my husband is crazy

The eldest wife of the Qin family and the second wife entered the room, and the first thing they saw was the two boys bent over and sticking out their buttocks. Ling Xiran blamed Qin Buchuan: "Why don't you hold the biscuit box properly, Chouchou will hurt!"

Qin Buchuan lifted the box and picked up the bird, Ling Xiran took the box and stuffed the cotton cloth back into the box, the eldest lady took a step forward, stretched her head, and let out a sound of surprise, her tone was extremely flattering.

The eldest lady screamed: "Where did this bird come from? It looks really ugly."

Ling Xiran and Qin Buchuan turned their heads in unison, the two little boys also disliked the ugly bird, but since they both thought the bird was their own, it was fine for them to dislike the ugly, and it was unbearable for others to say it was ugly.

The eldest wife just said something, and didn't care about the eyes of the two little boys staring at her. She pulled the veil, and the second wife grabbed her son and came forward. The eldest wife also recruited her two sons like a dog. .

The three boys Shaoyuan, Shaofeng, and Baosheng have stopped crying, and their voices are also hoarse, so they stopped crying.Qin Buchuan put the bird back into the biscuit box, Ling Xiran hugged the box, and Qin Buchuan stared at the three boys curiously, not understanding what happened.

The eldest wife looked at the second wife, and said coldly, "Now I'm here with Brother Chuan. Brother Chuan didn't participate in their fight, so he wouldn't tell lies. I'll ask, do you have any opinions?"

The second wife of the Qin family, whose surname is He and whose name is Xiaowan, although her name is graceful but not graceful, has a sharp voice, and is the most embarrassing.The eldest lady has cold eyebrows and cold eyes, her face is not her face, her eyebrows are not her eyebrows, her eyes are slanted, and her mouth is also slanted, in a way that is almost out of a face.

He Xiaowan tilted her facial features and said sharply: "Brother Chuan, tell me, what's going on? Why did Baosheng fight with Shaoyuan and Shaofeng? How could he fight with two people alone? Didn't Shaoyuan and Shaofeng make the first move?"

"Hey—" The eldest lady immediately crossed her waist, pointed at the second wife, and the two of them met each other, which was a sign of a verbal battle.

Ling Xiran thought it was noisy, Qin Buchuan looked at Shaoyuan and the boys curiously: "What's the matter, how can I see that you all have slap marks on your face?"

Shao Yuan and the others looked at him very angrily, Shao Yuan said: "When did you slip away? Didn't I say, Brother Chuan, you just watched us fight and didn't come to persuade us?"

Qin Buchuan tilted his head and smiled innocently, pointing to Ling Xiran who was holding the biscuit box: "But I didn't try to persuade you to fight, I'm not the only one who slipped away, why don't you take it easy, brother. "

After Shaoyuan and the others heard this, they went to look at Ling Xiran again. Ling Xiran was looking down at the bird. They only saw a boy with picturesque eyebrows and closed eyebrows. This boy had a snow-white face, picturesque eyebrows, and clean Temperament, they unanimously returned their eyes to Qin Buchuan's face, and said in unison: "Brother Ran must have been abducted by you, but Brother Ran is a good boy."

Qin Buchuan was at a loss for words, he didn't expect his cousins ​​to comment on Ling Xiran in such a way—it really blinded them.

"You fight, you'll be fine after the fight, why did you attract the adults?" Ling Xiran hugged the biscuit box and wanted to leave, but the first wife of the Qin family, the second wife and these young masters blocked the road tightly. He asked the key question.

As soon as he asked, two girls appeared behind the three boys, and the five children looked at each other, and then they explained the whole story with each other.

The fight between Qin Shaoyuan and the three attracted their mother, which can be described as a coincidence.

The mother of three boys, when their fight has come to an end, or when their fight is at its climax, two wives and two wives, start playing cards at eight o'clock in the morning, and play cards until [-]:[-] in the afternoon , Not to mention the beating was so dark that the sky was dark, and the buttocks had not moved in the chair for nearly seven hours. Even lunch was just a cup of tea and two pieces of bread.

Probably because of the seven hours of sedentary, the second wife got up, and after a round of urinating, she was finally able to drain the water. They walked two steps together, covered their heads and swayed, and gave another blow to their buttocks. Sit back on the chair.

The eldest lady covered her mouth and laughed, and got up to see the second wife, she got up together, her pale face was also dizzy for a while, now no one laughed at the other, drank some warm water, put on a coat, and helped each other to the back garden to get some fresh air.

This exposure caught the three fighting boys, Qin Shaoyuan, Qin Shaofeng and Qin Baosheng, and the girls found their backbone when they saw their mother coming, and began to speak ill of each other's brother.When the eldest wife saw that her two sons' hair was messed up like a bird's nest, their clothes were wrinkled into rags, and there were a few more spots on their faces, she was very upset.

The second wife and the three boys scanned it. His son had a small bun-like bruise on the left eye of his face, and another one on the right. It looked very much like the black and white bear[1], an animal brought from the southwest.

After thinking about it, the second wife trembled angrily, put her hands on her hips, and turned into a teapot, pointing at the eldest wife: "Mu Shuqin, look at your two good sons beating my son, they are really promising, and they can do two dozen!" The more you bully the less!"

