Thousand Lantern Night
Chapter 14 CHAPTER (14) Stuffy Oil Bottle
The bells on the cow's neck jingle and jingle. Because of the bumps on the mountain road, the bells are not regular, and there is no melodious and songlike feeling in the legend.The setting sun is setting in the continuous mountains, and looking down from the hillside, you can see the lights of the stars.
We were all in a mess, and walked to the guest house in the village according to the instructions of passers-by.It was getting dark, and in order to speed up, the third uncle asked Pan Zi to drive the ox cart, and I stayed on the ox cart with a load of equipment.Useless is a scholar, and this kind of time has deepened my thinking.
Poker-Face hadn't woken up yet because of the bloodletting in the water hole, so I put him on the bullock cart and fell into a deep sleep.I was bored, and I was curious about him, so I went over to check on him from time to time.
The mountain road was rugged, and the scooter rattled and bumped violently. I found that the back of Poker Bottle's head kept hitting the car board, and the collision was fierce.I thought that it would be terrible if I became an idiot, and the third uncle couldn't explain it to others, so I moved over a little bit, put his head on my lap, and straightened my legs as much as possible, so that he could relax a little bit. Get comfortable.
I took the digital camera out of my bag, luckily I didn't lose it.Although I was almost plotted by someone in the water cave, I still look forward to this kind of tourist-style sand washing in my heart.Anyway, with the third uncle and the others around, it should go smoothly.
Because I woke up in the water hole, I was still full of energy.The shutter of the camera was aimed at the mountain scenery and took a few shots, and the scenery was almost the same.I held the camera and moved around, from the sky to Uncle San and Pan Zi, and then to my lap.
An expressionless sleeping face appeared in the camera.This person is extremely stuffy when he is awake, let alone now.I smacked my lips twice, why did he want to do the sand washing business? He really has the potential to be a bad face when he grows up like this. It is easy to find a rich woman to take care of him, right?Or is he, like me, seeking travel-style thrills?
Bring the camera closer, um, here's a close-up.Although this person is very boring, he can be regarded as an iceberg handsome guy.What should I name him?Shemale partner on the way to the tomb?puff!
I was very happy in my heart, thinking that this boring oil bottle usually ignores him when talking to him, now that you are in a coma, aren't you at the mercy of others?Thinking about it, I turned the camera upside down and took several pictures of him, and I was overjoyed.He also pulled a handful of leaves from a tree by the side of the road and put two poses on his face.
Just when I put the leaves on his face, Poker Ping's eyes suddenly opened.I was dumbfounded all of a sudden, surprised and embarrassed.Two leaves were held up brightly in front of his eyes, as if mocking my boring and idiotic behavior.
What will he do to me?Cut off my neck, or cut off my hand?No matter how you look at it, this person doesn't look like a kind person.
He stared at me for half a minute, I could only force a smile, and stammered, "Little brother, you're awake, are you feeling better?"
Poker bottle ignored me, and after a while, his eyes slowly closed again.I didn't even dare to breathe, I threw away the leaves very quickly and put the camera away.Because he was pressing on my leg, I didn't even dare to move too much. By the time I got to the guest house in the village, my leg was already numb.
With trembling legs, I carried Poker Bottle back into the room of the guest house, gritted my teeth and threw him on the bed.Then I went back to my room to take a shower, and I could already hear the cook in the hall downstairs shouting for dinner.Now I was refreshed, quickly finished washing and drying, dragging my slippers and rushed downstairs.
Walking to the corner of the stairs, he bumped into someone.Looking up, I was stunned.
It turned out to be a stuffy oil bottle.He has woken up and changed his clothes.Probably because of excessive blood loss, his face was pale and his spirit was a little listless.
I remembered that he caught teasing him just now, so I couldn't help but feel a little guilty, so I smiled at him and pointed downstairs. "Hey brother, you're awake, let's go eat together."
He didn't respond either, turned around and walked downstairs.I raised my eyebrows behind his back, thinking that your uncle is putting on airs again, what a nuisance!I'm going to take the initiative to talk to you next time, and I deserve to ask Zongzi to pull out my tongue!
