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Chapter 67
"Wen people!"
The person in front stopped in his tracks. He stood under the dim streetlight and turned his head. Osamu Dazai could see the light shining on him, and he could see the clear and gentle eyes in those blue eyes as always.
He left without any worries, he...in fact, he doesn't care about everyone here at all.
"Dazai?" Onto Asaba looked at him, "Aren't you asleep?"
"Didn't you agree to let me be your guide?" Osamu Dazai lowered his head, with Onto Asaba's white coat under his right arm, his voice was very soft, but it was unusually obvious in this quiet night, "Eat You plan to leave after curry, isn't it a bit too heartless."
Onto Asaba stood on the spot, "Do you think I will leave?"
"Don't lie to me, are you going to leave? Do you think I can't feel it?" Osamu Dazai's voice was cold, he raised his head, his kite-colored eyes were very clear, he didn't feel sad or hold back, as if from the very beginning I understood and accepted that this happened.
"It's different from three years ago, Wen Ren, we've been together for a year, whether it's work or life, I already know you better than you think, and I know very well whether you really want to leave."
Onto Asaba looked at him, and he nodded after a while, "I'm really thinking about whether to change to a new environment."
"So you just leave like this, completely ignoring everyone, which is actually right, after all, that's what you did in the port mafia." Osamu Dazai stepped forward, and he threw the white coat in his hand on Onto Asaba, "Go Well, I don't need this thing."
Leave a last memorial?He didn't want to think about this guy at a time like this.
"I thought about whether we should go on like this forever. After all, it seems that everyone in the detective agency is watching a show, and we have never opened up." Osamu Dazai took a step back, "It seems that I am right , at most it can only reach that level, if it goes beyond that, it won’t work.”
"Owned will definitely be lost, I can't keep it, so as long as I haven't owned it, it's not considered lost."
You won't be sad about what you lost.
The moment Dazai Osamu turned around, Onto Asaba grabbed Dazai Osamu's wrist, and because he was caught off guard, Dazai Osamu was dragged back two steps and almost fell to the ground.
"Dazai means you don't want me to be separated from you?" Onto Asaba suddenly said, "Are you angry that I want to leave alone? Can I understand that?"
"What?" Osamu Dazai frowned slightly, "I'm not angry!"
is giving up.
"Then, do you want to go and have a look?" Onto Asaba looked at him, "Change to another environment and another place to see a different scenery. If it's Dazai, I don't mind."
Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, "You want to take my resignation and go wandering with me?"
"You agree, after all Dazai is chasing after him." Onto Asaba put on the white coat that fell on him, he looked exactly the same as usual, it didn't look like a rejection or a farewell at all, he It was too easy, so easy to doubt.
Osamu Dazai looked at him, and suddenly wondered if he really didn't see that he was pretending to sleep just now?
"Aren't you going to ask my opinion?" Osamu Dazai blinked.
As soon as the words fell, Osamu Dazai suddenly opened his eyes wide. He felt his feet loosen, as if he had fallen into the bottom of the water. He lowered his head, but what he saw was the empty sky. Onto Asaba was holding his wrist, but they It does float in the air, and...it doesn't look like Yokohama.
what is this? !
"I'm sorry." Asayu Wenren's green eyes were a little gentle, and they landed rapidly, "I don't accept all opinions except this."
"Want to give up? No."
asshole!
……
In the cold and silent room, incandescent lamps hung on the roof to illuminate the entire room. On the mortuary table in the middle was a female corpse. It seemed that she had experienced a very strong impact and her face was partially damaged.
"I heard that the girl was only 17 years old and she committed suicide by jumping off a building." The colleagues Sangtoku Kaiko and Asaba Onto, who brought the body over, gossiped, "I don't know what stimulated me, I heard that she committed suicide before, but was stopped by her parents In the end, two days after the wrist was cut, he jumped off the building and died on the spot."
Onto Asaba looked at the wound on the girl's wrist, "The vertical wound really doesn't seem to leave room for me."
"That's right, what a pity, she's at the same age as a flower." Xiangde Haizi sighed, "The family members hope to restore her to the way she was when she was alive as much as possible. This is her photo."
Onto Asaba took the photo and looked at it. The girl in the photo was standing in the sun smiling like a flower, with the youthful vigor unique to her age, and she wanted to restore her to this appearance.
"is it okay?"
"You can try it." Onto Asaba nodded.
Xiangtoku Haizi breathed a sigh of relief, then patted Asaba Onto's shoulder, and said in a cheerful voice, "I knew you could do it!"
It has been almost a year since he came to this world. His new job is an mortician, responsible for making up the dead and other bits and pieces. Most importantly, most importantly, he and Osamu Dazai got separated.
