Thousand Lantern Night
Chapter 1 CHAPTER (1) My name is naive
"The train is arriving at Hangzhou Station ahead. Passengers who need to get off the train, please get ready." The announcer's gentle voice came from the radio, and commotion began in the carriage.Impatiently, I have already stood up and started to pack my luggage. I stepped over with one foot and pulled out the stacked red, white and blue plastic bags from the corner.
I huddled in a corner and fell asleep, unaware that the pile of luggage bags behind me belonged to someone else.Someone poked me with his foot and said, "Let's go, let's go!" Bending down, he came to pump those big bags.I haven't woken up yet, and I feel like I'm slipping and falling with my back against my pocket.
I don't know when I fell asleep, as if I woke up from a ghostly dream and opened my eyes to see the world for the first time.I occupied a corner, put a piece of waste newspaper under my buttocks, leaned against the luggage pile between the seat and the handrail, and seemed to have slept for a long time, and when I woke up, I didn’t know where I was.The owner of the red, white, and blue plastic bag rushed to get out of the car, ran over and took away his luggage, which made me crooked and lay on the aisle like a dog (river crab) eating (river crab) feces.
This lie really woke me up.The little girl on the aisle seat was chirping at me, but I didn't have time to pay attention.Get up quickly before being trampled flat.
As soon as the buttocks were in the air, I suddenly heard a shout: "Stop!" However, the whole aisle was vibrating, and I got up suspiciously while turning my head to look.
Good guy!A person at the other end of the carriage was running towards me, pushed away the crowd standing in the aisle, and bumped into me with grinning teeth.Seeing that he was about to hit me, that guy yelled "Hey!" and even jumped over my head in the posture of Liu Xiang hurdling!Thanks to my quick reaction, I immediately hugged my head and lay back, otherwise I would have to be kicked and disabled by him.
Your uncle, you actually treat the young master as the [-]-meter hurdles, playing a race on the train!I immediately straightened up and wanted to call him back, but suddenly a girl's exclamation came from behind, thinking that the young master hadn't taken the position yet, so I started cheering?Turning his head to look, Yihua immediately collided with another person rushing at the same speed.Chest to chest, head to head, only mouth to mouth.
I was thrown down by the force of that guy's impact, and before I could react, I rolled into a ball with him on the aisle.When I fell, the back of my head hit the armrest of the seat, and I fell so badly that I almost passed out.Again, before I had time to react, the person who bumped into me got up and ran forward, almost stepping on me.
In the chaos, a kind-hearted person came to help me up, and when I opened my eyes, the flight attendant on the train showed an extremely formulaic smile and asked me, "Sir, are you all right?"
I rubbed my head with one hand and covered my stomach with the other, and said to myself, you can bump and step on the ground again to see if it's okay.But I still gritted my teeth and insisted that I was fine, so I wanted to retreat to the corner and continue to sleep.
The train slowed down and was about to enter the station.
Unexpectedly, the eldest sister of the flight attendant actually said to me: "Sir, can you show me your ticket?"
What?I turned my head to look at her, and the older girl was staring at me with an inquiring look.I followed her gaze and inspected myself, only to notice that my clothes can only be described as tattered.No wonder it depends on my ticket, dare to be a master and ride in the Bawang car!
I angrily reached into my trousers pocket and took it out, huh?There was a hole in the bag!It's such a big hole, I put my whole hand in it!Is there a mistake?I hurriedly took out another pocket, no!Nothing at all!Your sister, I not only don't have a ticket, I'm totally penniless!
Seeing me make a fool of myself, the older girl seemed to prove her conjecture, and her face was obviously mocking.He also said: "If you don't have a ticket, you need to make up for it. Have you brought your ID card?"
ID card?I thought to myself that the young master capsized in the gutter this time, probably those two people just now were the legendary snitches, and they took me out in an instant.But if I told her so in tattered clothes, the credibility would probably be very low.I had no choice but to continue to rummage through my pockets pretendingly, and quickly calculated countermeasures in my mind.
