dead body

The author has something to say: don't talk, just indulge in my handsomeness!

Bai Banxian'er was a little dizzy after drinking a few glasses of wine. The night before last, he had a strange dream. In the dream, at the gate of his house, there was a man in dark blue clothes, with disheveled hair covering his face. He stopped, holding an iron chain in his hand, and on the other end of the chain was tied a headless woman in a bright red wedding dress. The woman was holding a big stone in her arms, and she was sitting on a red-lacquered pear wood coffin, all wet. wave to him.

Bai Banxian'er was frightened awake as soon as she woke up. Afterwards, she felt weak and depressed, always feeling that this dream was inauspicious!

Standing at the corner of the table was a child, fair and clean, about thirteen or fourteen years old. Beside the child, there was a half-person-high jar, the kind of pickled Chinese cabbage, with the mouth of the jar tightly closed.

Bai Banxian rubbed his temples with squinted eyes, and hiccupped. Although he was frightened and felt unwell, the discipline of these monkey cubs must not be relaxed for a moment, otherwise they would have to poke a hole in the roof of the house and peek at him from time to time. The child warned: "Next time you dare to go back and catch poisonous insects, I will kill you directly! Do you hear me?"

The child nodded and smiled shyly, which was a response, and his attitude towards re-education was quite correct.

Bai Banxian'er raised her voice, and said: "It's not enough to just hear it, you have to remember it! How many times have I said it, you should be kind and kind, your hair hasn't grown yet, so don't think about doing crooked ways!"

The child lowered his head and began to play with his fingers. Obviously, Bai Banxian'er's ears were callused from hearing Bai Banxian'er's words. Although the family collected five hundred eggs, two fat pigs, three sheep, fifty chickens, and a donkey?

Bai Banxian'er picked up a slice of radish with chopsticks and threw it into his mouth, his whole body suddenly trembled violently.The child understood in seconds, it must be that the second senior brother fried the vegetables again!Quickly put the teapot by his master's hand, Bai Banxian'er drank half a pot of tea before recovering, almost died, the flames of anger in his heart were already blazing, he suspected that his brain was born with a few strings missing Bai, did you put half a bag of salt in stock to make this plate of radish slices?

Bai Banxian smashed his mouth, his mouth was full of salty taste, with a sullen face, he took the walking stick beside the chair, and knocked on the lid of the jar, the child looked at the jar full of sympathy, what did Bai Banxian see? There was no movement after knocking inside, stood up, walked around to the edge of the jar, kicked it a few times, and said: "Wake up...come out, if you keep bored, you will grow hair."

Gaba... Gaba...

There was a crisp sound from the movement of the bones and joints in the jar, ah... A dull sigh, and the lid of the jar was pushed up with a snap, and a pale and pale hand was under the lid.A person with distorted body and severe dislocation of joints came out of the narrow opening of the jar. This scene was horrifying. Can a person survive after being twisted into such a virtue?

There were a few crackling sounds again. After the stretching movement, the arms and legs became longer, the joints returned to their original positions, and he was dressed in white clothes. He turned out to be a handsome young man of sixteen or seventeen years old. His skin is blue, so his temperament is gloomy and completely lacks the sunshine and vitality that young people should have.The young man breathed a sigh of relief, his tone indifferent, and said, "I'm sorry, the lid was fastened too tightly last night, so it's a bit difficult to open."

After finishing speaking, he smoothed out the wrinkles on the clothes, put the lid back on the jar, and after finishing tidying up, he stood in front of Bai Banxian'er, raised his head and chest, tucked in his belly and raised his buttocks, standing in a military posture, but his young face was very mature, serious and unsmiling of.

Bai Banxian'er said: "Open your mouth."

The young man opened his mouth obediently. Human canine teeth have degenerated, but his canine teeth are half an inch long, like animal teeth, sharply touching his lips.

Bai Banxian stared at the tooth, stroked the stubble on his chin, and said, "Saw it off."

The boy's expression changed drastically, and he said in shock, "I just saw it last night, why did it come again?" Very painful!

"Yeah!" Bai Banxian looked at him, raised his eyebrows and said, "Just saw it off last night, and then it grew back. How did it grow so fast? I didn't say...you are suspicious!"

"Master, why don't you buy a teething stick for brother Xi too! You see, our family has Wangcai!" The little boy beside him held his face and said with a smile.

"Molar stick?" Bai Banxian'er said: "He doesn't need to buy it, we have it ready-made at home, there are plenty of it." Pointing to the pile of firewood in the yard, he said: "That's all. From now on, when his tooth itches, he will take a bite or two." Yue has already broken five saws by him, and Jun Xi's teeth are growing faster and faster. This is a problem. If this continues, he will have to open a saw shop.