It doesn't seem to be considered separated, after all, Dazai Osamu was indeed with him when he arrived here, but Dazai Osamu had a great curiosity about this world.
So he ran away, saying that he would come back after playing enough.
About a week ago, they lost contact. Before losing contact, Osamu Dazai told him that he had a good time and didn't need to pay attention to him. He would go back soon.
I don't know who to hurt.
"Asaha-kun! I need to trouble you with something!" Haizi Xiangde, who had just left, returned again, "That's right, there was a murder case in a coffee shop. After the case was solved, the family members just notified us. The corpse was brought to the funeral home, there is not enough manpower, it seems that only you and I are here, can we go together?"
Onto Asaba glanced at the corpse on the morgue, then nodded, "Okay, no problem."
"It's really helpful, thank you Asagi-kun." Xiangde Haizi heaved a sigh of relief, "Remember to wear work clothes, I'll go drive."
Onto Asaba walked out of the room, put his work clothes on his body, and then got into the car driven by Haizi Xiangtoku. Onto Asaba looked up at the time. It was four o'clock in the afternoon, and it would be night soon, so there would be no one at night It will be repaired when it is time, and it will be quieter.
"Today is a good weather." Haiko Xiangtoku talked to Onto Asaba while driving the car, "It happens to be summer vacation, girls will wear kimonos to go to the fireworks festival, it's great, I really want to have a fragrant and soft Soft girlfriend, unfortunately many people in our profession are taboo."
"It's normal for living people to be taboo about death."
"Haha, yes, there's no other way." Xiangde Haizi stopped the car and waited for the red light, "Then, does Asahi-kun have a girlfriend?"
Onto Asaba thought for a while, "No."
"Oh? Really? You don't even have a girlfriend Asaha-kun. Obviously Asaha-kun is so handsome and talented. If you didn't do this job, there must be a lot of girls chasing you."
No, no.
Asaba Wenxin thought, so far, there is only one man named Dazai Osamu who can have a relationship with him.
This is not a professional problem, it is simply his problem.
It seemed that Onto Asaba did not answer, and Kaiko Xiangtoku thought that he had touched Onto Asaba's pain point, so he coughed and changed the subject.
"Today is another homicide case. How do I feel that there are more and more homicide cases recently? Mihua Town is not a big place. Why is there a homicide case every day these days?"
Onto Asaba looked at him, "Has there been more murders?"
"The ratio is much higher, just like the God of Plague is coming, the ratio of homicide cases received by our funeral parlor is also increasing." Xiangde Haizi clicked his tongue, "It's too cruel."
But no matter how cruel, the work that should be done is still to be done. Onto Asaba and Kaiko Xiangtoku came to the scene. Because of the special work of the funeral home, they wore black suits and white gloves. They looked a little solemn and dignified. Haizi took a look at the corpse, then heaved a sigh of relief and told Qian Yuwenren.
"There is no damage to the face, all you need is makeup, and I'll leave it to you."
"Yeah." Onto Asaba responded casually.
On the other hand, Suzuki Sonoko, who came to drink coffee with Ran and Conan but accidentally encountered a murder case, stared at Onto Asaba, and felt her heart pounding when she saw Onto Asaba's face.
"Hey, Xiaolan, look!" Suzuki Sonoko called Xiaolan in a low voice, "Look at that man, he's so handsome!"
"Blonde hair, blue eyes, do you think he is British? But he looks like an Asian."
Conan frowned slightly. He looked in the direction Suzuki Sonoko was pointing at, and the moment he saw the person, he twitched the corners of his mouth, "Hey, Sister Sonoko, don't just point at someone to strike up a conversation."
"What's the matter? What do you little brat know?" Suzuki Sonoko looked at Conan disdainfully.
"Sister Yuanzi, take a good look. That brother is an employee of the funeral home. That's their employee uniform. He probably came here for the body of the young lady who was killed just now."
"Funeral home?!" Suzuki Sonoko was startled. He looked at Onto Asaba, and then watched them begin to dispose of the corpse, so it was really an employee of the funeral home. Suzuki Sonoko turned pale, and finally sat down and drank it as if he had been defeated. Had a cup of coffee.
After finally meeting a good-looking man, he turned out to be an embalmer.
"Yuanzi, don't do this, it's very rude." Xiaolan whispered to her, "And, don't delay her work."
"I know, of course I know these things." Suzuki Sonoko sighed regretfully, "I originally wanted to introduce Xiaolan as her boyfriend when I got to know him better, but since he is an embalmer, let it go."
Conan twitched the corner of his mouth slightly. Has this garden not given up on introducing a new boyfriend to Xiaolan?