The eldest girl was obviously impatient. She guessed in her heart that she had regarded me as a "smuggler", and said coldly, "Do you not have an ID card? What's your name and ID number? I'll call the police to help you." Check it out."
"My name is——" When the words came to his lips, his brain suddenly twitched, and the name that came out of his mouth was abruptly choked out.I faltered and thought for a while, and suddenly I heard someone talking to me in my mind. A man said with a low smile, "Actually, I really like to hear people call you naive." So I slapped my head Loudly said: "My name is naive!"
As soon as the words came out, someone beside him laughed.A trace of anger and impatience suddenly appeared on the face of the eldest sister.She turned on the walkie-talkie and called the police directly, saying that someone here was evading fares, and she had a bad attitude to tease the flight attendants, and asked the police to quickly come to the ninth carriage to check the situation.
What's more, the train finally stopped at the platform.The door opened, and the arriving passengers pushed their chests against their backs to get off.
I don't think so.After being disturbed by the flight attendant, I suddenly realized that something seemed really wrong with me.I can't remember where I came from, and I don't know where I'm going.The ID number and name she mentioned seem to be unfamiliar terms to me.And I have no memory of why I was in such a mess.
The flight attendant motioned me to stand aside and let the passengers in the aisle get off.A lot of people brushed my shoulders and walked by, giving me an indescribable look.A voice came from the walkie-talkie, and the police told the flight attendant to wait and let the people who got off the bus finish walking before coming back.The flight attendant replied "OK" and looked at me like a prisoner.
I was caught in a tight spot by her.Your sister really treats me as a young master and a thief, but I can't explain the situation, and the police will come over in a while, so maybe they will do something to me.Watching the last passenger walk towards the door, I suddenly had a plan. I can't tell if I can't hide it!As soon as he pushed the flight attendant away, he ran towards the door.The flight attendant didn't expect that I would suddenly get into trouble. He yelled, but he didn't respond and called the staff at the door to stop me.
I rushed out of the car and pushed against the flow of people waiting to get on the car. I got into the crowd and ran forward like a fish against the current.When I ran out of the underpass, the train was just starting, and it was impossible for the flight attendants and policemen to follow.Just proudly, people have arrived at the exit.I followed behind the crowd, and as I walked, I found that the checkpoint in front also had to be checked.Suddenly dumbfounded, why didn't I know this?Scratching his head but not daring to go there, he was walking around under the barbed wire when he suddenly saw a dog coming out from under the barbed wire.He smiled in his heart, young master, can I go by the side door?
When I got out of the station, I stood in the big square with people coming and going, patting my head and looking at the sky.On the building of the railway station, the two big characters of Hangzhou hung my sight brightly.
Head hurts.Hangzhou, a very familiar place name, where have I heard it?
A flash of lightning struck my mind, and a man's voice whispered to me: "You're going to Hangzhou—find someone named Wu Xie, and then—"
Then?Then?
I held my head that was about to crack, and then what?Who the hell is that bastard who is talking to me, talking incoherently and out of context, if the young master sees you, he will have to kick and disable you.Put it this way, who knows where to find that bastard named Wu Xie?
After that, I can't go up to people and just ask if you are Wu Xie, they have to slap me in the face.After much deliberation, I couldn't think of anything, so I had no choice but to consider where to settle down while walking along the road.It was getting dark, and I walked into a very dark alley.There was a beggar lying on the ground at the entrance of the alley, sitting there against the wall, scratching his ears with his fingernails in boredom, and heyed me when he saw me walking by.I was startled, and looked at my shabby clothes again, thinking that I would sit there and put a broken bowl in front of me, and someone would definitely throw a steel coin at me.Well, keep this idea for now, if you really can't find anyone and can't get along, you can give it a try.
