His Royal Highness is very tired [Comprehensive fairy tale]

His Royal Highness: "It's really interesting..."

Hank: "..."

Lauren: "..."

"Your Highness..." Hank looked at the gloomy cell, "You are joking with us, aren't you?"

"Of course..." His Royal Highness's smile remained unchanged, "Of course I'm not joking with you." He kicked Hank into the cell.

Immediately afterwards, he signaled the guards to bring Lauren in as well.Because Lauren was too fat, His Royal Highness refused to kick him.

"Let me introduce it to you." His Royal Highness pointed to a certain torture device, "This is the Iron Maiden I ordered."

"You know its usefulness, right?" His Royal Highness looked at the two liars in shock, "Who will be the first?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Hank, who was almost incontinent due to the scare of the Iron Maiden, hugged the prince's legs and refused to let go, "Your Highness, please forgive us, we are forced to do nothing!"

Hank looked at the black prince who had already materialized, and his heart was full of bullshit. Who the hell is the crown prince of the Alpha Kingdom, the kindest and gentle prince, and he wants to strangle the person who spreads false news!

His Majesty the Demon King: "Ha Qiu!" Those two liars moved really slowly.

"Oh?" His Royal Highness looked down at Hank and Lauren and asked, "Who forced you to come?"

Without waiting for Hank to come up with an answer, the prince rushed to answer, "Of course it's the devil."

"So now..." His Highness Wang Zi said, "You are useless, and those who are useless should accept the embrace of the Iron Maiden."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Lauren shivered, "No, no, I don't want to be pierced with countless blood holes."

His Royal Highness glanced at Lauren's figure, and then at the Iron Maiden...

"Sooner or later, I will hang the blacksmith to death." His Royal Highness said with a smile, "How dare you cut corners."

Lauren: "Huh?"

Hank: "Forgive me!" For the first time, he hated his body for being so slender!

"As you all know, I am a kind prince." After admiring the ugliness of the two liars, His Royal Highness said, "So after the merciful prince exposes your trick, although he is angry, he will not kill you .”

Hank: "..."

Lauren: "Huh? Really?"

"Of course, you should also accept some punishment. This is the price you should pay for trying to fool the prince." His Royal Highness looked down at them, "But your physical fitness is so poor, you must not be able to survive the punishment, right?"

"Your Highness..." Hank, who had already seen through the prince's job, raised his head, "We are willing to share our worries and labors for Your Highness, so that our sins can be eliminated."

His Royal Highness: "Very well, what's your name?"

"My name is Hank." Hank pointed to Lauren, "This is my brother, Lauren."

Hank, who is mainly a liar and a part-time thief, hugged His Royal Highness's thigh: "Please give orders, Your Highness."

"My first order is..." His Royal Highness, "Let go, don't hold my leg." It's disgusting, is there Sakura?

******

George VIII has been troubled recently with the return of his eldest son.

After another absurd night, George VIII changed his clothes listlessly under the service of his valet.

"What's going on?" He frowned and asked, "Why can't I wear any of my clothes?!"

"Your Majesty the King..." George VIII's valet was embarrassed, "Your Majesty's weight has skyrocketed recently, so..."

Since His Royal Highness came back, His Majesty the King's night sickness has become more and more serious.Because of anxiety, His Majesty the King, who was already sleep-deprived, lived a colorful and colorful life every night. This also completely messed up his work and rest routine, which was already a little insomnia, and directly caused his endocrine to be completely out of balance.

The current His Majesty the King's weight fluctuates greatly, and the speed at which the royal family makes clothes can no longer keep up with His Majesty's weight gain.

"Your Majesty the King..." Just as His Majesty was struggling to breathe because of the tight clothes, a minister who came to report to work, "I heard that a pair of highly skilled tailors came from the Alpha Kingdom. Even the most demanding people in the world are full of praise for their clothes. I would like to introduce them to His Majesty, because the clothes they sew are not only of excellent quality, but also very fast."

Minister: "Moreover, they still have rare clothes for His Majesty to appreciate."

"Really?" George VIII suddenly became interested, "I want to summon them to see if their skills are as good as you think."

"Did you see it, Your Majesty?" Hank held up the costume, "This is our masterpiece, and I can guarantee that there is no more gorgeous dress than it in the world."

