my husband is crazy

Ling Xiran thought about it, he was the child of a dog who had never seen a dog before, and his grandma loved him so much that he didn't let animals get close to him, fearing that animal hair would enter his respiratory tract, and was also afraid of dogs. Ah cat will scratch him.

"Big yellow dog, a very fat big yellow dog with meat all over its belly." Qin Buchuan said in a nonchalant manner, and hummed a little babbling tune as he spoke.

Ling Xiran has never raised cats or dogs, but he has seen children, big and small, newborns, babies of a few months, and children over one and two years old, his house is full of them.

His two aunts naturally couldn't have so many babies, but the two uncles had quite a few concubines. Each concubine gave birth to one, and several babies were born concentratedly in the family for a period of time.

When these babies are clean and cute, he will take a look at them, and these little babies will start to babble and babble softly, as if they are singing or they don’t know what they are enjoying themselves.

Qin Buchuan was nine years old, and now he was humming and singing in his arms. He stroked his back, overlapping this kid with those clean and lovely babies.

Even though he is not old, he is just a kid, and Qin Buchuan is not really a baby, but he has pity for the cubs from the bottom of his heart.

"Brother Chuan." Ling Xiran stopped patting Qin Buchuan's back, gently touched the marks left by the whipping, and suddenly thought, if Brother Chuan's parents don't like him, don't beat him either. Let Brother Chuan raise him!He may have a bad temper, but he will treat this child well!

Accompanied by such thoughts, Ling Xiran suddenly rushed into his heart with two emotions that should not appear at the same time, sadness and joy. He hugged the little boy and said softly: "Brother Chuan, I told you to be my puppet before." Brother, I'm not lying to you, or just kidding, I really want to be your brother. I became your brother, so you will have a companion by your side, and someone will protect you in the future. "

"Have a companion?" Qin Buchuan was honestly hugged by Ling Xiran, his chubby face was pressed against the little brother's thin chest, the flesh on his face was squeezed flat, his voice came out, and it first shook Ling Xiran's naked chest Before, "Aren't we also companions now?"

"Different."

"What's the difference?"

"I'll be your brother, and you'll be my younger brother. We're brothers. From now on, it's justifiable for me to protect you. In this way, I will protect you, and others will see it for a reason."

Qin Buchuan felt that what Ling Xiran said was nonsense, and he and Ling Xiran were not related, so they were kind of brothers, but he clasped Ling Xiran's thin ribs with a small hand, and said "um".

Ling Xiran was immediately happy, holding him with one hand, and stroking his little face with the other.

In all fairness, his actions are quite like learning how to moles a big girl without a teacher, but he and Qin Buchuan are two children, this action is purely just touching because they like it.

"Then call me brother." Ling Xiran pinched brother Chuan's face, Qin Buchuan got a brother for nothing, he never called his own brother brother, the two always ignored each other.

Now he wanted to call Brother Ling Xiran, he thought about it, and he wasn't embarrassed, but he opened his mouth, and before calling out, he suddenly asked: "You have become my brother, will you play with me from now on?"

After hearing this, Ling Xiran corrected him seriously: "I have to stay at your house until eighteenth before I can leave. I will definitely accompany you, but not always to play with you. I also want to teach you how to learn." Ling Xiran, the older brother It can be said that he took office so quickly, he had already thought about being an older brother for others, and he had to teach his younger brother well, even the matter of teaching Qin Buchuan was shaken out of his mind.

Qin Buchuan listened to the sound and didn't pay attention to learning two words. He realized that Ling Xiran would stay with him at his house for at least many years, so he happily shouted loudly: "Brother!"

Ling Xiran felt disgusted that the shouting was not good enough. He liked soft and lovely voices, so he became picky: "Sound softer, don't be so loud, it hurts my ears."

Qin Buchuan closed his eyes, and let out a "bah", thinking that this brother has a lot of troubles, he put his hands on Ling Xiran's waist, blatantly ignored the freshly baked elder brother, and said concisely: "Sleep, sleep!"

