Naruto I am Tian Tian

After that incident, Neji returned to the previous state of ice and water mixture.He explained that it was only done that day because the teacher asked for a seal of reconciliation.

But at that time, even the teacher forgot about it, right? Ning Ci, or would you say that you mainly want to show that your memory is better?

In short, there is still a little progress, right?I am having fun.

At least, Neji would turn his head back slightly when Kameda Fukiki was teasing me, although I'm not sure if he was laughing at me... =_=

In fact, Kameda Xiaobie and I were more chatty, because his methods of teasing girls were all left over from my play, so the following situations often appeared between us:

After I calmly slapped a caterpillar to death on the table, I patted him on the shoulder: "Don't do this kind of thing that only 3-year-olds would do in the future. The bugs are going to my house to have a party tonight~"

The turtle is deflated ==

When I took off the "I am a pig" sticky note behind me speechlessly, I patted him on the back vigorously, and then said excitedly, "Let's practice shuriken together~"

So the simple one went on a tour of the training ground for 3 laps with a note written by himself, and was very happy and silly. Maybe he was wondering why everyone laughed at him~

Another time, when I saw him trying to hide my notes, I smiled, picked up his notes and went into the women's room, coming out with empty hands and a refreshed mind.Poor him endured contempt and asked the girl to go in and look for it, but the girl came out and scolded him as a pervert because there were no magic horses in the toilet.Then when he returned to his seat in despair, he was surprised to find his notes lying on the table clean and intact. He didn't know whether he should be happy to find the notes, or rush to kill a certain one.

I spread my hands innocently: "I didn't say anything, you misunderstood." Well, the reason why I feel refreshed is because I "beep—" very happily, can't I?

The little turtle resented.

I am happier.

With a happy face, I jumped happily to the woods to practice shuriken, expecting Itachi to come quietly as usual, intercept my Kunai, and after a slight smile, I threw it handsomely with one hand——

"Clang!" It was intercepted, but it was with kunai!I was startled, and hurriedly turned around, and at the same time, the Kunai in my hand quickly let go, piercing the wind and hitting the direction just now, but it was a step too late—a cold touch lay across my artery, a specially made The metallic smell rushed into my nostrils, damn it, the person who came here is at least a ninja...

For some reason, I wish Itachi would appear in front of me at this moment, I hope to see his unique gentle smile, and handsome Sharingan.

"Uchiha, you're finally here." I heard the sneer of the people behind me, and then, a familiar figure flashed out instantly, the blood-red Sharingan eyes opened, Itachi stared at him closely, and said coldly: " Let her go."

"Impossible." The other party smiled evilly, "It was hard for me to blackmail you, how could I give up this opportunity?"

"I ask you to let her go." Itachi's eyes turned cold, and the temperature dropped sharply.

Hmm... If I were Ran, I wouldn't be able to use karate, so I should call "Washing Machine" (Shinichi's Japanese pronunciation), and if the washing machine isn't here, I should call "Conan-kun", right?

Before I could finish thinking, I only felt a blow to the back of my head, and then my eyes went dark and I lost consciousness.

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I seemed to hear Itachi's voice, more anxious and gentle than usual.

"Tiantian—hey, don't pretend to be dead. I'll kick you down if you don't get up again."

…Just now, when I didn’t say it =_=

I narrowed my eyes, this seems to be my home, why is itachi here...

"Do you really want to be kicked down?" A voice came from above my head, and I sat up and grabbed Itachi's sleeve: "Hey, weasel, why are you in my house?"

There was an inexplicable smile in Itachi's eyes, which made my liver tremble for no reason.He crossed his arms and said leisurely, "If you weren't so stupid, injured, and held me in a coma and wouldn't let go, I wouldn't have come here." He paused, and continued, "By the way, who is Conan? "

"Huh?" I was puzzled for a moment and then shocked, "How did you know Conan, Weasel?!" Could it be that he also watched "Detective Conan"? !

"Before you fainted, you called out "Conan-kun" very delicately..." explained with a deadpan expression.

What the hell!I've been thinking about God all day long!I'm speechless, how can I explain this?Bite the bullet and talk about a more reliable one first, and then talk about it~ "Uh... it's the plot of a novel..."

"Is it the same as "Massiveness in Paradise"?"

I was thinking about how to justify myself, so didn't react at all, so I waved my hand carelessly: "Ah~ almost~" Eh?Why is itachi looking at me with that expression? !Wait a moment!Make out in heaven? !that is not……

"How can you watch Kiss Paradise?!" I was excited, Itachi, you are only 13 years old, you are still underage, Kiss Paradise is forbidden for minors, you are just a ninjutsu genius. Come on!