However, before his eyebrows were lowered, he suddenly turned around and glanced at my leg lightly, "Does it still hurt?"
I was so stupid like "ha" again, it took me a while to realize that he was asking if my leg was still numb, and he had already walked downstairs.I subconsciously rubbed my thighs, thinking that he really knows everything?Then he slandered angrily, "Damn oil bottle, do you care about people? I haven't answered you yet!"
When they arrived at the dinner table, Third Uncle and the others had already sat down and started eating.I was so hungry that I squeezed over and sat down next to the empty seat, grabbed my chopsticks and went straight to the goulash.
With a "snap", a pair of chopsticks were also stretched out from the air, and they were placed together with mine.When I looked up, Poker Bottle happened to look over.There was clearly nothing in his eyes, but I didn't know why, but I just felt guilty.He hurriedly bypassed his chopsticks to grab the biggest piece of beef, and stretched it into his bowl with a smile, "Brother, you are weak, eat more to make up for it." The smile was so bright and innocent.
Poker bottle looked at me, picked up the bowl and ate without saying a word.During that time he never looked at me again.I was smiling and twitched my mouth in my heart, Wu Xie!Look at your servile face!Didn't you just take two photos of him secretly, you are afraid of him!I stuffed a piece of potato in my mouth and chewed desperately, thinking that I will bite you to death, you arrogant and boring oil bottle!
Walking upstairs after dinner, the corridor suddenly slanted, and the surrounding area immediately became dark.After my eyes adjusted, I found that I was in the tomb of King Qixing Lu.Behind me is the main tomb of the Seven Stars Suspect Coffin. I was alone in the ear chamber, and found that my third uncle and the others had disappeared, and I was so frightened that I lost my head.
The torch I stuck on the wall was about to go out, and the light was getting dimmer.Under the dim light of the fire, I saw a huge human-shaped shadow appear on the wall in front of me.At the same time, the sound of footsteps came from the door of the ear room.My heart suddenly lifted.
The shadow swings unsteadily on the wall, getting bigger and bigger, and it seems to be approaching me.I thought in my heart that it couldn't possibly be a zongzi. It took my uncle decades of fighting to come across a handful of zongzi. I wouldn't be so lucky to meet a live zongzi the first time I fight!I used hints to cheer myself up, took a few deep breaths, grabbed the knife in my hand and looked back sharply.
What the hell!Just one meter behind me, a headless rice dumpling was waving both hands exaggeratedly, walking towards me staggeringly!I was almost paralyzed with fright, I couldn't even scream, and I didn't know whether I should shrink in the hole or rush out to fight to the death.
In the end, I gritted my teeth. Rather than being raped to death by Zongzi in the hole, I might as well rush out and stab him to pieces.It's amazing to be caught twice by him.Then I yelled and rushed towards it, ready to fight him to the death.However, just as my knife stabbed into its heart, it suddenly lost its strength and fell backwards with a bang.
I was completely unprepared, and fell straight to the ground, almost kissing it.The fire was extinguished at once, and the last flame flickered, and I thought I caught a glimpse of someone standing outside the door.
The flames came on again at once.I opened my eyes and saw that Poker Ping was standing outside the ear canal holding a torch, looking expressionlessly at me who was hugging the zongzi in a very embarrassing situation.
I hurriedly got up like I saw my own mother, and rushed towards Poker Bottle. I didn't care about my self-esteem or image. I rushed over very quickly and grabbed his arm, panicking loudly. call. "Brother! There are live zongzi here!"
Poker-Face looked at me very calmly, then at the zongzi, and said "Mm", "That's dead."
I gasped heavily while swallowing, turned my head to look at it in disbelief, and sure enough, it stabbed me in the chest and lay on the ground without moving.I said "oh", my voice was trembling, and I pulled the Poker bottle to hide behind him, "Then, how did it come here? I think we should leave quickly, I'm afraid it will come alive!"
Poker-Face lowered his head, and then he dragged me around and walked back. "Its head was just screwed off by me, so it shouldn't come back to life."