The alley is an old alley, very dark inside.But passing through here, there seemed to be a road ahead, brightly lit.I stood in front of a small door with a pink light, and thought that the young master would not really be degraded to the point of begging on the street, would he?Looking up, I saw a few girls in transparent suspender pajamas waving at me inside the small facade.I hurried forward like a ghost, I can't afford spring now, if I have to buy it, I can only sell it myself first and then buy it again.
As I was walking, something suddenly tapped me on the shoulder.I looked back and saw that the alley was empty and there was nothing.Suddenly a chilly feeling crawled up my spine, dare you believe that those few people just now were all spider spirits?Just as he turned his head to run, he slammed into an object in front of him.
My nose was so sour that tears came out. I squeezed my eyebrows and saw that there was a person standing in front of me, with his hands hanging down and motionless.I was a little faint, but I still took a closer look at him, your second uncle is actually the guy who hit me on the train!Bastard, I have nothing on me, my lord, it must be thanks to this thief!I rolled up my sleeves and was about to make a fuss, but he conjured a dagger out of nowhere, and pressed it on my neck viciously.
"Don't move." The thief told me coldly, his face was unclear in the dark.Then I turned my head and said to the wall, "Come out." So I stared dumbfounded at the guy who hurdled the [-]-meter hurdles on the train and got out from the crack in the wall.
Only then did I realize that I was alone. Although it seemed that I belonged to the same faction as the beggar outside, I obviously couldn't expect him to rescue me.I was so scared that I stuttered: "You, you, what do you want to do? You have all my money robbed, no, there is nothing for you."
"We don't want your things." Sai Liuxiang's tone was better than that of the one with the knife, but it was enough to scare me unconscious. "We just want you to do one thing for us."
"Do, what to do?"
"Come with us, we will find out soon." Sai Liuxiang held my shoulder with one hand, and carried me forward like a chicken.
I was secretly surprised, no matter how tall I am, he actually carried me like a bundle of cabbages.I thought to myself, why am I so unlucky, is it because I want to force Lao Tzu to sell himself?
The author has something to say:
I finally couldn't help opening the pit of the tomb robbery. The writing style can't be compared with the third uncle's, and this style of writing is not what I am good at.I can only say that the pit is guaranteed, and the rest, let's talk...
I huddled in a corner and fell asleep, unaware that the pile of luggage bags behind me belonged to someone else.Someone poked me with his foot and said, "Let's go, let's go!" Bending down, he came to pump those big bags.I haven't woken up yet, and I feel like I'm slipping and falling with my back against my pocket.
I don't know when I fell asleep, as if I woke up from a ghostly dream and opened my eyes to see the world for the first time.I occupied a corner, put a piece of waste newspaper under my buttocks, leaned against the luggage pile between the seat and the handrail, and seemed to have slept for a long time, and when I woke up, I didn’t know where I was.The owner of the red, white, and blue plastic bag rushed to get out of the car, ran over and took away his luggage, which made me crooked and lay on the aisle like a dog (river crab) eating (river crab) feces.
This lie really woke me up.The little girl on the aisle seat was chirping at me, but I didn't have time to pay attention.Get up quickly before being trampled flat.
As soon as the buttocks were in the air, I suddenly heard a shout: "Stop!" However, the whole aisle was vibrating, and I got up suspiciously while turning my head to look.
Good guy!A person at the other end of the carriage was running towards me, pushed away the crowd standing in the aisle, and bumped into me with grinning teeth.Seeing that he was about to hit me, that guy yelled "Hey!" and even jumped over my head in the posture of Liu Xiang hurdling!Thanks to my quick reaction, I immediately hugged my head and lay back, otherwise I would have to be kicked and disabled by him.
Your uncle, you actually treat the young master as the [-]-meter hurdles, playing a race on the train!I immediately straightened up and wanted to call him back, but suddenly a girl's exclamation came from behind, thinking that the young master hadn't taken the position yet, so I started cheering?Turning his head to look, Yihua immediately collided with another person rushing at the same speed.Chest to chest, head to head, only mouth to mouth.