"Yuanzi, don't be like this, I already have Shinichi." Xiaolan looked at her friend helplessly, "It's time for us to leave."
"Then let's go, really, I finally came out to play once and encountered a murder case." Suzuki Sonoko stood up, "Let's go to the next place to play, I also bought a night ticket for the playground!"
Conan sighed and followed them away. When he walked to the door of the coffee shop, Conan turned his head and glanced at the car parked at the door. The two young men in employee uniforms were carrying the body to the car. The nympho Suzuki Sonoko has been looking at the dead body.
That location... is it a wound?
As if aware of the sight here, the man turned his head and took a look here, and he and Conan looked at each other almost instantly.
The man looked at him, nodded to him after a moment, then closed the car door and left.
Conan tilted his head, shrugged, turned and followed Xiaolan and Sonoko.
It is estimated that the wound needs to be repaired, right?It is said that the mortician needs to do this kind of work.
All the way to the amusement park, there is still half an hour before the opening time of the night show. Yuanzi and Xiaolan took a look at the time and decided to wait here. Yuanzi saw the ice cream stand and ran over with Xiaolan. Conan was left alone on the bench shaking his legs.
At this time, Conan felt someone sitting next to him.
He turned his head and saw a young man sitting there. The young man was wet all over, and the bandages wrapped around his body were tightly attached to his body. Water drops dripped down his coat. He seemed to be Fiddled with the phone that was in the water, and kept mumbling why it couldn't be turned on.
What a strange person, performance art?
Osamu Dazai blinked, he looked to the side, the kid just looked at him strangely, as if he was judging whether he was a bad person or not.
"Hello." Osamu Dazai reached out his hand to greet Conan, "Little friend, where is your adult?"
Traffickers? !
Conan sat aside, "They are buying ice cream next to them, and they will be back soon, what's wrong with you, big brother? It didn't rain today, did it?"
"This, of course, is because I was making a great attempt just now, which was the 32nd ring of my suicide plan, but unfortunately the river is too shallow to drown me, and I was kicked out by the uncle of the park." Osamu Dazai felt wronged Holding the mobile phone, "Little friend, do you think your adults will agree to lend me the mobile phone? I am so pitiful."
I didn't hear the pitiful taste from the words just now!
suicide?Or the river in the park?This is not pity, it is self-inflicted!
"Ah, by the way, I'm here to find someone. He told me that he was in Mihua Town before, kid, have you seen him?" Osamu Dazai took out a photo from his pocket. It was flooded, but Conan noticed that the photos the man had taken out were well waterproofed.
Compared with this person who is so terrible, this photo doesn't look good.
Glancing at the person in the photo, Conan blinked, "Huh? This person is not..."
"Ah? The embalmer just now?" Suzuki Sonoko blinked at the photo after returning from buying ice cream. She didn't pay attention to what happened to this person at all, but just stared at the photo, "Xiao Lan, come and see , is it the undertaker from just now?"
Conan noticed that the man in front of Yuanzi was at a loss for a moment when Yuanzi said the mortician, as if he didn't understand the relationship between the mortician and the person in the photo.
"Yes, he is right." Xiao Lan looked at it, "But the undertaker was wearing a black suit, but in the photo he was wearing a white coat, like a doctor."
"Black suit!" Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, "A warm man in a black suit?!"
"Please! Please tell me where Wenren is now! I'm going to see Wenren in a black suit!"
"Uh..." Yuanzi and Xiaolan looked at each other with doubts in their eyes. They finally realized that something was wrong with the young man in front of them. He was wet all over in such a fine weather, and his bare neck and arms were still wrapped. It's strange even if this person is very good-looking.
Conan pretended to be puzzled and said, "If it's an undertaker, it must be at the funeral home. Big brother, do you want to find a nearby funeral home?"
"You're right!" Dazai Osamu thanked Conan seriously, "Thank you little friend, next time you can tell me anything, whether it's helping with homework or cheating in the exam, I can do it! I'll think about changing the test scores. Will agree too!"
"This... this is unnecessary."
"Too generous!" Osamu Dazai stood up, "Then I'm leaving, see you next time."
"Kun Conan."
Edogawa Conan froze for a moment, he raised his head suddenly, but the man had already walked into the crowd, leaving only a string of wet water stains.
Why does that person know his name is Conan?
……
"Black suit, black suit, Onito in a black suit." Osamu Dazai happily rushed over after inquiring about the location of the funeral home. The fact that Onito Asaba was wearing a black suit attracted him more than anything else. .