After Qin Buchuan fell asleep, he seldom slept until the sun was up.Ling Xiran didn't seem to sleep much, and it seemed that her schedule was too regular to change. She was used to getting up at [-] o'clock and rarely got up past [-] o'clock.

When he got up, he enjoyed playing casually without being supervised at first, and after enjoying it for two days, he spontaneously resumed the habit of reading and practicing calligraphy in the morning and studying foreign language in the afternoon.Qin Buchuan had absolutely no objection to him learning this way by himself, but if Ling Xiran started to learn, he would definitely catch Qin Buchuan and study together.

Qin Buchuan didn't like to study, but liked to play with girls all over the yard. Ling Xiran grabbed him to study, and the reason was very good: "I'm your older brother now, and if you are a younger brother, you have to submit to my discipline."

Qin Buchuan only gave him two supercilious eyes, and said on the spot: "Then let's break up the brotherhood now!"

When he said this, Ling Xiran rolled his eyes angrily, feeling that he had fed the dog out of kindness, but when he got angry, he thought again, he must be able to withstand the naughtiness of his naughty younger brother to be a qualified older brother.

As for Qin Buchuan's severing of ties, he only thought of Qin Buchuan as farting, and never took it seriously. When he said something that night, he took it seriously and wanted to be a good brother to others seriously and for a long time.

But not to mention anything else, this good brother, the old lady admits that she has a heart. After watching Ling Xiran press Qin Buchuan twice to study, she found that Ling Xiran has a strong self-learning ability, and her own learning is very effective, but her teaching ability is hard to describe.

The two times the old lady watched, the fair and objective evaluations all depended on Qin Buchuan's intelligence and self-study ability. Otherwise, with Ling Xiran's teaching methods, a stupid child would only become more stupid the more he taught. .

But Ling Xiran did what he said, he said he would be Qin Buchuan's brother, he said he would teach him, and he never broke his promise.Qin Buchuan was pressured by him to get up early and study for five years. In the past five years, it can be said that he loved and hated this unrelated elder brother.

I love his company, I love them sleeping on the same bed with each other hugging each other at night, I am no longer lonely in my heart, but I also hate Ling Xiran's diligence, you must know that Qin Buchuan is born with a playful personality.

At the end of the spring of the 18th year of the Republic of China, at 07:30 in the morning, Ling Xiran sat at the table and read the newspaper.With a bitter face, Qin Buchuan imitated a word and imitated the appearance of a monkey scratching its ear and cheek.

Ling Xiran turned the pages of the newspaper, took a sip of coffee, and suddenly laughed softly. Qin Buchuan didn't drink coffee, but took a big sip of milk with sugar.

Losing the pen, he ran behind Ling Xiran, lay down on him, and put his arms around Ling Xiran's neck: "Brother Ran, why are you laughing? What's new?"

He asked, and he didn't need to wait for Ling Xiran to answer. When he glanced at the newspaper, he saw the headline. It was about the graduation of the first batch of students from Nankai Girls' High School. The headmaster Zhang Boling said such words to the graduating female students.

When you get married in the future, take care of your husband and raise your children, you should help your husband to be a public and a country, and don’t ask your husband to get promoted and get rich. If they get promoted and get rich, the first thing they don’t like is you, the original wife.

"Ha!" Qin Buchuan also laughed, he was only thirteen this year, and he hadn't had an ejaculation, so he shouldn't know about those things between men and women, but Ling Xiran was fifteen, and he knew about it when he had an ejaculation when he was fourteen.

Ling Xiran has never taken it seriously since she knew what was going on with this man-woman affair.

Last month, he accepted the appointment of his cousin and took Qin Buchuan to the city club twice.As soon as he stood there, he didn't smile or speak, just stood there coldly, and many men and women posted over.

Some of the people who posted it were enthusiastic and some were indifferent. Facts have proved that the indifferent person was just playing hard to get.When he was about to leave, he immediately took off his indifferent mask, reluctantly asked his home phone number, and asked him to come out to play.

