monographs of King Arthur overnight , Sherlock Holmes derivative creations and essays, the legend of Charlemagne's twelve knights, etc., etc., etc. - after doing all this, they ushered in the attack of Poison Ivy.

That is simply a hell-level nightmare.

Even if your tutor tells you at 8 o'clock tonight that you will be handing in a 5000-word paper tomorrow morning, it can't compare with it-although both Tim's and Jason's academic reports are approaching the deadline, in fact, both of them Each has a [-]-word dissertation to submit.

This makes every member of the Bat-family very weak and delirious.The most miserable Tim has even started pouring energy drinks into the espresso, and he looks like he intends to drown himself in the coffee pot.If "drinking 2 liters of coffee a day" hadn't been at the top of the list of "things Timothy Drake should never do", no one would doubt that Tim would drink two liters of mixed coffee in one sitting. sipping coffee from an energy drink, then wheeled to the emergency room to have a kidney cut because of drug poisoning muscle lysis.

His three brothers stopped him in this way——

Dick: "Hey Tim, can you be nice to yourself? I don't want to lose a brother!"

Jason: "Come on, Red, after you drown yourself in coffee, the Gotham Child Protection Association can send Bruce to jail for negligence of supervision or first-degree murder. Although his child abuse charges are enough More, but obviously, you can also add glory to him with the obvious dereliction or abuse of 'conniving or forcing a minor to drink 2 liters of coffee'."

Damian: ">Tt<, if you want to die, go to your own house, Drake!"

—By the way, it was Alfred who stopped Tim in the end.Nobody can disobey Alfred, not even Tim on an energy drink.

Poison Ivy's attack on a vegan rally happened on such a nightmarish afternoon.

Everyone in the Bat family rushed to the scene of the crime with a full stomach and thick dark circles.

"Honestly, I wonder if the people of Gotham have a hippocampus in their brains."

Tim's faint voice came from the communicator, sounding like a water ghost who just got out of coffee.

"Why would they hold some goddamn vegan protest rally when there's something like Poison Ivy in this city?"

"Probably because the long-term lack of meat protein will hurt the brain?" Jason told a not-so-funny joke.

Dick let out a weary sigh. "Oh, Gotham."

Jason and Tim nodded in agreement, sighing the same word in different tones: "—Gotham."

It seems that "Gotham" is the best explanation for all this.Whether it's the mind-fed behavior of vegetarians, or the existence of the extreme plant protectionist Poison Ivy.Just use "this is Gotham" to explain it all.

Does Gotham need a reason to have a brain twitch or go mad?

No need.

"So we're going to save a group of extreme animal rights activists from an extreme plant protectionist?" Damian summed it up accurately.

Dick wiped his face, and his voice sounded like he was going to sigh out of his lungs: "Yes."

Damian: "...I hate this."

His tone was very sure.

No one wanted to ask Damien what he hated.This little devil hates pretty much everything - except animals.

There's no question Damian and Ivy the Poison Ivy just don't get along.

Although the public's perception of Poison Ivy basically stays at the level of "extreme environmentalist", in fact, she is an extreme plant protectionist.For Poison Ivy, whose self-cognition stays on plants rather than humans, plants are her relatives, her babies and sisters.

No one in the Bat-family would be surprised that she attacked a vegan rally.

What do you expect a plant protectionist to do to a group of vegans?

Whoever is throwing a vegan rally in a city with poison ivy must be out of their minds.

When the members of the Bat Family arrived at the scene, as expected, the scene had already been destroyed by Poison Ivy.

"You actually encouraged humans to kill my Baby—"

The furious Poison Ivy manipulated countless vines to attack the venue.The floor was lifted, the walls were torn, and the propaganda banners and posters were torn to pieces by the crazy plants.The entire space was filled with the roar and growl of Poison Ivy.

"Can't you hear it! The mournful voice of the plants - you cruelly dig up her children from the mother of wheat and rice, peel their skins, expose their carcasses to the sun, and cook them in cruel ways, And you are still complacent about it!"

