[Quick Transmigration] Like magic

"Zen Master Fahai, you really didn't come to arrest us?" Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing asked with some trepidation.

The Hu Yao version of Fa Hai has a merciful smile on his face, I have nothing to do and come out to P?Why are you arrested?

Xiaoqing thinks that Hu Yao is lying, her sister Bai Suzhen has committed the crime of falling in love with a mortal!How could this pedantic old monk let them go so easily?It must be to lower their vigilance, and then capture them in one fell swoop.

Hu Yao despises, believe it or not, you two idiot snake demons.After a few years, Xu Xian is old, and Bai Suzhen is still so young and beautiful, their relationship is almost broken, why does this eminent monk make things difficult for you at this time?

Bai Suzhen retorted loudly with her face flushed, she and the official are stronger than gold, and she will definitely be able to love her forever!

Hu Yao nodded, Bai Suzhen's answer was simply too routine.Every pair of lovers who were separated by their parents said so. It was unbelievable that this kind of goblin who had practiced for thousands of years would actually look like a little girl.

Bai Suzhen explained that it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who asked her to come down to earth to repay her kindness, that's why she fell in love with Xu Xian.

Hu Yao was shocked!Are you sure Guanyin said such an unreliable method of becoming a fairy?

Bai Suzhen nodded shyly, the Bodhisattva only asked her to repay her kindness, but Xu Xiansheng was so handsome, Bai Suzhen thought that marrying him was the best way to repay her kindness.

Hu Yao understands, this is just for sex.He didn't talk nonsense with the white snake who fell in love anymore. Now that the relationship between the white snake and Xu Xian has passed the clear path, I really don't know why the old monk Yuanshen keeps pestering him.

Guanyin Bodhisattva has said that falling in love with human beings can become a fairy. Hu Yao, who is not too serious to watch the excitement, decided to spread the news.

Some goblins believed it quickly, but most goblins didn't believe it at all.Can you become a fairy if you fall in love with a mortal?Maybe it is ok for Bai Suzhen, but it will definitely not work for other monsters!

Those who knew Bai Suzhen's background realized in a second that the White Snake repaying favor and becoming a fairy is simply a back door for the second generation of immortals.

A group of goblins who have already been in love with mortals look at those goblins who think they can see through the truth with the eyes of a mentally retarded person. Your news is really incomprehensible, haven't you heard of it yet?That Fahai from Jinshan Temple has gone crazy!Fairies who are not in love will be arrested by him, and fairies who are in love will be unscathed in front of him!

The monsters were shocked!Fa Hai lost his mind?Not only the nearby goblins think that Fahai's brain is flooded, but also the monks in Jinshan Temple think that Fahai's brain is flooded.

"Uncle Master, those goblins who were imprisoned have escaped again!" A young novice said to the Hu Yao version of Fa Hai.

Hu Yao nodded to show that he understood, if they didn't run away, they wouldn't have communicated their intentions.

The little novice turned and left, he really couldn't understand Master Fahai's thoughts.

Capture a lot of goblins, pick out a few typical culprits, torture them, and then deliberately let go of other little goblins. What is the purpose of this?

Hu Yao said, of course it is to let them fall in love with mortals!He will tell those goblins that those goblins who don't get true love will be tortured to death by him, and those little goblins who run out will definitely find their true love impatiently!

In the next period of time, Hu Yao continued to travel around, and the goblins who would not fall in love with mortals would definitely be caught and killed by him.A group of goblins who were aroused to survive immediately understood, and turned into the most handsome men and most beautiful beauties, and immediately went to the mortal world to find someone to entrust to them for life!

A group of monks, Taoist priests and monster catchers are happily counting money behind the scenes. This monk Fahai is really awesome!There are many goblins looking for love with mortals, and the relatives and friends of this mortal want to find an expert to get rid of the demons, so many of them make a lot of money in a short time.

Seeing that there is a profit, these people who have benefited will naturally help the rumors in private to promote the process of falling in love with ladyboys.

Years later, falling in love between goblins and humans has become a common phenomenon, and a lot of side jobs have been derived from it.

A Taoist priest at a Taoist temple received a request from an old couple to catch a demon. Their son was fascinated by a spider spirit. If it was a fox spirit or a cat demon, the couple could accept it reluctantly, but the other party was a spider spirit?The old couple really shuddered!

The Taoist priest kept his beard silent, while the little Taoist boy beside him murmured that racial discrimination is outrageous.

An old couple said that as long as the spider essence can be collected, the incense money is not a problem!

The Taoist priest immediately reprimanded the little Taoist boy, what nonsense are you talking about in front of the distinguished guests?Catching monsters is the bounden duty of a Taoist priest!

The old couple immediately understood that this was asking them for money by singing double reeds. If the couple couldn’t come up with the money, the Taoist priest would definitely say: “All beings are equal in heaven and earth, fairies can also fall in love with people, and it’s good if they don’t harm anyone... ..."

Zhang Daniu next door to them married a scorpion spirit. Zhang Daniu's old mother wanted to ask the master to accept the demon but couldn't afford the money. Those masters used this kind of argument to send Zhang Daniu's mother away.

I hate this kind of industry monopoly the most, and I want both face and face. The old couple had to pay for it!

When the Taoist priest went to catch the spider spirit, he found that she was doing indescribable things with her husband-in-law.

The Taoist shouted loudly, and directly immobilized the spider spirit with a spell.

The spider spirit's husband was furious!We fell in love voluntarily, I know she is a goblin, why do you want to break us up!

