dead body

Hiccup... the old man ate too fast, he hiccupped while chewing with puffed cheeks, hid the remaining half in his arms, lay down by the fire and yawned, waved to Bai Banxian, and said, "Shut up and sleep!" , raise your spirits, I will go down the mountain with me tomorrow morning to clean up the house, and resolutely not leave behind any evil obstacles."

Bai Banxian'er was setting up the wooden rack for drying clothes, stopped when he heard this, and said, "Who should be cleaned up?" Now that Bai's family is alone, he is the only big disciple of Kaishan who doesn't have enough to eat and do whatever. Clean who?

The old man was so interrupted by him that he was about to fall asleep with his eyes closed, but suddenly his eyes widened with anger, and he sat up suddenly, as if recalling something extremely angry, his face turned livid, and said: "Who else can it be? Gou Sheng and Da Hei monkey!"

Bai Banxian was surprised, how did Gousheng and the others provoke the old man?He asked, "What's the matter with them?"

The old man said: "They put me in a sack and beat me, trying to silence me!"

When Bai Banxian heard this - is it true?He quickly sat down next to the old man and said, "Why did they kill you, an old man?"

"What's wrong with the old man?" The old man raised his eyebrows and said, "There is something on the old man! Unlike the evil forces who bow their heads, all the people who have been killed throughout the ages are upright and tough like me!"

Bai Banxian looked at the old man and thought, how can you be upright?Which of your bones is hard?When you get older, you can put gold on your face unscrupulously?Bai Banxian'er was very dissatisfied with his immodest behavior, but remained calm on the surface, and asked, "What's on you?" Is it worth others to kill you?The only possessions are the three broken earth houses that leak when it rains!

The old man's eyes lit up, his expression quite proud, and he said: "Let me tell you, a mountain is full of gold, and the key to the underground treasury is with me."

"..." Bai Banxian patted the old man's forehead, this time was more sinister than last time, last time he had a fever and talked in his sleep in the middle of the night, saying that he had the key to the vault of the underground kingdom, gold was everywhere, inexhaustible, this time He started talking nonsense without having a fever.

The old man looked around, and said in a low voice, "Just the key I keep on my belt, do you know which one it is? That's the key to the treasury."

Bai Banxian'er pursed her lips, nodded, and said, "I know." The key to our door lock?It's been 20 years, don't you remember?

The old man stroked his beard and said: "Because of this, Gou Sheng and Big Black Monkey had evil thoughts, and they couldn't steal the key, so they killed them."

Bai Banxian'er started to dry the clothes, and said, "You mean, you died suddenly after retreating, and they beat you to death?"

The old man sighed and nodded.

Bai Banxian frowned, and said: "But... I checked carefully, and you don't have any injuries." If you were to be beaten in a sack, there would definitely be marks on your body.

The old man said: "So you are stupid! I died so strangely, but you didn't notice anything."

Bai Banxian'er said: "When you were put into the coffin, you were so strong that you were completely dead. To be honest, it's a bit unbearable for you to appear in front of me so suddenly."

The old man showed a cunning face, and said: "I ate the corpse transformation talisman! After swallowing this talisman, within half an hour, I didn't breathe, and within half a sound, my limbs became stiff, no different from a dead body. On the second and third day, my body It exudes a faint stench. This technique crosses the sea!"

Bai Banxian Er looked at the old man, half-believing, and said: "Is it really that mysterious?"

The old man was proud, "That's it!" The secret medicine of the Wu people in Yunnan was not built.

There must be a truth here, the old man was not telling the truth, Bai Banxian said: "Then how did you get out of the dirt bag?" The coffin-sealing nails were firmly nailed.

The old man said: "Gousheng and Heihouzi dig the grave. They took the key away and only filled the grave. After they tossed like this, they got a breath of fresh air. I feel relieved."

Bai Banxian frowned, thinking back to that period of time, after burning the first seven, Bai Banxian never went to the cemetery again, but the black monkey and the dog disappeared before burning the first seven, and I haven't seen them until now , "Then why don't you go down the mountain?"

The old man said: "Because I have been following them both." The old man looked at Bai Banxian'er, although he was old but his eyes were very clear, and said: "The two of them went to meet Mr. Geng with Xin Xin, what is Mr. Geng doing? How much should you know?"

Bai Banxian'er thought for a while, the village head of Xuzhuang is very rich, and the big yard at home is not at all as good as the rich families in the provincial capital. I heard that the old man started his house uncleanly, and he did the wicked thing of digging people's graves a few years ago. thing.Bai Banxian'er became more serious, and said, "Master, you...what secret are you hiding? Are you telling the truth?"

The brothers who grew up together beat their elders to death. This matter... hey...how can I say this feeling.

The old man said: "The key to the vault of the underground kingdom!"

"..." Bai Banxian looked at the old man for a while, and said, "Do you think I will believe it?"

The old man: "Why don't you believe me?"

