Naruto I am Tian Tian

I have two complaints.First, Ning Ci was taken by the bustard; second, it was Ning Ci that the bustard fell in love with, not me.

...Mommy, what kind of eyes do you have, am I so unfeminine? !

When I silently squatted in the corner and drew circles, Neji quickly calmed down with great concentration.He nodded calmly, as if very

Seriously and somewhat embarrassed, he said: "I'll think about it." Then he gracefully waved his hand backwards, motioning for me to follow him.

I:"……"

This understatement made me think that I could write a novel, the name is "The Cold and Beautiful Oiran and His Unlucky Maid".

Unfortunately, whether it is fiction or reality, I have no possibility of rejecting Neji.

I followed him back to the hotel in three steps at a time, and Neji couldn't bear the look in my eyes anymore.He sat down without looking at me at all,

He said coldly: "This is a good opportunity. Although I don't know if there is a conspiracy, it still gives us the possibility to go in and investigate. If

If there is a conspiracy, we will leave in silence, but judging by the attitude of the old bustard, I don't think so. "

I froze for a moment: "You mean, the bustard doesn't know that there are ninja tools hidden in her brothel?"

Ning Ci nodded: "The less people know, the better they can deceive people."

I thought about it.No ninjas are specially assigned to guard, but there are a group of ninjas of all walks of life here to sing and sing every night. This arrangement is really good.

It's wonderful.It will not be discovered by others, and someone can protect the ninja...

"So, Neji, are you really going to be... so what?" I couldn't help but think of the scene where Neji was raped by all kinds of fat men.

I feel a chill in my heart... Men and women, if they are not beautiful, they are not as good as men and women.

Ning Ci felt a little embarrassed when he thought of this, but he hummed sullenly.

I was overwhelmed by my increasingly active brain, and I swallowed my saliva to force myself not to spit it out: "Ning Ci, or I'll go."

Ning Ci looked at me with disgust + disbelief.

This is despising my self-esteem as a woman!I untied the ball on my head aggressively, and the chestnut hair fell down instantly, with a smile of reason

The slight song that has been coiled for a long time.I tidied it up casually, then blinked at Ning Ci complacently and fired the electricity.

Ning Ci pulled a coat expressionlessly and threw it on my head.

I:"……"

What is this reaction?

Because my eyes were blocked, I couldn't see Ning Ci's expression, but I felt his tone was colder: "The face is too round, the skin is not white enough, and the body

The material is not good enough.Be honest and don't get me wrong. "

I:"……"

No matter how bad my body is, I'm stronger than you! !Anyway, I have breasts and you only have pectoral muscles!

However, judging by this posture, it is impossible for Neji to take me there, so I have no choice but to feel at ease as a backup.I pulled the clothes off my head,

Staring at Ning Ci, he said earnestly, "Don't be taken advantage of."

"Yeah." I don't know what words I said to coax him, Neji gave me a meaningful look, and replied in a good mood.

Although I felt inexplicable, this emotion was quickly diluted by a wave of unhappiness.I stared at Ning Ci's back, suppressing the unhappiness and entanglement in my heart, silently biting the corner of my clothes, these are all tactics! 36 Strategies besieged Wei and rescued Zhao, 36 Strategies were reluctant to let the children be caught by wolves.....

No, it's because I don't want to be a wolf and don't want to bear a tool...

Eh?Thinking about it this way, it seems that I still made money?Then we must sell the white-eyed wolf for a good price, anyway, I can run back by myself~ My mood suddenly improved, and I ran to sleep happily, so I became Ningmei inexplicably.

What the hell is this girl up to?

The next day.

Ning Ci and I didn't encounter any obstacles when we entered the brothel, presumably it was because the proprietress greeted us.When we arrived, the legendary No. [-] oiran who shocked the five major ninja kingdoms was coming down—the reason why this place is so famous and so many ninjas come and go is also because of her.

The oiran was dressed in holy white clothes, half of her face was covered by the legendary veil that never took off, only a pair of autumn water colored contact lenses were exposed, so it was hard to see what she looked like.But this makes her even more beautiful-people are always unable to resist mysterious things, so the more invisible they are, the more they dream about, and the more they think about things, the more beautiful they feel.

I suddenly realized that the title of the world's number one oiran was mainly due to her veil that never took off.If I had known this, I should have gotten a cloth to cover my face as soon as I wore it, alas... I missed the opportunity to become the number one oiran in the world for nothing, I thought bitterly.

Maybe it's because I said my thoughts unconsciously, or Neji's mind-reading skills have really been perfected.He glanced at me and said, "It's a pity that she is the first oiran with her face covered. You are at most an Arab if you are covered." His tone was clearly calm, but I felt that I was deeply despised.

Wuwu Ningci, although you remember the messy things I told you, I am very touched, but you can't hurt me like this, you can't be more vicious!

But it cannot be denied that such jokes gave me a sense of security that I had not seen for a long time, as if I had returned to my world.

