After sitting at the same table with the mean school

From the first party school back to school, it is another ten kilometers long.

The boys were all okay, they could persevere, and some of the girls were so tired that they were stuffed into the car by Yin Congqing and drove back to school.The others were envious and jealous, wishing they could perform a weak fainting.

At three o'clock in the morning, at the school gate, Wu, Jiang and several other boys hooked their shoulders.

Jiang sighed, "It's really lonely in the middle of the night", and Wu suggested, "It's better to have some fun", Xia, Yu and several other boys immediately responded.At 3:18 in the morning, the surveillance camera at the intersection of Jinya Lake and the school gate showed that five boys entered a black Internet cafe together.

Yes.

Wu Zhe, Xia Xingyao and Jiang Lechi were not the only ones who went to the uncle's house, so He Ji from the third class also joined them. The five people were exactly five rows, which was perfect.

At this time, many familiar faces were already sitting in my uncle's house, and they all came out to "have fun".

Five people went in and sat down on Lianzao's machine, and then fought for the position in the game.

Wu Zhe played ADC, saying that he would hang up if he didn't give AD.

Xia Xingyao wanted to play mid laner, mainly because of the greedy man.But He Ji said that those who play Fengnan are orphans and unworthy of winning, and that he won't be given a win for the mid laner, so Xia Xingyao had to partner with Wu Zhe to go down the road.

The other two, who are both good and playful, chose two gay heroes, Ueno, to hug each other and cry.

Wu Zhe pressed the keyboard, turned his head to ask Xia Xingyao's opinion: "I play Draven, you choose Thresh to cooperate with me."

Xia Xingyao asked: "What's your tone? Is this the tone of asking for help from the boss? I don't want to, I want to play Nami."

Wu Zhe: "?"

Nami.

Support hero, beautiful mermaid.Beauty is beauty, it is useless.

In the eyes of a hardcore ADC like Wu Zhe, heroes like Nami who play for his younger sister are hot chickens, so he sneered, "Try it."

They are in the flexible formation mode. After entering the game, Xia Xingyao manipulated his beautiful little Nami to sway and blow bubbles, harassing Wu Che who was coquettishly moving and chopping opposite from time to time.

Wu Zhe: "..."

When Xia Xingyao wanted to use his skills, he puffed up and shouted, "Look at me, Bubble!"

Although so cute.

Tie Zhi Wu Zhe: "Are you mentally handicapped?"

Xia Xingyao stunned the two people on the opposite side with a bubble, proudly: "Just tell me if my skills are accurate!"

Wu Zhe is good at playing ADC, but he can only play one hero, that is the tough guy Delevingne who throws the axe.In the next few rounds, Xia Xingyao chose several different auxiliary heroes to cooperate with him.

The so-called organ star Nalu, the beautiful female assistant whom the five younger sisters love the most and the elder brother hates the most, made the tough guy Delevingne very angry.

After Xia Xingyao yelled "Get bigger quickly", and then used Lulu's life-saving big move to himself, but not to Draven who was being chased by the opposite side, resulting in Draven's tragic death, Wu Zhe pushed the keyboard , turned to comment on Xia Xingyao: "Colored pen."

Xia Xingyao: "? Why are you swearing at people?"

Wu Zhe: "If you think I'm swearing at people, then I apologize. But I declare that I don't think I'm swearing at people."

Xia Xingyao: "... Shit, you!"

Lulu, who was powerless, was also killed by the opponent after a few blind operations, Xia Xingyao turned his head and glared at Wu Che: "Why do you scold me when someone kills you, you should scold the opponent. If others don't kill you, can you die? Why blame the assistant if you die!...I don't blame you. You didn't protect me well."

Wu Zhe frowned: "...it makes sense."

Jiang Lechi burst into laughter: "What crooked reasoning is that!"

They played really well in this round. Although Wu Zhe died once, his equipment was already formed, and the two axes violently fell to the opposite high ground.

