Little Shou Has Tentacles [End Times]

[-]. Qin Kunsheng and Feng Yan

Before the end of the world, Qin Kunsheng was dawdling in a small company.

He originally entered the entertainment circle, but after seeing the darkness inside, he could only leave in the end sadly.With no background and no unspoken rules, Qin Kunsheng's chances of appearing on the screen are ridiculously low, and living on a low salary is quite difficult.Qin Kunsheng muddled around until the end of the contract, and finally found a job at random, hoping not to starve to death.

When Qin Kunsheng stayed in the company, a manager secretly pursued him and did many things that made him feel warm.Just when Qin Kunsheng was persuaded to be with him, a boy came to the company.It was only then that Qin Kunsheng realized that the man was a very caring old driver, and he had several contacts at the same time, and several pursuits at the same time.

Therefore, Qin Kunsheng resigned and continued his studies while working part-time. He picked up the plant knowledge he had learned in college again.Later, Qin Kunsheng worked in the local research institute until the end of the world.

After the apocalypse, Qin Kunsheng awakened the power of the fire attribute, making him invincible.Ordinary people are exhausted, but Qin Kunsheng has no worries about his life.Qin Kun moved to the nearest base to move in. There were not many plant researchers in the base, so he quickly found a position in Xing Yi's plant research team.

Qin Kunsheng looks extremely seductive, and his eyes turn all living beings upside down.In the last days, people's hearts are fluctuating, and there are many people who want to take the opportunity to sleep with Qin Kunsheng, but they are all beaten by Qin Kunsheng.If the hard ones don't work, we can only come to the soft ones. Feng Yan fell in love with Qin Kunsheng at first sight, and after inquiring about it, he made a pursuit plan.

Thus, Qin Kunsheng discovered that there was a stalker in his life.Qin Kunsheng's commute to and from get off work is fixed, and every time he goes home, he can feel that someone is following him from afar.

A few days later, the man still did not move, and Qin Kunsheng began to think about his purpose.He originally thought that the stalker wanted to take the opportunity to take him down, so he deliberately went to a remote place with few people to lure him into the bait, but the man didn't respond.

Qin Kunsheng didn't worry for long, a supernatural person brought his team of supernatural beings to him and asked him to be their 'sister-in-law'.

With the blatant threat, Qin Kun rose to calm down, his mind spinning quickly.How can I break through the siege and escape from this place quickly, and ask Xing Yi for help?

With Xing Yi covering them, these people dare not act rashly.But his home is far away from the laboratory, and farther away from the home of his boss, Xing Yi, and there are many places on the road that can block him.

"What do you want to do!" Feng Yan stepped forward with a serious face, "XX, are you trying to rob civilian men in broad daylight?!"

"Feng Yan, I'm begging for love. It's a small matter. If you give me a hand, I will also..."

"Hehe, don't pretend to be a good person. No one in the base knows what you are. I just want to ask, are you going to get out or not?" Feng Yan is tall and muscular, standing there gives a very strong feeling. pressure.

Feng Yan was one of the top powerhouses in the base, that man didn't dare to provoke him, so he had to take his team away.

After driving away the hooligans, Feng Yan turned around and smiled at Qin Kunsheng.The first time he talked to his sweetheart, Feng Yan was very nervous and smiled unnaturally, looking like a simple and honest person.

"Mr. Qin, are you okay?"

"It's okay. Thank you very much for today, otherwise I wouldn't know what to do." Qin Kunsheng pretended not to know anything and thanked Feng Yan.Qin Kunsheng smiled slightly, charming and moving.

The old boss Feng Yan's ears were red, "I don't know if those people will come back, should they escort you home. There are a lot of bad guys these days, so you should be careful at ordinary times."

He's a hooligan, you're a stalker, I really should be careful.

No matter how much he complained in his heart, Qin Kunsheng's expression didn't show it.

After hearing this, Qin Kunsheng bit his lip, hesitated for a moment and agreed.Feng Yan is a man of influence in the base, and Qin Kunsheng has heard a lot about him.

