His Royal Highness is very tired [Comprehensive fairy tale]

"His Royal Highness is pregnant." His Majesty the Demon King pointed to His Highness Prince who was covering his mouth and making himself gag, "It's mine, mine."

His Majesty the Demon King: "Therefore, there is no need for any more blind dates. We are going to marry a son, Princess Mary, you can go back to China!"

Princess Mary: "..."

The smile on Princess Mary's face remained unchanged, but the volcano in her heart was already tending to erupt.Princess Mary looked at the skinless and shameless His Majesty the Demon King: "I think, His Royal Highness should not be able to conceive."

Don't tell her that the prince is a woman disguised as a man, she still doesn't want to appreciate such a bloody plot.

His Royal Highness Prince:"……"

"Your Highness, calm down, please calm down!" Tom hurriedly hugged His Highness' waist and pleaded, "Please, don't lift the vase, it will hit you."

"Your Highness, please calm down!" The other servants also hurriedly surrounded His Highness the Prince. After disdainful efforts, they finally managed to snatch the vase back from His Highness's hands.

His Majesty the Demon King: "Ah, it's so scary."

His Majesty the Demon King pouted, looked at His Highness Prince pitifully, stamped his feet with perfectly standard orchid fingers and complained: "Your Highness, you scared me."

Boom!

The porcelain vase, which traveled across the ocean from the Eastern Continent and finally settled in the Alpha Palace, and served the royal family for half a century, is honorably laid off today.

Although the shattering of the porcelain made His Highness the Prince feel extremely regretful, but looking at His Majesty the Demon King who was crazily bleeding from his head, His Highness the Prince was sad and relieved.

"It's a great life, and a glorious death." His Royal Highness looked at the remains of the porcelain vase, "You will be an eternal legend in the porcelain world."

To be able to smash the devil's head like this, the porcelain from the Eastern Continent is really amazing.

"Tom..." His Royal Highness, "Listen, no matter how much money and time I spend, I want oriental porcelain to be everywhere in the palace. Only they can give me some safety."

Tom: "Huh? Oh? Good Your Highness."

His Majesty the Demon King: "Ah, I'm bleeding!"

His Majesty the Demon King put one hand on his chest and the other on his head and screamed, "Your Highness, domestic violence is not good."

He didn't believe that His Royal Highness would dare to lose his composure again.

His Royal Highness Prince:"……"

Tom swears that he saw tic tac toe crazily appearing above the prince's head.

After a period of turmoil...

"You two..." His Royal Highness looked at the two uninvited guests, "Your Highness, did you sleep well last night?"

"Yes, Your Highness, I've had enough rest." Princess Mary put down her teacup, and then she said with some hesitation, "Maybe it's because of the rain, my skin is a little sore."

His Royal Highness: "This is a very serious matter. I think I need to call a doctor for you, so as not to damage the fragile skin of Your Royal Highness."

Princess Mary: "Thank you, Your Highness."

"My skin hurts a bit too." His Majesty the Demon King looked at the two people who were chatting happily, raised his hand and forcefully inserted into the middle of the topic, "My arm hurts too."

He lifted his Barbie pink sleeves, revealing his scarred arms: "My skin is also very delicate."

His Royal Highness: "Find him a doctor, give him a few more shots of tetanus, and get rabies vaccine by the way. Of course, I know that there is no such thing as rabies vaccine in this era, so you just wait for me to die. "

Why didn't the trap catch him dead!

"Your Highness..." His Majesty the Demon King had tears in his eyes, "It really makes me so happy to see you think so much about me."

His Royal Highness Prince:"……"

After repeating the Meroz breathing method several times, His Royal Highness finally calmed down a little: "Because of the heavy rain, the traffic is very inconvenient. The guard of honor of the two princesses must be trapped elsewhere."

Princess Mary sighed: "I miss them so much."

His Majesty the Demon King heaved a sigh of relief: "I miss them too." I don't know if those stupid demons have researched anything that makes him feel novel.

"The rain is so heavy, and I don't know when it will stop." His Royal Highness looked out the window, worried, "I hope the crops will not be damaged by the heavy rain."

Then he stood up and said to the two "princesses", "I'm very sorry, two princesses, I still have some government affairs to deal with."

Princess Mary: "Goodbye, Your Royal Highness."

His Majesty the Demon King: "Can we leave government affairs aside?" He often does this, and nothing major happens.

His Royal Highness: "No."

He glanced contemptuously at the Demon King who had been idle all year round, and left the living room without hesitation.