Whether in the Port Mafia or the Armed Detective Agency, Onto Asaba always wears his white coat, which looks gentle and serious. When he was in the Port Mafia, he tried to make Onto Asaba wear a black coat. It's a pity that it failed. I didn't expect him to compromise so easily here.
Sure enough, it's work!Solemn morticians need to wear black!
The location of the funeral home was very remote, no one came here, and there was nothing parked at the entrance of the funeral home except the car they went out to place the corpse, it looked like a scene from a horror movie.
During the previous journey, Osamu Dazai's body was almost dry, but the wet feeling remained on him. In other words, Osamu Dazai was very uncomfortable now, and he needed to change into new clothes immediately.
As soon as he stepped into the funeral home, a staff member saw him, and the man came out with no expression on his face, "Hello, can we do anything for you?"
Such as transporting corpses, organizing remains and cremation.
Osamu Dazai looked at him, "No."
"No?" The receptionist looked at him suspiciously, and after a while he suddenly realized, "Is it a family member?"
It turned out to be the family of the deceased. Which family member was it?He didn't remember any of the family members of the deceased who agreed to come over at this time.
"It's the family members, but it's not the family members of the deceased." Osamu Dazai passed him, and he looked into the funeral home, "Is Onto Asaba here? I'm coming to find him."
"Huh? Did you come to see Asaba-kun?"
Kaiko Sangtoku, who happened to be passing by, stopped, and looked at Osamu Dazai, "Are you Asaba-kun's friend?"
"It's said to be family members, look at me, don't Wenren and I look like brothers?" Osamu Dazai pointed to himself with a smile on his face, "So that's it, sir, please tell me where Wenren is, I can't wait to meet him now!"
Xiangde Haizi looked at him, "Really? It turned out to be Qian Yu-kun's brother. You and Qian Yu-kun look very different."
Asaba Onto looks gentle and introverted, how could the person who calls himself his brother be so jumpy, and he is wrapped in bandages, right?What an exaggeration!
Although it is somewhat inexplicable, Xiangde Haizi is very self-aware. In a job like theirs, not to mention seeking revenge, even thieves would not come here. Living people have taboos about death, let alone seeing them every day. Everything is dead here.
It is impossible for a normal person to make up a lie that he and an embalmer are brothers.
He took Osamu Dazai into the funeral parlor and went all the way to the dressing room. Haizi Xiangtoku pointed to the room, "Kun Asaba is working inside, you can see him when you open the door, by the way, there are corpses inside, if you mind, I will help you." You call him out."
"No need, no need, it's just a corpse." Osamu Dazai put his hand on the doorknob, and suddenly he stopped as if he remembered something, "By the way, sir, let me ask, is Wenren still wearing work clothes?"
"Huh? Work clothes?" Aotoku Kaiko looked at Osamu Dazai strangely, "Asaba-kun doesn't like work clothes very much, and he doesn't wear them except when going out for work, so he probably took them off already."
"Oh? Why is this?" Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, "What a pity."
What the hell, did this young man come here just to see Onto Asaba in work clothes?
No longer teasing this colleague, Osamu Dazai opened the door and walked in. Sure enough, as he said, you can see him when you go in. Onto Asaba is applying makeup to the newly arrived corpse, and the pale face of the corpse makes the color even more vivid. Conspicuous and strange looking, Osamu Dazai leaned over and quietly embraced Onto Asaba from behind.
"surprise."
Asaba Onto raised his head and took a look at Osamu Dazai, "Welcome back."
"What, don't be afraid at all." Osamu Dazai lay on his back and closed his eyes, "Wenren, you are so boring. In this place, there are only corpses besides you. Suddenly there is something pressing on your body, which is easy to associate with Go to the ghost, and you don't even have a heartbeat, it's so boring."
"Don't act like a spoiled child." Asaba Onto said in a gentle voice, "I touched a corpse with my hand, you probably don't want me to touch you like this."
"So I'll just hold you, and you don't move." Osamu Dazai muttered, "I heard people outside say that you are wearing a black suit, although it is work clothes, but it is black, Wenren, let me see, I want to see what you look like in a black suit."
Onto Asaba sighed, "I see, I will wear it later, let me go first."
"I told you not to move." Dazai Osamu yawned, "I didn't sleep for several days before, and I didn't feel sleepy at all. After seeing you just now, I started to feel sleepy for no reason."
"Let me hold you for a while."
Onto Asaba took off his gloves, "Are you sleepy? Go there and sleep for a while?"
Opening his eyes slightly, Osamu Dazai glanced at the direction that Onto Asaba was pointing to. There was a very simple bed in the corner. It must be uncomfortable to lie on. A damp coat on the lower body.
"Do you have clean clothes?"
Sleeping in a wet suit on a bed that looks so uncomfortable must be torture!