Feng Yan is a strong and reckless man, but he has a good character.With Feng Yan's help, he can live better in the base.He can easily deal with ordinary supernatural beings, but he can't act recklessly when facing strong and high-level people.

Qin Kunsheng was worrying about how to deal with the "olive branches" thrown to him by some high-level and powerful people. Feng Yan's appearance at this moment could just help him solve many problems.

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Feng Yan showed his favor frequently, but Qin Kunsheng half pushed and half agreed, and became good friends with Feng Yan.

Feng Yan didn't have much scheming, Qin Kunsheng got along very happily with him, and often let go of his guard after chatting.

It wasn't until Feng Yan ordered a sumptuous meal in the canteen and sent it to the laboratory for Qin Kunsheng that Qin Kunsheng realized later that he had said something unintentionally.

I complained that the low-priced food in the cafeteria was not good, so Feng Yan gave me a luxurious set meal. There was always an illusion of being pampered, orz.

After getting along for a period of time, Feng Yan, who had no winks, confessed his love to Qin Kunsheng and asked Qin Kunsheng for a relationship. Qin Kunsheng asked for 3 days to think about it.

The two hadn't been together for a long time, and Feng Yan's confession at this moment was really... If it were someone else, he would have rejected Feng Yan a long time ago, but Qin Kunsheng began to think seriously.

Not long after Qin Kunsheng graduated from university, his parents died in a car accident, and he didn't want to talk to the best relatives in his hometown.The relatives didn't bother to ask him, a worthless person, to borrow money, and they might even pay for the round-trip fare.

For so many years, Qin Kunsheng has never received real concern, so he was easily moved when the company manager pursued him.This time, Feng Yan's clumsy concern moved Qin Kunsheng's heart, and besides, he also had feelings for Feng Yan.

Feng Yan is not a smart person, but he still has the most basic judgment.Feng Yan doesn't have the ability to trick people, but he won't be fooled by very simple means.Qin Kunsheng thought of Feng Yan as an honest person who was easy to bully, and he didn't have to worry about encountering bad things like holy fathers after being with him.

Feng Yan's understanding of love is also insufficient, and he confessed to him before the emotional cultivation was in place, but Qin Kunsheng did not dislike it.It wasn't just an old driver who was chasing him before, and he was an easy-to-deceive person who thought he couldn't control himself.

After Feng Yan went back, he happily told his good friend about this matter. The friend hated iron but not steel, "It's only been a while since you confessed your love. It's good that Qin Kunsheng didn't let you go."

Feng Yan, who was originally happy, was poured with a basin of cold water, and his heart went cold.He thought that Qin Kunsheng's failure to refuse meant that he had a good chance of success, but he didn't expect that Qin Kunsheng might just not be able to refuse him face to face.

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On the third day, Qin Kunsheng and Feng Yan met in a soundproof negotiation room.The location was decided by Feng Yan before, the food here is acceptable, and the sound insulation is the selling point.

"You said why we met here, obviously we didn't say anything confidential." Qin Kunsheng smiled and said.

Feng Yan smiled honestly and explained, "I originally wanted to book a cafe or restaurant box or something, but there is no such thing in the last days. High-end restaurants and the like will probably not be built until later, whoever makes the best cooks in the base be killed?" The dining hall was left behind."

Working in the canteen is like working in the state before. Salary and benefits are guaranteed, and few people are willing to move.Most of the high-level meals are ordered from the canteen and delivered to their homes every day. This model was formed when the base was first established, and it is not easy to change.

Qin Kunsheng just wanted to ease the atmosphere, "Go in."

Feng Yan's dishes must have been ordered, and it would be too wasteful not to eat a meal.The food was served quickly, and it was Qin Kunsheng's favorite food.

Qin Kunsheng drank a cup of tea, "I've thought about it."

"Although we have known each other for a short time, I really like you. I fell in love with you at first sight. After getting along for a while, I like you even more. I hope you can think about it carefully." Qin Kunsheng wanted to speak, afraid of being rejected Feng Yan hurriedly fought for himself again.