Poison Ivy's voice was filled with disbelief and intense anger.

"Look at these things you used to decorate the scene - you actually used flowers to decorate this place?! You cut them off from your body cruelly and stuck them here with blood, wouldn't you feel ashamed! Barbarians! What is the difference between you and the colonists who cut off the heads of the natives and sold them?! Do you still have humanity!!!”

Poison Ivy's anger could almost ignite the entire venue.

"Now you are still advocating that everyone kill plants! You are simply bastards! Because you can't hear the sound of plants crying, do you have no compassion for plants? Plants also hurt! They are also screaming and want to live Go on! You call for more killing just in exchange for money, and you use morality to flaunt yourself? God, you guys who have no shame! The life of animals is life, and the life of plants is not life? Why do you think animals Is it more noble than plants?!"

Dick: "..."

Jason: "..."

Tim: "..."

Damian: "What she said makes sense."

Dick was shocked when he heard this: "Damian???"

Batman ignores his youngest son's astonishing statement, whether he sighs inwardly or not, you can't tell from his face.In short, while scouting the most suitable position for attack, he issued orders to the Robins.

"Action." He said lightly, "We can't let Poison Ivy hurt them."

No matter what, they couldn't let Poison Ivy continue to destroy her like this.

The Robins apparently felt the same way.

So several people worked together, and soon drove Poison Ivy to a desperate situation.

Poison Ivy looked at them coldly. If her eyes could be turned into sharp arrows, then Batman and Robin would have been pierced seventy or eighty times, per capita.

"It wasn't enough to sabotage Harley before, do you still want to hinder me?" An extremely cold look appeared on her face, "Then I have to get serious."

The sudden appearance of Harley's name here gave Batman a very bad premonition. He rushed towards Ivy and issued orders to other members at the same time.

"retreat!"

In the next second, in front of his eyes, the emerald green skin on the back of Ivy's hand suddenly changed color.

Three lines of bright red tattoos hidden under the plant's epidermis were revealed.Those are three vines entwined with vermilion.

As Batman expected, Poison Ivy is also the Master chosen by the Holy Grail!

"Come and help me, Kim Protea."

Batman couldn't stop him, and watched helplessly as the command spell disappeared with Poison Ivy's words.

In the next second, a huge shadow suddenly covered them from above! ! !

“……………………”

With King Arthur being a girl as a foreshadowing, Batman thought he wouldn't be surprised no matter what someone summoned next.

He was wrong.

Batman looked at the existence that fell from the sky expressionlessly.

It was a very beautiful girl with pale complexion, long purple hair snaking to the ground, and white bandages all over her body. On the spare skin, her feet, thighs and shoulders were covered with moss-like moss. Dark green plants.Her right eye was tightly wrapped with a white bandage, and it was not known whether it was an injury or some other disease.The girl hugged herself in an almost cowardly posture, and sat obediently behind Poison Ivy.

——If she wasn't so big, she probably looked normal.

Batman had to raise his head to see that the 30-story building had just reached her knees, and as soon as it appeared, it directly overwhelmed the young girl in the square.

...so, why on earth is she so big.

The author has something to say:

This chapter is inspired by a German comedy short film I saw on Weibo that "vegetarians are too weak".

Veganism is a very bad publicity.Because it is very harmful to the human body, especially the damage to human organs caused by long-term vegetarianism and uneven nutrition is almost irreversible.

I support animal protectionism, I also support not hunting wild animals, and I support the fasting of wild game, but I am firmly opposed to vegetarianism, especially vegetarianism that does not even consume seafood, egg and milk.

PS: Because I did not find the source of the common setting of Damian being a vegetarian, this setting is not used in this article.It is very inhumane and very perverted to make adolescent children vegetarian.I think anyone who puts young children who are growing up in need of nutrition on a vegetarian diet is a complete bastard.Even if this is the official setting, I will not adopt it.