I heard that Ming sect is a demon sect

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【】The Legendary Demon Cult Tragedy

I am a kitchen boy, and I am usually responsible for fetching water, lighting fires and buying vegetables. Sometimes I am sent to do odd jobs when there is a shortage of manpower in other places, but I cannot do general physical work such as chopping firewood.

Although I can't do many things in the kitchen, I know they won't drive me away casually, because although I don't have much knowledge, I know money and can settle accounts.So I have always been responsible for buying vegetables, and others are not as good as me.

I sold myself to the Ming religion since I was a child. Unless the leader doesn't want me, I will be born as a member of the Ming religion and die as a ghost of the Ming religion.

Um!That's right, you heard it right, it is the Ming Sect, the legendary evil Demon Sect on Qiming Mountain.

Don't sympathize with me being trapped in the Demon Cult and unable to extricate myself, I'm just a kitchen boy and have nothing to do with that Jianghu.It is said that the leader of the Ming religion is extremely vicious, even drinking human blood and cannibalizing human flesh, but those are all baseless rumors.Because the purchase of the leader's ingredients is under my control, I know what the leader eats.The leader has never drank human blood or eaten human flesh, and he doesn't even like to eat meat. The leader's favorite food is tofu flower, white tofu, and roasted tofu.Well, that's right, apart from liking tofu, I don't have any special hobbies.

However, for tofu, Zuo Hufa seems to have an enmity with it. The main reason is that if he wants to eat tofu, he must get the approval of Zuo Hufa.Zuo Hufa euphemistically said that this is all for the health of the leader, so Mingjiao's tofu is only available for a limited time.

Today is a rare day when you can eat tofu.The ingredients for the kitchen are under my control, so I went down the mountain to buy for the leader.

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"The leader sent me to buy tofu~~ go down the mountain with a basket on my back~~ I'll count the money~~..." I happily hummed a little tune, carried a basket of small vegetables on my back, and went all the way down the mountain.

"Xiao Dan, can you stop singing?" Xiaozhou, who went down the mountain with me to deliver the letter, said, "The Zuo protector does not allow the leader to eat tofu every day, and today he is going to let the leader eat meat. If you are so public, if you don't buy tofu Go back and let the leader know, you just wait to die!"

Xiao Dan: "..." This kid will scare me!He couldn't even tell the difference between the leader and the left protector, and he used the leader to suppress me.

"How is it possible! The town at the foot of the mountain is so big that there is not even a piece of tofu? I know several tofu shops! They have all given tofu to the leader before."

Xiao Zhou turned his head, "Well, to be honest, I just think your singing is too ugly."

I:"……"

Saying goodbye to Xiaozhou at the foot of the mountain, he went to deliver his letter, and I went to buy my vegetables.

The market in the town is already familiar to me, because I often come to purchase, so the uncles and aunts in the market basically know me.

I have never told anyone that I am a member of Ming Cult, because if they find out that I am a member of Demon Cult, they might tie me up and burn me to death!

"Hey, Xiao Dan, are you here to buy vegetables? Do you want cabbage? I have fresh cabbage here."

"Oh, give me two!"

"Hey, that poor kid is here to buy vegetables again."

Uh... the aunt in the back, I heard it all!I'm really not a poor child, I live a more nourishing life than your son!

Well, I admit that although I didn't say anything, this town is only that big. I'm a member of the Devil's Cult, and everyone already knows about it if I don't say anything.As for why I was not arrested and burned to death, that was a deep misunderstanding!Everyone sees that I am happy every time I come to buy vegetables, and they all think I am a fool...

But, I'm really not stupid!I'm really having a great time!It doesn't mean that being in the Devil's Cult means you must be in dire straits!

Because of my familiarity, I quickly bought all the ingredients I needed-except for tofu.

There is no one selling tofu in the market today!Then you can only go directly to the tofu shop to buy.

I don’t know if it’s because I didn’t read the almanac when I went out today. The first tofu shop I went to was closed two days ago, the second tofu shop has sold out of tofu today, and the last tofu shop...

"Xiao Dan, you didn't say you wanted it earlier. I'll save some for you. Today's tofu is all ordered."

Xiaozhou is really a crow's mouth!He can say this kind of thing with a one-in-a-thousand chance, what a ghost!

"Boss, are these silver taels enough?" I took out all the silver taels on my body. "You make me something now."

"I'm out of beans here."

"Ah!? No way! You don't want to sell it to me?"

"How dare I lie to Ming... Ah! No! My beans have been ordered in advance for the past few days. I plan to go to a neighboring town soon." The boss patted him on the shoulder, "I guess you will arrive You can’t buy it anywhere else.”