Hey... Jun Ai sighed deeply like a little adult, and said: "It's really a declining world, people are not as good as dogs!"

"Jun Ai, you're so young..." Jun Xi pursed her thin lips, and said, "It's gone bad!"

Bai Banxian'er sat back on the chair, took a sip of tea, cleared his throat, as if the chief official was about to speak, just about to start his speech, to educate the two young men, when he heard a terrible rooster crowing from the yard, Then the sheep blew, and even the donkey blew too. Those fat pigs seemed to have their necks wiped.

Bai Banxian'er was taken aback, and immediately grabbed his walking stick and rushed out, cursing at the same time: "Beast, I chopped you up to make soup, and made you come and go!" There are often wild animals in the mountains. The infestation has brought a lot of losses to the villagers. A few days ago, a wild beast came to the old man Zhao's house at the entrance of the village. A big fat pig weighing more than [-] catties was gnawed overnight, leaving only four hooves.

Jun Ai blinked her big eyes, looked at Bai Banxian'er's back, raised her head and asked Jun Xi, "Didn't Master say to be kind and be kind, why did you chop up animals to make soup?"

Jun Xi said lightly: "Just listen to what he said, don't take it seriously." After finishing speaking, she took the little boy's hand and walked out of the room.

In the yard, there was a dead silence, the chickens in the shed shrunk into balls and squeezed into the corner, and Wangcai (the wolf who was caught by Bai Banxian) at the door broke the rope and ran to nowhere.

Bai Banxian stood in the middle of the yard with his arms akimbo, and opposite to Bai Banxian stood a strong man with a simple and honest face, he smirked and scratched his head, the patch was covered with coarse cloth, and even the patch turned white after washing.This is Bai Banxian'er's most heartless apprentice--Erbai, Erbai who is poor and white!

On Erbai's back, there was a person on his back, and his arms hung down from Erbai's shoulders.

To be precise, it was no longer a person, but a corpse. On the exposed skin, black and purple corpse spots had already appeared.As soon as Erbai scratched his head, the corpse's head tilted, and the entire face was exposed, already bruised and swollen... I don't know if it was an illusion, but Bai Banxian always felt that the corpse's already cloudy eyeballs were staring at him.

Bai Banxian'er's face was very ugly, suppressing Huo'er, and asked: "What's the matter with this corpse? Pick it up and play with it? Ours is different from the Yizhuang in the neighboring village. There is a fee for mortuary!"

"Ah?" Erbai reached out to touch his pocket in embarrassment, he seemed to have no money.

"Ah what, let me ask you, what happened to the corpse on your back? Where did it come from?" He didn't want people to suspect that he was a corpse trafficker. Bai Banxian glanced at the walking stick in his hand, thinking whether to Crack the brains of these two idiots?Anyway, the brains on his shoulders are superfluous!

Erbai answered honestly with a low voice: "Master, I came back from the market and saw a man lying in the straw nest. He said he wanted to go home, so I brought him back. I thought about how Master can find a way."

The sky is bright and the sun is bright, Erbai's nonsense is serious!Bai Banxian didn't say anything, he thought, even the dead can speak, let's see what else he can make up.

Jun Xi sniffed, her handsome face lacked some human touch, and said, "Second Senior Brother, I'm afraid he's on the right track!"

Bai Banxian'er helped the black eyepatch on his left eye, and the blindfold was distorted by the idiot Erbai, and said: "Death is like a lamp going out! No one can do anything alive, what can they do when they are dead? What a moth?" After finishing speaking, he waved his hand to Jun Ai who was behind him, and said, "Go to the wing room and get that old mat..."

Before he finished speaking, he only heard the muffled sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, and saw Erbai directly throw the "person" on the ground!

Bai Banxian felt that her right lung was aching, maybe she was going to be blown up. Seeing that the muscles on Bai Banxian's face began to twitch, Jun Xi quietly stepped back a few steps to the side. He had seen it before. In the scene where his master is chasing after the third brother Gousheng with a kitchen knife, stay away, in case something happens, it will save him from splashing blood all over his body.

Bai Banxian stared at Erbai, it was a kind of resentment that wished to kill a person with his eyes, and said coldly: "Go to death!"

Bai Banxian squatted down in front of the corpse. In the mountains in September, the weather was cool. Bai Banxian picked up the "man"'s clothes with a walking stick. Serious corpse spots appeared on his body. He stabbed the corpse's stomach with a stick. , puffed out a thick liquid, it has been dead for a while.

