Tai concubine is not easy to gl
Chapter 22
Gu He returned to the cold palace proudly.
When she entered, Lin Yueshu was cleaning the bedroom.
Gu He held the golden bell high and said to Lin Yueshu, "What do you think this is?"
Lin Yueshu turned her head and saw Jin Lingdang, her eyes suddenly lit up.
She put down the duster in her hand, rushed to Gu He, and snatched the golden bell from Gu He's hand.
Gu He said: "This is the golden bell that I promised you before."
Lin Yueshu put the bell to her mouth and bit it with her teeth.
Really pure gold.
Gu He looked at Lin Yueshu proudly, "How is it? I told you I wouldn't lie to you, right?"
Lin Yueshu frowned.
Although Gu He has a high salary, Gu He is obsessed with saving a dowry for her goddaughter, so in her impression, Gu He has always been quite stingy.
It belongs to the kind of frugal cabbage that breaks a penny into eight pennies, and if you can rub off on others, you don't spend money to buy it yourself.
Therefore, the origin of this golden bell is very suspicious.
Lin Yueshu asked Gu He, "Where did this golden bell come from? Was it stolen or robbed?"
Gu He glared at Lin Yueshu, "How can you think so?"
"You're so stingy, this golden bell must have been stolen or robbed, anyway, you definitely couldn't buy it with money." Lin Yueshu raised her chin and confronted Gu He.
After a short confrontation, Lin Yueshu compromised first.
The reason is simple, the allure of the golden bell is too great.
Lin Yueshu walked up to the bronze mirror, and excitedly put the golden bell around her neck.
While watching herself wearing a golden bell in the bronze mirror, she said to Gu He, "Forget it, it doesn't matter how it got here, as long as it's gold."
Gu He, "Can your three views be any more crooked?"
Lin Yueshu didn't even look at Gu He, but only stared at herself in the mirror, "I'm a cat demon, not a human being. I suggest you don't use the three views of human beings to ask me, be careful that I scratch you."
Gu He curled his lips, "Look how amazing you are."
Lin Yueshu finally looked at Gu He, she stared at Gu He's face, and asked with a smile: "Of course I'm amazing, I'm a cat demon, I have claws, I can scratch you, you are a cabbage demon, what can you do?" ? Shoot me to death with vegetable leaves?"
[-] crit hits.
Gu He folded his hands and covered the position of his heart.
Lin Yueshu took a closer look at Gu He, and when she heard that Gu He's breath was disturbed, she moved closer and smelled the bloody smell on Gu He's body.
She asked Gu He, "Are you injured?"
Gu He nodded, clutching his heart, and said aggrievedly: "Yes, I was hurt. I was beaten by you. My heart was like a piece of porcelain that fell on the ground. There was a crack that could never be restored. No matter how good it is, it can be restored. Master, you can't even break my heart..."
"Don't be sensational, the acting is so fake." Lin Yueshu interrupted Gu He, "It's not the heart, your body has been seriously injured, although it has healed on the surface, but your demon power has been greatly damaged. "
Gu He didn't speak.
In order not to worry Lin Yueshu, she deliberately acted very active, but Lin Yueshu still found out that she was injured.
Lin Yueshu asked Gu He, "Who did it?"
Gu He shook his head, "It's okay, I don't feel any pain anymore."
Lin Yueshu thought about it, and said: "Your monster power is dozens of times stronger than mine, and I can't beat the monster that can hurt you. If I fold myself in to avenge you, then you will turn back into a cabbage!" When you are recuperating, no one can take care of you. Therefore, the most important thing for me to do now is not to avenge you, but to hurry up and get a flower pot, and then plant you in the soil, guarding you day and night, so that You can recover sooner."
Gu He was pleasantly surprised, "That's right, we all know how to weigh the pros and cons."
Lin Yueshu did what she said. She walked to the table, pulled a piece of paper, picked up a pen, and said to Gu He: "The eunuch in charge of purchasing from the Ministry of Internal Affairs happens to be leaving the palace today, so I have to ask him to bring me some thing."