The person in front stopped in his tracks. He stood under the dim streetlight and turned his head. Osamu Dazai could see the light shining on him, and he could see the clear and gentle eyes in those blue eyes as always.
He left without any worries, he...in fact, he doesn't care about everyone here at all.
"Dazai?" Onto Asaba looked at him, "Aren't you asleep?"
"Didn't you agree to let me be your guide?" Osamu Dazai lowered his head, with Onto Asaba's white coat under his right arm, his voice was very soft, but it was unusually obvious in this quiet night, "Eat You plan to leave after curry, isn't it a bit too heartless."
Onto Asaba stood on the spot, "Do you think I will leave?"
"Don't lie to me, are you going to leave? Do you think I can't feel it?" Osamu Dazai's voice was cold, he raised his head, his kite-colored eyes were very clear, he didn't feel sad or hold back, as if from the very beginning I understood and accepted that this happened.
"It's different from three years ago, Wen Ren, we've been together for a year, whether it's work or life, I already know you better than you think, and I know very well whether you really want to leave."
Onto Asaba looked at him, and he nodded after a while, "I'm really thinking about whether to change to a new environment."
"So you just leave like this, completely ignoring everyone, which is actually right, after all, that's what you did in the port mafia." Osamu Dazai stepped forward, and he threw the white coat in his hand on Onto Asaba, "Go Well, I don't need this thing."
Leave a last memorial?He didn't want to think about this guy at a time like this.
"I thought about whether we should go on like this forever. After all, it seems that everyone in the detective agency is watching a show, and we have never opened up." Osamu Dazai took a step back, "It seems that I am right , at most it can only reach that level, if it goes beyond that, it won’t work.”
"Owned will definitely be lost, I can't keep it, so as long as I haven't owned it, it's not considered lost."
You won't be sad about what you lost.
The moment Dazai Osamu turned around, Onto Asaba grabbed Dazai Osamu's wrist, and because he was caught off guard, Dazai Osamu was dragged back two steps and almost fell to the ground.
"Dazai means you don't want me to be separated from you?" Onto Asaba suddenly said, "Are you angry that I want to leave alone? Can I understand that?"
"What?" Osamu Dazai frowned slightly, "I'm not angry!"
is giving up.
"Then, do you want to go and have a look?" Onto Asaba looked at him, "Change to another environment and another place to see a different scenery. If it's Dazai, I don't mind."
Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, "You want to take my resignation and go wandering with me?"
"You agree, after all Dazai is chasing after him." Onto Asaba put on the white coat that fell on him, he looked exactly the same as usual, it didn't look like a rejection or a farewell at all, he It was too easy, so easy to doubt.
Osamu Dazai looked at him, and suddenly wondered if he really didn't see that he was pretending to sleep just now?
"Aren't you going to ask my opinion?" Osamu Dazai blinked.
As soon as the words fell, Osamu Dazai suddenly opened his eyes wide. He felt his feet loosen, as if he had fallen into the bottom of the water. He lowered his head, but what he saw was the empty sky. Onto Asaba was holding his wrist, but they It does float in the air, and...it doesn't look like Yokohama.
what is this? !
"I'm sorry." Asayu Wenren's green eyes were a little gentle, and they landed rapidly, "I don't accept all opinions except this."
"Want to give up? No."
asshole!
……
In the cold and silent room, incandescent lamps hung on the roof to illuminate the entire room. On the mortuary table in the middle was a female corpse. It seemed that she had experienced a very strong impact and her face was partially damaged.
"I heard that the girl was only 17 years old and she committed suicide by jumping off a building." The colleagues Sangtoku Kaiko and Asaba Onto, who brought the body over, gossiped, "I don't know what stimulated me, I heard that she committed suicide before, but was stopped by her parents In the end, two days after the wrist was cut, he jumped off the building and died on the spot."
Onto Asaba looked at the wound on the girl's wrist, "The vertical wound really doesn't seem to leave room for me."
"That's right, what a pity, she's at the same age as a flower." Xiangde Haizi sighed, "The family members hope to restore her to the way she was when she was alive as much as possible. This is her photo."
Onto Asaba took the photo and looked at it. The girl in the photo was standing in the sun smiling like a flower, with the youthful vigor unique to her age, and she wanted to restore her to this appearance.
"is it okay?"
"You can try it." Onto Asaba nodded.
Xiangtoku Haizi breathed a sigh of relief, then patted Asaba Onto's shoulder, and said in a cheerful voice, "I knew you could do it!"
It has been almost a year since he came to this world. His new job is an mortician, responsible for making up the dead and other bits and pieces. Most importantly, most importantly, he and Osamu Dazai got separated.