Ling Xiran had stayed in the old suburban house for a long time, and suddenly re-entering the bustling city was a bit awkward - he felt like a bumpkin.

He didn't talk or smile, because he felt that he had always boasted that Wushuang Tianxia was here, and he was a little helpless.For a person like him, to do nothing at all would have seriously hurt his self-esteem.

But his good brother Qin Buchuan, this kid should be just like him, but who knows that because Qin Buchuan is only thirteen, looks tender and cute, and has a childlike face, he is immediately attracted by several older wives. Coaxed aside.

The ladies ordered a lot of soft drinks, cakes, butter and biscuits to feed Qin Buchuan. Qin Buchuan didn't admit that he was born, and sat there happily eating and laughing. How Ling Xiran looked at him, he melted into the bustle and bustle all at once.

Ling Xiran felt uncomfortable, and later he was surrounded by a group of young boys and girls who all wanted to make friends with him, so his self-esteem was satisfied.

And the club is said to be just a place to play, so naturally it is inevitable to encounter men and women having fun.Ling Xiran went there twice, his self-esteem has been saved, and it has risen to a higher level. He firmly believes that Ling Xiran is a treasure in the world who loves flowers and blooms when he sees everyone.

The only 15-year-old treasure in the world ran into someone playing that thing, and naturally became restless at night.He and Qin Buchuan were used to sleeping together with their buttocks naked, so that night they unconsciously hugged his younger brother Xiao Chuan and came out, and he was in a daze when he came out, feeling ashamed.

Qin Buchuan's words were half-hardened by his rubbing, and he hugged her and groaned, "Brother Ran, it's hard, brother Ran? Brother!"

Shocked by the shout, Ling Xiran lowered his head to study Brother Chuan's gadget carefully. It was a clean and immature thing. It wasn't dirty when he looked closely, and a small stick of pink was clean even for him.

That's why Ling Xiran groped it carelessly, without any skill, and said in his mouth: "Brother Chuan, I remember you belong to the horse, so you are only thirteen, you are hard... hard ball? "

Qin Buchuan felt pain and pleasure from being masturbated by his brother who he loved and hated, and he moaned, "I belong to the donkey!"

Ling Xiran laughed as soon as he heard it, Qin Buchuan was a kid who howled especially when things happened, and he knew it was a habit he got from being beaten by his parents when he was young.But when he pressed him to study, the kid rolled on the ground and howled, he endured his temper twice and then he couldn't bear it anymore, often when Qin Buchuan howled, he would call him a little donkey.

"You still hold grudges." Ling Xiran sneered, but Qin Buchuan suddenly twitched, and Ling Xiran felt his hands wet, and a warm liquid flowed out of his hands.

He lowered his head, and the faint smell of disgust entered the tip of his nose. Qin Buchuan breathed a sigh of relief and lowered his head, and then he and Ling Xiran both raised their heads. They looked at each other, and Qin Buchuan said awkwardly: "Hey, I How did you wet the bed?"

With a flick of his hand, Ling Xiran turned over and stood up, straddled Qin Buchuan with his long legs, jumped out of the bed and went straight to the bathroom.

Qin Buchuan also turned over and lay on his back on the bed. He didn't urinate much, only a little, and Ling Xiran took it all in his hands.The running water from the faucet in the bathroom was rushing, and Qin Buchuan knew that Ling Xiran was frantically soaping with an expression of wanting to die, and thinking about it, he giggled and laughed like a trembling flower.

The author has something to say:

Zhang Boling is indeed a real person, an educator in the Republic of China, the founder and president of Nankai University.This news is also true, a real event, but other things in this article are fictional -v-!

To popularize science, boys, little boys, have not reached the age of nocturnal emission, but if they rub there, they will also have false erections. They will not have snake essence, but they will have false snake essence. It makes sense that I can't control my lower body ==!