I was thrown down by the force of that guy's impact, and before I could react, I rolled into a ball with him on the aisle.When I fell, the back of my head hit the armrest of the seat, and I fell so badly that I almost passed out.Again, before I had time to react, the person who bumped into me got up and ran forward, almost stepping on me.
In the chaos, a kind-hearted person came to help me up, and when I opened my eyes, the flight attendant on the train showed an extremely formulaic smile and asked me, "Sir, are you all right?"
I rubbed my head with one hand and covered my stomach with the other, and said to myself, you can bump and step on the ground again to see if it's okay.But I still gritted my teeth and insisted that I was fine, so I wanted to retreat to the corner and continue to sleep.
The train slowed down and was about to enter the station.
Unexpectedly, the eldest sister of the flight attendant actually said to me: "Sir, can you show me your ticket?"
What?I turned my head to look at her, and the older girl was staring at me with an inquiring look.I followed her gaze and inspected myself, only to notice that my clothes can only be described as tattered.No wonder it depends on my ticket, dare to be a master and ride in the Bawang car!
I angrily reached into my trousers pocket and took it out, huh?There was a hole in the bag!It's such a big hole, I put my whole hand in it!Is there a mistake?I hurriedly took out another pocket, no!Nothing at all!Your sister, I not only don't have a ticket, I'm totally penniless!
Seeing me make a fool of myself, the older girl seemed to prove her conjecture, and her face was obviously mocking.He also said: "If you don't have a ticket, you need to make up for it. Have you brought your ID card?"
ID card?I thought to myself that the young master capsized in the gutter this time, probably those two people just now were the legendary snitches, and they took me out in an instant.But if I told her so in tattered clothes, the credibility would probably be very low.I had no choice but to continue to rummage through my pockets pretendingly, and quickly calculated countermeasures in my mind.
The eldest girl was obviously impatient. She guessed in her heart that she had regarded me as a "smuggler", and said coldly, "Do you not have an ID card? What's your name and ID number? I'll call the police to help you." Check it out."
"My name is——" When the words came to his lips, his brain suddenly twitched, and the name that came out of his mouth was abruptly choked out.I faltered and thought for a while, and suddenly I heard someone talking to me in my mind. A man said with a low smile, "Actually, I really like to hear people call you naive." So I slapped my head Loudly said: "My name is naive!"
As soon as the words came out, someone beside him laughed.A trace of anger and impatience suddenly appeared on the face of the eldest sister.She turned on the walkie-talkie and called the police directly, saying that someone here was evading fares, and she had a bad attitude to tease the flight attendants, and asked the police to quickly come to the ninth carriage to check the situation.
What's more, the train finally stopped at the platform.The door opened, and the arriving passengers pushed their chests against their backs to get off.
I don't think so.After being disturbed by the flight attendant, I suddenly realized that something seemed really wrong with me.I can't remember where I came from, and I don't know where I'm going.The ID number and name she mentioned seem to be unfamiliar terms to me.And I have no memory of why I was in such a mess.
The flight attendant motioned me to stand aside and let the passengers in the aisle get off.A lot of people brushed my shoulders and walked by, giving me an indescribable look.A voice came from the walkie-talkie, and the police told the flight attendant to wait and let the people who got off the bus finish walking before coming back.The flight attendant replied "OK" and looked at me like a prisoner.
I was caught in a tight spot by her.Your sister really treats me as a young master and a thief, but I can't explain the situation, and the police will come over in a while, so maybe they will do something to me.Watching the last passenger walk towards the door, I suddenly had a plan. I can't tell if I can't hide it!As soon as he pushed the flight attendant away, he ran towards the door.The flight attendant didn't expect that I would suddenly get into trouble. He yelled, but he didn't respond and called the staff at the door to stop me.
