[Comprehensive British and American] HE saves the world

Watching a movie together as a couple is a blind movie.

In the end, the two of them didn't really watch much of the movie, but Ada had to take out a small mirror to put on lip gloss before coming out of the screening room.

Although Nunnally's beauty does not need extra cosmetics to embellish, but using a suitable lipstick is a symbol of a mature woman.

Ada silently clenched her fists in her heart.

Her current appearance is enough to deviate from Bruce's aesthetic!Can't continue to deviate!

Speaking of this, Ada remembered when she asked AI what kind of woman Bruce Wayne liked and tried to transform herself... what kind of answer the other party gave her.

"Oh, he likes that."

AI threw her dozens of Bruce Wayne's ex-girlfriend files at that time, and the thick stack of photos made Ada's eyes straight.

And the result of flipping through the files made her eyes go blank even more.

She has never seen so many beauties in her life.

She had never seen so many beautiful women with big breasts, long legs, in her whole life.

Regardless of race, age, nationality...regardless of hair color, skin color and eye color, Bruce Wayne's aesthetic has always been very single...and straightforward.

He just likes beautiful women with big breasts and long legs.

At that moment, Ada suddenly understood why Bruce Wayne's favorability increased by leaps and bounds when she used Euphemia's vest in the last week (in view of Batman's indescribable character, it is only a few times in less than three months. Can drop 10 points of favorability, this progress is indeed "progress by leaps and bounds"), and this round with Nunnally's vest entered the hell mode in the early stage, the favorability is stalemate, and there is no way to improve the progress of the strategy Move forward one block...

That's right!So this is ah! ! !

Ada still remembers that she clutched her only B's chest, and she shed tears.

Then look at those beautiful sisters in the archives, each with a "Beloved", walking a glamorous and provocative catwalk, and even tossing her hair is so coquettish... No, there are so many styles.Ada deeply felt that she had lost, and she lost completely at the starting line, losing all her money.

This is the insurmountable dimensional barrier between Japanese aesthetics and American aesthetics, otaku culture and Hollywood culture, female preferences and male preferences! ! !

"So why is Nunnally in my card pool?" Ada asked the AI ​​in pain, "Can you tell me why she is here!"

And AI looked at her expressionlessly, and answered her with a soul question.

"Ask yourself, Lo. Lee Kong."

"...Hmm."

Someone in the dead house with abnormal aesthetics covered his face with his hands and let out a sob.

What can she do, who makes the disability & healing system & black belly & beautiful loli completely in her strike zone.

and.Still long curly hair.Still sisters.It's still a character design made by CLAMP.

She really couldn't resist this.

...In any case, she managed to defeat Bruce Wayne with this shell in the end.

All is well! ! !

Ada told herself so.

But that confidence lasted until she and Bruce Wayne went to a fast food restaurant for hamburger fries and pizza after watching the movie, and she saw the latest issue of the Gotham Gazette there.

"Counting Bruce Wayne's Girlfriends!Who is his favorite woman! "

Ada: "..."

Bruce: "..."

This TM is embarrassing.

The scene fell into dead silence for a while, and neither of the two spoke first.

Bruce Wayne looks like he wants to run to the Gotham Gazette and slap the editor in the face with a check, or simply find a time machine and go back in time to make this issue disappear forever before it was born.

But he can't.

So he could only lower the brim of his hat, silently watching his current girlfriend flip through the stack of newspapers in front of him, watching one after another of beautiful faces that he had no impression of flashed in front of him...

... Seriously, he'd rather be fighting Solomon Grundy and Killer Croc at the same time.

The former playboy thought painfully.

At least it's not that difficult.

During his painful journey, the current girlfriend in front of him finally read the stack of newspapers to the end. She slowly folded the Gotham Gazette into quarters with perfect symmetry, and then placed it in front of her. He folded his hands and leaned forward, looking at him very seriously.

"Please tell me one thing, Bruce."

Her tone was heavy and serious.

"How on earth do you manage to find time to pick up girls in the difficult and heavy double life of going to bed at [-] o'clock and starting at [-] o'clock, can you pass on your time management skills to me?"

"…………"

Even without the reasoning ability of the world's number one detective, Batman can feel that a big blood-red letter is hanging over his head.

Critical

Baby Bruce’s love history experience and Batman’s crisis intuition are telling him that in this case, no matter how gentle the girlfriend’s smile is and how serious the question is, if he really teaches his time management honestly Technology... that's all mortal.

For some reason, Bruce Wayne felt a faint phantom pain in his cervical spine, coughed and sat up straight, and took the initiative to hold his girlfriend's hand.

"The only person I love now is you." He said this from the bottom of his heart.

Of course Bruce knows that Nunnally's special ability is to sense other people's emotions through touch, which can be called a mobile lie detector.

That's why he had to hold her hand and say these words.