It doesn't seem to be considered separated, after all, Dazai Osamu was indeed with him when he arrived here, but Dazai Osamu had a great curiosity about this world.
So he ran away, saying that he would come back after playing enough.
About a week ago, they lost contact. Before losing contact, Osamu Dazai told him that he had a good time and didn't need to pay attention to him. He would go back soon.
I don't know who to hurt.
"Asaha-kun! I need to trouble you with something!" Haizi Xiangde, who had just left, returned again, "That's right, there was a murder case in a coffee shop. After the case was solved, the family members just notified us. The corpse was brought to the funeral home, there is not enough manpower, it seems that only you and I are here, can we go together?"
Onto Asaba glanced at the corpse on the morgue, then nodded, "Okay, no problem."
"It's really helpful, thank you Asagi-kun." Xiangde Haizi heaved a sigh of relief, "Remember to wear work clothes, I'll go drive."
Onto Asaba walked out of the room, put his work clothes on his body, and then got into the car driven by Haizi Xiangtoku. Onto Asaba looked up at the time. It was four o'clock in the afternoon, and it would be night soon, so there would be no one at night It will be repaired when it is time, and it will be quieter.
"Today is a good weather." Haiko Xiangtoku talked to Onto Asaba while driving the car, "It happens to be summer vacation, girls will wear kimonos to go to the fireworks festival, it's great, I really want to have a fragrant and soft Soft girlfriend, unfortunately many people in our profession are taboo."
"It's normal for living people to be taboo about death."
"Haha, yes, there's no other way." Xiangde Haizi stopped the car and waited for the red light, "Then, does Asahi-kun have a girlfriend?"
Onto Asaba thought for a while, "No."
"Oh? Really? You don't even have a girlfriend Asaha-kun. Obviously Asaha-kun is so handsome and talented. If you didn't do this job, there must be a lot of girls chasing you."
No, no.
Asaba Wenxin thought, so far, there is only one man named Dazai Osamu who can have a relationship with him.
This is not a professional problem, it is simply his problem.
It seemed that Onto Asaba did not answer, and Kaiko Xiangtoku thought that he had touched Onto Asaba's pain point, so he coughed and changed the subject.
"Today is another homicide case. How do I feel that there are more and more homicide cases recently? Mihua Town is not a big place. Why is there a homicide case every day these days?"
Onto Asaba looked at him, "Has there been more murders?"
"The ratio is much higher, just like the God of Plague is coming, the ratio of homicide cases received by our funeral parlor is also increasing." Xiangde Haizi clicked his tongue, "It's too cruel."
But no matter how cruel, the work that should be done is still to be done. Onto Asaba and Kaiko Xiangtoku came to the scene. Because of the special work of the funeral home, they wore black suits and white gloves. They looked a little solemn and dignified. Haizi took a look at the corpse, then heaved a sigh of relief and told Qian Yuwenren.
"There is no damage to the face, all you need is makeup, and I'll leave it to you."
"Yeah." Onto Asaba responded casually.
On the other hand, Suzuki Sonoko, who came to drink coffee with Ran and Conan but accidentally encountered a murder case, stared at Onto Asaba, and felt her heart pounding when she saw Onto Asaba's face.
"Hey, Xiaolan, look!" Suzuki Sonoko called Xiaolan in a low voice, "Look at that man, he's so handsome!"
"Blonde hair, blue eyes, do you think he is British? But he looks like an Asian."
Conan frowned slightly. He looked in the direction Suzuki Sonoko was pointing at, and the moment he saw the person, he twitched the corners of his mouth, "Hey, Sister Sonoko, don't just point at someone to strike up a conversation."
"What's the matter? What do you little brat know?" Suzuki Sonoko looked at Conan disdainfully.
"Sister Yuanzi, take a good look. That brother is an employee of the funeral home. That's their employee uniform. He probably came here for the body of the young lady who was killed just now."
"Funeral home?!" Suzuki Sonoko was startled. He looked at Onto Asaba, and then watched them begin to dispose of the corpse, so it was really an employee of the funeral home. Suzuki Sonoko turned pale, and finally sat down and drank it as if he had been defeated. Had a cup of coffee.
After finally meeting a good-looking man, he turned out to be an embalmer.
"Yuanzi, don't do this, it's very rude." Xiaolan whispered to her, "And, don't delay her work."
"I know, of course I know these things." Suzuki Sonoko sighed regretfully, "I originally wanted to introduce Xiaolan as her boyfriend when I got to know him better, but since he is an embalmer, let it go."
Conan twitched the corner of his mouth slightly. Has this garden not given up on introducing a new boyfriend to Xiaolan?