She missed the main contradiction again.Itachi was helpless, but explained calmly on the surface: "Kakashi recommended it." Well, Kakashi is 21 this year... (Wang Haitao is 41 this year?!)

That bad johnin... =_=

I feel weak all over, and Itachi's expression, isn't it doubting that my "Conan-kun" came from Jiraiya's writing? !

Big misunderstanding, big misunderstanding...

I'm a good young man with five lectures and four good things. I'm still a member of the league. How can I read that kind of book? Damn it!I can't let Itachi think that I'm that kind of person, or I'll be laughed at to death!

"I don't watch those who make love to heaven." I bite the bullet and explain with black lines all over my face.

"Then there is also the intimacy tactic." Itachi replied calmly.

Ouch, the person who sneaked up on me was so ruthless, I was dizzy...

Itachi comforted Tian Tian, ​​and left with a happy smile.

It's cute to pretend to be dizzy every day, so it's better not to expose it.

Itachi suddenly thought of her blushing embarrassment that she didn't know how to explain, and couldn't help chuckling.

I will have a good chat with Kakashi every day.Itachi silently came to a conclusion in his mind.

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A few days later, I found out that that night, Uchiha Weasel opened the kaleidoscope for some unknown reason.

Fuck me, I know you are a genius, but can I trouble you not to speak in that tone of "the kaleidoscope can be opened casually"?Do you know how much it is a blow to a guy like me who has no family background and blood and is not a genius! !And that genius is always expected but always unable to fulfill the promise...

Weasels are not geniuses at all when it comes to finding time for training!

The shuriken shadow clone technique that I didn’t have time to practice, on the contrary, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration after finishing training with Itachi~

"Hey, weasel." I snapped my fingers and looked at him excitedly.

"Huh?" Itachi smiled at me and responded softly.

"I thought of a very good way to learn the art of shuriken shadow clone." I swayed my index finger proudly, and said under his smiling gaze, "You give me monthly readings, and then you can learn the art of shuriken shadows." Can't you just let me practice in the monthly reading?"

Itachi gradually frowned, and after thinking about it for a long time, he nodded seriously: "Well...it's a way." Then he looked up at me, "Yuedu."

That's why I said, the world is amazing, nothing is impossible, only unexpected~

In the space of another world, in front of me, the seal gestures, movements, timing, etc. of the three generations of grandpas were constantly repeated...

Great, the monthly reading feels so realistic, just like watching a 4D movie~

I watched intently, and occasionally gestured twice.Anyway, there are not two days that you can't wake up, so just get it done in these two days, and at the end of the day, write down the essentials for future research.

Well, Yuedu is really good, it can be mass-produced in the future to practice ninjutsu or something, and make a lot of money, haha~

At this time, Itachi is giving full play to his ability to lie and not change his tone to help Tian Tian ask for two days of sick leave.

If you finish your monthly reading... it should be considered a sick leave, right?Hmm, and the injury from last time didn't heal...

Itachi found that he was also a genius in making up reasons, but this talent was completely stimulated after meeting Tiantian.

...assimilation is horrible.

I tried it immediately after waking up, although it was still a little short, but based on my memory, I am sure that I can complete the practice of Shuriken Shadow Cloning Art independently~

I was so happy that I went to Itachi for praise.Itachi really patted my head and smiled gratifiedly. Somehow, his smile inexplicably showed the vicissitudes of an uncle...

You're only 13, kid, you won't encounter me who is really prematurely aging, right?I started to be silly.

But I couldn't be happier about what happened afterwards - Itachi told me that he became the captain of the dark part.

He didn't understand why my smile suddenly froze at the corner of my mouth.

Itachi became the captain of the dark department at the age of 13. In the same year, he accepted the task of exterminating the Uchiha family.

I don't know what happened...

I don't want Itachi to go.

Although Itachi didn't have time to teach me the shuriken shadow clone technique in the past two years (he did teach it this year, hehe), but he often comes to see me, and I will proudly show him the perfect score in the shuriken class, and then He frowned and instructed me in subjects such as sex surgery, instant body art, and transformation art, which my grades need to improve.He can only give pointers occasionally, because there is no time to teach properly.

He is like my brother, he will protect me, love me, get angry with me, and share my happiness.

But recently, even if he doesn't say anything, I can see that he is indeed in trouble.

"Itachi." After a certain practice, I stopped him and said seriously, "Take me a moment, I want to talk to you."

"Okay." Itachi rubbed my hair, his eyes filled with sadness as calm as spring water.