I was shocked, and let out a big breath with an "oh".Damn, the dead zongzi scared me half to death.Fortunately, the bottle is here, and I suddenly feel much safer, thinking that this bottle is like my reborn parent.I was thinking that, and suddenly I heard him say, "I thought you were going to take a picture."
What?I froze for a moment, and when I realized it, I was completely furious.
He did it on purpose for this boring oil bottle that cost a thousand knives!Your uncle holds grudges and deliberately wants to see me make a fool of myself!
Just when I was about to shake off his hand, he suddenly grabbed me tightly and looked back at me.I have red, black and white on my face, and the expression must be wonderful.The corners of his mouth seemed to be slightly folded, and he said to me, "I think you didn't follow, I'm afraid something will happen to you."
His hand was held in mine, and instead of the warmth of ordinary people, it felt cool to the touch.In the dark tomb passage, it seemed to be a calming signal.My anger subsided all of a sudden, and I grabbed him tightly and followed his footsteps very disappointingly.
The light of Huozhezi dangled and grew bigger little by little, and finally burned into a raging fire.I was hanging from the tree, and my ankle was firmly grabbed by a bloody man whose face was unknown.A piece of his head had been cut off, and one eye had protruded from the socket, and half of it was hanging down under the eye socket.The flesh and blood all over his face were mashed together, and his appearance was extremely terrifying.
I recognized him as Da Kui and kept kicking him with the other foot.The explosion under the tree was still going on, and he clearly wanted to drag me to die with him.Dakui grabbed me desperately, he screamed strangely, stretched out his hand and even grabbed my other foot.His weight immediately pulled down, and my hands were getting away from the branches of the snake cypress bit by bit, and my body was dragged by Da Kui and swayed from side to side.
My hand soon lost its strength and slipped away from the branch with a sudden slip.Seeing that I was about to fall and be blown away, I screamed in fright and clawed at the air with both hands desperately.After tossing twice, I suddenly grabbed something, and I instinctively grabbed it tightly.
The air waves soaring into the sky continued to hit. I looked up and saw that Poker Ping was holding a branch with one leg, almost half of his body was hanging upside down in the air, and he stretched out a hand to hold me tightly.My feet were still held by Da Kui, and the weight of the two of us made him slide down a bit.I saw the blue veins on Pokerfing's forehead, and I gritted my teeth and pulled me up.He reached out a gun from his other hand and pulled the trigger on Dakui without hesitation.
With a loud noise, there was a sudden light on my foot.With tinnitus and dizziness, I stared at Dakui falling like that, submerged in the pile of corpses and flames.Poker bottle took the opportunity to pull me up and throw me on his back, leading me to climb up together.
We quickly climbed out of the hole, which is a low cliff above.The third uncle and the fat man were pouring gasoline down, and Pan Zi threw a lighter down, and a burst of flames shot up into the sky quickly.
Poker bottle put me on the ground, my feet cramped suddenly, and I fell down all of a sudden.I gritted my teeth and rubbed the calf muscles to relax them, but it didn't help.Poker bottle turned around to leave, but suddenly stopped and silently looked at me in such a mess, then walked back and squatted in front of me, stretching out his hand to pinch my calf.
His technique seemed to be very particular, he kneaded for a while along the texture of the muscles, and the twitching pain eased.I thought of the way he broke Zongzi's neck mercilessly in the ground, and I couldn't help but secretly stunned, "Thank you, little brother."
He raised his head and looked at me, helped me put down the trouser legs that were already badly torn, and then squeezed my thigh muscles, "It's very comfortable to lean on here." Then he stood up, turned around and left. "Goodbye, Wu Xie."
I sat on the ground in a daze, watching his leaving back under the firelight, not knowing how to react.He, he, he—what did he say?
The fire was burning in the night, burning and burning, burning the black sky into reddish, and finally white.
I opened my eyes, and there was a crystal lamp hanging on the white roof, and under the refraction of the sunlight, a bright white spot of light flashed.Xiao Hua stood in front of the window wearing a pink shirt, the curtains were open, the sun shone on my face, and I felt slightly hot.