Qin Kunsheng may feel that the acquaintance between the two is too short, and he wants to dispel his worries.

Qin Kunsheng covered his mouth and smiled lightly, his color was like spring flowers, which made people dazzled.Feng Yan looked at him, blushed gradually, and scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.

Qin Kunsheng didn't tease him, and went straight to the point, "I think you're not bad, we can try dating. If it's not suitable, we want to break up, you..."

"If I don't do well and disappoint you, I can understand that you find another true love. However, if you have any dissatisfaction, I hope you can directly explain it, and I will change it. If we really can't get along, you can break up with me. , I won’t force it.” Feng Yan memorized all the dozens of questions listed by his friend, and now he finally answered Qin Kunsheng perfectly.

When the food was served, Qin Kunsheng didn't move his chopsticks. After the waiter left, he asked, "Who taught you this?"

"My good friend, he said I was too stupid...but what I said just now was sincere." Looking at Qin Kunsheng's playful expression, Feng Yan still told the truth, "Except for not forcing that sentence, It's all from my heart. I don't want to break up with you. If you insist, I won't bother you. I..."

"Okay, let's have dinner." Qin Kunsheng was embarrassed to tease him again, "If we get along well, why bother to study the issue of breaking up. Now, you should think about how to please me."

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Feng Yan treats Qin Kunsheng very well, and will give Feng Yan whatever Qin Kunsheng wants.Qin Kunsheng loves cosmetics, and Feng Yan collects a lot for him when he is on a mission.Qin Kunsheng didn't like the cheap meals in the canteen, so Feng Yan ordered good meals to be delivered every day.

The shelf life of skin care products is generally two or three years. Qin Kunsheng researched and drafted this skin care product for this purpose, and finally made a very good product.

Feng Yan is a big boss, and Qin Kunsheng helps him analyze many things.Feng Yan told Qin Kunsheng some important things in the base, and Qin Kunsheng reminded Feng Yan to help him get along better.

Qin Kunsheng doesn't let himself be petty, he is good at everything except being a little squeamish.

Feng Yan and Qin Kunsheng quickly entered the mode of passionate love, every day you and me.

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After Qin Kunsheng fell in love with Feng Yan, he discussed with Feng Yan, and the two went to the base to get the certificate.Qin Kunsheng left the small broken land where he lived and moved into Feng Yan's big house.

When it's snowing and freezing, there are heaters at home.When Feng Yan went out on a mission, Qin Kunsheng also went with him.Qin Kunsheng was standing near Feng Yan to keep him warm.

Every time after finishing the task, the two of them got into the heated car, and Qin Kunsheng would hold Feng Yan's cold hand to make him warm up quickly.

At first, Feng Yan felt that his hands were too cold and refused to agree.

"Don't make trouble, is my advantage so easy to take advantage of, I will find it on you sooner or later." Qin Kunsheng insisted, Feng Yan finally gave in.

Thinking of himself who refused to agree back then, and looking at Qin Kunsheng warming his hands now, Feng Yan smiled.

Two people care and love each other, and the relationship can last long.This arrogant man who really loves him, he just wants to hold in the palm of his hand and pamper him well, for the rest of his life.

[-]. If Xing Yi has tentacles

If Xing Yi has tentacles, then the night will be extremely "harmonious".

Suppose Liu Si is an ordinary person who awakens as a water-type supernatural being after the end of the world, without small tentacles.

Xing Yi is a dual-element ability user, he has the lightning-type ability and the mutated plant-type ability.Normal plant-type abilities can produce seeds and manipulate plants, while Xing Yi's mutation can grow dozens of small green tentacles from his back.

Xing Yi has been hiding the mutated plant power and his own tentacles. After he and Liu Si got along for a long time, the two became harmonious friends with sex.By accident, Liu Si discovered Xing Yi's secret.Because this ability didn't cause much impact, nor did it cause Xing Yi's sexual ability to decline, Liu Si, who has no integrity, didn't mind it.

Xing Yi was very moved and treated Liu Si very well.Although Xing Yi doesn't think that people with this kind of supernatural power are aliens, it always feels weird to have tentacles on the back of a human being.

