Little Shou Has Tentacles [End Times]
Chapter 32 Untitled
Liu Si became furious and pushed Xing Yi away, "Go away! Bastard!"
Xing Yi was caught off guard and almost pushed out of bed by him!Xing Yi supported the sheet with his hands to stabilize his body, and then got out of bed.
Xing Yi was not annoyed, and went to the bathroom to wash his hands, and he did not forget to teach Liu Si, "If you need it in the future, you can solve it with your own hands. I have taught you all the methods. You are so smart that you don't need me to do it." Say more."
Embarrassed, Liu Si wrapped himself up tightly with the quilt, including his head!
When Xing Yi came out, she saw Liu Si wrapped in a baby silkworm, and couldn't help laughing.Is this a mess again?
Xing Yi thought about it, probably guessed the reason, but wanted to laugh even more.The corner of Xing Yi's mouth raised, and he almost laughed out loud, "Liu Si, most men's first time is very fast due to various reasons, you will get better, don't worry too much."
Liu Si was still ashamed of being discovered by Xing Yi too soon, but he didn't expect to hear the unexpected joy.Liu Si was dubious, worried that Xing Yi was just comforting him, so he made up a ridiculous story, and asked in a muffled voice, "Really?"
"Of course." Seeing that Liu Si did not resist, Xing Yi slowly lifted the quilt.
Liu Si's little head rested on the pillow, with a particularly innocent expression.
Xing Yi couldn't help but rubbed it, "Stop reading those unnutritious domineering president's articles, Tiantianyiye Qicilang is dying before the end of the world."
Liu Si immediately got to the point, "What about the post-apocalypse?"
"The physical fitness and other aspects of supernatural beings are much better than ordinary people. The high-level ones are probably as crazy as novels." Xing Yi felt a little embarrassed, but still explained the problem very seriously.
"For example you?" Liu Si smiled maliciously, "You are one of the strongest in the base~ Seven times a night, did you solve it in the bathroom behind my back, huh?"
Xing Yi beat Liu Si, the little bastard, to death, and said solemnly: "It is difficult to achieve great things if you are addicted to beauty, you give me a good self-cultivation!"
Liu Si's expression cracked, "It's a natural law for our plants and trees to bloom, you tell me to restrain, what a fart!"
"I don't prohibit you from doing certain things, but I just advise you to be restrained." Xing Yi said sternly, "When it's time to do the task, just don't get stuck in bed."
Liu Si turned around angrily, "Don't worry, my baby will get you up the next day even if I do it 30 times a night!"
"Hehe." Xing Yi's eyes were subtle, obviously he didn't think that Liu Si could talk nonsense 30 times a night, "If you still need it, go to the bathroom to solve it, and if you don't need it, go and wash it for me!"
Liu suddenly blushed, lifted the quilt to cover Xing Yi's head, and ran into the bathroom.Xing Yi replaced the sheets and quilts with new ones, and lay down to rest.
Liu Si originally only planned to take a bath, but when he took a bath, his mind was full of the exciting and wonderful pleasure just now.Washing and washing, Liu Si couldn't help imitating Xing Yi and began to move.
After being released, Liu Si's red lips parted slightly, her winking eyes were like silk, very seductive.Liu Si frowned slightly, a little dissatisfied.What he did was similar to Xing Yi's. Why does the computer always feel that the pleasure is not as good as the first time?
Liu Si struggled in the bathroom for a while, but couldn't figure out why, so he changed his clothes and went out.
The flush on Liu Si's face hadn't gone away, and he was a little more charming than usual, but he didn't realize it.
Xing Yi's eyes darkened, and he silently suppressed the change in his heart.
---
This time Liu Si went on a mission with Xing Yi to deal with the zombies in the occupied base.Before departure, Liu Si obtained several normal plants through special channels and planted them on the land of the space.
"Normal vegetables grow quickly and well in the Yupei space, and the mutant plants will turn back into normal plants. Don't you think it's amazing? There will be more vegetables to eat in the future~", Yupei Jun deliberately guided Liu Si's thinking.
After Liu Si has planted normal plants, he will definitely get some mutated plants to play with, and it will strike first!
However, Liu Si exposed it mercilessly, "I'm a mutant plant, you didn't say it before, just waiting for me to foolishly plant roots in the soil one day, right?"