George VIII: "..." He didn't see anything.

"Alas..." Hank put down the "luxury clothes", "We originally planned to dedicate this dress to His Royal Highness, because this is a dress that only those who are knowledgeable and wise and can discern right from wrong can see it. We heard that His Royal Highness is That kind of people."

Hank: "It's a pity..." He shook his head and sighed.

"And then?" George VIII asked curiously, "Why didn't my son accept this, um, dress."

"Because His Royal Highness can't see it." Lauren's expression was extremely simple and honest, "He is a foolish prince in a vase."

"Shut up Lauren." Hank quickly explained, "Your Majesty, we don't mean to despise the character and wisdom of His Royal Highness, please don't get me wrong."

"How can I misunderstand." The king was in a good mood. "Your clothes are really exquisite, especially the one you just showed. It's a pity that my son couldn't see how gorgeous it is."

"Your Majesty the King..." Hank was moved with tears in his eyes, "We knew that you must be able to see it if you are as wise as you."

"Yes, yes!" The originally silent ministers scrambled to echo, "Look at this pattern, look at this handwork, look at this fabric and the gems on it, ah, this is simply the best I have ever seen. clothes."

"Now..." George VIII, "I believe that you are excellent tailors. Can you sew for me this kind of finery that can only be seen by people who are wise and discerning right from wrong?"

"Please rest assured, Your Majesty, we will definitely make better-looking clothes than this one!" Hank assured, "But the materials and precious stones..."

"You can have as much as you want!" George VIII was in a good mood, "I will go to the streets in half a month, and I will wear my new clothes and have fun with my subjects." Successfully brainwashed George VIII is now really convinced that he has seen the appearance of the Chinese costume!

……

On the day of the trip, His Royal Highness did not appear in the king's team, but stayed in the palace because everyone knew that His Highness was a dull and stupid vase prince, and he couldn't even see the king's gorgeous new clothes.

When the ceremonies and music were played, His Royal Highness watched the king's team marching mightily, but the smile on his face could not be stopped.

Rapunzel: "Your Majesty the King..." What a hot eye!

Witch: "Close your eyes!" The witch closed the window angrily, "I never thought the king was such a rogue, and I really don't understand why he is the father of His Royal Highness.

As far as the king's IQ is concerned, is the prince a genetic mutation?

On the street, people cheered and screamed for the king's appearance, and praised the beauty and delicacy of the new clothes like the ministers.Listening to the praise of the subjects, George VIII proudly held out his big belly, accepting the envious eyes of the subjects.

"But..." A child about three or four years old said, "Your Majesty is not wearing anything!"

When the crisp child's voice sounded, the surrounding cheers suddenly stagnated.Immediately afterwards, several children echoed: "Yes, His Majesty the King is really not wearing anything."

"Is His Majesty wearing nothing?"

"Hu, obviously he is wearing the most gorgeous clothes."

"But……"

"Are you a foolish and indiscriminate man?"

"The children are all naked to His Majesty the King!"

"This……"

"His Majesty is indeed not wearing anything!"

"Children don't lie."

"This is difficult, isn't the pump just cheating on food and drink?"

"But so many children are, are they all lying?!"

"His majesty is naked..."

"His belly is really big. It is obvious that his subjects are living so hard. But he eats every kind of delicacies and eats himself so fat!"

"His Majesty's underwear is really tasteless!"

"You are too harsh, His Majesty's underwear is actually fine, the reason why it looks so ugly is actually because His Majesty's figure is very poor!"

George VIII: "..."

He's going to kill those two liars!

******

"It's so beautiful, Henry." His Royal Highness looked at the throne with obsession in his eyes.

"Yes, Your Highness." Duke Henry said, "Now, it is yours, and it will be yours only."

"Gorgeous new clothes..." His Royal Highness sighed, "No matter how beautiful the clothes are, is it as beautiful as the throne?"

He who had been standing in front of the throne for a long time finally moved. After taking two steps, His Royal Highness turned around and sat down Shi Shiran: "This is really the most comfortable chair I have ever sat on so far."

Granted, it's not the most comfortable chair in the world.Because the most comfortable chair will only be the throne of the emperor, not the throne of the king of a country.