As if feeling his sincerity through contact, the smile came back to Ada's face again. She mercifully turned the newspaper upside down, blocking the report like a minefield, and raised her hands with a smile. Holding his cheek, he watched the waiter put the burger and pizza on the newspaper.

It seems that there is no need to find time to play guess who I am with my boyfriend.

Ada raised her chin slightly, crossed her hands and flexed her wrists, listening to the satisfying click of her knuckles.

"…………"

Bruce Wayne smiled wryly.

"Although I'm really curious about your time management skills..." Ada looked at Bruce's froze smile and couldn't help but wink at him wickedly, "But forget it, I'll let you off this time— —I want to eat this!"

Bruce shook his head helplessly, and fed her with French fries dipped in ketchup.

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Although Sakiko made some mistakes at the venue, Robin sent a message to Batman for emergency help, and Bruce had to rush to the scene, so the date did not go to the end.

But before leaving, Bruce Wayne and Ada exchanged a sweet kiss.

"I really want to take you away in my pocket." The Gotham baby couldn't help but say this.

"Me too."

Ada smiled sweetly at him, put her arms around his shoulders and rubbed against his neck relentlessly, until his hair was messed up, and then she let go and straightened his collar.

"I also want to make you small enough to hold in my hand, so that you can always be with me." She said sweetly.

This kind of childish love words made the two of them laugh together again, and Ada leaned over to kiss his lips again, and then reluctantly let him go, letting him go.

As for Bruce Wayne, until he returned to Wayne Manor after dealing with the matter, there was still a part of his mind haunted by the sweet and lovely expression of his girlfriend.

"Looks like a very successful date, Master Bruce?"

Alfred brought him coffee and raised his eyebrows slightly.

"That's it."

Bruce picked up the coffee cup, covering the smile on his lips with the white porcelain cup.

"Very successful." Alfred nodded clearly, his tone turned into conviction.

Indeed, it was an incredible ease and pleasure.Dopamine still stimulates his brain and heart, speeds up the blood flow, makes the brain incredibly active, and conveys countless emotions about happiness.

He feels good -- rarely is it good.

Although in Bruce's heart, the shadow of anxiety is always lingering - he certainly knows that this is not the best time to fall in love, and he also knows that dating Nunnally Lampelucci, even if it is just an underground relationship, will bring her great benefits. He knows better than anyone how dangerous it is for Batman to add such an obvious weakness.

From Batman's point of view, his enemies are many enough, smart enough, and dangerous enough.He didn't know how many of them might have guessed his secret identity.Including but not limited to the clown, the most terrifying lunatic; Double-faced, his former companion; Lars O. Gu, his past mentor and dangerous enemy... Maybe they know it, maybe they don't know it, but it is undeniable Unfortunately, getting involved with Batman means danger.

From Bruce Wayne's point of view, as an ordinary person, falling in love with a billionaire is enough to trigger a storm of public opinion that will tear her life to pieces.What's more, Nunnally is still the daughter of the Brittany family, not to mention she was Bruce Wayne's psychiatrist.One careless step, she may face an unspeakable crisis of public opinion.

... For her sake, he shouldn't have associated with her.

But the love came so suddenly, so overwhelming.

He knew it was illogical, he knew it was risky, but he just couldn't let it go.

To be more precise.

He couldn't be cold-hearted towards her, couldn't watch those eyes dim, and couldn't accept seeing a cold and heartless self in her eyes.

"I think we're going to have to do some renovations on the estate."

Bruce Wayne turned his head sideways, looking at the large and empty mansion.

"For example... tidy up a second study room, install some barrier-free elevators, and tidy up a maid's room."

He paused and added.

"Maybe we're going to do some major remodeling of my bedroom as well."

"I see, Master Bruce."

Alfred nodded, with a gratified smile on his face.

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Two years later, Nunnally Lampelucci officially moved into Wayne Manor.

The author has something to say:

I got stuck at the beginning of this for a day...

Then I decided to forget about Vicki Weir!Just sprinkle sugar!Love is to subvert logic and deviate from rationality!Because the brain's risk assessment and judgment of others will drop in love!This is backed by science!Batman is no exception!

Anyway, no matter how OOC I am, I am OOC but Tom King [disgusted face]

The following is the tweet time of the friend:

Today I’m pushing my good friend Yaya. Let me tell you, it’s thanks to Yaya’s encouragement that this article can be opened on time. You don’t know that she really It is a full range of 360 degrees without dead ends and non-stop reminders.Every day when I go online, I have to face a series of life-threatening serial CALLs and reminder emoticons from Yaya.

Then I recently discovered that she actually loves me very much, and she even told me that my body is the most important thing.

And her main reminder recently has become Susu, and she is even more ruthless to Susu.

Live on, Susu.

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After the protagonist crossed over to become innocent, he was even more scornful than the original novel. After the slave ghosts became the richest man in Japan, everyone fell in love with me, but I just wanted to make money. Fumino + Shaman King + Inuyasha, even Osamu Dazai had to give it to me work to earn a living.