I don't want to be in the headlines [entertainment]

"But I still feel that my current abilities are not up to God Ye's requirements, and I will try my best to catch up with God Ye!" Qiao Yiqing finally finished his sentence, panting so hard that Ye Xi almost thought that he still had to use up his brain a little more. the rhythm of the cell.

Ye Xi patted Qiao Yiqing on the shoulder and said, "From now on, I'll finish my words with a twist before saying thank you, otherwise people who listen will get angry."

"Hmm...Okay." Although he didn't understand it very well, Qiao Yiqing still complied. After all, the advice from God Ye should not be wrong!

After finishing the business, Ye Xi wanted to gossip and chat about gossip, and asked him: "You really like Lin Yuan? The kind you can't help yourself?"

Qiao Yiqing blushed instantly and said nothing.Seeing his appearance, Ye Xi knew that the answer was undoubtedly "yes".

Ye Xi thought for a while before saying, "Lin Yuan is a straight man, do you know that?"

"Well, I know." Qiao Yiqing nodded, pursed his lips, and said, "I know what Ye Shen wants to say, but... I like this kind of thing..." I can't seem to find any good words or words. Qiao Yiqing frowned at the sentence description.

Ye Xi suddenly felt that he was actually quite happy, and that he was able to get married so smoothly, and his life after marriage was quite harmonious... Wait, now is not the time to reminisce and congratulate yourself, this little cutie who seems to have no love experience in front of him, I like it Fucked by a straight guy, what should I do?

After thinking about it for a while, Ye Xi couldn't think of any useful solution, so Ye Xi decisively took out his phone and posted on Weibo——

Yexi V: What should I do if the cutie around me falls in love with a straight man?Wait online, hurry up!

Then he put the phone back into his pocket, and asked Qiao Yiqing, "Are you sure that's liking, not dependence or fledgling plot?"

After being told by Ye Xi, Qiao Yiqing was also a little confused. He was frowning and thinking like a fried chicken cute. Ye Xi made up a Q version of Qiao Cute. He felt that he was going to be bleeding from cuteness. Ravage it!

Hold back!Ye Xi patted his forehead, trying to wake up, but Qiao Yiqing faltered: "God Ye..."

"Just say whatever you want."

"...I'm a little embarrassed." Qiao Yiqing's voice was very soft. Fortunately, Ye Xi was close, otherwise he might not have heard it.

Ye Xi opened the can of coffee that was deformed by Qiao Yiqing, took a sip, and said, "We are both big men, and there is no one else here, so don't be shy."

Qiao Yiqing held it back for a long time, until his face turned red before he uttered: "I want to knock Lin Yuan down...Come on, come on, the kind of liking, shouldn't it be dependence?"

"..." Ye Xi swallowed a mouthful of coffee and coughed continuously.Qiao Yiqing was a little frightened, and quickly reached out to help him pat his back, which successfully made him cough up.

Ye Xi silently glanced at Qiao Yiqing, feeling that something was broken in her, and asked calmly, "You, you said you want... er, to fall in love with him?"

"Bad, almost." Qiao Yiqing stammered nervously.

But you don't feel like Gong?Ye Xi resisted not saying this, swallowed it with difficulty, and asked instead: "Why don't you want to marry him and be with him for a long time?"

"Because I think it's impossible." He thought very openly.

"..." So you just want to have a good time and break up without entanglement?Ye Xi thought he was the truth, and thought of another question, "You said Li Feng was pursuing you, but he doesn't look like that either, cough..."

Halfway through the talk, Ye Xi suddenly figured it out. In fact, if Li Feng is seduced as a purple shirt...it's not unacceptable...

Wait, this rhythm doesn't seem right!

Ye Xi managed to get out of Qiao Yiqing's mind, and he even asked what he wanted to ask: "Yiqing, are you... the one below or the one above?"

Qiao Yiqing was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that his ears were red and murmured, "Go to... the one on the top?"