"What?! Master, what nonsense are you talking about!" Yupei was extremely guilty, but she spoke out with confidence, pretending that it was really wronged.
"Hehe, don't you admit it to death?" Liu Si threw the jade pendant against the wall while holding the rope, "You damn jade pendant! You'd better be extremely hard forever, or I'll smash you to pieces again sooner or later!"
Liu Si was furious and merciless, the sound of "Kang Bang Bang" kept ringing.
Yupei felt her strength rushing out, and her heart ached so much that she had to keep begging for mercy.Although its defensive power is against the sky, it still takes time to recover!Forget it, say something to please him and let him vent.
He didn't believe that Liu Si could beat it for three days and three nights, draining all of its defensive energy!
Liu Si suddenly stopped, not because he lost his anger, but because he smashed a small hole in the wall of Xing Yi's bedroom!The white lime fragments fell to the ground, and the red turning head was exposed on the wall...
Liu Si's heart was so cold that he quickly cleaned up the fallen things, destroyed the corpses, and searched for things in the room.Xing Yi's bedroom is too clean, there is no debris, Liu Si wandered around in other rooms.
Not even a beautiful poster!
With an idea, Liu Si tore off a blank piece of paper, wrote the four characters "Self-cultivation and Nourishment", and taped it to the wall to cover the damage.
I am such a genius!
When Xing Yi came home, he stared at the extremely ugly words in the bedroom for a long time, "What do you want to do?"
"After thinking about it, I think what you said that night is right. I want to be restrained and cultivate my character. I put this piece of paper in my bedroom to remind me all the time!" Liu Si's eyes were firm, and he held Xing Yi's hand, "Xing Yi I will not let you down!"
Liu Si has only seen Chinese characters in books and on TV, and he can recognize and read them, but he has never written them.The one pasted on the wall is Liusi's pinnacle work after many revisions!
"Xing Yi, what expression do you have? Are you disliking me for my ugly handwriting? Do you despise me!" Liu Si imitated the heroine who embroidered an ugly purse in the novel, and started to make trouble for no reason, so he almost asked Do you not love me anymore.
"It's okay, just practice ugly words more." Xing Yi was not fooled, and quickly privately posted the piece of paper, "I want to know more, what did you do when I was not around?!"
The evidence of the crime was exposed, and Liu Si was extremely disturbed.When he was about to die, Liu Si became more courageous, and immediately slipped out of Mr. Yupei, "I didn't do it on purpose, I got this beautiful jade pendant when I was out wandering today, and after playing with it, the wall... I don't know why this jade pendant is so hard, look!"
Liu Si shook his hand heavily, and the jade pendant slammed into the wall, breaking a small piece of the wall.
Xing Yi's face darkened completely, he casually snatched Liu Si's jade pendant and threw it on the ground, picked Liu Si up and went to the bed!
Xing Yi didn't have time to find a stick right now, so he waved his hand and greeted Liu Si's delicate butt, "You little bastard, you know how to cause trouble all day long! I said you will demolish my house sooner or later, In the end, you really demolished my house today!"
"It hurts so much!", Liu Si cried miserably for his father and mother, but none of his tears fell, which made Xing Yi want to beat him to death even more.
Xing Yi didn't play hard at all, but seeing Liu Si getting more and more muddy recently, he couldn't help but want to teach him a lesson.Liu Si is a good boy, his voice is loud, and those who don't know it think how to torture him!
"Okay, stop shouting, don't pretend to be dead." Xing Yi was dizzy from Liu Si's yelling, and threatened with an unswerving expression, "If you dare to mess around again, believe it or not, I will beat you with a stick! "
Liu Si revived with full blood in a second, and put on Xing Yi's cheeky face, "Hee hee, Xing Yi, I knew you were the best~"
"I'm so kind to you, so you dare to go to the house to uncover the tiles! Next time, you can find materials for me to repair the wall!" Xing Yi was still angry, and couldn't help saying a few words to Liu Si.
Liu Si nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "Well, I see!"
Sincerity: -1000
Xing Yi rubbed his sore forehead, "I've done all the work in the lab. I'll go buy the things I need tomorrow, and we'll go to work. I have a van, and it's just right to drive there."
"Isn't this a group mission?" Liu Si wondered, "Zombies in the entire base!"