After Xing Yi and Liu Si finished killing zombies outside, they went back to the base for a routine sex.

As a human being, Liu Si broke through the blockade of his parents and teachers at the age of sixteen or seventeen, and began to come into contact with pornographic books through the recommendation of his classmates.Not long after the end of the world came, Liu Si entered the base and met Xing Yi.

After spending some time at the base, Liu Si and Xing Yi, who turned 18, became sex friends and enjoyed a sexual life.Because he hasn't been in contact with the Harmonious Movement of Humans for a long time, Liu Si doesn't have much theoretical knowledge, and he hasn't come into contact with heavy-tasting things.

Liu Si went into the bathroom to wash himself clean, winked at the mirror, and walked out after he was almost finished.Next, Xing Yi went to the bathroom to wash up.

When Xing Yi came out, Liu Si leaned on the bed with one hand, lay on her side enchantingly, and cast a wink at Xing Yi.Liu Si's appearance tends to be pure and pure, and the bear pajamas on his body also make him petite and cute.The combination of innocence and loveliness and enthusiasm and enchantment, the diametrically opposite feeling gives people a very strong visual impact, Xing Yi wants to jump over and deal with people right now.

Xing Yi pretended to be extremely calm, and slowly walked to Liu Si and sat down.Liu Si has always been a guy with shy face and heart, but extremely bold hands.He was not polite this time either, he wrapped his arms around Xing Yi's neck and kissed him passionately.

The sound of "tsk tsk" water echoed in the bedroom, creating a charming atmosphere.

Liu Si gradually fell into a weak position, and Xing Yi's eyes were red when they left, but Liu Si's face was flushed and his eyes were foggy.Xing Yi gently pressed Liu Si, whose mind was a little broken, on the bed, and kissed him all over the place.

Liu Si, who had recovered from the hot kiss, responded positively, and unbuttoned Xing Yi's jacket with his little hands.Liu Si felt something come in, bringing a chill.

"What?" Liu Si shook his body, and his eyes fell on his chest.

A small green tentacle nodded and greeted him.

Liu Si: "..."

Xing Yi continued to tease him, and more little tentacles started to make trouble.Liu Si refused impatiently, "You should keep this thing for killing zombies, what to do with it at this time, it's a disappointment."

"I think his biggest use is this. You feel it slowly, and you will soon find that it is to add to the fun instead of spoiling the fun."

After the preparations were completed, Xing Yi launched a fierce attack, and ambiguous voices kept ringing out.Liu Si closed his eyes, clenched the pillow with his hands, and endured the crazy...

"Ah! Hmm..." Liu Si suddenly opened his eyes, only to see some blue colors in front of him.Liu suddenly realized, "You, um, why, ah... still use them?"

"What do you think?" Xing Yi asked instead of answering.

Liu Si asked Xing Yi to stop, but Xing Yi asked Liu Si to half-kneel and turn his back to him, stroking his body with small tentacles while doing it.

He has done it with Liu Si a few times, and he knows where Liu Si's bottom line is.This guy wants to beat him to death every day, and he wants to do it again in a few days.

Liu Si's face was flushed, his eyes were charming, and his groans and begging for mercy had a bit of beauty in them.

Seeing Liu Si so charming, Xing Yi became even crazier.

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The next day, Liu Si felt that his bones were about to fall apart.Thinking of Xing Yi's tricks yesterday, Liu Si's face seemed to burn.

Liu Si seemed to have opened the door to a new world, looked at the sleeping man beside him who 'taught' him, and kicked him out of bed!

Five, Yu Peijun

Liu Si thought he would never see the system again, but he didn't expect that guy to appear again.

"My master replenished my energy and asked me to come over and deal with some things. The prizes drawn from me are all borrowed for you. Once the time is up, the things will automatically return to the master's warehouse. This function is also done by the government to prevent people from defaulting on their debts.”

"I'm reckless? Why didn't you make it clear before." Liu Si just wanted to beat the system.