After Ye Xi listened to his words with a blank face, she felt that her heart was extremely strong, and why did she feel pretty good once she accepted this cute attack setting?He must be poisoned!

...Well, I want to take another breath.

Ye Xi covered his face, calmed down his emotions, and then said, "Yiqing, I think Li Feng's pursuit of you should be... he should treat you as the next one, right?"

"I know, if I don't have someone I like...I will definitely make him understand...I'm actually top."

It's really bad, is what Qiao Keai said "deep♂♂♂understand♂understand" what he thought?Ye Xi felt that he must have been spoiled by his uncle, and became more and more dirty.

Ye Xi felt that he couldn't go on any longer, took out his phone and checked Weibo, and found that the Weibo he just posted had been forwarded and commented a lot, so he clicked on it.

——The sofa is mine!Who is cutie?

——It’s a step too late and there is only a bench [tears] I feel that this sentence contains a lot of information, falling in love with a straight man or something...

——Since you all like ♂, let’s continue [doge]

——Little cute fell in love with a straight man, tsk tsk, don't be careless!

——It’s really pitiful to fall in love with a straight man, but it’s okay to be straight if the other party is willing, and you can’t force it if you don’t want to.

— Upstairs!Although straight and curved are very cute, but it depends on the person, the twisted melon is not sweet [Sunglasses]

……

——Looking at the more than 100 articles, none of them proposed specific measures for the male god. Where are those bloggers who often talk about the mountains?

——According to the words of the male god, it is speculated that the cutie should be a subject who fell in love with a straight man. It is estimated that the straight man took care of the cutie as a brother and the cutie couldn't help falling in love?It's all based on imagination, not very credible.If this is the case, cutie will either confess to the straight man, or stay away from the straight man. If she continues to like him, she will be hurt even more.

……

- Article 666 must be me! [Cool] There are a lot of analyzes above, and it is said that the cutie is the victim, but why do I think the cutie is the attack?Obviously I like it!superior!Straight man!What if the cutie just wants to have sex with a straight guy?

——Brother, you must be joking, just sit and wait for your face to be slapped.

——Sit and wait for a slap in the face +1

……

Ye Xi read it all the way, but there were not many useful ones, probably because he revealed too little information, so he reposted the original Weibo: Ye Xi V: cute is gong, 666 guessed right, straight man is human. Wife//@叶溪V: What should I do if the cutie around me falls in love with a straight man?Wait online, hurry up!

As soon as this post was posted, there were hundreds of comments and reposts in less than a minute.

——The face is a little swollen.

——Why is it a bench again! !Upstairs I hate you! [biting the handkerchief] It's actually cute!People, wives or something!I can't do it, I want to watch real cp! !

——I will eat this Amway!Who will come to produce food?

……

——The above are all off topic, okay?In other words, even if there is food, it feels like abuse. After all, straight men or something ╮(╯_╰)╭——something that feels cute and offensive is actually kind of cute?

——Moe +1 feels like being poisoned.

——I sucked this poison!

……

——Hey, are you a demon spirit?There are people gathering here to take drugs.

——Everything above is crooked again!I'm one of those people whose face was swollen. These days, I'm going to get slapped in the face even if I pretend to be tough. It's too difficult to mess around!Don't talk nonsense, continue to give advice to the male god. 1. If the other party is a straight man who dislikes being gay, I suggest you stay away from him as much as possible, which is good for everyone. 2. If the other party is not a particularly straight straight man, you can test his feelings for the cutie, what if it is possible? 3. If the other party is willing, maybe you can come and have a try?

——Unknown people eating melons.

