The system is forcing me to do it every day

Xi Ran was dragged to the gathering of the club. I don't know what the original owner thought. He joined an entrepreneurial association. The people in it are more outgoing and lively, and they can speak well. It is completely unimaginable that there is a gloomy boy with a paralyzed face among them.

But those club members didn't seem to see his disinterested face, they kept toasting him, and said that he was so domineering when he fought for wine last time, and he drank all the thousand cups in their club. .

Xi Ran twitched his lips, it seems that the original owner in this association has a completely different appearance, although people have different faces, but you behave so completely different in a school, are you not afraid of what others say?

As soon as he put away a depressed face that couldn't be vomited, he immediately put on an experienced entertainment appearance, smiled and drank glass after glass of wine. Hearing what those people said, he really thought that his body could drink well , but after five glasses of wine, his consciousness began to blur, and he was a little wobbly. It seems that the original owner just pretended to spill it as soon as he drank, right?Otherwise, it must have been mixed with boiled water!

Xi Ran's face was flushed from drinking, his eyes were half-closed, and he looked unconscious. When he turned his head and touched someone, he hugged him tightly, and he didn't say anything.

The other party was also a drunk boy, who was hugged but couldn't use the strength to shake off, struggling uncomfortably and muttering: "I don't want a quilt, I'm hot..."

The rest of the people who were still awake saw it, and they all stood aside and laughed, no one came forward to help separate them.

But after a while, the situation changed. The consultant teacher who was late for the party because of a sudden incident walked into the box, and seeing the messy scene, he couldn't help frowning.

The displeasure in his eyes deepened when he saw the two people who looked like koalas hugging trees by the sofa.

He walked to the side of the president, bowed his head and said a few words, probably because it was very late, and so many people had fallen down, it was not safe, so he decided to end the next reunion.

The president respected this teacher very much, nodded his approval immediately, told everyone, and even asked someone to send the drunk person home nearby.

And this teacher, that is, Jian Yahou, went straight to the sofa where Xi Ran was, forcibly separated him and pulled him up. The blurred Xi Ran's arms were empty, and he waved unhappily. When he met a warm He frowned and leaned forward tentatively, hugging the other person's back to feel the comfort. Finally, he found that the hand felt very good, soft and warm. He smacked his lips in satisfaction and buried his face deeply in the other person's body. In his arms, he took a breath, closed his eyes and fell asleep like a child hugging his beloved puppet.

But he didn't know who he was hugging, otherwise he would have pushed him away.

The last time Jian Yahou dragged him away from the car, somehow she raised her hand and wiped his lips fiercely. The force was so strong that he felt pain, and he couldn't help frowning, wondering: "Why are you crazy?"

Jian Yahou's voice was gloomy, not at all like his usual calm and full of anger, he said coldly: "He just kissed you."

"……so?"

Jian Yahou sneered coldly, a dangerous red light flashed in her eyes, she suddenly pressed down on the back of his neck, lowered her head and kissed him fiercely, occupying every part of his mouth with a sudden surge of momentum, sweeping across his mouth. took all his breath.

His sudden action was unreasonable and unreasonable, and Xi Ran was completely stunned—is he jealous?But obviously he has never shown that he likes him, why suddenly...

What's more terrible is that the familiar mechanical voice sounded in Xi Ran's mind again: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for finding your male lead, please use your actions to enhance your relationship~"

Xi Ran's face was dull, it was Ren Jianya's indulgence, until he was out of breath, and was let go by an unscrupulous professor with a smile, and the other party showed a shameless expression of satisfaction.

At this moment, Xi Ran seems to have foreseen the tragic future of his chrysanthemum.According to the routines of the first three worlds, I found that the fast transmigration part is surprisingly simple and rude, and I completely believe in it—doing is a major element of love. Two people who are harmonious in bed may not necessarily love each other, but two people who do not have a tacit understanding in bed will definitely not go far. !

Although this cannot be said to be the supreme truth, it does have a basis.And Xi Ran has traveled through many times, the three views have been destroyed to the point of pitiful scum, and his sexuality has become more foggy, and it seems that he has become less unacceptable to have a great harmony movement with the male lead.

He even had a very weird feeling. When the two blended together, it seemed to touch the depth of the soul, and there was always a wonderful sense of familiarity.

These male protagonists are obviously different people, but sometimes he unconsciously overlaps them.

And here, Jian Yahou hugged the little koala who was leaning on him, in case he was so drunk that he would fall limp to the ground as soon as he loosened his strength.

He stuffed the man, half hugged and half supported, into his car.The next day was the weekend, so I didn't go back to the school dormitory, and drove directly to Xi Ran's apartment.

Xi Ran's face was sideways, his hair was disheveled, and his brows were slightly frowned. He curled up pitifully on the passenger seat, one hand was still holding on to the corner of Jian Yahou's clothes, and he felt uneasy if he didn't grab something in his hand. .

Jian Yahou smiled, touched the back of his neck soothingly, patted his back, and coaxed softly: "It's okay, I'll be home soon."

Xi Ran changed from his usual cold attitude, and became clingy like a pet, holding on to him in every way, even in the elevator, he hugged Jian Yahou's neck tightly, hanging on him.

Jian Yahou was a little helpless, and didn't push him away, she directly reached out to look for the key in his trouser pocket, but couldn't get it after touching it twice, but Xi Ran was very sensitive when he was touched, her fair and tender face flushed red, drooping. His head was panting, and he murmured: "Don't, don't touch me..."

The soft voice, the powerless refusal, looks more like a refusal to welcome, and the posture is even more charming and alluring, just like the little devil in western mythology that can lead people to fall.

Jian Ya pinched his face with a headache, and warned slightly: "Don't tempt me, or you will suffer in the end."

