The system is forcing me to do it every day

In the beginning, Xi Ran was just an ordinary sophomore nerd student, who just stayed in the dormitory playing games and reading novels when he was not in class, but he was good at RP, and he met a good Chinese roommate and often helped him cook meals.

Song Yi is a rare good brother. Every time it's time for dinner and sees him playing games, he will ask, "Would you like to make a copy for you?"

"Yes!" Xi Ran cheered, hurriedly washed the lunch box and handed it to him, with wide watery eyes and a grateful expression on his face.

Song Yi smiled and raised his hand to stroke his head, feeling like pampering a small animal.

The rest of the roommates expressed dissatisfaction, "Why are you only treating Xi Ran so well? Are you brothers?"

Song Yi put his arms around his shoulders and said with a smile: "envy, jealousy, who made Xiao Ranran my queen. Go away, you little maids."

Xi Ran thinks that although his college life is a bit sluggish, at least he has a relaxed and happy life. Why was he selected by the system to do the task? The person selected is blind, right?

The system actually said: "Judging from the data, you are very likely to be bent."

Xi Ran retorted angrily: "What the hell? Labor and management are straight!"

The system is indifferent: "If it's straight, no matter how hard you break it, it will just break. What are you afraid of?"

Xi Ran was apprehensive: "What if it's broken?"...It can't be that it's hung up, right?

The system just said hehe, and didn't respond to any questions later.

Xi Ran scratched her head impatiently.Fuck!Is it bent and swollen when you break it?To bend or not to bend, that is the question!

The system will find him, of course not randomly.Because, Xi Ran has an extremely beneficial attribute——

Rotten man.

As the name suggests, he is a man who is very keen on YY male CP and BL control.But rotten men are easily misunderstood by others. Xi Ran has been secretly engaging in underground parties, never daring to let others know, even to rotten women.

Usually, when he hears a few girls excitedly discussing the emperor's attack on Tsundere, he can only maintain a cold face, but God knows, there are already a large group of villains dancing hula in his heart!

Even if some gossip boys come to ask him what he thinks about BL.Xi Ran spit out the standard answer with a serious face - no objection, that's someone else's business.

But in my heart I was yelling hungrily: Madan!Labor and management disconnected from the Internet in the middle of the GV download last night? !

so……

And according to the system's explanation, its mission is to maintain world peace o(╯□╰)o.Now that novels are popular, countless cannon fodder in the world of online literature has accumulated deep resentment, and the aura of the protagonist is too strong, destroying the balance of the world.So...their solution is to find someone to dismantle the CP, destroy the protagonist's career and love, and let the cannon fodder relax a little.

Xi Ran was speechless: "Then why are you breaking up with the male lead?"

The system is very calm: "If you have the ability to destroy other people's careers, you can try it too." Very obvious ridicule...

Xi Ran raised his hand again: "I can hook up with the heroine."

The system snorted coldly: "Appearance IQ talent temperament, tell me, which one of you can beat the male lead?"

Xi Ran choked hard, and retorted: "Isn't it more difficult to break up the male lead?" And the sexuality of labor and capital is normal!

The system secretly despised: "The host has a charm bonus, which can confuse the male protagonist and make him short-circuit the brain for a while."

Xi Ran automatically ignored the sarcasm in his words, and asked instead: "Then why not use it on the heroine?"

The system's contempt became more obvious, "I've already said, where did you get the confidence to fight the male lead?"

Xi Ran scratched her hair impatiently.How come there is a very subtle feeling of being crushed by someone's IQ.

Therefore, Xi Ran, who had no choice but to resist, brought a system plug-in to tear down the CP and ruin the marriage.

Before this, Xi Ran had already experienced five worlds, but in fact, he relied on RP the whole time, drifting at low altitude in a daze, barely completing the task.

