[Quick Transmigration] Like magic

All the guests in the hall were silent, and all of them were focused on the eight-foot screen in the northeast corner of the lobby. They only heard the barking of dogs, whispering, crying of babies, and calls for help from the fire.

When the sound of smacking the table was heard and the screen was removed, only an elegant middle-aged man smiled and bowed his head. The hall burst into bursts of cheers and applause, and everyone praised the ventriloquist for his lifelike performance.

The middle-aged man accepted the nobleman's tip and withdrew with a smile on his face.

A guest from the hall said: "Master Lin's ventriloquist performance is still so exquisite!"

The other guests around nodded and said yes, Master Lin is a ventriloquist performer who has become famous in the capital in recent months, and he is best at the play just now, but Master Lin has to use a screen to hold himself tightly every time he performs. Strictly cover it, it is said that this is the rule of their teacher, so as to avoid the rumor of ventriloquism.

Others also understand this point, how can the skill of housekeeping be revealed at will?Master Lin is not too cautious.

"I've been hearing this all the time. I'm tired of hearing it." A certain young master said impatiently, tossing the shiny black braid on the back of his head.

In fact, it's not just this young master who is tired of hearing it, many people are tired of hearing it.Master Lin seems to have only learned this part of the play. Every time he performs, he imitates this part of the voice, every syllable and every sentence is exactly the same.

At the beginning, listening to Master Lin's performance was really amazing, he was able to imitate the voices of hundreds of people vividly, and even the voice when the fire started could scare the faces of a few people who heard it for the first time.

But if you listen to it every day, you will naturally get tired of listening to it after a long time.Eating delicacies from mountains and seas every day, there will always be a day when you vomit.

Many people hoped that Master Lin could make up some new ventriloquist plays, but unfortunately, Master Lin blocked them all.

It stands to reason that since Master Lin can imitate such a superb voice, as long as he slightly disturbs the voice sequence or adds or deletes some voices, won't a new repertoire come out?Although there are suspicions of cheating, Master Lin's ventriloquist is unique in the whole capital!Absolutely no second person can imitate ventriloquist so vividly like Master Lin.

Why doesn't Master Lin know how to be flexible?

The atmosphere at the banquet gradually became lively with the discussion of Master Lin's ventriloquist performance. No one noticed that a young man in the corner was pulling his pigtail with an ugly expression.That's right, this guy with gritted teeth and bluish face is Hu Yao.

Hu Yao is very unhappy now. When she opened her eyes, she saw countless ugly braids dangling in front of her eyes. She really couldn't understand the aesthetics of the Qing Dynasty. She was shaved half bald, with a small tail on the back of her head. Such a wretched look is considered peerless Even a handsome man can't control it!

This incomparably terrible look always gave Hu Yao an urge to rebel, but before rebelling, Hu Yao had to meet the suspected fellow ventriloquist Master Lin first.

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Master Lin has already returned to his house. It was the Shunzhi period at this time, and the world was still a bit chaotic. A person like Master Lin who can own a house in the capital can already be called a rich man in the eyes of ordinary people.

The boy who greeted Master Lin found that his master was a little unhappy, and the smile on his face looked like a forced smile.

The boy will not talk too much to ask Master Lin what is bothering him, because that is not what he should say, prying into the privacy of his boss, what if he loses his job?

Master Lin walked into his study alone, and the servant behind him stopped at the door of the study very tacitly.

This is Master Lin's rule. No one is allowed to set foot in his study room. When he is not at home, the study room will be locked.

Seeing that the door was closed, Master Lin in the study quietly walked in front of the antique shelf, gently turned an antique on the shelf, and a secret room appeared in the study with the sound of friction.

Master Lin stepped into the dark and narrow secret room, lit a candle, and took out a square box from his sleeve.The material of this thing is neither gold nor stone, and there are some strange little buttons on it that can be pressed.

Master Lin sighed, this is the biggest secret of his ventriloquism.Press one of the buttons, and a burst of barking and crying came out of the box.

Master Lin pressed another button with a sad face, and the sound stopped.