"Yuanzi, don't be like this, I already have Shinichi." Xiaolan looked at her friend helplessly, "It's time for us to leave."
"Then let's go, really, I finally came out to play once and encountered a murder case." Suzuki Sonoko stood up, "Let's go to the next place to play, I also bought a night ticket for the playground!"
Conan sighed and followed them away. When he walked to the door of the coffee shop, Conan turned his head and glanced at the car parked at the door. The two young men in employee uniforms were carrying the body to the car. The nympho Suzuki Sonoko has been looking at the dead body.
That location... is it a wound?
As if aware of the sight here, the man turned his head and took a look here, and he and Conan looked at each other almost instantly.
The man looked at him, nodded to him after a moment, then closed the car door and left.
Conan tilted his head, shrugged, turned and followed Xiaolan and Sonoko.
It is estimated that the wound needs to be repaired, right?It is said that the mortician needs to do this kind of work.
All the way to the amusement park, there is still half an hour before the opening time of the night show. Yuanzi and Xiaolan took a look at the time and decided to wait here. Yuanzi saw the ice cream stand and ran over with Xiaolan. Conan was left alone on the bench shaking his legs.
At this time, Conan felt someone sitting next to him.
He turned his head and saw a young man sitting there. The young man was wet all over, and the bandages wrapped around his body were tightly attached to his body. Water drops dripped down his coat. He seemed to be Fiddled with the phone that was in the water, and kept mumbling why it couldn't be turned on.
What a strange person, performance art?
Osamu Dazai blinked, he looked to the side, the kid just looked at him strangely, as if he was judging whether he was a bad person or not.
"Hello." Osamu Dazai reached out his hand to greet Conan, "Little friend, where is your adult?"
Traffickers? !
Conan sat aside, "They are buying ice cream next to them, and they will be back soon, what's wrong with you, big brother? It didn't rain today, did it?"
"This, of course, is because I was making a great attempt just now, which was the 32nd ring of my suicide plan, but unfortunately the river is too shallow to drown me, and I was kicked out by the uncle of the park." Osamu Dazai felt wronged Holding the mobile phone, "Little friend, do you think your adults will agree to lend me the mobile phone? I am so pitiful."
I didn't hear the pitiful taste from the words just now!
suicide?Or the river in the park?This is not pity, it is self-inflicted!
"Ah, by the way, I'm here to find someone. He told me that he was in Mihua Town before, kid, have you seen him?" Osamu Dazai took out a photo from his pocket. It was flooded, but Conan noticed that the photos the man had taken out were well waterproofed.
Compared with this person who is so terrible, this photo doesn't look good.
Glancing at the person in the photo, Conan blinked, "Huh? This person is not..."
"Ah? The embalmer just now?" Suzuki Sonoko blinked at the photo after returning from buying ice cream. She didn't pay attention to what happened to this person at all, but just stared at the photo, "Xiao Lan, come and see , is it the undertaker from just now?"
Conan noticed that the man in front of Yuanzi was at a loss for a moment when Yuanzi said the mortician, as if he didn't understand the relationship between the mortician and the person in the photo.
"Yes, he is right." Xiao Lan looked at it, "But the undertaker was wearing a black suit, but in the photo he was wearing a white coat, like a doctor."
"Black suit!" Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, "A warm man in a black suit?!"
"Please! Please tell me where Wenren is now! I'm going to see Wenren in a black suit!"
"Uh..." Yuanzi and Xiaolan looked at each other with doubts in their eyes. They finally realized that something was wrong with the young man in front of them. He was wet all over in such a fine weather, and his bare neck and arms were still wrapped. It's strange even if this person is very good-looking.
Conan pretended to be puzzled and said, "If it's an undertaker, it must be at the funeral home. Big brother, do you want to find a nearby funeral home?"
"You're right!" Dazai Osamu thanked Conan seriously, "Thank you little friend, next time you can tell me anything, whether it's helping with homework or cheating in the exam, I can do it! I'll think about changing the test scores. Will agree too!"
"This... this is unnecessary."
"Too generous!" Osamu Dazai stood up, "Then I'm leaving, see you next time."
"Kun Conan."
Edogawa Conan froze for a moment, he raised his head suddenly, but the man had already walked into the crowd, leaving only a string of wet water stains.
Why does that person know his name is Conan?
……
"Black suit, black suit, Onito in a black suit." Osamu Dazai happily rushed over after inquiring about the location of the funeral home. The fact that Onito Asaba was wearing a black suit attracted him more than anything else. .
Whether in the Port Mafia or the Armed Detective Agency, Onto Asaba always wears his white coat, which looks gentle and serious. When he was in the Port Mafia, he tried to make Onto Asaba wear a black coat. It's a pity that it failed. I didn't expect him to compromise so easily here.
