[Comprehensive British and American] HE saves the world

To die.

When Ada saw the other person's face clearly, the above two blood-red characters popped out of her heart.

She couldn't recall what she had done in front of this person at all.Thinking about it, she felt that she was about to die suddenly on the spot.

This is no longer a problem for Swan Palm to be seen by others.

This is the problem that the whole swan has lost its hair!

Just now, she completely destroyed Euphemia's character set that she had worked so hard to create, and there was not even a scum left.Is there anything more damaging to an image than a brutal beating and passionate insults by a punk in front of the object of one's wooing?It's hard to have.

The person concerned is very regretful now, very regretful.

Ada thought desperately.

I want a time machine, and if I don't have one, there is a crack in the ground for me to get into.

However, I don't know whether it was luck or misfortune, the other party seemed to be more flustered than her.

"You've got the wrong person, miss."

A smile appeared on the man's face. In all fairness, his acting skills are really good. If she hadn't seen his constricted pupils and stiff muscles, she would have believed him a little more.He turned his head slightly, facing the alley, his whole body revealed the message that he wanted to leave, his tone tried to maintain a natural tone but it seemed a bit unnatural because of it.

"Sorry, if you have nothing else to do, I'll be leaving first."

Sensing the panic in the other party's heart, Ada suddenly settled down.

"That...Bruce." She looked at him with pity, "You know, you're all over makeup."

Bruce Wayne: "..."

Taking off makeup is an eternal problem in the history of human makeup.

Many women have experienced such a moment, under the scorching sun, in the high temperature, after strenuous exercise, the base makeup that you carefully applied before going out will be ruined by sweat, mottled into patches on your face, If you are unlucky, you will still get peeling, powdery, and let the whole world see your pores, tear grooves and nasolabial folds.

Facts have proved that this is not only the hell of human women, but also the hell of many male superheroes.

Choosing a waterproof and long-lasting foundation is obviously necessary when you are outdoors.

Now, from Bruce Wayne's expression, it can be seen that he has finally grasped this truth.

"Moisturize before you put on your makeup, Bruce." Ada's expression grew more pitiful. "Maybe next time you can put on a mask or something before you paint your face black? Or at least, switch to a waterproof foundation?"

Bruce Wayne: "..."

Bruce Wayne: "Well, I'll keep that in mind next time."

At this moment, the heir to the billions of dollars of the Wayne family and the future patron of the Justice League made a decision that would affect human history.

——Go back and ask Lucius if he can open another makeup line for the Wayne Group.

The next 100 years of human female and male superheroes will thank you.Of course, there are also human males and trans people who love makeup.

Others in the Wayne Group will also be grateful for the whim of their unreliable playboy, because with the explosive prosperity of the Internet industry in the near future, the cosmetics and skin care industry will become one of the pillar industries of the Wayne Group. Harvest the female market globally.

Possibly only poor old Lucius would be the one to complain.In any case, it is really embarrassing for an old man of science and engineering who specializes in weapons and equipment to develop female makeup.

But none of this has anything to do with the current two.

A common knowledge, when only one of the two people is embarrassing, the scene will become extremely embarrassing; but if both of them are losing face, it means that no one is losing face.

So the two looked at each other for a while, and suddenly they laughed together without holding back.

"This is really..." Bruce shook his head helplessly, "I really didn't expect that we would meet in this situation."

"Who says it's not." Ada also slumped her shoulders, and sat down on a fairly clean step like a broken pot. "I didn't intend to show you such an ugly look."

"Then don't come to this kind of place alone. You were lucky to meet me this time. You can't deal with so many people alone."

Bruce Wayne couldn't help showing disapproval when he thought of her fierce but untrained fighting style.

"Actually, I can." Ada took out a small women's stun gun from her pocket, and shook it at Bruce.

Bruce Wayne's eyes became more and more disapproving: "A stun gun can't deal with everyone, ma'am. You have to be prepared for it to be snatched away."

"But it's actually a small electromagnetic pulse weapon." Ada tilted her head, "A new product from Brittany Military Industry that hasn't been launched yet, it's a female self-defense device that can knock down 10 strong men at a time. Crowe Weiss heard that before I came to Gotham, he went to the research and development team to collect a lot of... this kind of self-defense weapon, and asked me to carry it every day. I have others, do you want to see it?"

Bruce: "..."

All right.As expected, it belongs to the Britannia family.

A certain rich man who also relied on his own military tree to enjoy the shade was speechless for a moment.

The life of the rich is so unpretentious and boring.

"Even so, coming here alone is still very dangerous, especially for a girl like you." Bruce continued expressionlessly, "The darkness of the human heart will exceed your imagination, Yuffie."

Ada twitched her lips.

This is indeed very reasonable, but it is really a bit of a second grade... but forget it.Don't laugh at the crows, the two thorns are not qualified to say that others have the second disease.

"What about you?" But she decided to fight back a little, "Isn't it dangerous for a boy to come here alone?"

Ada has always hated this kind of statement like "girls don't walk alone at night".

It's as if it's safe for a boy to walk alone at night.

She thought bitterly.

Especially for a good-looking boy like Bruce, living in this world is already very dangerous!You come to this place alone!Not even a self-defense weapon is all relying on hand-to-hand combat!How can you be like this!Do you know how dangerous this is! ?