Jun Ai came over, stared at the corpse for a while, and said, "Master, don't you think there is something wrong with this corpse? It's so rotten that the stench should have made us vomit long ago, but this The corpse has a fragrance." After a pause, he continued mysteriously: "Moreover, the joints are as soft as a living person, dead but not stiff."

Jun Xidao: "The scent on the corpse is just a kind of precious embalming spice."

Jun Ai blinked, her long eyelashes flickered like a small fan, and said, "How do you know?"

Jun Xi glanced at that chubby face, resisted the urge to squeeze him into tears, and said, "I used it!"

"Oh! The rotten ones are soaking up water. It seems that this expensive antiseptic spice is not very useful!" Jun Ai lifted Jun Xi's clothes and said, "Brother Xi's stomach may also be rotten. It's water."

"Your stomach is full of water, it's all bad water." Jun Xi dodged and said, "...you go, stay away from me...don't touch me with your paws..."

Bai Banxian'er looked at the corpse and said, "Find a place to bury it first, wrap it up in a broken mat, and keep it out of sight. If people find out that we buried the corpse secretly, it's hard to explain."

Jun Xi said, "Don't you need to inform the village chief?"

Bai Banxian'er rubbed the stubble habitually, and said: "It's not peaceful recently, that Chenjiakeng'er in the neighboring village heard that a dozen strong men died in half a month, people are in panic, more things are worse than less things."

Jun Xi said: "Is it a plague?" He still remembers the human plague, which is the only memory he has of the past. It was a nightmarish scene. In a few days, the people in a city died, and the garrisoned city became a terrible grave.

Bai Banxian'er shook his head and said, "The village manager doesn't want to spread these things, for fear that everyone will panic and cause trouble, so I don't know."

Jun Ai took out the broken mat from the wing room and began to clean up the scene. Bai Banxian'er told her not to touch the corpse directly with her hands. Jun Xi was obsessed with cleanliness, so she dragged the corpse onto the mat with a rag on it, and the corpse's clothes fell out. A delicate gilt envelope.

You can't take the things of the dead, this is what the old man said, Bai Banxian'er also felt that it would be bad luck to take the yin, and was thinking about putting the envelope back, Erbai reached out to pick up the letter, stabbed it, tore it in half, and handed it to Bai Banxian, with a voice Simple and honest, he said foolishly: "Master, your letter."

Bai Banxian felt that both lungs were hurting now!Jumped up and took a stick to stab Erbai, regardless of the head or the buttocks, just poked, poked, and the voice of the angry voice split, and shouted: "Who made you owe?" Erbai was beaten like a crushing fist. Erbai's face was full of horror. A burly man over 1.9 meters tall and full of muscle mass was stunned by the beating, his legs were trembling.

Bai Banxian'er was tired from the beating, so she stopped, panting heavily, without a good look, and said, "I must be forced to do it!" Bai Banxian glanced at Erbai whose nose was bleeding from the beating, and said, "A letter for me? Do you know how to read? If you don’t care about it, I’ll dig out your eyes.”

One of the top ten tortures created by Bai Banxian'er himself - button eyes!

Jun Xi glanced at the envelope, and when she saw the words "Baibicheng's personal letter", she couldn't help being surprised. She always felt that what happened today was very strange, and he felt very bad. The letter conflicted, and said: "Is there anything to see, isn't it disgusting to be stained with corpse water? Let's deal with this corpse together."

Bai Banxian'er sneered, and said, "No, let him read it! If he misses a word, he won't be allowed to eat for this month!"

Jun Ai widened her eyes, and said in surprise: "Oh my God, it's just the beginning of the month, and there will be another twenty days until the end of the month. Second senior brother, this time you are finished."

Erbai's face was pale, shaking like a sieve, Bai Banxian said coldly: "Read!"

"Wuwu, Wuzitian, Tianshu..." Erbai's tongue was already in knotting mode.

Bai Banxian glanced at the letter, and couldn't help being stunned, there was no word on the leather letter!Only the envelope was written with a few complex and obscure ancient texts, which happened to be recognized by Bai Banxian'er, and those words were personally written by Bai Bicheng, this letter...is really for him!

This thing... is weird...

Puzzled, Bai Banxian asked Jun Xi to dispose of the corpses in the yard, went back to the house by herself, leaned back on the chair, took a sip of tea, tapped the edge of the table with her index finger, looked up and saw Erbai Wai His head was biting his fingers, his eyes were turned white, his mouth was wide open and he showed an extremely weird smile, and he let out a giggling sound, which was still a very immature childish voice. How did you become this dead?