"The advance troops have already gone to understand the situation, and the supplies that can be taken away from the periphery are all in transit. Most of the nearby supplies have been taken away by the people at the base, and the harvest outside will not be too big. The base first encourages the ability Kill the zombies on the outskirts, test the waters, and then send a team to wipe out the zombies in the base."
Liu Si curled his lips, "It feels like we are the cannon fodder for drug testing!"
"As long as you are not greedy and don't go deep into the base where there are few people, you can run away when you encounter trouble. This time I will accompany you out for a walk, you will not feel bored." Xing Yi said to Liu Si loved and valued her more and more.
I don't want to see the noisy Liu Si all day long, and I can't imprison Liu Si, so I can only take him out to kill zombies.
Liu Si thought for a while, and said seriously: "Xing Yi, the van is too frustrating, it's not cool enough!"
Xing Yi's face darkened, and Liu Si's butt was slapped again.
---
Xing Yi drove the van out of the base, and Liu Si sat in the back seat.
Liu Si is a master who can't rest at all, bluffing along the way.Maybe it's beauty in the eyes of lovers, but Xing Yi doesn't find it annoying, instead chatting happily with Liu Si.
The indestructible jade pendant caught Xing Yi's attention, Liu Si concealed many details, and roughly told Xing Yi the ins and outs of the matter.Liu Si is like a proud little peacock, his tail is about to go up in the sky, "This jade pendant recognizes me as the owner. If you want to eat fresh vegetables outside, remember to please me all the time!"
Xing Yi couldn't laugh or cry.
The car drove for a few days, and when it was close to the outskirts of the city that had fallen to the base, the number of zombies began to increase.
Because of the intentional support of the base, many teams of supernatural beings came to kill the zombies, and Liu Si was very unhappy to see acquaintances.
"Hey, why did Xing Yi bring you to such a dangerous place? Plant-type supernatural beings should just stay in the base and grow vegetables, why come here to join in the fun!" He Jie had an unpleasant fight with Liu Si that day, and now When we meet again, I can't help mocking Liu Si.
"When I was in the famous Hongda base, were you breastfeeding? Why didn't you hear any news?!" Liu Si countered, looking at He Jie provocatively, "No, you must be pretending to be stupid. No matter what Look, with your vicissitudes of face, I should call you aunt!"
The spectators couldn't help laughing when they heard the words, and He Jie's face turned blue and white with anger.
Xing Yi was caught off guard and almost pushed out of bed by him!Xing Yi supported the sheet with his hands to stabilize his body, and then got out of bed.
Xing Yi was not annoyed, and went to the bathroom to wash his hands, and he did not forget to teach Liu Si, "If you need it in the future, you can solve it with your own hands. I have taught you all the methods. You are so smart that you don't need me to do it." Say more."
Embarrassed, Liu Si wrapped himself up tightly with the quilt, including his head!
When Xing Yi came out, she saw Liu Si wrapped in a baby silkworm, and couldn't help laughing.Is this a mess again?
Xing Yi thought about it, probably guessed the reason, but wanted to laugh even more.The corner of Xing Yi's mouth raised, and he almost laughed out loud, "Liu Si, most men's first time is very fast due to various reasons, you will get better, don't worry too much."
Liu Si was still ashamed of being discovered by Xing Yi too soon, but he didn't expect to hear the unexpected joy.Liu Si was dubious, worried that Xing Yi was just comforting him, so he made up a ridiculous story, and asked in a muffled voice, "Really?"
"Of course." Seeing that Liu Si did not resist, Xing Yi slowly lifted the quilt.
Liu Si's little head rested on the pillow, with a particularly innocent expression.
Xing Yi couldn't help but rubbed it, "Stop reading those unnutritious domineering president's articles, Tiantianyiye Qicilang is dying before the end of the world."
Liu Si immediately got to the point, "What about the post-apocalypse?"
"The physical fitness and other aspects of supernatural beings are much better than ordinary people. The high-level ones are probably as crazy as novels." Xing Yi felt a little embarrassed, but still explained the problem very seriously.
"For example you?" Liu Si smiled maliciously, "You are one of the strongest in the base~ Seven times a night, did you solve it in the bathroom behind my back, huh?"
Xing Yi beat Liu Si, the little bastard, to death, and said solemnly: "It is difficult to achieve great things if you are addicted to beauty, you give me a good self-cultivation!"
Liu Si's expression cracked, "It's a natural law for our plants and trees to bloom, you tell me to restrain, what a fart!"