I tilted my head and thought for a while: "Isn't it just tofu? Is it that rare?"

"Of course it's nothing unusual, but haven't you been to the market today? Didn't you find that there are not many other ingredients today?"

What he said was true, as if there were not as many things as usual today.

"It was originally a small town with not many things, so it will naturally be like this when something happens." The owner of the tofu shop explained.

"what's up?"

"There is a banquet at the mayor's house tomorrow morning, and the mayor of Baoting Town is coming. You know, he is also the mayor, but at a different level. No matter what, he has to support the scene. Many things in the town have been taken away by the mayor. , so it’s not easy for you to buy things these two days.”

"That's it...thank you, then I'll figure it out myself." I thought there was something wrong, but it turned out that the mayor took away everything.Go to the mayor's house and see if you can sell me some tofu.

I thought so, but in reality—who allowed you to run to the mayor's house casually!As soon as I found a chance to go in, I was thrown out straight away!

Why!Why don't you just buy some tofu?How can you be so tired!What if you don't eat tofu for a meal!gone back!

Then... when I went back, I bumped into Guardian Zuo and the leader!

Xiao Dan: The so-called bad luck and ill-fated fate...

I can only kneel down and beg for mercy, "Guardian Zuo! Please spare me! The little one really has no choice!"

"There are too many ways to talk about it, and you still admit that you don't care?" Zuo Hufa said.

In Mingjiao, everyone who has a status depends on his ability to rise to the top, so he can sit in the position of Zuo Dharma Protector, so one can imagine how high his ability is.Besides, the Ming religion is a demon religion!

"I know I'm wrong! The right protector, please spare me!" I was glued to the floor, but I begged the left protector not to give me a knife if he was upset.

"Forgive me? I didn't intend to do anything to you. If you didn't buy it, you didn't buy it." He waved his hand casually and asked me to get up.

Me: "..." Dare to feel that this is really not a big deal?What about the cruel Demon Sect Guardian Zuo who promised to kill someone just because of a piece of tofu?

Well, isn't it just a piece of tofu?Although I personally think that as a member of the Demon Cult, Guardian Zuo is more powerful than the leader, but to be honest, he is actually very tolerant of servants like us, and he will never give you the discomfort I just said A knife or something.It is estimated that Zuo Hufa thinks that the force value of a kitchen boy like us is too low. If he cares about me, his level will be lowered, so he doesn't bother to care about it.

"What!? You stole something from this seat, and you just let it go!?" Zuo Hufa was fine, but the beautiful boy standing next to him quit.

Well, that's right, this beautiful boy who is younger than me is our notorious leader!There is no tofu to eat, the leader is fried!

Look, there are benefits to liking tofu, or why people's skin is as white and tender as tofu?Don't doubt, my teacher looks really good-looking!Sometimes I can't help but take a second look when I see it!As expected of the leader of the Demon Cult!Good at martial arts, yet so monstrous in appearance!People from the Demon Cult are good at this!Not to mention being the leader, even Guardian Zuo is so handsome, the two of them are a perfect match when they stand together...

"If you don't allow me to eat tofu tonight, I will eat your tofu tonight, believe it or not!"

Zuo Hufa narrowed his eyes and looked at him, the leader is still playing with him? "Oh? The leader wants to eat the tofu from his subordinates? If you have the ability, the leader can just come."

The leader looked up and glared at him!This left protector is arrogant!

Guardian Zuo lowered his head and stared back!

Hey, seeing how "loving" they are, I'm relieved. Once the two of them get along, I'll be fine.

In the end, of course, Guardian Zuo could never stare at the leader, so he went down the mountain to buy tofu for the leader himself.

My kitchen boy can't get in the mayor's house, can he, a Zuo protector taught by Ming, still can't get in?

Don't think too much, Zuo Hufa really went to buy tofu, not to grab it.

"From now on, you are not allowed to compete with the leader for tofu, understand!" He said this, and he left the money to buy tofu, and sent someone to take away all the tofu in the town from the mayor's house.That's right, there was really no burning, killing or looting, and the other dishes were not touched, only the tofu was taken away.It is true that our Ming religion is a demon religion, but not bandits and robbers.

The Mingjiao tofu incident that has been rumored in the world recently is actually such a thing.You say you don't believe it?I'm the first person involved, you have to believe it if you don't believe it!What?Didn't they say "unsolved cases" and "tragedies"?Where is this hanging, where is it miserable?Well, because this matter is actually not over, there are still some follow-ups.