Bai Banxian'er: "You always talk in your sleep, it turns out to be this, even Erbai knows it, if it's true, Erbai and I should be silenced, they are so shrewd, will they tolerate our big stumbling block?" Old, and he started to lose his tune when he spoke.

The old man thought to himself, is it worth being silenced if there is no distinction between black and white, six and nine?Zhao Bai Banxian shook his index finger, meaning you can't do it, "The day I was attacked, they gave rat medicine to my meal, but I didn't take it. You went to Dahuzi's to eat pig's trotters that day, and Erbai couldn't take it anymore. , so the two of you hid, otherwise you both would have reported to the King of Hades by now."

"Two months ago, in that cemetery, there were indeed two thieves who dug the grave in the middle of the night!" With the sudden sentence, the old man jumped up in fright, and Bai Banxian'er was also startled, his hair stood on end.

"Who?" The old man turned over and lay down in the grass, looking warily at the crown of the tree behind Bai Banxian'er.

Just as Bai Banxian wanted to say that it's a parrot, don't be afraid, Laifu spread his wings and swooped down from the canopy, stood on Bai Banxian's shoulders, and said, "I am the king in this dark night."

The old man shook his head and murmured, "This bird...couldn't it have become a spirit?"

Bai Banxian'er turned to look at Fu, and said, "Are you sure someone dug a grave in the middle of the night two months ago?"

Lai Fu said: "Sure!" He tilted his head and thought for a while, as if he was recalling the scene at that time, and said, "Occasionally someone would steal a corpse in the middle of the night, but no one dared to dig the mound near that barren grave, so we don't care about those two." They are very impressive, and one of them is a hunchback."

Yes, the big black monkey is humpbacked!Are they really deceiving their masters and exterminating their ancestors?If this is the case, death is not a pity!Bai Banxian'er remembered the beginning of a series of weird events, the corpse that Erbai picked up, and the letter on the corpse.

I only heard Lai Fu say again: "Senior Brother Xin is a meditative brother, two troublesome bald guys, let's kill them tomorrow morning! Let them know... what cruelty is!" He said, looking at the old monk Bai Ze who was in meditation , Boss Bai Ze nodded.

Bai Banxian thought to himself, why didn't he know there were monks in this mountain?

The old man kept talking before going to bed, this mountain has spirituality, this parrot has become a spirit...

When the dawn comes, the sky shines brightly, and the green mountains are covered with mountains and mountains, shrouded in morning mist.

Bai Banxian and the old man stood side by side, the clothes on their bodies were torn and tattered, the morning sun was pouring out, and the pretty mountain peaks were coated with a layer of light gold. Only when you really stand on the top of the mountain can you experience the aura of seeing all the small mountains.

"After running for half a night, don't you all feel thirsty?" Lai Fu's hair was all covered, and he walked up to Bai Banxian'er, and said, "And... what should we eat?"

When Laifu reminded him, Bai Banxian immediately felt smoke coming from his throat, and the old man's stomach started to growl.One old, one young, one bird, surrounded, they need a meeting, discuss where we can get something to eat and drink!The big pancake in the baggage has been lost!At this moment, he suddenly smelled the smell of cooking. At first, Bai Banxian thought he was hallucinating from hunger, but it wasn't until Laifu jumped up and yelled, and the old man ran behind him with his eyes shining, that Bai Banxian didn't notice it. On the high mountain, there is a temple.

The three dilapidated temples now had their own holy light, which could be called the light of hope in life. Bai Banxian ran over without thinking about it.The gate of the temple is wide open, and it would be foolish to go in, it's too broken!The wall was so dark that it was impossible to tell what color it was. Only in the middle of the high platform stood a palm-sized Buddha statue, shining golden.On a wooden table with only three legs left but still standing strong, there is a stack of scriptures, a wooden fish, and a rush mat. On the mat, a monk sits cross-legged. The monk holds a bowl of stewed chicken with mushrooms in his hand.

"..." All over his face: I don't care what kind of old man this is.

"..." Laifu froze as if he was stepping forward, as if he had been acupunctured, he couldn't move at all. He knew that this monk was poor, but he never expected to be so poor.

"..." Bai Banxian swallowed, when did the monk eat so well?

The monk swallowed the meat in his mouth, spit out a bone scum, and said in shock: "What are you doing?"

Bai Banxian'er raised his hand and said, "I want to eat a bowl of vegetarian food."

"Oh! It's in the pot, fill it up yourself!" The monk pointed to the room to the west, then lowered his head and began to eat the big white steamed buns.

Bai Banxian'er was the first to enter the firewood room, and when he lifted the lid of the pot, there was half a pot of meat in it. The old man found bowls and chopsticks, and the two of them ate thirteen steamed buns in total, and Laifu ate six. It seemed to be added again, obviously they had forgotten that they were here to make trouble.

The monk leaned on the door frame and said, "Are you reincarnated from starving ghosts?"