"There is not much time left." Master Lin sighed.

This magical box needs to be filled with two cylindrical wonders to make a sound, but after a while, the sound will gradually weaken, and new wonders need to be replaced.

It's a pity that there are not many strange objects left in Master Lin's hands, and now he has to find a way out for himself.

There are too many dignitaries in the capital, what if one day they force themselves to perform a new ventriloquist repertoire?

If I had known I would not have come to the capital, Master Lin thought with some regret.

"When did you time travel?"

Such a voice suddenly came from the secret room, and Master Lin trembled with fright. When he turned around, he saw a strange man standing at the door of the secret room with a smile on his face.

"How did you get in here? This is trespassing!" Master Lin scolded angrily.

Master Lin was angry that someone discovered his secret, and he was even more angry that the two guards outside had quietly put him into his study without even making a sound to remind him.

Seeing Master Lin's reaction, Hu Yao immediately understood that this ventriloquist is not a time traveler.

Master Lin still glared at Hu Yao, the capital is full of dignitaries, who could barge in like this, Master Lin reckoned that he would not be able to offend him.Now I can only pray that the other party didn't see the scene just now, and don't notice the magic box in his hand.

Master Lin's wish came to nothing, and Hu Yao directly tortured him to extract a confession.

A rope directly tied up Master Lin Wuhuada. Hu Yao played with the somewhat old-fashioned tape recorder in his hand, and asked very bluntly: "Where did you get this thing?"

Master Lin seemed to be terrified, knelt down and begged for mercy, and kept yelling: "God, please forgive me!"

Hu Yao rolled her eyes with contempt, how could the gods of Chinese civilization be in the shape of people from the Qing Dynasty?Are you out of your mind?

But Master Lin's sanity is indeed a little crazy. After Hu Yao showed him a little "miracle" just now, his psychological defense line was completely destroyed.

The so-called miracle is to let the rope automatically tie people up.But this is enough to scare the uninformed ancient people.What's more, Master Lin was already uneasy. Master Lin always regarded the tape recorder as a fetish, and used the fetish to deceive people to make money. He was always afraid of being punished by God.

At this moment, the psychological pressure caused by using fetishes to collect money completely broke out at this moment.Master Lin felt that Hu Yao was here to punish him for using the fetish without permission, so he is a little insane now.

Although Master Lin was a little crazy, Hu Yao still found some useful information from Master Lin's nonsense.

He stole the tape recorder that made Master Lin a ventriloquist.

There was a monster in Master Lin's hometown. On a sunny day, a thunder suddenly sounded, and then a man in a strange costume fell from the sky. The man was carrying a bag, and there were many strange things in the bag.

Later, the man was burned to death as a monster, because not only could the man use the things in his luggage to create some visions to pretend to be gods, but more importantly, he always insulted the court, and even wanted to instigate the local officials to split the soil for self-government.

At the beginning, the local officials just blocked the news, and did not dare to neglect the man who seemed to be a god, but later the man revealed himself.

This man who descended from the sky is fond of beauty, not only hooks up with the daughters of many local officials, but also always likes to go to flower houses to have sex with those famous prostitutes.

He even said that these women, big or small, should be equal to each other, which annoyed many official ladies.

Later, the man was drunk, and he seemed to have revealed his background with the daughter of the magistrate's family, and then he was arrested.

Master Lin didn't know what the man said to the magistrate's daughter, and the magistrate decided that he was a monster and must be executed.

After that man died, Master Lin, who was still a petty thief at the time, went to his house to steal some valuables, and ended up with such a talking box.

Hu Yao sighed, it turned out to be an unlucky traveler.

This traveler may not be very old, and the breath of the second stallion is too obvious. He thinks that he has traveled through and understands the future direction, so he takes it for granted that he is different, and he will surely create a great career and gain something. Family, love and friendship, these simple and kind ancient people will worship under the advanced thoughts of the traversers.

But these cuties who came through time travel have no idea how bloody and cruel those "simple and kind" ancient people are.

