His Royal Highness is very tired [Comprehensive fairy tale]

The ideal is full...

The reality is really skinny!

Princess Carol, who was locked in the cage, stared blankly at a dragon that began to snort after eating and drinking. …

Of course, all she can do now is point her middle finger, who makes the cage really strong!

Ha ha!

Seeing that the evil dragon was drooling all over the floor, Princess Carol couldn't stand the smell of dragon's saliva any longer, pinching her nose and breathing through her mouth.

A carnivore's sneeze is the scariest thing in the world!

Princess Carol, who was locked in a cage and admired by an ugly dragon for a month, was almost fainted, and she didn't know what kind of brain circuit this ugly dragon was. Taking the route of exchanging hostages, every time she gets along with it, it is really stressful!

Her Royal Highness was very tired, so she could only continue to stare at the lock of the cage.By the way, I secretly used a wide skirt to block the lock of the cage, and each fumbled to unlock it with a thin wire...

Of course, a dragon that cannot transform into a human form and whose aesthetics is completely different from that of a human is not interested in the princess.Of course, it captured the princess for ransom. By the way, before reaching an agreement with the old king, it used the princess to catch the brave and other humans to go to its cave. After all, humans have always been at the top of the dragon's diet.

The dragon loves the brave, of course this is not love.It's a picky eater's love for high-quality meat, so for the sake of the beautiful princess, come brave!

Brave Five: "..."

"You are going in the wrong direction again." Prince Dianxi said, "We should go to the right."

"Really? Hahahaha!" The brave touched his head in embarrassment and laughed, "My sense of direction is not very good."

A few others: "Yes, yes, you know, most of the brave men are road idiots hahaha."

His Royal Highness: "Hey, this is the first time I've heard of such a setting." His Royal Highness felt that he had learned a lot.

"Hahahaha." The priest pointed awkwardly at the map in the brave man's hand, "This map is very chaotic and covered with blood, so it's normal for the brave man to take the wrong path hahaha."

His Royal Highness looked at the eye-catching reminder boards that would appear every one meter, hesitated for a while, and finally said nothing.

As long as they are happy.

Brave and others: Finally fooled it!

Those who have been trying to find a chance to get rid of the prince, look at me, I look at you, resign yourself to your fate and walk in the right direction.It was not long before the dragon's cave appeared before them.

We all know that evil creatures have to look evil and spooky from the outside, and the dragon's cave is no exception.Living deep in the mountains, after occupying the best and largest cave, the first thing it did was to decorate its cave entrance with human bones.There are layers of dense bones facing each other at the entrance of the cave, and the visual impact is simply overwhelming.

"This is really spectacular!" His Royal Highness said with emotion, "The owner here must be a fastidious dragon." Cannibalism even spits out skeletons.

Brave: "..."

"Cheer up, brave man!" The pastor patted the brave man's back, "Are you feeling better?"

"I..." The brave man wiped his mouth, "It's much better..." He started to vomit again.

Well, it stinks!

"The dragon's intestines and stomach are really extraordinary." His Royal Highness covered his nose with a handkerchief, "With such a strong smell of corpses and rotting corpses, it didn't die of plague or other infectious diseases. It really is a powerful dragon." species."

"Let's go first..." The brave man began to vomit again, "Let's go in first."

This is about to start the dragon slaying...

His Royal Highness watched the revived crowd pick up their weapons and set up their positions, and then drew out his sword.

And against the background of the big sword of the berserker and the giant sword of the brave, the sword of His Royal Highness, no matter how you look at it...

"What a delicate sword." The pastor praised, "It looks very... um, light." Pastor Yan Kong instantly fell in love with Rose Lirao's good looks.

Holding the rose Lirao Prince Highness: "..."

His Royal Highness began to think about the feasibility of only posing handsomely in the whole stroke.

"I'll go in and check it out first." The assassin who had been silent all this time said, "Wait for my news." He watched him stealthily, and proceeded to the depths of the dragon's cave.

15 minutes later……

"The dragon is sleeping, and the princess is picking the lock." The assassin said blankly, "Hurry up, she's already started to take off her skirt."

other people:"……"

Is it so fragrant? !

The court costumes of the Kappa Kingdom have always been known for being cumbersome, cumbersome, gorgeous and anti-human.Although the Clinolin-style long skirt shows the beauty of the ladies to the greatest extent, the heavy panniers, layers of fabrics, and waists make the ladies' movements extremely inconvenient, and Princess Carol naturally does not exception.

When she could only choose between beauty and freedom, Princess Carol, the number one beauty in the kingdom, chose without hesitation...

Take off the long skirt and waist.

Then the princess finally experienced unrestrained pleasure!

Brave: "..."

Priest:"……"

Mage: "..."

assassin:"……"

Berserker:"……"

prince:"……"

It's really fragrant!

Princess Carol: "..."

Princess Carol quickly tore off the fabric from the court dress to wrap herself up, and looked at the adventure group with horrified eyes.

"Don't worry." The brave man said in a low voice, "We will definitely not tell other people about the fat on your stomach and O-shaped legs, Your Highness the Princess."

"Kill them!" Princess Carol retreated back into the cage in an instant, and Li Hua said to the sleepy-eyed evil dragon with rain, "Kill them quickly!" Then she voluntarily and consciously locked the cage.

Brave: "Why?!!!"

Aren't all princesses beautiful and kind?

His Royal Highness Prince:"……"

His Royal Highness covered his mouth and snickered for a while, then he withdrew his sword and watched the brave and the dragon fight.

The evil dragon has three moves, fire breathing, claw swinging and violent collision. With the help of Rose Lirao, His Royal Highness the prince, who is highly resistant to magic, can easily block the dragon fire of the evil dragon.