"I don't prohibit you from doing certain things, but I just advise you to be restrained." Xing Yi said sternly, "When it's time to do the task, just don't get stuck in bed."
Liu Si turned around angrily, "Don't worry, my baby will get you up the next day even if I do it 30 times a night!"
"Hehe." Xing Yi's eyes were subtle, obviously he didn't think that Liu Si could talk nonsense 30 times a night, "If you still need it, go to the bathroom to solve it, and if you don't need it, go and wash it for me!"
Liu suddenly blushed, lifted the quilt to cover Xing Yi's head, and ran into the bathroom.Xing Yi replaced the sheets and quilts with new ones, and lay down to rest.
Liu Si originally only planned to take a bath, but when he took a bath, his mind was full of the exciting and wonderful pleasure just now.Washing and washing, Liu Si couldn't help imitating Xing Yi and began to move.
After being released, Liu Si's red lips parted slightly, her winking eyes were like silk, very seductive.Liu Si frowned slightly, a little dissatisfied.What he did was similar to Xing Yi's. Why does the computer always feel that the pleasure is not as good as the first time?
Liu Si struggled in the bathroom for a while, but couldn't figure out why, so he changed his clothes and went out.
The flush on Liu Si's face hadn't gone away, and he was a little more charming than usual, but he didn't realize it.
Xing Yi's eyes darkened, and he silently suppressed the change in his heart.
---
This time Liu Si went on a mission with Xing Yi to deal with the zombies in the occupied base.Before departure, Liu Si obtained several normal plants through special channels and planted them on the land of the space.
"Normal vegetables grow quickly and well in the Yupei space, and the mutant plants will turn back into normal plants. Don't you think it's amazing? There will be more vegetables to eat in the future~", Yupei Jun deliberately guided Liu Si's thinking.
After Liu Si has planted normal plants, he will definitely get some mutated plants to play with, and it will strike first!
However, Liu Si exposed it mercilessly, "I'm a mutant plant, you didn't say it before, just waiting for me to foolishly plant roots in the soil one day, right?"
"What?! Master, what nonsense are you talking about!" Yupei was extremely guilty, but she spoke out with confidence, pretending that it was really wronged.
"Hehe, don't you admit it to death?" Liu Si threw the jade pendant against the wall while holding the rope, "You damn jade pendant! You'd better be extremely hard forever, or I'll smash you to pieces again sooner or later!"
Liu Si was furious and merciless, the sound of "Kang Bang Bang" kept ringing.
Yupei felt her strength rushing out, and her heart ached so much that she had to keep begging for mercy.Although its defensive power is against the sky, it still takes time to recover!Forget it, say something to please him and let him vent.
He didn't believe that Liu Si could beat it for three days and three nights, draining all of its defensive energy!
Liu Si suddenly stopped, not because he lost his anger, but because he smashed a small hole in the wall of Xing Yi's bedroom!The white lime fragments fell to the ground, and the red turning head was exposed on the wall...
Liu Si's heart was so cold that he quickly cleaned up the fallen things, destroyed the corpses, and searched for things in the room.Xing Yi's bedroom is too clean, there is no debris, Liu Si wandered around in other rooms.
Not even a beautiful poster!
With an idea, Liu Si tore off a blank piece of paper, wrote the four characters "Self-cultivation and Nourishment", and taped it to the wall to cover the damage.
I am such a genius!
When Xing Yi came home, he stared at the extremely ugly words in the bedroom for a long time, "What do you want to do?"
"After thinking about it, I think what you said that night is right. I want to be restrained and cultivate my character. I put this piece of paper in my bedroom to remind me all the time!" Liu Si's eyes were firm, and he held Xing Yi's hand, "Xing Yi I will not let you down!"
Liu Si has only seen Chinese characters in books and on TV, and he can recognize and read them, but he has never written them.The one pasted on the wall is Liusi's pinnacle work after many revisions!
"Xing Yi, what expression do you have? Are you disliking me for my ugly handwriting? Do you despise me!" Liu Si imitated the heroine who embroidered an ugly purse in the novel, and started to make trouble for no reason, so he almost asked Do you not love me anymore.
"It's okay, just practice ugly words more." Xing Yi was not fooled, and quickly privately posted the piece of paper, "I want to know more, what did you do when I was not around?!"