The Taoist priest didn't answer him a word, just doing things with money.He put the spider essence into a gourd, turned and left.

There was the sound of footsteps from the man chasing after him, but he was quickly stopped by his parents.

Since the popularization of love affairs between humans and monsters, Taoist priests in Taoist temples have become accustomed to this kind of thing.

Not long after the Taoist priest who returned to the Taoist temple rested, the door was suddenly pushed open with a slam, and a man who looked like a scholar broke in and cried loudly, "Master Taoist, I can't live anymore!"

The Taoist priest looked helplessly at the tear-stained scholar. This scholar had a lot of troubles. Some time ago, he insisted on finding a charming vixen to marry him. He waited all day on this mountain for an affair, but he really made him wait.

"What trouble are you in?" the Taoist priest said in presence.

The scholar cried even more sadly when he heard the words, and said: "My wife, she is a liar!"

The Taoist was shocked!Could it be a goblin who wants to hurt people's lives?

The scholar's tears kept falling, and he said in a very difficult way: "I thought she was a fox fairy, so I happily married her back home. How could I have imagined that she suddenly showed her original shape when she was making out a few days ago? She is not a fox. It's a husky! I'm really a fucking dog!"

The Taoist said that he was helpless, and often walked by the river, how could he not get his shoes wet?When you plan to hunt for beauty, you must be prepared to be cheated.

Weeping, the scholar took out the incense money he had prepared from his pocket.The Taoist priest immediately expressed his indignation that there are such shameless huskies in this world who deceived the sincerity of a pure young man, it is really intolerable!The poor will definitely capture this monster!

Such chaotic phenomena of love between mortals and demons often occur.

Xu Xian already knew that his wife was a white snake. The glamorous beauty held a generous dowry and paid for it. Xu Xian had doubts for a long time.

Bai Suzhen was a little embarrassed, after all, the encounter between her and her husband was planned by her in the beginning.Who would have thought that the world would become like this these years. It is common for people and demons to fall in love. If I had known, she would have gone down the mountain a few years later to repay her kindness.Recently, Xianggong has been struggling with this matter.

Xu Xian shook his head and said nothing, he didn't really care about this matter.These years have passed, and there are some fine wrinkles around his eyes, but Niangzi and Xiaoqing are still young girls.Xu Xian couldn't help thinking that many years later, they should be the legendary old cows eating tender grass and pear blossoms crushing crabapples.

Bai Suzhen said: "Officials, please rest assured, no matter what you become, I will never leave you."

Xu Xian forced a smile, Bai Suzhen knew that Xu Xian had a pimple in his heart, but he didn't want to say it, and Bai Suzhen couldn't press him?

Besides, both of their children are quite old, and Bai Suzhen puts more energy on her son.

Xiaoqing actually knew that Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen were experiencing the seven-year itch, human minds are always unpredictable, and Xiaoqing didn't know how to persuade them.

Xiaoqing has also talked about several vigorous love affairs, but a banshee like them can't escape a question: "You fairy fairy who has lived for hundreds of years and thousands of years, how many times have you married? Have you already had offspring?" In a group?"

Xiaoqing sometimes feels that men are really suspicious, but thinking about it from another standpoint, Xiaoqing feels that there is nothing wrong with those men's thoughts.

In fact, in the final analysis, the relationship between different races is really inappropriate. Xiaoqing has already woken up, and she suddenly has a feeling of seeing through the improvement of mana in the world of mortals.

Xiaoqing understands that this means that she has passed the catastrophe of love, and is one step closer to being a true fruit.

Xiaoqing is a little anxious about Bai Suzhen's current state. Maybe Guanyin Bodhisattva directed her sister to go down to earth to repay her kindness in the first place, just to let her have a love calamity. Unfortunately, her sister has moved her heart and has been completely lost in the happy scene created by her husband and son.

Bai Suzhen's path to immortality is getting more and more deviant, she is now more and more like a real woman, her whole body is filled with smoke and fire.

Different paths do not conspire with each other, so Xiaoqing soon bid farewell to her sister and went back to Mount Qingcheng to practice with peace of mind.

The chaos in the mortal world was soon known by the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, but the chaos remained the same.One day at a time, one year at a time, and the speed at which the relevant departments deal with such small matters is well understood. From raising questions to discussing solutions and finally implementing them into action, it may have been a long time in the world.

When Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Bai Suzhen again, she was already a gray-haired old woman.Bai Suzhen's mana is still there, but Xu Xian is old and her son is almost middle-aged. For the sake of family harmony, Bai Suzhen has to look like an old woman.But in the past few years, she has not been so happy.

Xu Xian wanted to rejuvenate, and Xu Shilin also didn't want to age. They both thought that Bai Suzhen could find a way, but unfortunately Bai Suzhen really couldn't, so Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen lost their temper.

Only then did Bai Suzhen realize that she had turned Xu Xian into a child who couldn't grow up.

When Xu Xian was young, he met the powerful Bai Suzhen. All the difficulties he encountered in his life were easily solved by Bai Suzhen. Now that something happened at home, the first thing Xu Xian did was to shout: "My lady..."

Avalokitesvara laughs, immortals are different, in the case of extremely unequal lifespan and ability, what is there to talk about love?

Avalokitesvara mobilizes the congregation to solve the historical problem of love between mortals and monsters. After all, it was the crazy monk Fahai who did it in the first place. Avalokitesvara never thought that she, as a leader, would one day clean up the mess for others!I don't know where that old bald donkey died, so don't let her catch her!