Seeing Lin Yueshu being so caring, Gu He couldn't help being moved.
While writing, Lin Yueshu murmured to herself, "I need a big flowerpot, and I have to sneak shovel some spiritual soil next to the roots of the tree while the elm spirit is asleep, and by the way, I need to fertilize..."
Fat?
Gu He was quite touched at first, but after hearing the word "fertilization", she suddenly had a bad feeling.
"The fertilizer used in the vegetable garden is good. I heard from the lady in the vegetable garden that the fertilizer for the vegetable garden is shipped directly from the Beast Garden." Lin Yueshu put down her pen and said to Gu He, "I'm going to the vegetable garden now Get some fertilizer and come back, you lie down on the bed to rest, and when I have everything ready, you will turn back into cabbage to heal your wounds."
Gu He stopped Lin Yueshu, and asked cautiously: "You mean fertilizing, don't you mean watering me with something?"
"Then what?" When Gu He said the three words, he deliberately emphasized his tone, for fear that Lin Yueshu would not understand.
Lin Yueshu nodded calmly, "Yes."
"No, absolutely not." Gu He took a few steps back, hid behind the pillar, and said with a face of resistance: "Lin Yueshu, listen to me, ordinary soil can heal my internal injuries, you really don't need it." Fertilize me."
"Vegetables can only grow stronger if they are fertilized. Many of the ingredients I use for cooking every day are picked from the vegetable garden. Don't you also say that those fruits and vegetables are delicious?" Lin Yueshu guessed Gu He resisted so much because she was afraid of getting dirty. She said to Gu He in a good voice, "It doesn't matter if you wash it clean. I promise you that after your injury is healed, I will wash you with rose water."
Seeing that Gu He was still unwilling, Lin Yueshu clenched her fists and swore to Gu He, "How about washing it ten times a day for a month? If you don't think roses are fragrant enough, I'll exchange some lilies and lotus flowers for you." petals, I guarantee that after you recover, you will be fragrant every day."
That's not OK.
Gu He hid behind the pillar, unwilling to show his head, "Although I am a cabbage, I have been a pure cabbage since I transformed into a human. If other monsters find out that I have been fertilized, then I will return to you in the future." How to maintain a pure and pure image."
Gu He hugged the pillar, and asked Lin Yueshu pitifully, "I'm so beautiful, do you have the heart to fertilize me?"
Lin Yueshu became serious. With a sullen face, she taught Gu He a lesson, "The body is more important than the food? Gu He, let me warn you, if you continue to be so hypocritical, I will break up with you. Where would you like to go in the future?" You can eat wherever you want, I won’t take your portion with me when I cook.”
Gu He wanted to cry but had no tears.
It's nothing to break up with Lin Yueshu, she is mainly reluctant to part with carp soup, peach blossom crisps, crystal elbows, vegetarian fried lotus root slices, corn ribs soup...
No, the more I think about it, the hungrier I get.
Seeing that Gu He was vacillating, Lin Yueshu decided to strike first. As she walked out, she said to Gu He, "I'll go to the flower house to get the flower pots, and then I'll go to the vegetable garden to get the fertilizer. I'll be back in half an hour. Remember, I'm speaking!" Forget it, if I don't see you when I come back, you won't be able to eat the meals I cook again."
Fertilizing is impossible to be fertilized.
Food is also impossible to give up.
Gu He hugged the pillar and thought about it for a while, then decided to change the pillar.
While Lin Yueshu was going to the greenhouse, she went to the vegetable garden first and picked a beautiful cabbage.
After returning to the cold palace with the cabbage in his arms, Gu He put the cabbage on the bed, then picked up a pen and paper, and left a note for Lin Yueshu, "I'm exhausted, I'm going back to my original shape first, lighten up when you bury me." ,I fear pain."
