Naruto I am Tian Tian

When I left Yannin Village, Xiao Di dragged me childishly and refused to let me go, and even excitedly proposed to play with Gokonoha, which scared me to make a quick move.

Stop, and then he was pulled by him to do the task.

I hurriedly pulled Neji and Li away, joking, it’s fine to create panic in other countries, don’t make trouble with Konoha

what.

Neji has become a jounin, no matter what, we are also homecoming.Although Li clamored to compare with Ning Ci, he admired him from the bottom of his heart.

The dialogue between the two was very interesting and inspirational, and it made me vaguely feel that I have returned to Kaiban before I was admitted to Chunin.

Do the math, it's been almost ten years since I met you... Everyone is growing up, and so many things have happened in the middle, but in the end

Konoha is still thriving more and more; although I can't do anything for Konoha, and I can't change many major events, but it's not at all.

Nothing, at least Moonlight Gale is still alive.However, what is certain is that in this world, AB is indeed the largest in the world, and there is no

No matter how many changes have occurred in the middle, the general direction of our life trajectory will always remain the same—Sasuke leaves, Sakura studies medicine, and Naruto goes to practice

Okay, we all became Chunin, Neji became Jonin, Gaara became Kazekage...

"Really? Xiao Ai really became Kazekage? That's great!" As soon as I returned to the village, Yun Zite told us the good news.

My heart almost jumped.

"Yes, Takamaru brought a letter, including a letter from Princess Temari." Izumo handed the letter to me.It's natural for Zi Tie to be beside me

Pick up: "Princess Temari said that after a while, she will come to Konoha to negotiate a new peace contract on behalf of the new Kazekage. But she has to solve the problem first.

Solve the problem. "

"Question?" I immediately became serious and opened the letter without hesitation. After Li delivered his youth progress speech, he was puzzled.

Said: "Isn't it good to be Fengying? How can there be problems with such a good thing."

What's the matter!I read the letter with black lines all over my head.Sister Ju said in the letter that Xiao Ai has recently become obsessed with telling bad jokes, and it ended up being a long-term joke.

Everyone from the old down to the Anbe feels like a day trip to the North Pole every day, and there is no one to do the work.And what's more unfortunate is that cooking at home will feel

A kind of chill from the inside out... Finally, Kankuro couldn't bear it anymore and stood up to resist, picked up the book of cold jokes and studied hard (please refer to the third year of high school)

The raw head is "Bi Sheng" with the image of "Bear Pajamas"), so they started telling cold jokes, cross-talking each other, cursing and forcing

I couldn't bear it anymore and rose up to resist and slapped the table—what the hell, old lady, I'm on strike, you drink the northwest wind, go hallelujah!

After a while of silence, Xiao Ai and Xiao Jiujiu looked at each other, and then both looked at Temari.

Xiao Ai (very calm): Once upon a time, there was a steamed bun walking on the road. He was hungry, so he ate something, and then he turned into a steamed stuffed bun.

Temari petrified.

Xiao Jiujiu (more calm): Once upon a time, there was a bun who ate too much and had diarrhea, and then he turned into a steamed bun.

Temari weathered.

So she wrote to me.

On the way home, I thought for a while in silence, then wrote a note and put it in a kit and sent it back.This said: a clever plan.

A week later, I received a letter from Temari, and the matter was perfectly resolved.

Sakura Ino and the others asked me how I did it in surprise.

I said, just one sentence.

and then.

Scene reconstruction:

Xiao Ai (very calm): Once upon a time, there was a steamed bun walking on the road. He was hungry, so he ate something, and then he turned into a steamed stuffed bun.

Temari (very calm): Then what?

Xiao Ai: ... (corner ing)

Xiao Jiujiu (swallowing): Once upon a time, there was a bun who ate too much and had diarrhea, and then he turned into a steamed bun.

Temari (drinking tea and reading the newspaper): And then.

Xiao Jiujiu (embarrassed): This... What's next...

Temari (raises his eyes and glances at him sharply): Then, then, what.

Xiao Jiujiu: Once upon a time there was a penguin... (Ju: And then) Once upon a time there was a match... (Ju: And then) There was once a green

Dou... (Ju: And then) Once upon a time...

So within a day, Xiao Ai and the others found out that no matter how many cold jokes they told, Temari would answer and then, and they were completely driven crazy.

"Sister, let's not tell bad jokes anymore, don't go and cook, okay..."

"..."

"...(*-*)" Star Eyes~

"……and then?"

"Bang dong."

So I say, things can always be worked out no.

Moreover, Emperor Tranquility + Brother Sharp is the most reliable. If you want to help someone lose weight, you can consider Aunt Gongsun + Sister Feng.

But... Sister Ju, don't tell Xiao Ai that I came up with their idea!

Because... I am a shiitake mushroom~

After the matter was resolved, Temari really came to Konoha soon.And Nara Shikamaru is in charge of reception, and seems to have become an unknowingly

For the sake of convention, we all know it well and don't point it out, but I really didn't expect that Nara Shikamaru would be so bold

Dare to bring hand bows to his home.

"Ning Ci, hurry up." I stamped my feet anxiously at the door of Eldest Young Master Hyuga.Nara Shikamaru asked us to go to his deer field today

Picnic, I haven't seen Sister Ju for a long time, so I'm naturally very anxious. "Lonely men and widows living in the same room, why don't you hurry up and what will happen to Sister Ju?"

What to do! "

"You and I have been living under the same roof, and nothing happened." Hyuga Neji opened the door and walked out slowly, dressed in a spotless suit.

The dyed white clothes made him look tall and elegant.Sure enough, the Hyuga family's clothes are more suitable for their own family.I look at him and look at myself, Wu

There is a sense of psychological imbalance.