The author has something to say:
Because it is a long story, the development of the plot will be slower, so be patient, the little brother will definitely make an official appearance!Come on~~
We were all in a mess, and walked to the guest house in the village according to the instructions of passers-by.It was getting dark, and in order to speed up, the third uncle asked Pan Zi to drive the ox cart, and I stayed on the ox cart with a load of equipment.Useless is a scholar, and this kind of time has deepened my thinking.
Poker-Face hadn't woken up yet because of the bloodletting in the water hole, so I put him on the bullock cart and fell into a deep sleep.I was bored, and I was curious about him, so I went over to check on him from time to time.
The mountain road was rugged, and the scooter rattled and bumped violently. I found that the back of Poker Bottle's head kept hitting the car board, and the collision was fierce.I thought that it would be terrible if I became an idiot, and the third uncle couldn't explain it to others, so I moved over a little bit, put his head on my lap, and straightened my legs as much as possible, so that he could relax a little bit. Get comfortable.
I took the digital camera out of my bag, luckily I didn't lose it.Although I was almost plotted by someone in the water cave, I still look forward to this kind of tourist-style sand washing in my heart.Anyway, with the third uncle and the others around, it should go smoothly.
Because I woke up in the water hole, I was still full of energy.The shutter of the camera was aimed at the mountain scenery and took a few shots, and the scenery was almost the same.I held the camera and moved around, from the sky to Uncle San and Pan Zi, and then to my lap.
An expressionless sleeping face appeared in the camera.This person is extremely stuffy when he is awake, let alone now.I smacked my lips twice, why did he want to do the sand washing business? He really has the potential to be a bad face when he grows up like this. It is easy to find a rich woman to take care of him, right?Or is he, like me, seeking travel-style thrills?
Bring the camera closer, um, here's a close-up.Although this person is very boring, he can be regarded as an iceberg handsome guy.What should I name him?Shemale partner on the way to the tomb?puff!
I was very happy in my heart, thinking that this boring oil bottle usually ignores him when talking to him, now that you are in a coma, aren't you at the mercy of others?Thinking about it, I turned the camera upside down and took several pictures of him, and I was overjoyed.He also pulled a handful of leaves from a tree by the side of the road and put two poses on his face.
Just when I put the leaves on his face, Poker Ping's eyes suddenly opened.I was dumbfounded all of a sudden, surprised and embarrassed.Two leaves were held up brightly in front of his eyes, as if mocking my boring and idiotic behavior.
What will he do to me?Cut off my neck, or cut off my hand?No matter how you look at it, this person doesn't look like a kind person.
He stared at me for half a minute, I could only force a smile, and stammered, "Little brother, you're awake, are you feeling better?"
Poker bottle ignored me, and after a while, his eyes slowly closed again.I didn't even dare to breathe, I threw away the leaves very quickly and put the camera away.Because he was pressing on my leg, I didn't even dare to move too much. By the time I got to the guest house in the village, my leg was already numb.
With trembling legs, I carried Poker Bottle back into the room of the guest house, gritted my teeth and threw him on the bed.Then I went back to my room to take a shower, and I could already hear the cook in the hall downstairs shouting for dinner.Now I was refreshed, quickly finished washing and drying, dragging my slippers and rushed downstairs.
Walking to the corner of the stairs, he bumped into someone.Looking up, I was stunned.
It turned out to be a stuffy oil bottle.He has woken up and changed his clothes.Probably because of excessive blood loss, his face was pale and his spirit was a little listless.
I remembered that he caught teasing him just now, so I couldn't help but feel a little guilty, so I smiled at him and pointed downstairs. "Hey brother, you're awake, let's go eat together."
He didn't respond either, turned around and walked downstairs.I raised my eyebrows behind his back, thinking that your uncle is putting on airs again, what a nuisance!I'm going to take the initiative to talk to you next time, and I deserve to ask Zongzi to pull out my tongue!
However, before his eyebrows were lowered, he suddenly turned around and glanced at my leg lightly, "Does it still hurt?"