Just as the five people worked together to push up the ground crystal nervously, there was a commotion in the Internet cafe.

Xia Xingyao distractedly looked at the entrance of the Internet cafe, and found a few familiar figures there.

The leader is Comrade Li Daguang, the teaching director.

Li Daguang strode into the Internet cafe, grabbed the boy in military training uniform at the door, and asked loudly, "What class do you work in?! What's your name! Who is the head teacher!"

All of a sudden, the students in the Internet cafe were in chaos.Someone squatted down and tried to sneak into the men's toilet to escape, but it was useless. Li Daguang was followed by several burly instructors!

The instructors quickly controlled the scene of the crime, and all the boys were arrested and brought to justice.

Li Daguang registered his names one by one.

Seeing that Li Daguang was about to walk over, Xia Xingyao was so frightened that his hands shook, Jiang Lechi and the others all took off their earphones and hid under the table, but Wu Zhe remained calm.

He slashed the opposite crystal three times, then slowly took off the earphones, pressed Alt+F4 to quickly exit the game, and waited for Li Daguang's arrest.

Li Daguang walked to the corner, saw Xia Xingyao's familiar embarrassing face, and saw Wu Zhe sitting calmly next to him, his voice raised an octave: "Xia Xingyao——?!"

"Wu Zhe? Why are you two here too!"

The good brothers in the Internet cafe sent out a group of question marks.

Grade [-] and math god?

Are you in trouble together? !

Xia Xingyao opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Teacher...I'm not here to check the information."

Li Daguang looked at the huge League of Legends client on his computer: "Check the information of League of Legends?! You can check five thousand words for me!"

Then he glared at Wu Zhe: "Wu Zhe, you too!"

Wu Zhe argued: "I didn't check the information."

Li Daguang: "Then what are you doing?"

Wu Zhe opened his eyes innocently: "Isn't it obvious? Playing games."

Li Daguang was so angry that his hands trembled: "You...you, you...you write five thousand words for the review! Criticism is reported at the opening ceremony! Go to my office the day after tomorrow and read the review for me!"

Xia Xingyao shrank aside obediently, and when he heard this, he let out a gloating smile.

Li Daguang turned his head and glared at him: "You too, Xia Xingyao! You and Wu Zhe read the self-criticism together, five thousand words!"

Xia Xingyao: "?"

Li Daguang amplified his voice, and said to all the shivering chickens in the Internet cafe: "All of you, write a [-]-word self-criticism and hand it in to me! Go back to school now!"

On the way back to the dormitory when he was turned back by the instructors, he was completely confused.Xia Xingyao walked at the end of the line, gritted his teeth and complained to Wu Zhe in a low voice: "It's all your fault."

Wu Zhe: "? What happened to me?"

Xia Xingyao: "Usually I only need to write three thousand, but you only need to write five thousand because you angered Comrade Daguang." He gritted his molars and added, "I still have to read it."

Wu Zhe spread his hands helplessly: "... how do I know he gets angry so easily. I have no experience of being caught. To be honest, I am also angry, really."

Xia Xingyao felt that everyone would be mad at him.

right!

He frantically brushed his hair with both hands, not knowing how to say the next sentence to Wu Zhe, his whole body was so angry that he turned around in circles.Then Wu Zhe suddenly pressed his head, like a small spinning top stopped spinning.He took a deep breath, prepared well, and began to curse: "Waste. Wu Zhe is waste."

Wu Zhe is innocent: "Why are you attacking personally?"

Xia Xingyao: "Did I attack someone? If you think I attacked someone, then I apologize."

Wu Zhe showed a contemptuous and disdainful air: "Like your father and I speak."

Xia Xingyao groaned: "I don't care, it's all your fault, I need you to help me write the review."

Wu Zhe asked, "Why?"

Xia Xingyao said loudly: "It's up to you to say that you are my father! You have to be responsible to your son!"