Although he is a rotten man, he really can't do it if he is asked to fall in love with a man all of a sudden.He just treats the male lead as a very good buddy, like he used to get along with his buddies in college, joking around and showing loyalty, even if he really unintentionally captured the male lead, he only thought it was a cheating charm bonus reason.

In the world, how can there be so many - I regard you as a buddy, but you want to get involved in my shit. (Slapping face unconsciously, it hurts so much.)

***

Chen Ye played games with him for a while before leaving, but not long after, Xu Xiaotong came to ring the doorbell again.Xi Ran wondered, today is really lively.

Xu Xiaotong was the cute girl they intended to send to the boss's bed.A pair of almond eyes, a small cherry mouth, rosy white and delicate skin, and the proud little peaks on the chest, perfectly combined with the angel face and devil figure, which undoubtedly fascinated men.

But this cute girl, as soon as she came up, she slapped Xi Ran's shoulder boldly, giggling: "Hey, buddy! Are you having a good time recently? You haven't hung up yet."

...Yes, this is a product of a girl with a soft appearance and a man at heart. She talks about buddies and guys, people who are more manly than female men. Can't refute it, right? His appearance does have the capital of pride, but his personality is a bit lacking.

Xu Xiaotong is also one of Young Master Chu's subordinates, even among the men, he does not lose the slightest bit. The others dare not change their minds, and are also very afraid of her iron sand palm.

Xi Ran rubbed his aching left shoulder, and teased with a wry smile: "Sister Tong's palm technique has improved a lot."

Xu Xiaotong laughed: "Xiao Ran, you are too weak. If you are told to exercise more, you won't listen. Any girl can fuck you."

Xi Ran pouted: "How is it possible, they are not you..."

"Huh? What did you say?"

"No, I said Sister Tong, you are the most beautiful."

The two chatted nonsense, the more they chatted, the happier they became, so much so that Xi Ran almost forgot about cooking.Most of them have tasted Xi Ran's culinary skills once or twice. They are all guinea pigs in the early days of his cooking. They all agree that although they are not as good as five-star chefs, they are already good.

Therefore, Xu Xiaotong happily stayed and helped, begging for a meal.

Normally, Chu Yicheng would have no objection if his subordinates had a meal, but today was an exception. As soon as he came back, he turned on the air conditioner, and the temperature in the whole villa plummeted.Even Sister Tong, who has always been bold, was taken aback.She froze for a moment, carefully observed the boss's Bao Gong's face, and realized something with her female intuition, and flashed away in an instant, before leaving, she curled her lips and smiled gloatingly at Xi Ran: "Take care."

Chu Yicheng was in the company today, and received two reports from his subordinates who were arranged in the villa.

First, Xi Ran plans to give him a beautiful boy.

Second, Xi Ran told Xu Xiaotong that I like you.

It has to be said that the subordinates arranged by Chu Yicheng are very clear about what he wants to hear, and there are no details.These two news almost made Chu Yicheng explode on the spot, his face darkened and his air conditioned, and all the department managers who came to report the progress of the plan later suffered disaster, were scolded bloody, and turned pale.

Chu Yicheng didn't understand, all the signs showed that Xi Ran liked him, why was his behavior so contradictory sometimes?Do you think that homosexuality is against morality and is not tolerated by society?

He was immersed in self-doubt for three seconds, and then came to a conclusion - because now, it doesn't matter whether Xi Ran likes him or not.

The scene of boiling frogs in warm water has been long enough, and it's time to eat.

This meal, Xi Ran was under a lot of pressure, forced to resist the scorching gaze from the male protagonist opposite, and always felt that he was stealing food in class, and just happened to be discovered by the dean...

Xi Ran didn't know where he had offended the male lead, and wanted to make amends, but the first thing he said was: "I'm sorry..."

Before the hero could react, he himself was taken aback. This kind of drama where he apologized before he made a mistake, why is it so like him facing his ex-girlfriend?

But Chu Yicheng's expression became even uglier, and he said coldly, "What are you apologizing for?"

