[Quick Transmigration] Like magic

When Hu Yao just woke up, he found that he was soaking in the pool. His body was only covered with a thin gauze, and he looked like he was taking a bath.But Hu Yao looked around for a long time, but couldn't find any other clothes.

Hu Yao picked up a water plant at the bottom of the water and turned it into a piece of clothing to wear on her body.Then Hu Yao realized that the original body was actually able to spell, and it was a spell system he was very familiar with!

Hu Yao quickly figured out that this is a traditional Chinese fairy world.The original body seems to be a fairy, but I don't know why I have to come down to take a bath. As a fairy, it's not good to use magic to make a taller bath?Why does Mao have to take a bath in the open air?Now I even lost my clothes, which is really miserable.

After Hu Yao was fully dressed, he was about to leave when a man suddenly rushed out of the nearby woods and stopped him, saying, "Fairy, I took your clothes, and I saw you taking a bath, you have to get married." Give me your wife!"

The man's name is Niulang, and his old scalper told him to steal the fairy's clothes today. The old scalper said that as long as he took the fairy's clothes, the fairy would marry him.

Cowherd thought this matter was very reliable, he took the fairy's clothes and saw the fairy's body, according to the world's saying, the fairy has lost her innocence, who else can she marry if she doesn't marry him?

Niulang used the common sense of the world to speculate about the heaven, and felt that women in the fairy world must also pay great attention to reputation and innocence.Although his behavior is a little sorry for the fairy, Niulang thinks he is an honest and kind man, and he will try his best to make up for the fairy after marriage, and the fairy will definitely be moved by him.

Cowherd has even started to fantasize about what the name of the child born between him and the fairy should be.

As a result, the fairy's behavior was far beyond his expectations. He couldn't find any clothes, and she actually conjured another one!

The old scalper never said that he would encounter such a situation. Seeing that the fairy was about to leave, the cowherd had no choice but to run out to stop the fairy and ask the fairy to marry him.

Now that Cowherd can do such unscrupulous things as stealing fairy clothes, he has no sense of morality, and it is not difficult to lower the lower limit and use the fairy's innocence to threaten the fairy to marry him .

Cowherd was obsessed with waiting for Zhinu's reply. The vixen version of Zhinu looked at the man who suddenly ran out like an idiot. Make a wish?

This man is really a clever little ghost. He actually stole the fairy's clothes and even wanted to force the fairy to be his wife!

Cowherd suddenly saw the fairy smile at him, and thought it was the fairy who agreed to marry him, but before he had time to be happy, Cowherd felt a sharp pain.

Before the Cowherd realized what had happened, he was already reduced to ashes, and the pink fairy costume he was holding tightly was also burned to ashes.

A breeze passed by, and the ashes were blown into the water profusely.Dealing with a |prostitution|thief doesn't require the slightest bit of mercy.

After killing the cowherd, Hu Yao thought he could leave smoothly, but a gust of yellow wind stopped him again.Huang Feng turned into an old scalper, spit out words and reprimanded: "Zhinu, why did you kill the cowherd!"

The old scalper babbled and talked for a long time, roughly meaning that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl were destined to be husband and wife, and they had an affair in the previous life, so the Cowherd was reduced to a mortal.

The old scalper knew that the Weaver Girl would go down to earth today, so he told the Cowherd to steal the clothes, intending to facilitate this marriage, but unexpectedly the Weaver Girl actually killed the Cowherd!

The old scalper asked Weaver Girl angrily: "Did you not recognize who the Cowherd is at all? Or is it that the Cowherd has become a mortal, and you despise him now!"

Hu Yao looked at the old scalper with contempt, and put aside the question of "whether the past life is the same person in this life?" Since the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl had fate in the previous life, why couldn't the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl communicate through normal means!If he had to use such indecent methods as stealing clothes and peeking at the shower, getting killed is purely his own fault!

Could it be that Cowherd is the domineering president who has read too many web articles?The male protagonist clearly has a crush on the female protagonist, but he can't express his feelings in a normal way, and has to use a series of mentally retarded and brain-dead means to express his feelings, such as imprisonment, forced |beep, contract marriage, etc.Hu Yao can't see any beauty in love from this behavior, he only sees a strong 2B atmosphere.