Wu Zhe couldn't help laughing: "Okay. Dad recognized your son, just five thousand words." After a while, he asked slowly, "Is five thousand words worth you to recognize a thief as your father?"

Xia Xingyao's eyes became complicated in an instant: "You also know that you recognize a thief as your father."

"..."

Dozens of male high school students were caught in the Internet cafe and were punished by running laps on the playground before being driven back to their dorms.This group of boys had just finished walking [-] kilometers, and they were fined to run again. One or two were as tired as farm cattle.After returning to the dormitory, I had to take a shower, and fell asleep after the shower.

I was so tired that I didn't get up until the next afternoon.

Xia Xingyao just woke up and saw that the other two were not in the dormitory anymore, so Wu Zhe had already got out of bed, tidied up, and was sitting at the desk writing quickly.

Xia Xingyao poked his head out of the bed and asked, "Wu Zhe, are you writing your father's self-criticism?"

Wu Zhe didn't turn his head, and said in a calm voice, "Write my son's self-criticism. If the son doesn't teach, it's the father's fault. If the teaching is not strict, the teacher is lazy."

Xia Xingyao was delighted: "Write more, be sincere, and you will help me commemorate Comrade Da Guang by the way, so I won't go."

Wu Zhe picked up the paper under his hand, and read emotionally: "Dear Mr. Li, I wrote this review with 12 points of guilt and 12 points of remorse. I fully realized my mistakes... ...I shouldn't play Nami to cheat Wu Zhe, I'm too bad, even if Wu Zhe is a king, he can't move me...I shouldn't play Lulu and let Wu Zhe play him and kill him..."

Xia Xingyao felt something was wrong, said "ah", and wanted to jump off the bed and talk to Wu Zhe.But they got on the bed and got off the table, and the bed was very close to the ceiling. When he straightened his waist, his head hit the ceiling, and there was a loud "bang".

He clutched the place where he was bumped and hurt, tears were about to flow down.

Wu Zhe glanced back at him and was amused: "Are you here to entertain your relatives in colorful clothes? What acrobatics are you performing on the bed?"

Xia Xingyao gritted his teeth and said, "It's all your fault."

Wu Zhe said "Oh", and quickly admitted his mistake, without any ups and downs in his tone: "I was wrong, I regret it, I am sorry for the country and society. Having raised a stupid son like Xia Xingyao, I collapsed in 12 degrees of pain."

Hold.

Pay back the bill.

Why does this person talk like rap, and how many cross talks he usually recites? !

Xia Xingyao wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, stretched his long legs, and nimbly crawled off the bed, running over to snatch the self-criticism in Wu Zhe's hand.I grabbed it in my hand and took a closer look. It turned out that it was not a review book, but a math competition question: "Assume a1, a2, a3... to a40 are real numbers, and the sum is 0,..."

Xia Xingyao's attention was quickly distracted, and he stared wide-eyed: "Wu Zhe, I didn't see that you are so scheming, sneaking around to solve the questions while everyone is not paying attention. You are a bitch.... Talented but not virtuous It was you who said it!"

Wu Zhe grabbed the calculation paper and tapped Xia Xingyao's forehead again: "Shut up."

Xia Xingyao became interested. He crossed his chest and asked, "What do the math groups study all day long? You don't study advanced mathematics, so what exactly are you doing?"

Wu Zhe turned his head and glanced at him: "Interested?" He took out a huge volume of IMO past questions from the desk, "I'll give you the palm of your hand."

Xia Xingyao took it over and found that almost every page had written notes.Although the word is as ugly as a dog crawling and taking off, the number is always recognizable, and it can be seen that the attitude is very serious.

Xia Xingyao was startled: "Wu Zhe, I misunderstood you."

"?"

"It turns out that you are not the kind of fairy who can enter the national competition without studying after sleeping in class and peeing after class. You actually have to do the quizzes."

Wu Zhe said flatly, "No. You are wrong, I am."

Xia Xingyao: "..."

Why does this person still have the burden of being an idol? !