"The master feels that the crisis is still over, and you have to rely on your own strength to develop. The debt repayment function is to better handle the follow-up." The system said apologetically: "I put it into use for the first time, and I don't have enough experience. Some bugs are only fixed now. .The debt repayment date set by the master is the moment he clicks the debt repayment button, and the earth's affairs are resolved, and he clicks it."

Liu Si dug out his small backpack, and the little black house pendant on it was gone.The teased Liu Si was furious in his heart, and he slammed the unprepared system to the ground with a pillow.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I didn't make it clear..." The system burst into headshots and kept apologizing.

Liu Si smoked a few more times, and stopped fussing with him.No matter how advanced the system is, it is only an artificial intelligence. There is no need to be angry with a machine that makes mistakes due to bugs.

"Didn't your master take the things back? What are you doing here?" Liu Si raised his eyebrows.

The system was extremely guilty, "Actually, I came here for the jade pendant. Think about it, the jade pendant was pulled out by me inadvertently, and I have to put it back. If he wants to stay here, it's fine, I'll ask his opinion .”

"Okay." Liu Si led the system up to the rooftop to meet the jade pendant that was absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.

Jun Yupei, who devoted himself to practice (meditation), still didn't move when he heard the footsteps. He thought that Liu Si had come to dry the clothes again.

Liu Si took Yupei into the house, closed the door in a soundproof room, and explained the matter to Mr. Yupei.

Jun Yupei thought for a while, "I'll go back."

After getting along with Liu Si for a long time, the two became good friends after letting go of their previous suspicions.Yupei wants to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon on the rooftop, and Liu Si also helps to bring him up.Liu Si also gave the jade pendant a lot of space system crystal cores as a reward for growing fresh vegetables in the space. With the crystal cores, the jade pendant can practice faster.

Now that his friend is leaving, Liu Si feels very sad, "Take good care of yourself."

"I know. There is someone I like over there, and I want to go back to him. Liu Si, you have to live well with Xing Yi here."

After Yiyi bid farewell, the system sent Jun Yupei across the plane and returned to the monk.

Seeing the familiar Dongfu again, Yupei's heart felt hot and she almost shed tears.But Yupei didn't cry because it has no eyes...

Yupei rolled around looking for swordsman Jing Shu, but couldn't find him no matter what.The attendant picked up the jade pendant in surprise, "Isn't this the personal jade pendant of Senior Brother Jing Shu? Are you looking for your master?"

It's no secret in the sect that Senior Brother Jing Shu's close-fitting jade pendant gave birth to spiritual wisdom and can roll around.

"Yupei, don't worry, brother, he is in retreat, and he will come out after the retreat."

Since then, Yupei has been guarding the door of Jing Shu's closed house, waiting for him to come out.Three months later, the sky suddenly changed color, and a thunderbolt as thick as an arm struck down, and Jing Shu was about to cross the catastrophe.

The first thunder missed and hit Yupei's body.Yupei lost his strength, he didn't even have the strength left to scream, and the pain was like a vegetable.Just now the tiredness cut a deep hole, which was just covered by a little soil that fell.

Jing Shu stepped out to fight against the thunder, the area around here was deserted, very suitable for crossing the catastrophe.Seeing the mud piled up on the ground from the blown out of the big pit, Jing Shu was not afraid.At this moment, he didn't need to think about anything, he just needed to survive this thunder disaster.

Yupei was an unlucky child, Jingshu was standing in such a good position, every time the thunder and lightning struck would affect her.Yupei felt that she was not far from ascending to heaven.

Another thunder fell and hit Yupei directly, causing Yupei to faint.After fainting, he didn't know that he had transformed, because his physique had grown a lot. Jing Shu saw a person lying there in the shallow soil at the bottom of the huge pit.The last thunderbolt was coming, Jing Shu could only run far away, but he didn't have enough time to swing his sword to resist.

Jing Shu, who was seriously injured, swallowed several bottles of elixir and hurried to save the person, only to find that the person had the aura of a little jade pendant.When the tribulation rain fell, the injuries of the two recovered quickly, and their strength became stronger.