The thickness of the dragon's skin is incomparable to that of the devil, so the swords of the brave, the knives of the berserkers, and the magical moves of the mages have no obvious effect on it. At most, they can only leave scars on it. , although bloody but not fatal.

However, although their damage is limited, compared with the dragons, the light body and flexible movements of the human race can still allow them to avoid the claws of the dragon and deal with it without any danger.

"Pierce its eyes!" After dodging the dragon's attack in embarrassment again, the brave man screamed out of breath, "The dragon's eyes are the most vulnerable place!" The volley jumped onto the dragon's head in an instant, "Go to hell!!!"

The god-level giant sword instantly blinded the dragon's yellow eyeballs!

"Roar!!!" The enraged dragon went berserk instantly, shaking his head like a washing machine in later generations. His Royal Highness looked at the brave man who was stubbornly holding on to the giant sword, and couldn't help clapping his hands any longer. , "Brave, you are really amazing!!!"

In this battle, he was very impressed by the strength, fearlessness, wit and charisma that the brave showed to everyone. Seeing the brave with a ferocious expression, Venus birds flying around his head because of the high-speed rotation, His Royal Highness was drumming After finishing palming, he threw out a pack of potion powder!

"Haqiu, Haqiu, Haqiu!" The moment the powder was inhaled, the dragon stopped and shook its head and sneezed loudly. Because of the close distance, our brave and fearless warriors were immediately wet by the dragon's sneeze...

"Hahahahaha!" The princess let out a gleeful smile, "You deserve it!"

Don't ask her why she doesn't cheer up the brave group who are also human, hold grudges!

"Is it so useful?" His Royal Highness smiled, "Then, please cover your mouth and nose!" He threw more than a dozen packs of medicinal powder and several bottles of potion at the dragon in one breath.

It doesn't look too difficult to use the magic potion of the magic castle to deal with the dragon!

This is a drug specially used to deal with dragons. Although it will affect people, as long as you cover your mouth and nose in time, the problem will not be serious.The magic dragon that inhaled a large amount of medicinal powder instantly hit Zai Lin, and its eyes became the shape of mosquito coils.

Brave Five: "..."

The embarrassed group of five looked at His Royal Highness, who was neatly dressed, and shivered together.

"Then next..." His Royal Highness met their defensive eyes, "It's time to slay the dragon." He put down the handkerchief that had been covering his mouth and nose, and took out his Rose Beauty.

"I don't really know how to slay a dragon." His Highness stabbed the dragon's intact right eye with a sword, making it get rid of the name of the one-eyed dragon, "After the eyes are blinded, do you cut off its limbs? "

His Royal Highness held the sword and cut off the dragon's limbs like sawing a tree: "I'm so tired." He wiped off the dragon blood splashed on his face under the horrified eyes of others, "What should I do next? Cut off its dragon wings?"

"That..." The brave man who vomited several times raised his hand weakly, "Your Highness, don't you think it's okay to be afraid of its head being chopped off from the beginning?"

Dragons are not chickens, ducks and geese, how long can they live after their heads are beheaded!

His Royal Highness, who had cut off one wing of the dragon: "So that's how it is!" He walked along the dragon's back to the dragon's spine, and then started the creepy sawing time, "You are so smart, Mister Brave."

"This is the first time I've seen a dragon. You guys are laughing at how incompetent you are." His Royal Highness said shyly, "A brave man deserves to be a brave man, and he can even kill a dragon!" He patted the dragon. The shoulders of the brave, "This is the luck of the mainland!"

Priest:"……"

Mage: "..."

assassin:"……"

"Dragon Slayer, isn't it you, the prince?"

"No~" His Royal Highness's smile became brighter and brighter, "How could the Dragon Slayer be me? I'm just a vase prince, and the Dragon Slayer is obviously you..."

The anti-human potion floated in the air in an instant, and the brave and the others and Princess Carol instantly fainted on Lin.

"Why?" the assassin looked at the sword on his neck and asked, "Why do you know my location?"

Wearing a mask all year round to control his breathing rhythm, he didn't take much drugs at all.

"Don't you know?" His Royal Highness said kindly, "In a team situation, teammates can see the position of the assassin."

Then he knocked out the assassin with a sword, and placed the warriors side by side.

"Your Highness, we are here!" Duke Henry's voice came from the entrance of the cave, "In order to avoid being noticed, I only brought a group of people disguised as merchants to enter the Kappa Kingdom this time."

"It doesn't matter." His Royal Highness wiped his sword and looked at the Duke, "Just bring enough horses."

His Royal Highness looked at the mountains of gold, silver and jewels in front of him: "With this wealth, I believe our army will expand several times soon, and we don't need to worry about military supplies and military expenses."

"Did you notice it?" His Royal Highness asked, looking at the soldiers who were busy packing jewels.

"Please rest assured, Your Highness, the king has nothing to do with it." Duke Henry said solemnly, "Last time I made a mistake and mistrusted a traitor, which caused His Highness's army to be almost exposed. This time, I acted very secretly and experienced everything personally. It does."

"That's good..." His Royal Highness looked at him, and suddenly showed a mischievous smile, "A prince who doesn't want to be an emperor is not a good king, is he?"

Duke Henry: "Yes Prince!"

He firmly supports His Royal Highness to overthrow the rule of George VIII!

******

His Majesty the Demon King: "..."

His Majesty the Demon King scratched his head as he looked at the sleeping Adventure Five and the princess, and at the extremely miserable death dragon.

He thought there would be a battle, so he specially polished his nails and made a tan!

but……

The devil looked at the huge and luxurious golden bed in the cave and smiled, then he smashed the cave with one leg of the bed and flew directly to the magic castle.

"It's weird..." The devil holding the bed, "Don't dragons like treasure? Why does this one look so unorthodox?"