But Xi Ran couldn't hear clearly at all, he just obeyed his own feeling and twisted his body uncomfortably.

Without realizing it, he was hugged by Jian Yahou, who helped him take a bath and change clothes, and then carried him to the bed and covered him with a quilt.

Jian Yahou saw that he was sleeping soundly, she should be fine, so she turned and left in peace.

When Xi Ran woke up the next day, his memory only stayed at the scene of toasting to each other, and he had no memory of the drunken chaotic state afterwards. Even when he was lying on his own bed, he only thought that some classmate dropped by to see him off.Fortunately for him, the symptoms of the hangover were not very serious. Apart from a little dizziness, there was no splitting headache, nausea, or anything like that.On the contrary, because it was close to noon, his stomach kept growling.

So, Xi Ran washed up casually, went out to the nearby supermarket to buy vegetables, and soon came back humming a little tune and carrying two plastic bags.Put all the ingredients on the cooking table, put the drinks and fruits in the refrigerator, and put the snacks on the coffee table in the living room, and prepare the combat food for playing games in the afternoon.

Today's lunch is different, so I want to treat myself well, cook a lotus root pork rib soup, make steamed sea bass, stir-fried pork with broccoli, and boiled shrimp.

Xi Ran happily ate the meals he made. I have to say that time travel has many benefits. You can learn various skills regardless of the time limit. It is like the vampire article I read before, saying that because life is too long, I have tried everything Only then did she become aloof and omnipotent in the eyes of others.

Think about it, from the vampire's own point of view, the source of omnipotence may be lonely and empty, but when others see it, they still can't help envy—because what that person has is what he doesn't have, but he really wants.

Xi Ran doesn't know if his thoughts will change if he travels like this again, but as far as he is concerned, the flaws are not concealed.

When he was full, he packed up the dishes, jumped happily to the front of the LCD TV, swooped, and lay down on the soft carpet, with a giant long bread pillow under his arm, holding the game controller and having fun. There was a smirk on his face.

Sure enough, it's still a high level of otaku life!

Before he knew it, he played for the whole afternoon, consumed most of the snacks and Coke, and lived a very satisfying life.

He is very cool, but the wretched hot chicken system is not open, and he warns coldly: "Please remember to play a good role, the host, and don't get too addicted to the game, the original owner is not an otaku."

Xi Ran pouted: "Anyway, it's just me, and no one saw it."

System: "That's not okay, what if someone sees it? Wouldn't all the previous efforts be in vain? Darling, I've put up with you playing this whole afternoon, it's already my limit."

Xi Ran snorted: "The game is really fun, otherwise you can try it."

The system directly ignored it, and said indifferently: "The original owner is a sullen young man who is paralyzed on the outside but has no integrity, so you have to do things that suit his personality. Otherwise, if you judge the mission to fail, forcefully leave, and then enter the world of punishment, this time it is not a pervert. The kind of murderer is refreshing."

Xi Ran trembled, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the hairs on his back stood up, feeling very bad.

"Do, what?"

Following the system's reminder, he pulled out the storage box under the bed, and when he opened it to see what was inside, he was about to collapse...

I thought I was just watching porn, but I was too young and too pure...

The system said leisurely like a gift: "You can choose one, even the smallest one."

Xi Ran flushed with anger: "Spicy chicken system! Do you know what this is?!"

System: "Tsk, isn't it just a small prop for human's physical pleasure? Why do you react so much? Don't you often see it in gv?"

Xi Ran was furious, but still couldn't help sneaking a few curious glances, feeling that his three views had been threatened, he put on a decent face, and slapped the lid on his face, so that he couldn't see it.

"That's different, I don't want to use it myself."

The system is puzzled: "Why? Isn't this just like masturbating yourself? It's just for fun."

Xi Ran's eyebrows twitched slightly, completely unable to understand why he was here to explain common sense with a bunch of data.

"Just once, don't you want to give it a try? It's many times more enjoyable than masturbating yourself. If you don't do it, you have to go directly to the even more terrifying punishment world~"

Xi Ran was forced to brainwash by the system for more than half an hour. His brain ached from the noise and he was dizzy. He squatted in a corner with his face buried in his knees and his head in his hands.This can compete with that nagging Tang Seng, Xi Ran has the heart to blow himself up, and he can't kill him yet.

"Damn it! Do it, do it! Is this the head office? Please shut your mouth, Mr. System!"

The system is very pleased: "That's right, kid~ You go, I'll escape first." The headquarters has privacy protection for the host, and generally the system has to go back to its own territory for certain scenes that are not suitable for children.Although they can't see the process, they can know the result based on the data, and it is very clear whether the host has completed the task well.

The original owner is a top-notch sultry man, and an unexplainable aspect is even more bold and shocking.Hehe, this is the body that the spicy chicken system chose for him. It is really for him to have sex, and it will do everything possible.

Although rationality says that this cannot be done, Xi Ran inevitably has a desire to explore, and is very curious that these little things are really the ones who can confuse the little ones?He has never had a chance to see the real thing, but this time he saw multiple species at once, which opened his eyes.

Xi Ran anxiously chose a round gadget, and then crawled into the bed.

But only a few minutes later, someone knocked on the door of his room, with a deep and familiar voice: "Xi Ran? Are you in?"

Xi Ran was immersed in the intense pleasure, but he didn't react for a moment. When the door was opened and creaked, he was completely startled, and the remote control in his hand fell on the bed.

Fuck!Why did the hero come to his house? !And it happens... at this time!

He panicked: "You, get out! Get out!"

Jian Yahou paused, then walked over again, and a worried voice sounded: "What's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

Xi Ran was so anxious that he was about to cry: "It's okay! Get out!"