In order to achieve a realistic effect, Gu He gave the cabbage on the bed a little demon power.
After everything was ready, Gu He concealed his demonic power, used an invisibility technique, hid behind the screen, and quietly waited for Lin Yueshu to come back.
Lin Yueshu is very punctual.
Half an hour later, Gu He saw Lin Yueshu walking into the bedroom with a flower pot in his left hand and fertilizer and soil in his right.
Seeing that Gu He had disappeared, Lin Yueshu was about to lose her temper when she suddenly saw the emerald green cabbage on the bed.
Lin Yueshu walked to the bed, picked up the note, and glanced at it.
After reading it, she put the note on the table next to her, then knelt down beside the bed, stroked the cabbage leaves, and said distressedly: "I'm sorry, Gu He, my demon power is low, and there are limited things I can do for you, but don't worry, I will definitely take good care of you while you return to your original form and recuperate from your injuries."
Lin Yueshu put the flowerpot on the bed, and poured the soil from the bamboo basket into the flowerpot, "This flowerpot is only temporary, I have already told the purchasing eunuch of the Ministry of Internal Affairs that when he leaves the palace, help him I will bring back a good white porcelain flowerpot. After moving you into the new flowerpot, I will water and fertilize you on time, and talk to you every day. Make delicious crucian carp cakes for you."
Gu He hid behind the screen, his eyes were slightly red.
Although Lin Yueshu is a cat with a bit of a vicious tongue, when it comes to critical moments, she is really too righteous.
After the soil was done, Lin Yueshu planted the cabbage into the flower pot.
After watering, I started to fertilize, "Gu He, the palace man in the vegetable garden told me that this fertilizer is good. There are tigers, black bears, and the best ones, do you know what it is? There are also lizards."
Gu He was speechless.
Can we not go into such detail?
After the introduction, Lin Yueshu picked up the wooden spoon and poured a large spoonful of fertilizer into the flower pot without mercy.
Gu He, "..."
Fortunately, she reacted quickly enough, otherwise she would be dirty now.
When she entered, Lin Yueshu was cleaning the bedroom.
Gu He held the golden bell high and said to Lin Yueshu, "What do you think this is?"
Lin Yueshu turned her head and saw Jin Lingdang, her eyes suddenly lit up.
She put down the duster in her hand, rushed to Gu He, and snatched the golden bell from Gu He's hand.
Gu He said: "This is the golden bell that I promised you before."
Lin Yueshu put the bell to her mouth and bit it with her teeth.
Really pure gold.
Gu He looked at Lin Yueshu proudly, "How is it? I told you I wouldn't lie to you, right?"
Lin Yueshu frowned.
Although Gu He has a high salary, Gu He is obsessed with saving a dowry for her goddaughter, so in her impression, Gu He has always been quite stingy.
It belongs to the kind of frugal cabbage that breaks a penny into eight pennies, and if you can rub off on others, you don't spend money to buy it yourself.
Therefore, the origin of this golden bell is very suspicious.
Lin Yueshu asked Gu He, "Where did this golden bell come from? Was it stolen or robbed?"
Gu He glared at Lin Yueshu, "How can you think so?"
"You're so stingy, this golden bell must have been stolen or robbed, anyway, you definitely couldn't buy it with money." Lin Yueshu raised her chin and confronted Gu He.
After a short confrontation, Lin Yueshu compromised first.
The reason is simple, the allure of the golden bell is too great.
Lin Yueshu walked up to the bronze mirror, and excitedly put the golden bell around her neck.
While watching herself wearing a golden bell in the bronze mirror, she said to Gu He, "Forget it, it doesn't matter how it got here, as long as it's gold."
Gu He, "Can your three views be any more crooked?"
Lin Yueshu didn't even look at Gu He, but only stared at herself in the mirror, "I'm a cat demon, not a human being. I suggest you don't use the three views of human beings to ask me, be careful that I scratch you."
Gu He curled his lips, "Look how amazing you are."