Not long after, the old bustard came over, and before Ning Ci could speak, I rushed up, enthusiastically grabbed the old bustard's hand, and said in a heartbroken voice: "My young lady's family is in trouble, I have no choice but to do it. If you are reduced to this place, you have to treat him well.

"Looking at Ning Ci, I continued to add, "He definitely has a good horoscope, Wang Fu, making money..."

Neji: "..."

Old bustard: "..."

Are you sure you are a maid and not a human trafficker?

I obediently shut up halfway through.Cough, it's not that I don't want to talk about it, but that if I talk about it, Ningci will probably kill me...

Ning Ci gave me a cold look, walked up to the old bustard in all sorts of noble and glamorous manners, and said calmly, "I don't sell myself."

I almost spit it out, Master Ning Ci, your design is broken, and people have already bought you, so how could it be possible to let you not sell yourself.

Unexpectedly, the old bustard agreed very readily, said hello several times, and added: "With the girl's temperament, it's very good not to do anything."

temperament?Is the cold and lonely type popular now?

Thinking about the oiran who caught a glimpse just now, I secretly became a little more sure of this guess, and I couldn't help being a little more annoyed at myself.

I said why no one is interested in me, so I took the wrong route!But it's too late to regret it now, unless I poke myself into facial paralysis, otherwise I will definitely not be able to become a fairy-like woman with my personality.

I fancied myself for a while, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. Even if Ning Ci was as beautiful as a flower, the old bustard agreed not to sell herself, it was too straightforward, it was like... Playing hard to get?

I suddenly thought of those plots I watched in TV dramas in the past. Usually, they first pretended to agree, and then drugged them, and cooked raw rice into porridge...

not good!Neji is in danger!I turned around abruptly, how could there be Ning Ci?I think it's because I've been thinking about it for too long just now, and everyone has dispersed.I clenched my fists, left the brothel before the guards came to chase them away, turned around and entered a clothing store.

"Here's some men's clothing."

I put down this sentence as if I was going to order food in a restaurant, I ignored the shopkeeper's speechless expression, looked at the bright sunshine with piercing eyes, and clenched my fists involuntarily.

I'm not a princess who can't do anything but wait, and of course I know Neji isn't either.

However, I don't mind being the prince who protects him once.

When I put on the men's clothes, I turned around in the mirror, smacked my lips, and nodded in satisfaction.It can't be seen that I have the talent to dress up as a man. Although my body is a bit small, I am full of heroism, and I look pretty handsome.

And this chest... Forget it, it just developed late that day, anyway, it can be regarded as a convenience now.

I comforted myself and stepped into the brothel.

After searching around, I finally found Neji.He was sitting in the crowd, without any special movements or expressions, but I could almost tell at a glance that he was trying not to get rid of the other party.According to Ning Ci's work efficiency, if he hasn't found the specific location of the ninja equipment, he will definitely find a place to roll his eyes and burst his veins instead of sitting here waiting to die.

……Eh?Why is it that Ning Ci seems a little bit wretched when I say it...

In short, now that the location has been determined, the next step should be to steal it.You must get out as soon as possible, otherwise who knows if the madam will give Ning Ci some weird medicine and make him do some weird things...

Oh, Xiao Ningci, Luo Shan's eyes watered halfway, is a little excited just thinking about it.

At this time, Neji also noticed me.He frowned slightly, looking a little dissatisfied.

As I was about to go there, I saw Neji silently sign two words to me in Konoha special code words——

……peony?

This girl's name is a bit vulgar.

So I pretended I didn't see him, and raised my hand to beckon the old bustard: "I'll order peonies."

The old bustard looked a little embarrassed: "There is a peony house, but we really don't have a girl named Peony here."

Me: "...I mean the peony house..."

As expected, the old bustard didn't know the reason, so she just nodded casually, then winked earnestly and said, "Would you like to order a girl to serve? We have all kinds of girls here, and the number one oiran Yan'er is even more famous. The Five Great Nations..."

I rubbed my chin: "I'll wait for someone, and I'll pick when he arrives." After finishing speaking, I took out some money and handed it to her in a very chic and painful way, "First serve a few small dishes for me. reward."

The bustard robbed me for a long time and finally took the tightly held money from my fingertips.She went to prepare side dishes, and I walked to the peony room unhurriedly.

There was no one in the room. Seeing Neji's signal just now, there were quite a few ninjas around, so he couldn't reveal his chakra.

...I'm no good at stealing things!Why did the damned little turtle have to lose the chain at this time...

Although I was very happy to complain, I didn't slack in the slightest, and after all, I was the person most familiar with ninja tools, so I quickly found the ninja tool, which was a light and thin lancet, but it seemed It seems to have an organ.

Originally, there was only the last step left in the task, but when I went downstairs, I made a mistake—I was hit by someone next to me, and I tripped over the kumquat tree at the top of the stairs. Pulling, happened to tear off the veil that oiran never took off.

The audience fell silent for an instant.