After eating and drinking enough, I sat alone on a straw mat in the temple to rest. I slept until midnight last night. Under the mobilization of Laifu, my blood was boiling. I really wanted to beat this monk who had an affair with the evil forces. I ran away like a fool for half the night. In addition, I haven't been able to eat well or sleep well these days, so I am very tired at this time.Bai Banxian'er saw that there was a book covered under the scripture scroll, and when he opened it, he saw what kind of picture it was. It was the latest edition in a novel posture, yo, what a monk of flowers.The monk brought out a jug of water from the woodshed, filled several water bowls, and asked, "How did you end up in such a remote place?"

"...Of course I'm here to flatter you!" It was Lai Fu who spoke.

You're just an ornamental parrot, what do you take us for?This is the voice of Bai Banxian and the old man.

Lai Fudao opened a walnut and said, "What? Too scared to speak?"

The monk looked at Laifu, touched the shiny forehead, and said: "...the master of this parrot...is a capable person!"

Lai Fu tilted his head, and his wings sprang up again, stretched out an arm, patted the monk's shoulder, and said, "Master, do you think it is difficult for me to scratch your shiny little head?"

Just as the monk was about to speak, the golden ring on the top of the Zen stick poking in the corner jingled. The monk's expression froze, and he rushed out.In the courtyard, under the morning light, a few fallen leaves fluttered, and a man in white clothes was better than the snow, holding an oiled paper umbrella with red plums and snow on the surface of the umbrella, leaving him alone.

The monk held a begging bowl in his hand, looked at the crushed orchids on the ground, hugged his head and shouted: "Ah! My flowers! You you..." The monk pointed at Bai Ze and said excitedly: "You pay!"

Lai Fu raised his leg and touched the monk's leg, and said: "As soon as we entered the yard, we saw your broken flower fall, and we all said that monks don't tell lies, why do you still specialize in blackmailing people? If you practice like this, you will know it after death. To hell!"

Bai Ze turned his head and looked at the monk with eyes like a pool of stagnant water without waves. A line of words appeared on the ground in front of the monk, "Is Master Xinxin here?"

The golden ring on the top of the Zen stick in the monk's hand shook, the monk raised the bowl in his hand, posed a pose, and said seriously: "Where are you evildoer? This is a pure place of Buddhism, how dare you make a mistake?"

The old man immediately went into a state of alert, and looked at Bai Ze, it was really strange that such a young man dressed in white came out of this mountain.

Bai Banxian'er patted the old man and said: "We are going to deal with this monk Hua, you are in the wrong team!"

The old man was a little dazed for a moment, but he still moved to one side, away from the monk.

Bai Banxian'er said again: "He's not Bai Suzhen, why are you gesticulating with him with a gaping bowl? If I were you, I would obediently confess and be lenient, and resist and be strict."

The monk jumped up, agitated, and said: "...just finished eating my steamed buns, and when you are full, you will join hands to bully me, a monk..." Furious, pointing to the sky, he said: "The green lantern can give you Zen, if the poor monk has done a little If you feel ashamed of Buddhism, let me..."

Laifu stopped him and said, "Stop talking!"

The monk was impassioned and said, "Why should I listen to you? Why can't I say it?" Why should he confess?confess what?

Lai Fu said: "The little stupid chicken stewed with mushrooms that I just ate at your place, you killed all the animals, you..."

The monk said: "I didn't kill the chicken!"

Lai Fu said: "Admiration! The master is a good cook! Then ask if you have eaten?"

Monk: "Eat it!" The veins on the monk's neck were bulging, and he said, "What's wrong with eating it? I'm breaking the law by eating the chicken I raised myself?"

Laifu: "If you don't break the law, what about your faith?"

Monk: "Amitabha, the wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart stays in it."

Bai Banxian'er took the opportunity and said, "There is still a little book that cannot be described!"

"That... that... that is..." The monk wiped his forehead.

Laifu: "What is it? What is it? Tell me!"

The monk said, "That belongs to my master."

"Oh, well..." Laifu covered his face with his wings, and said, "You slander your master so much, aren't you afraid that he will come up from the ground to look for you in the middle of the night?"

At this time, the handwriting on the ground changed, "Where is Xinxin?"

The monk put his Zen staff across his chest and said, "What do you want him for?"

"you do not need to know."

The monk pursed his lips, displeased, and said: "When you look for him, you go to his mountain top. What are you doing here? You have disturbed my good mood by making troubles all morning."

Bai Ze: "Master please lead the way."

Monk: "Why do you instigate..."

On a sunny day, there was a gust of evil wind, the sound of crackling water tanks and flowerpots, flying sand and stones, and the crackling of window sash being hit by stones. After a while, the wind stopped.

Laifu patted the monk with his wings, and said, "Did you see it? Just rely on this! Whoever has big and hard fists has the final say! If you have the ability, let me see if you have the wind?"

A line of words crackled on the stones on the ground, "Master, don't panic, hand over my two apprentices, and lead the way by the way, there will be a big thank you."

The monk straightened his waist and said seriously: "The poor monk has a clear conscience, why am I panicking? Why do you say I am panicking? Also, what kind of apprentice do you care I want?"