The old scalper wanted to say something more, but Hu Yao was no longer willing to listen to his nonsense, so Hu Yao beat up the old scalper and tied him up.

Hu Yan created a small book, and then created a lot of torture tools, ready to torture the old scalper!

The old scalper looked at the rows of torture instruments in front of him, his brain was still in a daze, why did Mao suddenly have a sense of sight of a horror movie?

Hu Yao tortured the old scalper, and the main content of the interrogation focused on the organization Tianting.Hu Yao knew about Tianting before, but he hadn't had much confrontation with this organization. The old scalper seemed to know Tianting a little bit, and Hu Yao was unwilling to let go of such a source of information.

The old scalper refused to explain, the Weaver Girl was so dark behind her back, she looked like she was possessed by demons, maybe this Weaver Girl was a counterfeit at all.The old scalper regretted so much that he let the cowherd act rashly without inquiring clearly. Now that he has lost the cowherd, he himself is in jail.

The old scalper has always been silent and staunch in the face of torture, Hu Yan sneered, thinking that this demon is just such a trick?

Hu Yao piu~ flicked out a TV set, and he planned to use the most terrifying torture on the old scalper—repeatedly watching 100 million times in a row to return the pig to Gege!

The old scalper didn't know what Hu Yao was talking nonsense, he was just forced to stay in place by Hu Yao, and some strange men and women appeared around 360 degrees without dead ends.

The old scalper couldn't close his eyes or plug his ears, so he was forced to watch dramas over and over again.

During the first time, the old scalper felt very novel about the plot;

At the tenth time, the old scalper felt that this was nothing more than that, what kind of punishment was this;

At the hundredth time, the old scalper was able to memorize all the details of the plot;

At the [-]th time, the old scalper's eyes were red like a mad cow, and his sanity was a little out of order;

Just one second passed, but the old scalper had already watched the same TV series [-] times in the illusion.

Hu Yao temporarily withdrew the spell and asked the old scalper if he would provide him with information.

The old scalper didn't hesitate at all, and it wasn't a secret, so there was no need to keep his mouth shut, since he didn't know much about Heaven anyway.Let him watch that TV series a few more times, and he will probably go completely crazy.

From the narration of the old scalper, Hu Yao has a general understanding of what kind of place Tianting is. Tianting is an organization composed of a group of gods. This sentence is nonsense, but it is a little surprising that a group of immortal gods follow the three principles and five constant principles , There is not much difference between the heavenly court and the mortal court!

After finally breaking away from the cycle of life and death and becoming an immortal, they have to restrain themselves with rules. What are these immortals thinking?

Hu Yao seriously asked the old scalper another question: "Will there be any changes in the priesthood in the Heavenly Court? Is there a system for promotion and relegation?"

The old scalper was stunned for a while, as if he had only heard of a certain god being demoted to a mortal, but he had never heard of the promotion of a god.

Hu Yao is puzzled, which is even more strange. The heavenly court should have existed for many years. During the long years, the priesthood has never changed. No matter how hard people work, they will never be promoted. Why hasn't such an organization collapsed?

How does a company that will never get promoted and raise salaries retain its employees?

The old scalper couldn't explain it clearly. Anyway, since I can remember, everyone has acquiesced that the heaven is like this.

Seeing that there was really nothing useful to be learned from the old scalper, Hu Yao decided to find out by himself.

The old scalper was ordered by Hu Yao to stay where he was and continue to watch TV dramas. Since the old scalper likes to instigate | prostitution | thieves to commit crimes so much, no, it is to promote other people's "true love", it will definitely appreciate the entertainment programs provided by Hu Yao.

Hu Yao first visited the mortal world, and then he found that there are stories of fairies descending to earth and honest and kind young men getting married everywhere in this world, and the Queen Mother must be the one who beats the mandarin ducks in the stories.