Some cute little traversers unintentionally exposed their own differences, and then were killed quietly by these simple and kind ancients at the speed of light.

When Hu Yao traveled by himself, how many times did he get killed for various reasons?He can't remember it himself!

It is perfectly normal for the traversers to despise the ancients with the pride of the moderns.The double quotient of modern people is not necessarily higher than that of the ancients, but the vision and structure of modern people are leading. There is too much information learned through the Internet every day. Any modern adult with a normal IQ can be called "seeing" in front of the ancients. Well-informed."

But to treat the ancients as idiots would be to underestimate the enemy.

Master Lin was still crying and repenting bitterly. After the man was burned to death as a monster, there was a plague in the local area, and almost everyone in his hometown died. Master Lin always thought it was disrespectful to the gods. caused by.

The person who was burned to death might really be an immortal, who was burned by a mortal who could not see Mount Tai, so a plague was brought down to curse everyone in the area.

Hu Yao pondered, a modern person really traveled to the Qing Dynasty hundreds of years ago, and his germs did not have any antibodies in this ancient times hundreds of years ago, and did not cause large-scale infectious diseases in the first place, maybe Is it the blessing of the protagonist's halo?

As a result, he was burned to death, and the plague came.

Seeing Master Lin getting more and more crazy, Hu Yao slapped him unconscious.

After leaving the Lin family with a little disappointment, Hu Yao decided to assassinate the emperor.Not long after the Qing Dynasty took over the country, the government has not yet stabilized, so I am sorry for not rebelling at this time!

But there are many differences between the Qing Dynasty and the Qing Dynasty in Hu Yao's perception. For example, the Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang has died, and the regent Dorgon has also died. Concubine Dong E is the new queen.

This emperor actually has the appearance of a wise monarch, and he only favors the queen, and the other concubines are just decorations.

Looking at it this way, why does it have a strong flavor of romance novels?

There are many rumors about this empress among the people, such as her family background, framed the former empress, forced the Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang to death, designed to poison the regent, and I heard that she also likes to torture a maid surnamed Tong...

Hu Yao knew it when she heard that the Queen used to be a famous prostitute on the banks of the Qinhuai River. This world is probably a world of female novels that traveled through the Qing Dynasty. So far, everything Dong E has done is in line with the standards of the heroine of Qing Chuan novels. .

She crossed over to become a commoner girl in the Qing Dynasty, and then she changed her face for various reasons and took a Manchurian surname to become a noble daughter, and finally entered the harem or the back house of a certain elder brother to be favored.

In Hu Yao's impression, the background of most of the stories of the transmigrated women took place in the Kangxi period. No matter what the identity of these transmigrated women were, they would eventually make unremitting efforts to become Niu Hulu in the backyard of the fourth elder brother Yinzhen. , and painstakingly gave birth to a child named Hongli.

I didn't expect that this time I would meet a girl who had traveled through the Shunzhi period, and she would still become Dong E's concubine through time travel!

In most of the Qingchuan novels that Hu Yao has read, Concubine Dong E will be blacked out.This time the heroine is so pure and unpretentious, she is not at all different from those clichéd coquettish sluts!

Hu Yao decided that she had to visit the famous empress.

At this time, the queen was sighing in front of the mirror. The palace people didn't know what happened to the queen. The queen's methods were sharp, she had several children under her knees, and she was favored by the emperor, her position was extremely stable.Although there are always some bad rumors among the people, many people still envy this empress.

Status, children, husband's love, the queen can be said to have everything she wants, but the queen is still very dissatisfied with the current state.

The empress wanted to use the idea of ​​modern marriage to ask the emperor to be physically and mentally consistent, and tentatively asked the emperor to release all the concubines from the harem.

It is conceivable that this is impossible, and Dong E is a little disappointed. The "one couple for one lifetime" in the novels I read before are all deceptive!The emperor only favors the empress, but other women still want to have sex, at best they just don't give them titles.