……

"What do you think of the two of them?" His Royal Highness asked this question after gathering the maids who had served the Demon King and Princess Mary.

"Princess Mary is indeed a genuine princess." Anne, Princess Mary's maid, "her words and deeds are so perfect and amiable; her manners are so elegant and moving..."

Annie closed her eyes intoxicated: "There is also Princess Mary's skin, I can swear that it is definitely the most delicate skin in the world."

His Royal Highness: "Okay, I understand. Annie, you can wipe your drool now."

"Where is the other princess?" His Royal Highness looked at the other maids and asked.

"Your Highness..." Ivy, the maid in charge of taking care of His Majesty the Demon King, "I am in charge of taking care of the princess..."

Her complexion was ugly: "She is simply the most savage and active princess I have ever seen."

His Royal Highness looked at her sympathetically: "I agree with what you said."

"Within 5 minutes after checking in, she kicked off her shoes, and asked me about His Highness's preferences and routine while shaking her legs." Ivy, "Although her conversation is not vulgar, she always speaks Shocking, ho ho, weird laugh..."

His Royal Highness: "Poor Ivy."

Ivy: "Besides, her actions are also very suspicious. When I helped her change clothes this morning, I saw fresh scars on her hands."

His Royal Highness: "..." He did not feel the joy of solving the case at all.

Ivy: "There is also the princess's skin, I swear it is definitely the roughest skin I have ever touched. When my hands touch her skin, it will feel a little tingling."

"Huh?" His Royal Highness suddenly sat upright, "Why did you touch his skin?"

"Your Highness?" Ivy looked at the prince with an unusual expression, "That's because the princess can't wear the necklace alone."

His Royal Highness immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Okay, thanks for your hard work." His Royal Highness thought for a while, "I know you must have a lot of doubts about the two ladies who claim to be princesses, in fact, I do too. Tonight, let us verify Find out if what they say is true or not."

Tom/Ivy/Annie: "Your Highness, we feel that the answer to this question is clear at a glance who is the princess and who is the liar."

His Royal Highness: "In short, do as I say."

His Royal Highness looked away guiltily.

******

On the third day after the "princesses" moved into the palace, the rainstorm finally stopped.

When the warm morning sun shone onto the bed, His Royal Highness let out a satisfied sigh, and then he opened his eyes, enjoying the warm sunshine.

Tom: "Your Highness, it's rare for you to sleep well."

His Royal Highness: "Yes, Tom." His Royal Highness lifted the quilt.

Tom: "Hey, Your Highness, why are there bloodstains on these traps again? I clearly remember that I cleaned them all."

His Royal Highness smiled slightly: "Help me change my clothes." After throwing all the traps under the bed, he stretched gracefully.

It was time for him to meet the two "Her Royal Highnesses".

"His Royal Highness, are you sleeping well?" His Royal Highness asked Princess Mary.

"Actually, I didn't sleep very well." Princess Mary looked haggard, "Your Highness, I feel something under me, it's so hard that I can't sleep."

"I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness." Anne stood up, "It may be our negligence." She and Ivy lifted the mattress together, and saw a pea lying on the bed, "It turns out that the culprit is it , your skin is so delicate and delicate that ordinary people can't sense its existence."

"Really?" Princess Mary looked at the prince and the maids with a half-smile, she knew in her heart that this was a temptation from His Highness the Prince.

A real princess is not afraid of any temptation.

"How about you? Princess of Gamma Kingdom, are you sleeping well?" His Royal Highness asked the silent Demon King.

"Actually, I didn't sleep very well either." His Majesty the Demon King was listless, "I always feel something prickling, which makes me unable to sleep."

"Really?" His Royal Highness looked at the Iron Maiden in the Demon King's bedroom, "Why didn't they stab you to death?"

Shrouded in sunlight, even the original Iron Maiden no longer looked so cold and dangerous.And under the sunlight, I saw that the iron nails and spikes on the Iron Maiden had all been bent, and a good instrument of torture had completely become a toy.

"Unexpectedly, even the Iron Maiden can't hold you down." His Royal Highness smiled unchanged, "Is your hand okay?"

His Majesty the Demon King: "I feel a little numb." He was about to lose consciousness in his arm.

His Royal Highness: "Would you dare to put your hand on an indescribable part of me next time?"

"Oh!" His Majesty the Demon King said in pain, "You actually put the trap on an indescribable part, you are too cunning, Your Highness." The anesthetic on the trap is really powerful!

His Royal Highness: "Anyway, I won't be caught!"