Sure enough, it's work!Solemn morticians need to wear black!
The location of the funeral home was very remote, no one came here, and there was nothing parked at the entrance of the funeral home except the car they went out to place the corpse, it looked like a scene from a horror movie.
During the previous journey, Osamu Dazai's body was almost dry, but the wet feeling remained on him. In other words, Osamu Dazai was very uncomfortable now, and he needed to change into new clothes immediately.
As soon as he stepped into the funeral home, a staff member saw him, and the man came out with no expression on his face, "Hello, can we do anything for you?"
Such as transporting corpses, organizing remains and cremation.
Osamu Dazai looked at him, "No."
"No?" The receptionist looked at him suspiciously, and after a while he suddenly realized, "Is it a family member?"
It turned out to be the family of the deceased. Which family member was it?He didn't remember any of the family members of the deceased who agreed to come over at this time.
"It's the family members, but it's not the family members of the deceased." Osamu Dazai passed him, and he looked into the funeral home, "Is Onto Asaba here? I'm coming to find him."
"Huh? Did you come to see Asaba-kun?"
Kaiko Sangtoku, who happened to be passing by, stopped, and looked at Osamu Dazai, "Are you Asaba-kun's friend?"
"It's said to be family members, look at me, don't Wenren and I look like brothers?" Osamu Dazai pointed to himself with a smile on his face, "So that's it, sir, please tell me where Wenren is, I can't wait to meet him now!"
Xiangde Haizi looked at him, "Really? It turned out to be Qian Yu-kun's brother. You and Qian Yu-kun look very different."
Asaba Onto looks gentle and introverted, how could the person who calls himself his brother be so jumpy, and he is wrapped in bandages, right?What an exaggeration!
Although it is somewhat inexplicable, Xiangde Haizi is very self-aware. In a job like theirs, not to mention seeking revenge, even thieves would not come here. Living people have taboos about death, let alone seeing them every day. Everything is dead here.
It is impossible for a normal person to make up a lie that he and an embalmer are brothers.
He took Osamu Dazai into the funeral parlor and went all the way to the dressing room. Haizi Xiangtoku pointed to the room, "Kun Asaba is working inside, you can see him when you open the door, by the way, there are corpses inside, if you mind, I will help you." You call him out."
"No need, no need, it's just a corpse." Osamu Dazai put his hand on the doorknob, and suddenly he stopped as if he remembered something, "By the way, sir, let me ask, is Wenren still wearing work clothes?"
"Huh? Work clothes?" Aotoku Kaiko looked at Osamu Dazai strangely, "Asaba-kun doesn't like work clothes very much, and he doesn't wear them except when going out for work, so he probably took them off already."
"Oh? Why is this?" Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, "What a pity."
What the hell, did this young man come here just to see Onto Asaba in work clothes?
No longer teasing this colleague, Osamu Dazai opened the door and walked in. Sure enough, as he said, you can see him when you go in. Onto Asaba is applying makeup to the newly arrived corpse, and the pale face of the corpse makes the color even more vivid. Conspicuous and strange looking, Osamu Dazai leaned over and quietly embraced Onto Asaba from behind.
"surprise."
Asaba Onto raised his head and took a look at Osamu Dazai, "Welcome back."
"What, don't be afraid at all." Osamu Dazai lay on his back and closed his eyes, "Wenren, you are so boring. In this place, there are only corpses besides you. Suddenly there is something pressing on your body, which is easy to associate with Go to the ghost, and you don't even have a heartbeat, it's so boring."
"Don't act like a spoiled child." Asaba Onto said in a gentle voice, "I touched a corpse with my hand, you probably don't want me to touch you like this."
"So I'll just hold you, and you don't move." Osamu Dazai muttered, "I heard people outside say that you are wearing a black suit, although it is work clothes, but it is black, Wenren, let me see, I want to see what you look like in a black suit."
Onto Asaba sighed, "I see, I will wear it later, let me go first."
"I told you not to move." Dazai Osamu yawned, "I didn't sleep for several days before, and I didn't feel sleepy at all. After seeing you just now, I started to feel sleepy for no reason."
"Let me hold you for a while."
Onto Asaba took off his gloves, "Are you sleepy? Go there and sleep for a while?"
Opening his eyes slightly, Osamu Dazai glanced at the direction that Onto Asaba was pointing to. There was a very simple bed in the corner. It must be uncomfortable to lie on. A damp coat on the lower body.
"Do you have clean clothes?"
Sleeping in a wet suit on a bed that looks so uncomfortable must be torture!
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