The royal family in the Qing Dynasty were very infatuated with such words, it is definitely a lie fabricated by later generations to whiten the rulers of the Qing Dynasty!Don't those love brain experts who love first love to hear this kind of "true love" argument?

Although the queen was not very satisfied with her husband's promiscuous behavior, but she was able to change from a singer to a queen, she naturally had no lack of scheming and skill, and she would not show this idea on her face.

The queen now only hopes that when her son becomes an adult, the emperor can abdicate in time and retreat to the mountains and rivers. This is the ending of many Qingchuan novels, and the queen hopes to unlock this achievement.

Dong Eshi suddenly found that the palace people in her palace stood motionless in place as if time had stood still.

Dong E frowned, and suddenly shouted angrily: "Who is pretending to be a ghost!"

Dong Eshi didn't panic at all, because she has a huge golden finger - a portable space with spiritual springs and veins to cultivate immortals!

There are also various magical weapons and spells in the space that can be used to attack and defend. Dong E has relied on this space these years to be immune to everyone's poisonous attacks on her, and successfully eliminated Xiaozhuang Dorgon and the harem. Other clear wear women.

To describe Dong E's family in one word, it is fearless.

"You have such a powerful golden finger, why are you only a queen now?" Such a voice suddenly came from Dong E's side.

Dong Eshi launched an attack towards the source of the voice, but it was useless.

Hu Yao appeared and seriously repeated the question just now.There is such a sky-defying space for cultivating immortals, why not work hard to practice Feiyue Changsheng, no matter how bad it is, kick the emperor and become a queen by yourself?Holding such a big golden finger, the ultimate goal is to become the only true love in Shunzhi's heart, what a waste of money!Dong Eshi did not answer Hu Yao's question, she was thinking that Hu Yao should also be a traverser with good ability, should she cast a puppet charm and leave it to her son as a bodyguard?

Dong Eshi actually met several traversers, but they were all concubines in the Shunzhi harem. Out of jealousy and other reasons, Dong Eshi killed those women without hesitation.

But in the face of the male transmigrator, Dong Eshi considered cultivating him into an obedient puppet.

Hu Yao was upset by Dong E's look, so he turned to look for the emperor. He didn't want to pay attention to the time-traveling girl, and just killed the braided emperor.

For this kind of time-traveling girl with golden fingers, Hu Yao has a bit of hatred for iron.Even with the kind of cheats that can change the world in minutes, these people will still indulge in house fighting and palace fighting——

Those genius treasures are used to beautify the skin, and those heaven-defying pills are used to give birth to children, to give birth to more children, and to keep a slim figure after giving birth...

Such powerful cheats are all used to attract men's admiration and compete with other women for favor, Hu Yao will never understand what these people are thinking.

Those male protagonists at a certain point, even if they only have a shabby cheat, all want to compete in the world; but the female protagonists of female novels, even if they have the strength against the sky, what they want is to give what they have to a high-quality man, and let him pamper himself.

Perhaps this is the deep-rooted influence of thousands of years of feudal dross on women's thinking?

Hu Yao didn't think about this issue anymore, it would be a bit rash to overturn a boat of people with one pole.

Hu Yao found the emperor and was ready to kill him immediately.

The emperor was hit by Hu Yao, but he didn't die, because he had a magic weapon for protection given to him by Dong E's family, which could withstand a fatal attack.

The emperor panicked and shouted: "Escort!"

All the guards who arrived in a hurry were killed by Hu Yao. Just when Hu Yao launched a fatal blow to the braided emperor again, Dong Eshi appeared in time to block Hu Yao.

Dong E glared at Hu Yao and said, "Why did you assassinate the emperor! Do you know that the world will be in chaos if the emperor dies? Have you thought about those innocent people?"

Hu Yao looked directly at Dong Eshi, and asked seriously: "Have you ever thought about those who died in the massacres? Do you know what role the person behind you played in Yangzhou Ten Days?"

Dong E's family was questioned, and the number of bones contained in Yangzhou exceeded 80 in ten days, but this number was only the tip of the iceberg in the massacre of the Qing Dynasty.