Lin Yueshu finally looked at Gu He, she stared at Gu He's face, and asked with a smile: "Of course I'm amazing, I'm a cat demon, I have claws, I can scratch you, you are a cabbage demon, what can you do?" ? Shoot me to death with vegetable leaves?"
[-] crit hits.
Gu He folded his hands and covered the position of his heart.
Lin Yueshu took a closer look at Gu He, and when she heard that Gu He's breath was disturbed, she moved closer and smelled the bloody smell on Gu He's body.
She asked Gu He, "Are you injured?"
Gu He nodded, clutching his heart, and said aggrievedly: "Yes, I was hurt. I was beaten by you. My heart was like a piece of porcelain that fell on the ground. There was a crack that could never be restored. No matter how good it is, it can be restored. Master, you can't even break my heart..."
"Don't be sensational, the acting is so fake." Lin Yueshu interrupted Gu He, "It's not the heart, your body has been seriously injured, although it has healed on the surface, but your demon power has been greatly damaged. "
Gu He didn't speak.
In order not to worry Lin Yueshu, she deliberately acted very active, but Lin Yueshu still found out that she was injured.
Lin Yueshu asked Gu He, "Who did it?"
Gu He shook his head, "It's okay, I don't feel any pain anymore."
Lin Yueshu thought about it, and said: "Your monster power is dozens of times stronger than mine, and I can't beat the monster that can hurt you. If I fold myself in to avenge you, then you will turn back into a cabbage!" When you are recuperating, no one can take care of you. Therefore, the most important thing for me to do now is not to avenge you, but to hurry up and get a flower pot, and then plant you in the soil, guarding you day and night, so that You can recover sooner."
Gu He was pleasantly surprised, "That's right, we all know how to weigh the pros and cons."
Lin Yueshu did what she said. She walked to the table, pulled a piece of paper, picked up a pen, and said to Gu He: "The eunuch in charge of purchasing from the Ministry of Internal Affairs happens to be leaving the palace today, so I have to ask him to bring me some thing."
Seeing Lin Yueshu being so caring, Gu He couldn't help being moved.
While writing, Lin Yueshu murmured to herself, "I need a big flowerpot, and I have to sneak shovel some spiritual soil next to the roots of the tree while the elm spirit is asleep, and by the way, I need to fertilize..."
Fat?
Gu He was quite touched at first, but after hearing the word "fertilization", she suddenly had a bad feeling.
"The fertilizer used in the vegetable garden is good. I heard from the lady in the vegetable garden that the fertilizer for the vegetable garden is shipped directly from the Beast Garden." Lin Yueshu put down her pen and said to Gu He, "I'm going to the vegetable garden now Get some fertilizer and come back, you lie down on the bed to rest, and when I have everything ready, you will turn back into cabbage to heal your wounds."
Gu He stopped Lin Yueshu, and asked cautiously: "You mean fertilizing, don't you mean watering me with something?"
"Then what?" When Gu He said the three words, he deliberately emphasized his tone, for fear that Lin Yueshu would not understand.
Lin Yueshu nodded calmly, "Yes."
"No, absolutely not." Gu He took a few steps back, hid behind the pillar, and said with a face of resistance: "Lin Yueshu, listen to me, ordinary soil can heal my internal injuries, you really don't need it." Fertilize me."
"Vegetables can only grow stronger if they are fertilized. Many of the ingredients I use for cooking every day are picked from the vegetable garden. Don't you also say that those fruits and vegetables are delicious?" Lin Yueshu guessed Gu He resisted so much because she was afraid of getting dirty. She said to Gu He in a good voice, "It doesn't matter if you wash it clean. I promise you that after your injury is healed, I will wash you with rose water."
Seeing that Gu He was still unwilling, Lin Yueshu clenched her fists and swore to Gu He, "How about washing it ten times a day for a month? If you don't think roses are fragrant enough, I'll exchange some lilies and lotus flowers for you." petals, I guarantee that after you recover, you will be fragrant every day."