The corners of Bai Banxian'er's eyes twitched, she quietly moved the chair aside, and said, "Erbai...are you alright?"

Erbai twitched all over his body, his eyes regained their black and white clarity, and he asked in a daze, "Ah? What's the matter?"

Dazzled?Bai Banxian looked at Erbai, but didn't see anything unusual, suddenly Erbai grabbed his neck with his hands, his face instantly turned an ominous purple red, and he was about to lose his breath after seeing this.

In desperation, Bai Banxian rushed forward and tried to break Erbai's big palm that was choking his neck, the veins on the back of his hand were bulging, it was a desperate effort, Bai Banxian'er's head only reached Erbai's armpit, he was in a hurry Can't do it.Erbai suddenly lowered his head, and looked at Bai Banxian'er with his rolled eyes. Bai Banxian's scalp went numb, and he felt a slap in the abdomen, but he didn't feel any pain. His collar tightened, and he was lifted up.

Bai Banxian'er heard the whistling sound of the wind, and his world spun. He flew out of the window and was blown away!

"Ah!" There was an exclamation from under his body.

"..." Looking at it, there turned out to be a flesh pad under his body, no wonder it didn't hurt from the fall.

"How long are you going to sit on me?" Jun Xi said with a strange face, still holding a chicken in her hand, "I haven't grown up yet, so you let me go first?"

Bai Banxian looked down, and coincidentally, she was sitting on the important part of Jun Xi. Bai Banxian coughed dryly twice, and just about to get up, she saw Erbai crawling out of the room using both hands and feet, with only the whites of her eyes left. grinning.Seeing his weird behavior, a chill rose up Bai Banxian'er's back. Jun Xi pushed Bai Banxian'er away, got up and rushed over, slashing Erbai's back neck with a knife, Erbai hiccupped and twitched It stopped moving a few times.

Bai Banxian'er stretched out his hand to check Erbai's breath, and he was still alive. When Jun Xi made a move, his heart trembled in fright. He was afraid that Erbai would be beaten to death. This is human life.

"Brother Xi..." Jun Ai poked her head out from behind the donkey shed with a clay pot in her arms, and said, "So fast?"

Jun Xi was taken aback, and said, "Why so fast?"

Jun Ai pursed her lips towards the center of the courtyard, and said: "The corpses have been disposed of so quickly?" As she spoke, she knocked on the clay pot, and sighed: "Our treasure is useless."

"I haven't buried it yet!" Jun Xi shook the big rooster in his hand, and said, "The broken chicken was just caught." Turning around, the yard was empty, and the body... was gone!

Bai Banxian's hair froze, and all the hairs on his body stood up. He looked around nervously, and lowered his voice, "Did you cheat?"

Jun Xi shook her head, but he didn't know, Bai Banxian rushed into the wing in a panic.

Jun Xi sniffed and said, "It's nearby! Chase!"

Jun Ai looked in the direction of the courtyard gate, as if she had encountered something very interesting, her eyes lit up, she licked her lower lip, and said, "I'll go!"

Jun Xi said, "Don't mess around."

Jun Ai smiled, her eyes turned into crescents, revealing a row of small white teeth, and said: "My brother's nose is better than a dog's, I can't lose it!" As she spoke, she had already ran out of the gate of the courtyard.

Jun Xi pursed her lips. Is this a compliment?

At this moment, Bai Banxian'er just came out of the kitchen, clutching a butcher's knife in his hand, swallowed his saliva, as if he had made up his mind, and said, "Jun Xi, you and Jun Ai keep an eye on the second idiot at home. !"

Jun Xi said, "Why are you going?"

"I'm going to look for the corpse. There are hundreds of people in the whole village. If the corpse is really a fraud, it will be over! The germ of evil must be killed in the cradle!" Said Bai Banxian, who was about to rush out.

Jun Xi stood up and stopped Bai Banxian'er, and said, "Jun Ai has already gone to look for it." Glancing at the knife in Bai Banxian'er's hand, she added slowly, "I still have the pig-killing knife. Stabbing you or you stabbing him, this is not sure!"

This is too contemptuous!But thinking, this is wrong, Bai Banxian'er raised her hand and patted Jun Xi's forehead, and shouted, "You let that child go alone? What kind of heart do you have?" As he spoke, he slapped Jun Xi's forehead again. It's coming.

Probably because she got used to being tortured by Bai Banxian'er, Jun Xi was still numb like a salted fish, and said, "He... also has some tricks."