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After waking up, Yupei saw that Jing Shu was fine, and burst into tears, "Jing Shu, I'm afraid you won't be able to survive this thunder disaster. Life and death have never been so close. I wanted to tell you at that time that I like you ..."

While crying, Yupei uttered her sincere words, almost separated by yin and yang, and Yupei was greatly impacted.

There was a turbulent wave in Jing Shu's heart, and the smile on his face was still the same, "I like you too, Xiao Yupei can be my wife. Don't cry, you won't like it if you lose your face when you cry."

Yupei punched the cheap guy, but put her face in his arms with a happy face.

The author has something to say: It’s over, thank you little angel for being with me all the way, okay~ The new article is the Dan Furnace, you can see it by poking into the column, and it will be updated on February 2nd~

The 8th episode is probably not known to you when you read the anti-theft chapter. I seldom put it in it. Only the previous readers have seen it. I will put him first.

List of anti-theft episodes:

8. Hide and seek

1. Anti-theft badge of Durex

2. Hybrid Rice

3. The so-called pregnancy outside the child story

4. Cutting Trees

5. Favorite point

6. Coral Potted Plants

7. Browser and website

9. Fruit

10. Clean up

8. Hide and seek

Xing Baobao is a naughty child. One day, he invited a few friends to play hide-and-seek at home.The two fathers are not at home, and the home has become this baby Xing's paradise.Except for some rooms that are locked, the entire villa is a playground.

These children also came to Xing's house as guests, but because there were adults there at that time, they were more reserved.Although I was still a little embarrassed to search around in other people's houses, in order to find out the hiding buddies, I let go after playing.

Especially Baby Xing, who dares to hide everywhere, like a mouse in a rice jar.The little partner in charge of catching people searched everywhere, and then found him in a pile of dolls, a slightly larger cabinet, etc...

There was laughter and laughter in the room, but it was almost chaotic.

Xing Baobao was finally found, very upset, suddenly had an idea.

The little friend failed to find Baobao Xing, and finally conceded defeat, and Baobao Xing escaped unharmed.The other friends who were caught were also very curious about where Xing Baobao was hiding, and shouted the news of Xing Baobao's victory, and let Xing Baobao come out by himself.

The friends shouted for a long time, but there was no response; they searched again, but couldn't find it.It was getting late, and it was getting closer to the agreed time to go home, so he yelled a few times to tell Xing Baobao, and they went back together.

"Baby Xing is a naughty boy. He is worried that we will know his secret base, so he hides on purpose. Anyway, we will be scolded if we don't go home. He just needs to hide for a while..."

"I guess, he slept in hiding..." A friend accidentally told the truth.

The little friends are chattering, and quickly put this unpleasantness behind them.

In the evening, Liu Si and Xing Yi, who went to work as laboratory assistants, went home together, and when they entered the house, they found that the house was in a mess.After all, it is in someone else's house, and it is impossible for children to throw things around, so it is still quite messy.

Liu Si: "..."

Leather Monkey is going to demolish the house again, it's great!

With an empty stomach, Liu Si did not settle accounts with Xing Baobao for the time being, but chose to find something to eat first.

In summer, there is nothing more comfortable than drinking cold soup.Liu Si made soup before going out at noon, and put it in the kitchen to cool down.I picked up the bowl and wanted to taste it first, but after lifting the lid of the pot...

Xing Baobao slept like a dead pig, green vines and white tender roots were floating on the soup surface...

Liu Si picked up the spoon with a blank expression, scooped up his son, and then gave him a fat beating!

A certain wet little Poison Ivy cried for his father and mother, but it was miserable.

Xing Yi: "I don't like education with sticks, but you and your father are as good as you are, and you won't change if you don't beat me!"

Liu Si who didn't change after being beaten: "..."

1. Anti-theft badge of Durex

I found that some readers have misunderstood the anti-theft badge, so let me give an example: Liu Si: "Boss, how much do you sell for a box of strawberry-flavored Durex? How many condoms are there in a box?"

Boss: "There are 31 condoms in a box, and 31 crystal nuclei are sold!"