Bruce Martial Arts Master Limits of Human Strength Wayne: "...our situation is different."

"Yeah, the situation is different. You can see that you have practiced it. When you fight, you are very experienced." Ada hummed twice, and then suddenly looked at him curiously, "Talk about the years you traveled abroad. Did you invest in some kind of sect living in the mountains? Or fell off the cliff and picked up some fairy grass and peerless martial arts? Or you drifted to a deserted island and met an expert who lived in a cave. Head fights with bears?"

Bruce God knows what he's been through Wayne: "...Why do you ask?"

For a moment, he didn't know whether this person was joking or hinting at something.

Does she know?

If so, how much did she know?

Where did she get the news, Brittany or...

One negative thought after another flooded Bruce's mind.

And Ada didn't notice it.Rather, she looked rather embarrassed after Bruce's sudden silence.

"Uh...you never read martial arts novels or kung fu movies..." She couldn't help covering her face, "Then what, forget what I just said..."

I'm sorry, Xia Chong can't speak ice.

Why on earth would she tell an American this funny stalk limited by the Chinese context!She said it as if she could get a cold American pun!

Ada thought desperately, she must have lost her mind just now.

Although Bruce didn't understand what she was talking about, it seemed like GET arrived. Wayne: "..."

In order to keep the topic from slipping into dangerous directions—such as what he has been doing all those years away—Bruce resolutely picks up the previous topic.

"Why on earth did you come to the East District?" He paused and said, "And without bodyguards."

"Hmm...fieldwork?" She said a rather unfamiliar term, then quickly changed to another, "Oh, I mean fieldwork. Since I'm doing charity work in Gotham, I have to see for myself what this city is like Kind of like that? You know, 'no investigation, no voice' stuff."

It took Bruce a few seconds to understand what she meant.

"You mean, you've been visiting various parts of Gotham yourself all this time?"

This really surprised him.

"Yeah." Ada swallowed, "So why do you think I lack sleep", "But you are right, I really shouldn't take bodyguards just because I have self-defense weapons, next time I will fight with others accompanied by people."

She was indeed a little rash.

Ada thought.

Or she didn't know enough about the city's law and order chaos—to be precise, she did underestimate the city a bit.

Euphemia can come and go freely in Shinjuku in District 11, but it doesn't mean she can enter Gotham East at will.She still took some things for granted, ignoring the potential risks.

Seeing her honestly admitting her mistake, Bruce couldn't say anything for a moment.Instead, Ada saw him fall silent, and suddenly stretched out her finger to poke him.

"I haven't asked yet, why are you here?"

Bruce's disguised detection mission failed greatly. Wayne: "It's nothing... what's your expression?"

Ada quickly put away the "I understand" expression on her face, and smiled obediently at him: "It's nothing."

——Sure enough, it's a private interview on Weibo!

She nodded firmly.

——I bet the thousands of palace marquis novels I read and my childhood memories of "the emperor can't see the golden tiles and golden throne", this is definitely the prince of Gotham who understands the feelings of the people and the gods (?) come to Weibo for a private visit!

Bruce Wayne: "………"

Although I don't know what she is thinking, but the expression is definitely not thinking about something serious.

Meeting his gaze, Ada quickly raised her left hand and made a movement of zipping her mouth.

"Don't worry, I understand!" She vowed, "I will never tell anyone that I met you here!"

Who would be so ignorant to reveal the whereabouts of His Majesty the Emperor who is visiting privately in Weifu!

Bruce Wayne: "…………………"

Although she didn't know what she understood, she still felt a chill crawling up her back.

In order to shake off the chill, he lowered his head, only to see that Ada had been rubbing her right ankle—the foot that lost her shoe just now, which made him frown.

"You hurt your foot?"

"It's a little..." Ada looked at the blood-stained socks and smiled wryly, "It seems that I stepped on the glass when I was running just now. Hey, it hurts only when I stop..."

"..."

Bruce Wayne was silent for a few seconds before he let out a long sigh.

"do not move."

He bent down and directly hugged her horizontally.

"I'll take you to a ride."

Ada froze for a few seconds before saying "OK" weakly.

She is so light.

Bruce Wayne couldn't help but think so.

……

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Of course, Bruce would never know for the life of him that when he picked her up, Ida had the exact opposite thoughts going through her head.

So lucky.We don't have a situation where the male protagonist can't hold the female protagonist like in a Qing palace drama.

she thinks.

Otherwise, one has to choose between two explanations - whether I am too heavy or he is too useless.

——If it becomes like that, there must be none of the two of us today.

--Kidding:)

The author has something to say:

Why did the heroine see through the master's real name at a glance?

Because this guy's disguise is to change clothes, wear a black woolen hat, paint his face black, and then stick a long and eye-catching scar.He thinks this is enough (original plot).

...It is not a second to fall when you meet an acquaintance (although theoretically there should not be any acquaintances in the Eastern District).

And when the master was young, he was actually in the second grade.

In the first season of TAS animation, the episode where he hit the scarecrow created a famous saying through the ages.

"I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman."

(I'm Vengeance, I'm Night, I'm Batman.)

You taste, you taste carefully.