"Why are you dressed so nicely!"

"Whether you look good or not is not determined by what you wear." Ning Ci said lightly.

... Forget it, it's important to see Sister Ju.I gave him a blank look angrily, grabbed his sleeve and went out, just in time to bump into Hinata Kou who was being confessed

Bai——There was a suspicious blush on his fair face, his white eyes were evasive, and he looked like an innocent boy who was just in love.

Looking at the scene, I couldn't help sighing: "I think I was also a seed of infatuation back then."

Ning Ci gave me a blank look.

"Then it rained, and I became a bean sprout."

Ning Ci rolled his eyes?Oh... just blue veins... I seem to see a huge beast between Neiji's elegant long hair and porcelain skin

"Crossroads".No way?What did I do to deserve his silence? !

"Stop telling bad jokes." He suppressed his emotions, closed his eyes and turned around.

"It's not that I think, it's just that after staying with you for a long time, I can only tell bad jokes, okay?" I pouted dissatisfiedly, seeing Ning in front of me

The back suddenly stiffened, the footsteps stopped, and he left with forced composure and defeat.

Eh?Strange... I bit my finger and thought, shouldn't it be me who was hit?

...Well, I don't want to.I don't know how Shikamaru and sister Ju are doing now.

"Sure enough, it's still early, Tiantian and they haven't arrived yet." The tail of golden hair flicked back and forth, like the sunshine jumping on the tip of his heart.

Shikamaru stared straight at the female ninja who was brighter than the sun, and felt that his entire vision and mind were firmly attracted

The.

"Hey, I'm asking you, why are you looking at me?" There was a trace of dissatisfaction in the eyes of being ignored.Shikamaru hurriedly regained consciousness, pretending to be

She yawned like a sleepy look, and suggested tiredly: "It's so troublesome. It's very close to my deer farm. Do you want to go?"

walk? "

"Alright." Temari readily agreed.Shikamaru breathed out silently like a junior high school student confessing his love for the first time, it's okay, the plan is going through.

Finally succeeded in abducting her in.

Only people with the surname Nara can enter this deer farm.

Walking along the way, the two chatted one after another, and the atmosphere was peaceful.Shikamaru enjoys this kind of time very much, just like Kanyun

People are in a good mood.

"Ah, look, deer!"

I don't know which uninhabited place I wandered to. In a small open space in front of me, several sika deer were gliding with their big black eyes open.

He stared intently at the two intruders in the silence.

Almost rushed over, Temari seemed to have never seen a deer, squatting next to a small deer with beautiful big eyes, stroking it to slippery

Fur.

"Isn't it cute?" She looked back and smiled at Shikamaru who was following behind.

This, this smile...

Shikamaru swallowed his saliva, and looked away with difficulty, if he said "I think you are cuter", he would probably be photographed by Temari directly in the desert

go.So Shikamaru just smiled and nodded reservedly.

"Not only is it cute, deer antlers can also be sold for money. Deer are really beautiful and practical creatures." Thinking of the knowledge that he spread to himself every day,

Temari touched the horns on the deer's head with emotion, "Give me a kunai, I'll chop it off and give it to you, it is said that deer antler is an aphrodisiac

of. ”

... Is there a colder joke in the world than this?

"Hey, you know, there used to be a buck that ran so fast that it turned into a highway!"

Facts have proved that there are really colder jokes than this... Gaara and Tiantian, can you stop hurting my (future) old man like this?

Po? !Shikamaru complained silently with a tangled expression, Temari over there had already let go of the innocent deer with a smile, blinking his green eyes and looking straight at

Shikamaru: "I'm just joking, I won't really cut off the antlers, don't worry."

That's not what I'm worried about.Shikamaru desperately wanted to hit the wall.

Should he be thankful that only people with the surname Nara can enter this forest, otherwise the Nara family of such a guy would go bankrupt every day.imagine days

Tian used her terrifying hidden weapon technology to cut a precise scene, Shikamaru couldn't help trembling, and roared silently in his heart: Hinata Ning

Take care of your wife this time, don't let her come out to harm people and kidnap women from good families!

"Let's go over there." Looking at Antlers with lingering fear, Shikamaru decided that it would be better to take her away from these poor little guys

when.Seeing his nervous appearance, Temari was already happy in his heart, a crybaby who is three years younger than her~ Although he usually calmly talks to an old man

Like, sometimes innocently cute~

The deer farm in Nara is really big.Temari walked to an open grass field, looked at the distant forest, and couldn't help but admire: "The view here

that's nice! "

"If I go home and have nothing to do, I will come here to watch the clouds." Shikamaru lay down familiarly, with his hands behind his head, looked at Temari and twitched

He patted the seat beside him with a hand, "Sit."

Temari smiled, and sat beside him generously.Konoha is really outstanding, even the grass is fluffy and very gratifying.

"Temari." Shikamaru said suddenly, but kept staring at the cloud above his head, not looking at the people around him, "Thank you."

"Thank you for what." Temari chuckled.He was right, looking at the lingering, unpredictable clouds can really calm people down.

"Many, many, since three years ago." Shikamaru let out a long breath.Rather, thank her for appearing in his life.

"You haven't made much progress in three years, you crybaby." Temari looked at him with eyes full of jumping and dazzling confidence, "I've already

You have endured enough, at least you should work harder~"

"...I'm in trouble." Even so, Shikamaru still looked back at her, and then slowly raised the habitual drooping corners of his mouth.

The author has something to say:

Glasses Octopus Z: I really think that if there is a couple in Naruto who gets married first, it must be Luju instead of Ning Tian... On the importance of opening up at the same time, I shed tears for the young master.That's it for this update, next... Naruto is coming back, Shippuden has finally started.