Seeing that her son was fine, the eldest wife breathed a sigh of relief, thinking who would tell her to give birth to a son, but she was still polite on the face, trying to expose the matter lightly and delicately: "This boy, just playing around Fighting is also very common, if you take a nap today, you will be good buddies tomorrow, brothers and sisters, why are children fighting so obsessively?"

He Xiaowan was so angry that she fell on her back and took a breath of the cool breeze in the suburbs of Tianjin Wei. Looking around, although her son was called Baosheng, he was not as pampered as his only daughter Meili, nor was he as pampered as his youngest son, Guan Geer. It's a cute baby.

At this moment, Baosheng was covered in ashes, with straw hair and a bad face. The second wife got angry and slapped her son: "You trash! Can't you run away if you can't beat him? No!" Did you see that they are two brothers, did you not see that they picked you up and deliberately beat you without the help of a brother!"

Qin Baosheng was stunned for a moment by his mother's slap, and after a moment, he burst into tears—he was really wronged in his heart, and felt that his slap was worse than Dou E's.

The second wife's words made the eldest wife frown, and the eldest wife was quite sensible, she stepped forward to stop the second wife: "That's right, brothers and sisters, you can't beat the child, what if you break it."

The two boys, Qin Shaoyuan and Qin Shaofeng, just now had a fight with Qin Baosheng that was evenly matched, and could not be said to have won. Seeing Qin Baosheng crying now, they didn't take it seriously. The two of them didn't want to do their homework this morning. He was slapped, so he didn't sympathize with Qin Baosheng at all.

Not only did the two brothers not sympathize, but they also followed their mother and made faces at Qin Baosheng, thinking that they had won.

The eldest wife turned her head, and the grimaces of the two sons caught her eyes, and the eldest wife's sense of reason was at an end. Apart from anything else, the two sons slapped each other, causing Shaoyuan and Shaofeng to howl in unison, and the two girls All were silent while watching, the three elder brothers cried like old birds, and the two wives complained to each other after beating their sons.

In the end, they quarreled and quarreled. From the words of the two daughters, it turned out that there were two boys who were also here at the beginning. Counting the cause of the incident-Qin Buchuan asked them to come and dig out the eggs.

The two wives complained to Qin Buchuan a little bit, not really complaining, but they also used their brains to think about how Qin Buchuan slipped so fast.

"Brother Chuan." The eldest wife said seriously, "Just tell me the whole thing from beginning to end."

Qin Buchuan raised his face, his face was set off by the ashen-faced Qin Shaoyuan and the other three, which was white and clean. Qin Buchuan blinked, and his eyes exuded a pure brilliance.This innocent Qin Buchuan told the story from the beginning to the end with a naive smile. Ling Xiran listened, what he said was impartial, fair and objective.

The first wife and the second wife listened carefully, and after listening to it, they both felt that the cause was too small to explain, and they both felt that it was the fault of the other child.So the two wives began to criticize and scold Huai again, this time Ling Xiran squeezed out of the room holding the biscuit box, with a headache, a real headache.

Are these two wives a frog?

In the evening, all the masters gathered in the old lady's room for dinner. Ling Xiran looked at the bird all afternoon and even touched it with his hands. Some pity.Although this bird was ugly, it was just like him - as sick and weak as the young Ling Xiran.

So after dinner, Ling Xiran hurriedly prepared to go back to his room to see his little bird.

The eldest wife and the second wife got up and went back to the room behind him. The two players still ignored each other, and the children of the two families no longer cared about the afternoon's affairs.After eating, I forgot the hatred, not to mention that it can't be called hatred, but because of my mother's stinky face, I didn't dare to say hello to the other party, but when I left, I winked at each other and expressed that I wanted to reconcile Mind.

Ling Xiran went back to the room, and the biscuit box was placed on the bedside. He sat on the bed and picked up the box to look inside. The little bird chirped and chirped after getting enough sleep. He raised his head to ask the servant to make millet. The eyeballs are just right.

Ling Xiran kept his mouth half-open, and with this posture——let out a long "hiss—" sound, and hiccupped again, completely frightened.

Qin Buchuan poked his head out, and put his finger in to tease the bird. The bird took his finger like a bug and pecked it, but it didn't hurt, which made Qin Buchuan think it was fun and refused to leave.

After playing this game, the two boys fell asleep together. They yawned. Ling Xiran took off his socks and wanted to wash his feet and brush his teeth to go to bed. give it to me."

The servant brought in hot water. Ling Xiran soaked his feet in the hot water and let out a comfortable breath. Holding the biscuit box and his bird in his arms, he glanced at Qin Buchuan: "My bird, why should I give it to you? If you want to sleep, go back to sleep quickly."

Qin Buchuan was not angry, but just looked at Ling Xiran: "Aren't you blushing, you said you are more sensible than me, I am ashamed for you."

After Qin Buchuan finished speaking, he expected that Ling Xiran was a reckless child who was different from his appearance, so he didn't have high hopes for the offensive power of these words, but after he finished speaking, Ling Xiran's face slowly turned red.Ling Xiran has a snow-white complexion, and this redness is quite obvious.

The author has something to say:

The bird turned to the eldest lady: You are the one who looks ugly!Your whole family is a jerk!

[1] Black and white bear: both pandas. In 1869, a French scholar came to China to investigate biological resources in Sichuan, and named the "Panda" "Black and White Bear".Two years later, zoologists made further investigations and found that it belonged to the panda family, and named it "Panda".