That's not OK.
Gu He hid behind the pillar, unwilling to show his head, "Although I am a cabbage, I have been a pure cabbage since I transformed into a human. If other monsters find out that I have been fertilized, then I will return to you in the future." How to maintain a pure and pure image."
Gu He hugged the pillar, and asked Lin Yueshu pitifully, "I'm so beautiful, do you have the heart to fertilize me?"
Lin Yueshu became serious. With a sullen face, she taught Gu He a lesson, "The body is more important than the food? Gu He, let me warn you, if you continue to be so hypocritical, I will break up with you. Where would you like to go in the future?" You can eat wherever you want, I won’t take your portion with me when I cook.”
Gu He wanted to cry but had no tears.
It's nothing to break up with Lin Yueshu, she is mainly reluctant to part with carp soup, peach blossom crisps, crystal elbows, vegetarian fried lotus root slices, corn ribs soup...
No, the more I think about it, the hungrier I get.
Seeing that Gu He was vacillating, Lin Yueshu decided to strike first. As she walked out, she said to Gu He, "I'll go to the flower house to get the flower pots, and then I'll go to the vegetable garden to get the fertilizer. I'll be back in half an hour. Remember, I'm speaking!" Forget it, if I don't see you when I come back, you won't be able to eat the meals I cook again."
Fertilizing is impossible to be fertilized.
Food is also impossible to give up.
Gu He hugged the pillar and thought about it for a while, then decided to change the pillar.
While Lin Yueshu was going to the greenhouse, she went to the vegetable garden first and picked a beautiful cabbage.
After returning to the cold palace with the cabbage in his arms, Gu He put the cabbage on the bed, then picked up a pen and paper, and left a note for Lin Yueshu, "I'm exhausted, I'm going back to my original shape first, lighten up when you bury me." ,I fear pain."
In order to achieve a realistic effect, Gu He gave the cabbage on the bed a little demon power.
After everything was ready, Gu He concealed his demonic power, used an invisibility technique, hid behind the screen, and quietly waited for Lin Yueshu to come back.
Lin Yueshu is very punctual.
Half an hour later, Gu He saw Lin Yueshu walking into the bedroom with a flower pot in his left hand and fertilizer and soil in his right.
Seeing that Gu He had disappeared, Lin Yueshu was about to lose her temper when she suddenly saw the emerald green cabbage on the bed.
Lin Yueshu walked to the bed, picked up the note, and glanced at it.
After reading it, she put the note on the table next to her, then knelt down beside the bed, stroked the cabbage leaves, and said distressedly: "I'm sorry, Gu He, my demon power is low, and there are limited things I can do for you, but don't worry, I will definitely take good care of you while you return to your original form and recuperate from your injuries."
Lin Yueshu put the flowerpot on the bed, and poured the soil from the bamboo basket into the flowerpot, "This flowerpot is only temporary, I have already told the purchasing eunuch of the Ministry of Internal Affairs that when he leaves the palace, help him I will bring back a good white porcelain flowerpot. After moving you into the new flowerpot, I will water and fertilize you on time, and talk to you every day. Make delicious crucian carp cakes for you."
Gu He hid behind the screen, his eyes were slightly red.
Although Lin Yueshu is a cat with a bit of a vicious tongue, when it comes to critical moments, she is really too righteous.
After the soil was done, Lin Yueshu planted the cabbage into the flower pot.
After watering, I started to fertilize, "Gu He, the palace man in the vegetable garden told me that this fertilizer is good. There are tigers, black bears, and the best ones, do you know what it is? There are also lizards."
Gu He was speechless.
Can we not go into such detail?
After the introduction, Lin Yueshu picked up the wooden spoon and poured a large spoonful of fertilizer into the flower pot without mercy.
Gu He, "..."
Fortunately, she reacted quickly enough, otherwise she would be dirty now.
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