Hu Yao pondered for a while, why is it because the fairy Sifan was beaten by the queen mother, how come he never heard of male gods going down to earth to marry mortal women and being prevented?Is it possible to be a god and still patriarchal?

With a stomach full of doubts, Hu Yao decided to go to heaven.

The clairvoyance outside the Nantian Gate suddenly saw a bloody light rising into the sky, straight up to the Jiuchongxiao, and the bloody light was still moving rapidly towards the direction of the heaven.

The clairvoyant was shocked, Nima, is this monkey calling again?No, the monkey has already become a Buddha, so what kind of demon is this?

The queen mother looked calm, she was just a demon, she was afraid of a P!

Think back to when Tianting and Xitian Pure Land, which likes to brainwash people, Paradise, which likes to make birds, and Olympus, which likes to mess with men and women, went to war at the same time. The mother alone wiped them all out.

Since then, the queen mother has established her exclusive position in the heavenly court, and even the Jade Emperor has to stand aside.

When Hu Yao arrived at the Heavenly Court, all the heavenly soldiers and generals were ready to fight. Hu Yao directly skipped the group of shrimps. Who has time to play wheel battle with them?

When Hu Yao saw the Queen Mother, she was sitting on a chair and eating a peach.Yes, the Queen Mother is indeed gnawing peaches without any image, exuding the aura of a woman's silk all over her body, which is completely different from the dignified and ruthless image of the Queen Mother expected by Hu Yao.

The queen mother laughed, she is already the supreme existence in this world, why should Mao put on airs to make herself suffer?She can do whatever she wants, who dares to say more nonsense!Even if she farted in public, others would only dare to say that it was a dignified and elegant fart.

Hu Yao went straight to the point, took out a small notebook to record the questions, and directly asked the Queen Mother those questions that had troubled him for a long time.Hu Yao has too many things she wants to ask about the traditional world of immortals in China.

The Queen Mother took another bite of the peach, and said in surprise, "The reason why you forced yourself into the Heavenly Court is to ask questions, right?"

Hu Yao nodded solemnly. If he couldn't find out, he didn't mind using some unconventional methods.

After hearing the words, the Queen Mother calmly threw a peach pit at Hu Yao. When the peach pit hit the ground, it produced a force comparable to a nuclear bomb explosion, but Hu Yao was unscathed.

Hu Yao felt that the queen mother didn't seem to be very talkative, so let's just start the fight.

In an instant, murderous aura filled the sky, and all the creatures within a radius of ten thousand miles fled, fearing that the duel between the two great gods would harm Chi Yu.

After taking a few tricks, the queen mother quickly assessed the fighting power of this demon, and then said very decisively that we can communicate well, why is it so unpleasant to fight and kill?

Hu Yan laughed, as expected, one has the strength to gain the right to speak, so let Ben Mo take a look at the first question...

The despicable and shameless Queen Mother took advantage of Hu Yao's flipping through the small books, and used the shortest time to concentrate all her body's skills in one point, and then launched a sneak attack without hesitation, and Hu Yao hung up.

The Queen Mother's eyes, mouth, and ears were all bleeding. The demon's reaction speed was too fast, and she launched a counterattack at the moment of her sneak attack. Although she made a better move, she was still seriously injured.

The Queen Mother decided to eat a few dozen catties of flat peaches to restore her vitality.

The gods, big and small, returned to the heaven and found that the demon had been instantly killed by the Queen Mother. They all put up smiles and complimented the Queen Mother for her heroism.

The queen mother ignored them. Apart from being able to wash the ground after the war, these gods only had the advantage of flattering.

All the gods were bitter in their hearts. Facing the overwhelmed and nervous queen mother, what else could they say besides flattering her?

Seeing that they tried so hard to flatter her, the Queen Mother decisively awarded each of them a rainbow fart praise teacher qualification certificate.

The immortals looked at the bright red and golden notebook in their hands, and understood in a second that the Queen Mother was going crazy again. Speaking of which, they all forgot when the Queen Mother became so crazy.

The Queen Mother sneered. If these high-ranking gods knew that they were just cannon fodder in a cliché story without a name, they would probably all become crazy, right?