Xi Ran was at a loss: "I don't know."

Chu Yicheng put down his chopsticks, and said flatly, "I thought you were a persevering person, from beginning to end."

Xi Ran: "I..." I'm just that, I've been doing missions for so long!

"Also, don't give me away anymore." Chu Yicheng stared at his face with a meaningful tone.

"Ah?...Oh." Xi Ran scratched his head subconsciously, "So you are angry because of this."

"No."

Chu Yicheng sighed helplessly, took two steps forward, and rubbed the top of his head twice, with the meaning of hating iron for not being steel.Then, he turned around and went upstairs, his back actually looked a bit lonely.

Xi Ran blinked, could it be that he was dazzled?

Xi Ran asked the system.

System: "I've said it all, it's a question of IQ."

Xi Ran: "..." Get fucked!

Fate (ju) luck (qing) always loves to play tricks on others, just now the male lead was not enough, so he started to make trouble again.

The next day, Xi Ran's mother came and wanted to arrange a blind date for her son.

Don't blame Mrs. Xi for being anxious, because he is a rare 25-year-old single dog in this world. From birth to now, he has never been in a relationship. Since college, he has been following Chu Yicheng as a small follower. All the way until now, Peach Blossom Not a single shadow was seen.

Seeing the relatives around her who are the same age as her son, or even younger are getting married and having babies, Mother Xi is very anxious.Last time I was on the phone, I couldn't help asking my son - "Xiao Ran, do you like Young Master Chu?"

Xi Ran was choked with fright, subconsciously glanced at someone sitting on the sofa reading a book, and repeatedly denied: "No! No! Mom, what are you thinking?!"

"It's not crazy thinking, it's because you young people are too troublesome, always talking about love that transcends gender, age and race. You are always clinging to Young Master Chu eagerly, can I not be wrong?"

"Mom..." Xi Ran was powerless.

"Xiaoran, don't think mom is wordy. We can't hold on to Mr. Chu's level. You need to find a virtuous and honest girl." She spoke very earnestly.

"Mom, is the point here? I'm a man! How about a man?!"

"Nonsense, you were born in October of my pregnancy. I don't know if you wear a handle or not? Anyway, you're right, do you understand?"

Dejected, Xi Ran could only nod.My Lafayette can't offend.

Therefore, Xi Ran obeyed Yi's order and obediently came to the coffee shop designated by Xi's mother.They arrived ahead of time, and Ximu wanted to give him all kinds of instructions, telling him what to do and what to do later.

Mother Xi pointed to the strong man behind him and asked: "Who is he? Why do you bring a man on a blind date? Is it to show Mom?"

Xi Ran: "...that's the bodyguard."

Mother Xi was terrified: "Bodyguards? Why are there bodyguards? Damn it, have you broken the law?!"

Xi Ran had no choice but to explain: "No, someone wanted to harm me. Brother Chu was worried, so he arranged for bodyguards."

It took a while for Xi's mother to recover, her eyes were full of meaning, and she was very emotional: "Oh... no wonder you are so fascinated by Young Master Chu."

Xi Ran: "..." I'm already powerless to explain.

Xi Mu: "However, Mr. Bodyguard may scare the little girl. Let him sit at the next table and treat him as a stranger."

Xi Ran nodded and said something to the bodyguard, he immediately turned around and sat down at the next table, as stable as Mount Tai.

Mother Xi glanced again: "Oh, if I were to be 20 years younger, I would have to bow down to Young Master Chu's suit pants."

Xi Ran: "..." Mom, you really didn't graduate from the School of Drama?

He was speechless, turned to Mr. Bodyguard and said, "You can order something to eat, I'll pay the bill together."

The bodyguard smiled innocently: "Mr. Xi, no, I can reimburse you." Just in time, the waiter served him a parfait ice cream fruit tart, which was a big bucket, and he ate it happily.

... Brawny man, are you so girlish, did your mother make you up?