Dong E's family is an out-and-out Han Chinese from soul to body. When the Qing court issued those massacre orders, Dong E's family used "the harem must not interfere in politics" to pretend not to know about it, but at this time this The problem was placed in front of Chi|GuoGuo, such tragic ethnic|hatred, can it be so lightly ignored?

Dong Eshi frowned, forcing himself not to think about those problems, but retorted righteously: "In the future, the nation will be unified, and the current Manchu Qing will also become a minority in China. These victims are historical Of course, is it necessary to pursue what happened in the past? Isn't it good to let time smooth this pain?"

Hu Yao smiled sarcastically: "If some time in the future, Japan becomes a minority in China, and you travel to the future, will you forgive them for their crimes when they invaded China? Will you accept them enthusiastically? "

stop being funny!What qualifications do future generations have to forgive those ancestors who have suffered!

People who have never experienced that kind of tragic experience can't understand the pain of the person involved. The tragedy that has happened cannot be dissipated with a light "I forgive you"!

Seeing that Hu Yao wanted to get serious, Dong E hurriedly said: "We can assist Shunzhi to become a generation of wise kings, benefit the Han people, and gradually improve the status of the Han people. There is no need to shout and kill..."

Hu Yao laughed, this is impossible!As a dynasty where a minority ruled the majority, the Manchu Qing was destined to suppress the development of the Han people, otherwise it would be detrimental to the rule of the Qing Dynasty.No matter how many wise monarchs are born in such a dynasty, there is a 90% probability that it will lead to the same historical ending.

Hu Yao asked Dong E for the last time, must he protect the braided emperor behind him?

Dong Eshi shed a tear, does she have any choice?The man behind him is the father of several of her children, how could she just sit back and watch others wantonly hurt him!

Dong Eshi used all kinds of magic weapons in the space to stop Hu Yao's attack, but she had never practiced seriously at all, and these powerful magic weapons were only used by her to hit people.

Hu Yao killed the emperor neatly, and then set a fire in the imperial city.

Dong Eshi burst into tears with grief, her most beloved man is dead, without love, even if she can use the space to become a fairy in the future, what's the point?In her heart, love is the most important thing, and everything else must stand aside!

While the flames were rising, Dong Eshi stared at Hu Yao's leaving back resentfully, and decisively blew up the portable space.

Hu Yao was in the very center of the explosion and died.

Dong E's family also died. She had thought carefully before she blew herself up. Her sons and daughters all have many magic weapons left by themselves. They will definitely survive the explosion unscathed. In the future, they will definitely be able to take on the important task of the king of a country!

It's a pity that Dong Eshi underestimated the explosive power of his portable space. Several nearby cities were all reduced to ashes, and all mountains, rivers and terrain were affected, causing several earthquakes and even changing the terrain.

All the living beings in the area affected by the explosion died. There were rumors among the people that this was the punishment from the heavens for the braided emperor. The Qing Dynasty lost control of the political power, and wars broke out frequently.

After several years of strife, the Central Plains was unified again, and history, recorded in the Spring and Autumn Period, gradually forgot the foreign regime that only existed for a few years.

In 20XX, a certain palace idol drama was on the air, and the story of Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youzhen was put on the screen. It is well known that he voluntarily gave up the Sangong Sixth Courtyard for Queen Zhang.

Countless web articles that traveled back to the Ming Dynasty came into being, and countless time-traveling women changed their names and surnames to become Zhang's exclusive favor for Zhu Youkai's life.

"This is the real life-for-life pair!" A girl from the history department who was serious about reading novels sighed involuntarily.

The girl knew that there was a short-lived dynasty in history, and the emperor of the Qing dynasty had countless concubines, how could it be called "infatuated"?What a joke!

If you are really infatuated, then you don't want to accept the concubine?While talking about true love so-and-so, while constantly enriching the harem, it is really necessary to erect a memorial archway.

The author has something to say: the author finally changed the content of the textbook, and the ventriloquist author Lin Sihuan was born in the Shunzhi period, so this story was put in the Shunzhi period.