I rushed out of the car and pushed against the flow of people waiting to get on the car. I got into the crowd and ran forward like a fish against the current.When I ran out of the underpass, the train was just starting, and it was impossible for the flight attendants and policemen to follow.Just proudly, people have arrived at the exit.I followed behind the crowd, and as I walked, I found that the checkpoint in front also had to be checked.Suddenly dumbfounded, why didn't I know this?Scratching his head but not daring to go there, he was walking around under the barbed wire when he suddenly saw a dog coming out from under the barbed wire.He smiled in his heart, young master, can I go by the side door?
When I got out of the station, I stood in the big square with people coming and going, patting my head and looking at the sky.On the building of the railway station, the two big characters of Hangzhou hung my sight brightly.
Head hurts.Hangzhou, a very familiar place name, where have I heard it?
A flash of lightning struck my mind, and a man's voice whispered to me: "You're going to Hangzhou—find someone named Wu Xie, and then—"
Then?Then?
I held my head that was about to crack, and then what?Who the hell is that bastard who is talking to me, talking incoherently and out of context, if the young master sees you, he will have to kick and disable you.Put it this way, who knows where to find that bastard named Wu Xie?
After that, I can't go up to people and just ask if you are Wu Xie, they have to slap me in the face.After much deliberation, I couldn't think of anything, so I had no choice but to consider where to settle down while walking along the road.It was getting dark, and I walked into a very dark alley.There was a beggar lying on the ground at the entrance of the alley, sitting there against the wall, scratching his ears with his fingernails in boredom, and heyed me when he saw me walking by.I was startled, and looked at my shabby clothes again, thinking that I would sit there and put a broken bowl in front of me, and someone would definitely throw a steel coin at me.Well, keep this idea for now, if you really can't find anyone and can't get along, you can give it a try.
The alley is an old alley, very dark inside.But passing through here, there seemed to be a road ahead, brightly lit.I stood in front of a small door with a pink light, and thought that the young master would not really be degraded to the point of begging on the street, would he?Looking up, I saw a few girls in transparent suspender pajamas waving at me inside the small facade.I hurried forward like a ghost, I can't afford spring now, if I have to buy it, I can only sell it myself first and then buy it again.
As I was walking, something suddenly tapped me on the shoulder.I looked back and saw that the alley was empty and there was nothing.Suddenly a chilly feeling crawled up my spine, dare you believe that those few people just now were all spider spirits?Just as he turned his head to run, he slammed into an object in front of him.
My nose was so sour that tears came out. I squeezed my eyebrows and saw that there was a person standing in front of me, with his hands hanging down and motionless.I was a little faint, but I still took a closer look at him, your second uncle is actually the guy who hit me on the train!Bastard, I have nothing on me, my lord, it must be thanks to this thief!I rolled up my sleeves and was about to make a fuss, but he conjured a dagger out of nowhere, and pressed it on my neck viciously.
"Don't move." The thief told me coldly, his face was unclear in the dark.Then I turned my head and said to the wall, "Come out." So I stared dumbfounded at the guy who hurdled the [-]-meter hurdles on the train and got out from the crack in the wall.
Only then did I realize that I was alone. Although it seemed that I belonged to the same faction as the beggar outside, I obviously couldn't expect him to rescue me.I was so scared that I stuttered: "You, you, what do you want to do? You have all my money robbed, no, there is nothing for you."
"We don't want your things." Sai Liuxiang's tone was better than that of the one with the knife, but it was enough to scare me unconscious. "We just want you to do one thing for us."
"Do, what to do?"
"Come with us, we will find out soon." Sai Liuxiang held my shoulder with one hand, and carried me forward like a chicken.
I was secretly surprised, no matter how tall I am, he actually carried me like a bundle of cabbages.I thought to myself, why am I so unlucky, is it because I want to force Lao Tzu to sell himself?
The author has something to say:
I finally couldn't help opening the pit of the tomb robbery. The writing style can't be compared with the third uncle's, and this style of writing is not what I am good at.I can only say that the pit is guaranteed, and the rest, let's talk...
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