I was so stupid like "ha" again, it took me a while to realize that he was asking if my leg was still numb, and he had already walked downstairs.I subconsciously rubbed my thighs, thinking that he really knows everything?Then he slandered angrily, "Damn oil bottle, do you care about people? I haven't answered you yet!"
When they arrived at the dinner table, Third Uncle and the others had already sat down and started eating.I was so hungry that I squeezed over and sat down next to the empty seat, grabbed my chopsticks and went straight to the goulash.
With a "snap", a pair of chopsticks were also stretched out from the air, and they were placed together with mine.When I looked up, Poker Bottle happened to look over.There was clearly nothing in his eyes, but I didn't know why, but I just felt guilty.He hurriedly bypassed his chopsticks to grab the biggest piece of beef, and stretched it into his bowl with a smile, "Brother, you are weak, eat more to make up for it." The smile was so bright and innocent.
Poker bottle looked at me, picked up the bowl and ate without saying a word.During that time he never looked at me again.I was smiling and twitched my mouth in my heart, Wu Xie!Look at your servile face!Didn't you just take two photos of him secretly, you are afraid of him!I stuffed a piece of potato in my mouth and chewed desperately, thinking that I will bite you to death, you arrogant and boring oil bottle!
Walking upstairs after dinner, the corridor suddenly slanted, and the surrounding area immediately became dark.After my eyes adjusted, I found that I was in the tomb of King Qixing Lu.Behind me is the main tomb of the Seven Stars Suspect Coffin. I was alone in the ear chamber, and found that my third uncle and the others had disappeared, and I was so frightened that I lost my head.
The torch I stuck on the wall was about to go out, and the light was getting dimmer.Under the dim light of the fire, I saw a huge human-shaped shadow appear on the wall in front of me.At the same time, the sound of footsteps came from the door of the ear room.My heart suddenly lifted.
The shadow swings unsteadily on the wall, getting bigger and bigger, and it seems to be approaching me.I thought in my heart that it couldn't possibly be a zongzi. It took my uncle decades of fighting to come across a handful of zongzi. I wouldn't be so lucky to meet a live zongzi the first time I fight!I used hints to cheer myself up, took a few deep breaths, grabbed the knife in my hand and looked back sharply.
What the hell!Just one meter behind me, a headless rice dumpling was waving both hands exaggeratedly, walking towards me staggeringly!I was almost paralyzed with fright, I couldn't even scream, and I didn't know whether I should shrink in the hole or rush out to fight to the death.
In the end, I gritted my teeth. Rather than being raped to death by Zongzi in the hole, I might as well rush out and stab him to pieces.It's amazing to be caught twice by him.Then I yelled and rushed towards it, ready to fight him to the death.However, just as my knife stabbed into its heart, it suddenly lost its strength and fell backwards with a bang.
I was completely unprepared, and fell straight to the ground, almost kissing it.The fire was extinguished at once, and the last flame flickered, and I thought I caught a glimpse of someone standing outside the door.
The flames came on again at once.I opened my eyes and saw that Poker Ping was standing outside the ear canal holding a torch, looking expressionlessly at me who was hugging the zongzi in a very embarrassing situation.
I hurriedly got up like I saw my own mother, and rushed towards Poker Bottle. I didn't care about my self-esteem or image. I rushed over very quickly and grabbed his arm, panicking loudly. call. "Brother! There are live zongzi here!"
Poker-Face looked at me very calmly, then at the zongzi, and said "Mm", "That's dead."
I gasped heavily while swallowing, turned my head to look at it in disbelief, and sure enough, it stabbed me in the chest and lay on the ground without moving.I said "oh", my voice was trembling, and I pulled the Poker bottle to hide behind him, "Then, how did it come here? I think we should leave quickly, I'm afraid it will come alive!"
Poker-Face lowered his head, and then he dragged me around and walked back. "Its head was just screwed off by me, so it shouldn't come back to life."
I was shocked, and let out a big breath with an "oh".Damn, the dead zongzi scared me half to death.Fortunately, the bottle is here, and I suddenly feel much safer, thinking that this bottle is like my reborn parent.I was thinking that, and suddenly I heard him say, "I thought you were going to take a picture."