"Give me a box!" Liu Si happily bought a box. [This is the chapter you bought, the text you can read. 】

Liu Si: "Boss, what is the little wooden sign in your hand?"

"This is the pre-order card. You can pre-order a box of grape-flavored Durex for tomorrow, selling 31 crystal cores." [This is the anti-theft stamp! 】

Lius bought a reservation wooden sign.

The next day, Liu Si came to buy a condom again.

The boss is yelling, "Today there are 32 Durex in a box, and 32 crystal nuclei can be taken away!"

Liu Si took out a small wooden sign, and the boss gave Liu Si a box of Durex.

[The anti-theft stamp has been replaced, and the extra words after the replacement will be given away for free, and will not be counted as money.For example, Chapter 34 is also a high-level VIP. The little angel who bought the anti-theft chapter spent 9 Jinjiang coins, and can read it after the replacement; the little angel who bought it after the replacement cost 13 coins...]

The boss took out a wooden sign, "Who wants to order Durex tomorrow, a box of 31 crystal cores~"

[When you see the content of the familiar anti-theft chapter, you think you have bought a duplicate, but in fact, it is an update from the author you ordered in advance. 】

Liu Si bought another brand and is waiting for the condom tomorrow~

As for why Xing Yi hasn't exhausted himself, why Liu Si can still get up and buy condoms... This is just an example, look at the sky!

If you still don't understand after reading it, then the stupid author has nothing to do. ╮（╯＿╰）╭If you don’t want to buy the anti-theft chapter, pay attention to the content summary of each chapter. [Replaced] means that there is a text, and [Anti-theft chapter] means that the content has not been replaced.You can avoid buying the wrong one by checking it out, okay~

2. Hybrid Rice

"Hybrid rice grows better than ordinary rice. I am a hybrid of a human and a plant. Am I better than both?" 5-year-old Xing Baobao blinked and asked.

Liu Si thought for a moment, "There are some things that get worse, but you have combined our strengths. From your aptitude, it's pretty good."

After a while, Baby Xing came back crying.

"Father, you're lying! I can't beat Father, yet you still say I'm stronger than humans!"

Liu Si: "..."

3. The so-called pregnancy outside the child story

"Father, do you really want to eat sour food and want to vomit all day when you're pregnant?" 5-year-old Xing Baobao pulled Xing Yi's trouser legs.

"Yes." Xing Yi glanced at Liu Si.

Are you pregnant again?

Liu Si shook his head in bewilderment.

Baby Xing wailed loudly, Liu Si quickly coaxed him.Xing Baobao sobbed and said, "I'm pregnant, but I don't know who the father of the child is. What should I do? Woooooo..."

Liu Si: "..."

Although men can also have children now, they must go to the hospital!She was born with an artificial womb, so she was pregnant!

"Really!" Seeing that Liu Si didn't believe it, Xing Baobao analyzed it with reason, "I ate a lot of yogurt lollipops after dinner today, and now I still want to vomit..."

Clearly, someone is stuffed with food!

Liu Si: "..."

He said why the sugar bowl was empty...

4. Cutting Trees for Kids

Liu Si: "What did you learn in school today?"

"The teacher told me honest stories. Hua Xiaoxia cut down his father's favorite cherry tree, and his father forgave him because of his confession."

Liu Si smiled, "That's right, honesty is the best virtue, you should study hard."

"Yeah!", 6-year-old Xing Baobao took out Liu Si's collection of comics, "Dad, the characters in it are so beautiful, I cut them out and pasted them in my book that day."

Liu Si beat Xing Baobao up!

"Why did you hit me? I'm obviously honest!" Xing Baobao burst into tears.

"Because what you cut is not Hua Xiaoxia's father's book, but mine!"

This story is just for entertainment, of course it cannot be said to really teach children, haha.

5. Favorite point

Author: "What do you like most about Xing Yi?"

Liu Si blurted out: "It's a great job."

Author Jun: "There is no comparison, how do you know that he is good at work?"

