[Comprehensive British and American] HE saves the world

Question: What kind of experience is it like for a cohabiting boyfriend to have an adopted son who is only 7 years younger than yourself?

Answer: Thank you, I'm in Gotham, I just got out of the hospital - I just went for a routine checkup!

Cough cough, let's answer seriously, the experience is that you can't actually treat him as your son, you can only treat him as your own student-what a joke, this age difference!How could it be possible to see it as a son!At most, I can only be a teacher for middle school students when I graduate from university!

Speaking of which, he should really call me a teacher. I will not only give him homework, but also teach him the skills of criminal psychology and counseling and analysis... There is no charge!He made a lot of money!My course fee is very expensive!

Although I always feel that what he learned and used the most is not to fight criminals, but to pick up little girls...

I hope that next time Robin and Batgirl KISS will not be seen by anyone. Chief Gordon is really a police chief who relies on his ability.

——All in all, it's not really a real child (I can't give birth to such a big son!), but it's still a normal relationship between elders and juniors.

Most of the time, I still get along with a relationship similar to that of teachers and friends, and occasionally intervene in the ideological disputes or educational issues between their father and son.

For specific ways to intervene, please refer to my answers to the two questions "What to do if your boyfriend is too angry" and "How to solve problems with your boyfriend's communication style".I won’t go into too much detail here. In short, violence is prohibited, and violence is not advisable. If there is a fight between father and son, take both of them to the consulting room, lock the door, and force them to communicate without talking. It looks like you are not allowed to go out.

Of course, this is just a case of big fights.I'm not a devil after all.It’s just that in the usual small quarrels, let them calm down, and then find a chance for them to sit down and have a meal together. Sometimes there is a lack of a person to pass the ladder between men, and they will do it themselves if they are given the ladder. Find a way to reconcile.

However, there is another exception, that is, when the boyfriend goes too far, he still has to scold him directly.

For example, when he didn't know what was going on in his head and wanted to drive his son out of the house.

At this time, as a qualified girlfriend, you should control his brain.

PS: Physics.

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The above is the answer to Ada's question of "what would you answer if you were invited to answer a question".

Now, though, this answer needs a little correction.

For example, it would feel better to change the question to "What's it like for your boyfriend to adopt another child?"

"Bruce..."

When Bruce Wayne came to tell Ada that he planned to adopt another child, Ada couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead.

"The Gotham Child Protection Association will probably have a lot of opinions." She pointed out calmly, "In fact, my friends at the Child Protection Center have told me that many of their community workers and volunteers are suspicious of you. Is it child abuse... After all, Dick has asked for leave a lot, and some teachers have witnessed him with various wounds... I don't think they will agree with you to adopt another child."

As far as she knew, Bruce was not actually Dick's adoptive father in the legal sense, but his guardian.

While the country's laws are full of loopholes and sick, it's not sick enough to allow a single man to adopt a boy just 14 years his junior.

"This boy is 20 years younger than me." Bruce nodded. "It's legal."

"Can I ask why you suddenly want to adopt him?"

Ada's tone was a little confused, and it's no wonder she asked this question, because she was sure that he didn't have this plan until Bruce went out on night patrol last night.After one night, he suddenly decided to adopt the little boy...

"I parked my car in Crime Alley last night, and he pried my tires." Bruce briefly introduced what happened last night, "I think he is very talented, it's a pity to stay in Crime Alley like this gone."

Ada nodded, then suddenly realized something was wrong.

"...the Batmobile?" Her eyes widened slightly.

"That's right." When he said this, Bruce couldn't help flashing a smile, "The Batmobile, with four tires, was hit by me and didn't escape. I asked him, 'You know it's a Batmobile. Right’, he asked me back, ‘You know you parked in a crime alley, right’①.”

"I guess he punched you in the back, or something else, anyway, he must have hit you hard." This time it was Ada's turn to burst out laughing.

"That's right." Bruce touched his wrist subconsciously, as if there was still the impact he had when he stopped the boy, "He gave me a stick with a prying tool. Of course, it missed. A very courageous kid , isn't it?"

"Indeed." Ada nodded and spread her hands in surrender, "Okay, you convinced me Bruce, if you really want to adopt him, then you can do it, I have no objection. But in the end Better talk to Dick, okay? Although he's gone to college now, he's still part of the family. He has a right to know about important family matters like this."

Bruce Wayne paused subtly: "...I will."

Ada's eyes narrow dangerously. "Don't tell me you didn't mean to tell Dick, Bruce."

The man looked away guiltily: "How could it be..."

——So Patriarch Wayne was sent to sleep in the study that night.

As for whether this tough style does not conform to the professional norms of psychological counseling... who cares.

Girlfriends have the privilege of giving him physical enlightenment when his boyfriend commits a crime.

and obligations.

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Bruce is really efficient when he wants to do something.