What?I froze for a moment, and when I realized it, I was completely furious.
He did it on purpose for this boring oil bottle that cost a thousand knives!Your uncle holds grudges and deliberately wants to see me make a fool of myself!
Just when I was about to shake off his hand, he suddenly grabbed me tightly and looked back at me.I have red, black and white on my face, and the expression must be wonderful.The corners of his mouth seemed to be slightly folded, and he said to me, "I think you didn't follow, I'm afraid something will happen to you."
His hand was held in mine, and instead of the warmth of ordinary people, it felt cool to the touch.In the dark tomb passage, it seemed to be a calming signal.My anger subsided all of a sudden, and I grabbed him tightly and followed his footsteps very disappointingly.
The light of Huozhezi dangled and grew bigger little by little, and finally burned into a raging fire.I was hanging from the tree, and my ankle was firmly grabbed by a bloody man whose face was unknown.A piece of his head had been cut off, and one eye had protruded from the socket, and half of it was hanging down under the eye socket.The flesh and blood all over his face were mashed together, and his appearance was extremely terrifying.
I recognized him as Da Kui and kept kicking him with the other foot.The explosion under the tree was still going on, and he clearly wanted to drag me to die with him.Dakui grabbed me desperately, he screamed strangely, stretched out his hand and even grabbed my other foot.His weight immediately pulled down, and my hands were getting away from the branches of the snake cypress bit by bit, and my body was dragged by Da Kui and swayed from side to side.
My hand soon lost its strength and slipped away from the branch with a sudden slip.Seeing that I was about to fall and be blown away, I screamed in fright and clawed at the air with both hands desperately.After tossing twice, I suddenly grabbed something, and I instinctively grabbed it tightly.
The air waves soaring into the sky continued to hit. I looked up and saw that Poker Ping was holding a branch with one leg, almost half of his body was hanging upside down in the air, and he stretched out a hand to hold me tightly.My feet were still held by Da Kui, and the weight of the two of us made him slide down a bit.I saw the blue veins on Pokerfing's forehead, and I gritted my teeth and pulled me up.He reached out a gun from his other hand and pulled the trigger on Dakui without hesitation.
With a loud noise, there was a sudden light on my foot.With tinnitus and dizziness, I stared at Dakui falling like that, submerged in the pile of corpses and flames.Poker bottle took the opportunity to pull me up and throw me on his back, leading me to climb up together.
We quickly climbed out of the hole, which is a low cliff above.The third uncle and the fat man were pouring gasoline down, and Pan Zi threw a lighter down, and a burst of flames shot up into the sky quickly.
Poker bottle put me on the ground, my feet cramped suddenly, and I fell down all of a sudden.I gritted my teeth and rubbed the calf muscles to relax them, but it didn't help.Poker bottle turned around to leave, but suddenly stopped and silently looked at me in such a mess, then walked back and squatted in front of me, stretching out his hand to pinch my calf.
His technique seemed to be very particular, he kneaded for a while along the texture of the muscles, and the twitching pain eased.I thought of the way he broke Zongzi's neck mercilessly in the ground, and I couldn't help but secretly stunned, "Thank you, little brother."
He raised his head and looked at me, helped me put down the trouser legs that were already badly torn, and then squeezed my thigh muscles, "It's very comfortable to lean on here." Then he stood up, turned around and left. "Goodbye, Wu Xie."
I sat on the ground in a daze, watching his leaving back under the firelight, not knowing how to react.He, he, he—what did he say?
The fire was burning in the night, burning and burning, burning the black sky into reddish, and finally white.
I opened my eyes, and there was a crystal lamp hanging on the white roof, and under the refraction of the sunlight, a bright white spot of light flashed.Xiao Hua stood in front of the window wearing a pink shirt, the curtains were open, the sun shone on my face, and I felt slightly hot.
The author has something to say:
Because it is a long story, the development of the plot will be slower, so be patient, the little brother will definitely make an official appearance!Come on~~
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