Liu Si: "I feel quite refreshed when I sleep. It is enough for me to live well! As for the big ones, because I can't stand the bad smell, I haven't been to a public toilet. But once, I had nothing to do when I was free. When I go to the bathhouse, my eyes are full of..."

Author Jun: "Did you go down to take a shower?"

Liu Si: "No, Xing Yi dragged me away."

6. Coral Potted Plants

Xing Yi went on a business trip to a seaside city and brought a beautiful coral with her when she came back.

The fiery red coral is very similar to Liu Si, and Xing Yi also bought a flower pot and sprinkled it with soil, it looked like Liu Si was planted in it.

Xing Yi was very satisfied with the decoration, and put it in the most conspicuous place in the living room, and then went to pick up Baby Xing from school.

When Liu Si came home, what he saw was Xing Yi who was smiling with his back to the child, and Baby Xing who was crying while holding a coral potted plant.

Xing Yi and Xing Baobao arrived home, and Liu Si came back on the back. Xing Yi didn't have time to coax the child.Well, I haven't laughed enough...

"Dad, don't die, I will never steal your lollipop again, woo woo woo..."

Liu Si: "..."

The sad Baby Xing finally looked up to see who the guest was, and then... there was dead silence!

"Dad, didn't you hang up and be made into a potted plant like a specimen?"

Liu Si: Hehe.

7. Browser and website

What is the experience of having a website that occasionally freezes and a browser that occasionally freezes?

Author Jun: "Click the icon..."

Fuck, hurry up, hurry up!

The browser opens...

Fortunately, there are still 2 minutes!

Order Jinjiang...

The progress bar is a turtle crawling~~

Finally, an update...poof, at 11:[-]pm...

It's not my fault, so I won't be fined 1000, hope the sky!

Suppose Liu Si and the author use the same browser.

Liu Si concentrated on watching the pornographic film, when suddenly, there was a noise outside the door!

off! , point x.

The browser is unresponsive...

Liu Si little by little...

Xing Yi was behind him, "What are you looking at?"

The browser finally moved, but instead of closing, a small box popped up "Are you sure to close the browser?"

Xing Yi: "Is it good to be aggressive x lewd?"

The title of the pornographic film (Forgive the author for not seeing the bl pornographic film, I don’t know what it’s called, just take it casually.)

Switching to a normal person... shyly said, "Old Gong, it's not what you think!"

Liu Si: "It's just in time, I'm so excited to see it, just in time!"

9. Fruit

Author: "What is Xing Yi's favorite fruit?"

Liu Si: "Strawberry."

Author Jun: "I also like strawberries, sweet and sour, so delicious."

"Hehe, that's not the case!" Liu Si was very sad and indignant, "I've never seen such a hardworking strawberry farmer, who planted desperately when he got the opportunity!"

Author: "..."

10. Clean up

As the New Year is approaching, Liu Si cleans the villa on a whim.With dozens of tentacles, he works very quickly, but the villa is quite large, and it took him a long time to get it right.

Although tired, Liu Si was very satisfied.He sat at home and waited for Xing Yi to come back and praise him.

"The yard is so clean, have you cleaned it?" Xing Yi had a delicate expression.

"Yeah, I cleaned the whole villa, am I great?" Liu Si's eyes sparkled, and he looked for praise.

Xing Yimian didn't change his expression, "It's great."

The thin man behind said weakly, "Sir, how about I help you find where I can make it cleaner. I am very agile, and the fee is very cheap."

Liu Si's heart broke with a bang, "You hired someone to clean the house?"

"Well, how about I let him go back."

"No, let him work." I'm doing so well, how can he improve? !

So, the thin man pointed to the floor and said it wasn't clean enough, and then wiped the floor to give it a reflective effect; he pointed to the furniture and said it wasn't clean enough, and dunked out the dust in the fine lines...

In the end, Liu Si was shocked and had nothing to love, and watched Xing Yi pay a very low salary.The thin and small man felt like he had found a treasure, and thanked him again and again.

Liu Si: "..."

In comparison, the fruits of my labor probably don't even have half a first-order crystal nucleus, QAQ!