The evidence of the crime was exposed, and Liu Si was extremely disturbed.When he was about to die, Liu Si became more courageous, and immediately slipped out of Mr. Yupei, "I didn't do it on purpose, I got this beautiful jade pendant when I was out wandering today, and after playing with it, the wall... I don't know why this jade pendant is so hard, look!"
Liu Si shook his hand heavily, and the jade pendant slammed into the wall, breaking a small piece of the wall.
Xing Yi's face darkened completely, he casually snatched Liu Si's jade pendant and threw it on the ground, picked Liu Si up and went to the bed!
Xing Yi didn't have time to find a stick right now, so he waved his hand and greeted Liu Si's delicate butt, "You little bastard, you know how to cause trouble all day long! I said you will demolish my house sooner or later, In the end, you really demolished my house today!"
"It hurts so much!", Liu Si cried miserably for his father and mother, but none of his tears fell, which made Xing Yi want to beat him to death even more.
Xing Yi didn't play hard at all, but seeing Liu Si getting more and more muddy recently, he couldn't help but want to teach him a lesson.Liu Si is a good boy, his voice is loud, and those who don't know it think how to torture him!
"Okay, stop shouting, don't pretend to be dead." Xing Yi was dizzy from Liu Si's yelling, and threatened with an unswerving expression, "If you dare to mess around again, believe it or not, I will beat you with a stick! "
Liu Si revived with full blood in a second, and put on Xing Yi's cheeky face, "Hee hee, Xing Yi, I knew you were the best~"
"I'm so kind to you, so you dare to go to the house to uncover the tiles! Next time, you can find materials for me to repair the wall!" Xing Yi was still angry, and couldn't help saying a few words to Liu Si.
Liu Si nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "Well, I see!"
Sincerity: -1000
Xing Yi rubbed his sore forehead, "I've done all the work in the lab. I'll go buy the things I need tomorrow, and we'll go to work. I have a van, and it's just right to drive there."
"Isn't this a group mission?" Liu Si wondered, "Zombies in the entire base!"
"The advance troops have already gone to understand the situation, and the supplies that can be taken away from the periphery are all in transit. Most of the nearby supplies have been taken away by the people at the base, and the harvest outside will not be too big. The base first encourages the ability Kill the zombies on the outskirts, test the waters, and then send a team to wipe out the zombies in the base."
Liu Si curled his lips, "It feels like we are the cannon fodder for drug testing!"
"As long as you are not greedy and don't go deep into the base where there are few people, you can run away when you encounter trouble. This time I will accompany you out for a walk, you will not feel bored." Xing Yi said to Liu Si loved and valued her more and more.
I don't want to see the noisy Liu Si all day long, and I can't imprison Liu Si, so I can only take him out to kill zombies.
Liu Si thought for a while, and said seriously: "Xing Yi, the van is too frustrating, it's not cool enough!"
Xing Yi's face darkened, and Liu Si's butt was slapped again.
---
Xing Yi drove the van out of the base, and Liu Si sat in the back seat.
Liu Si is a master who can't rest at all, bluffing along the way.Maybe it's beauty in the eyes of lovers, but Xing Yi doesn't find it annoying, instead chatting happily with Liu Si.
The indestructible jade pendant caught Xing Yi's attention, Liu Si concealed many details, and roughly told Xing Yi the ins and outs of the matter.Liu Si is like a proud little peacock, his tail is about to go up in the sky, "This jade pendant recognizes me as the owner. If you want to eat fresh vegetables outside, remember to please me all the time!"
Xing Yi couldn't laugh or cry.
The car drove for a few days, and when it was close to the outskirts of the city that had fallen to the base, the number of zombies began to increase.
Because of the intentional support of the base, many teams of supernatural beings came to kill the zombies, and Liu Si was very unhappy to see acquaintances.
"Hey, why did Xing Yi bring you to such a dangerous place? Plant-type supernatural beings should just stay in the base and grow vegetables, why come here to join in the fun!" He Jie had an unpleasant fight with Liu Si that day, and now When we meet again, I can't help mocking Liu Si.
"When I was in the famous Hongda base, were you breastfeeding? Why didn't you hear any news?!" Liu Si countered, looking at He Jie provocatively, "No, you must be pretending to be stupid. No matter what Look, with your vicissitudes of face, I should call you aunt!"
The spectators couldn't help laughing when they heard the words, and He Jie's face turned blue and white with anger.
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