On the second day after he talked with Ada, when Ada returned to Wayne Manor after a day's work, she found a strange boy sitting in the living room, about twelve or thirteen years old, with black hair and blue eyes , wearing a well-washed old red sweater, sitting on the sofa a little primly.Although he tried very hard to look nonchalant, the tension in him was evident in both the tight knees and the subtle movements of his clasped hands.

Alfred put a cup of black tea and a plate of cookies in front of him, and he didn't eat much. When he heard Ada's voice greeting Alfred after she came back, he subconsciously looked at her.

"It's you……?"

Even Ada didn't expect that the boy Bruce adopted was actually the boy she once had a relationship with when the True Night Circus came to Gotham two years ago.

To be honest, Ida actually couldn't remember the boy's face, but the boy obviously recognized her as soon as he saw her-in any case, her physical features were too striking.

After being reminded by Sakiko and reminded of who the other party was, Ada showed a slightly surprised look, then she smiled at the boy friendly and steered the wheelchair to his vicinity.

"Nunalie Lampelucci. It's Bruce's girlfriend." She smiled and held out her hand to him. "I guess you're Jason? Bruce told me your name."

The boy pursed his lips, but still shook hands with her.

"Jason Todd." He repeated his name, shaking her hand lightly. "Thank you for the ticket you gave me earlier."

"The dreamy circus performance is really great, right?" Ada couldn't help laughing and rolled her eyes, "I still think about it from time to time, it's almost like magic."

"Yes." Jason lowered his eyes slightly, "It's very... exciting."

"By the way, Alfred." Ada went to look at the old butler after talking here, "When will Bruce come back today?"

"Master Bruce will go to the nursing home to have dinner with those old people, and he will probably come back very late tonight."

Hearing this answer, Ada nodded, expressing her understanding.

"Okay then." She turned her head and smiled at Jason, "Then how about I take you shopping and buy some things you need? Although Alfred probably has the room ready, but I think, Do you still want to pick some things yourself?"

The boy looked at her for a while, then nodded slightly.

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Jason Todd didn't expect to see that rich fool again... ahem, well-meaning stranger.

Not to mention that she would be that Bruce Wayne's girlfriend.

However, with the shock of Bruce Wayne being Batman in front of it, it seems a lot easier to accept.

He walked beside Nunnally Lampelucci's wheelchair (he knew her name now), glancing now and then at the maid behind her.

Should it be the intuition of the boy from Crime Lane, or the instinct of a child—he felt that this maid with a low sense of presence was a bit strange.

When he turned his head back to look at her for the nth time, the maid finally turned her head back. She blinked her eyes lightly, and then she turned her head back again as if she felt nothing strange.

At this moment, Jason finally realized that something was wrong with this person.

—she's kind of like Madame Francino.

Two years ago, the deepest impression that the circus director left on him was not actually her smile.It's her eyes.

—Lady Franzino never blinked.

And although this person could blink, for some reason, Jason Todd always felt that she had a mechanical sense when she blinked.

'Stop thinking about it. ’ he told himself, ‘perhaps they had some special training. '

Jason could tell that although it wasn't obvious, the Asian maid had obviously been trained.Her standing posture, her posture, and her swift and leak-tight movements of catching the water glass before it was about to fall to the ground all showed that she was not an ordinary person.

Jason decided to regard this anomaly as part of the ancient and mysterious oriental culture.

"I've already bought the clothes." The young woman in the wheelchair looked back at him and smiled at him, "Is there anything else you want to buy next?"

Jason hesitated for a moment and said, "There is a bookstore on the corner of this street. Can I buy two books—with my own money."

"of course can."

The other party nodded.Looking at her almost innocent demeanor, Jason once again felt that he must have thought too much.

How could Batman keep uncertainty around his girlfriend?

The author has something to say:

Note ①: Quoted from the comics of "Red Hood and the Outlaws V2"

The chapter synopsis stems from the manga.

A few cold facts: 1. Batman has only 11 months without Robin

2. According to Superman Tucao "Since I know him, his Robin hasn't left him"

3. Batwoman Barbara's lines: "Batman never works alone (workalone), and neither do we."

Theoretically speaking, Dick's grades are not bad. After all, he was admitted to a good university. Judging from the plot of the comics, he is also quite smart...but I don't know why I just have the impression that he is a scumbag.

Probably because he didn't graduate from college, when he was a child (...) he would sneak out to play with Superman at night, and even the math homework that day was written by Superman for him... So there are some strange prejudices, the person concerned should really reflect on him myself (hey)

And there are really several versions of the process of the master adopting Jason. The most powerless version I have seen is that he tied him back, gagged his mouth and tied him in the basement (Batcave). Ah Fu would call the police if he saw it. (It should be the comic plot of Nightwing's first year)

Let's go through the normal process here, the setting that the master adopted the program the next day after he brought the person back.Otherwise, I think the heroine might hand over Batman to the country on the spot.

be normal.Be human, Bruce.