……

——I am 666, unexpectedly I guessed it right!Sure enough, it is the result of seeing more in recent years.In fact, I think what a big brother said is very good, but I think that since the male god is said to be a straight man, he should be straight and straight, right?Otherwise, the male god who is the same kind would have already seen it.I have a premonition that this love affair with the little cutie will be fruitless, so you can consider throwing yourself into my arms [bad smile]

——The male god said that cutie is attacking, could it be that 666 is subject to ←_←——It’s over, cutie X666 suddenly stood up, I think I’m X person than cutie. Wife, straight man, and poisonous QAQ——Anyway, both Drugs, any drug is the same!

——It makes sense, but I can't refute it↑

……

——Oh, I grabbed 666.

——...so indifferent No. 666 [doge]

——666（2）X666（1）！冷漠攻X逗比受！我站双666！

——Are you all poisonous?Well, let me take another breath [laughing and crying]

——2333333 I almost died laughing after reading a comment.

……

Ye Xi finally saw a few useful comments, and he probably had to ask the person concerned about how to do it. Turning around, he saw Qiao Yiqing lowering his head obediently... ravaging the pillow.

Coughed, and said, "Yiqing, you only have... um, are you sexually impulsive to Lin Yuan?"

"No." Qiao Yiqing poked the pillow, "I can't tell, I really like his personality."

"Unfortunately, he is a straight man." Ye Xi answered, touched the top of his hair, and said, "Since you know everything, have you ever thought about what to do? Continue like this, or...?"

Qiao Yiqing raised her chin in distress, and said, "I think... I want to have a boyfriend, but, but Lin Yuan won't allow me to."

"You are not suitable for having a boyfriend now." It is also very painful to be unable to transfer the relationship. Ye Xi touched his chin, thought for a while, and said, "You can play games."

"Game?" Qiao Yiqing's eyes lit up.

"You haven't played games, have you?"

"My parents won't let me play."

"..." Almost forgetting that this person had a miserable childhood, Ye Xi paused, "Are you busy now?"

Qiao Yiqing recalled, "It's not very busy, usually there are no arrangements at night."

Ye Xi nodded: "Then you can try to play games in your spare time and divert your attention."

"You can try it." Qiao Yiqing was full of excitement.

At this time, Ye Xi forgot one thing, some games claim to have defeated Shi XO Yuan and Bai H Wang's dating platform, thank God if they don't mislead Qiao Keai......

"But don't be addicted to games..." Ye Xi told Qiao Yiqing a lot like a younger brother. The most important point is, "Don't let Lin Yuan find out that you are playing games. It will be miserable to be scolded, although Ye Xi is not afraid, but he still wants to have a little more leisure and doesn't want to work.

"Yes! I see!" Qiao Yiqing would never refuse Ye Xi's request.

Ye Xi felt that the two of them had talked about the same, and it turned out that it was past five o'clock, so they left the contact information with Qiao Yiqing and hurried out of the company to go home by car.

I just checked Weibo and didn't notice that there were still a few unread messages, so Ye Xi quickly clicked on them, and they were all sent by Li Shu.

——Is the baby still in the company? (⊙o⊙)

——Why haven't you come back yet?It's five o'clock, the baby has to work overtime at night? QUQ——I am a little worried when my baby sees the message (╯3╰)

Ye Xi typed quickly with her fingers, and replied:

——Uncle, I'm on my way back, and I'm delayed because of something.

Li Shu's side will also be very fast, as if he has been waiting for his reply.

——Kiss baby, don't worry, I didn't have time to cook tonight, so I ordered takeaway, it's already delivered and I'm waiting for you! (>▽<)

Ye Xi also replied:

--what's for dinner?

Putting the candles on the table, although it's a bit of an old-fashioned candlelight dinner, it still feels very good, Li Shu happily sent a text message.

——Candlelight Dinner~ Beautiful!

Ye Xi paused, candlelight dinners and the like, all he could think of were the ones in TV dramas.

Before he could recover, another text message came: ——If the baby doesn't like candlelight dinners, let's go out to eat! o(*￣︶￣*)o——No, it’s fine, I like being at home.

Li Shu saw this and replied with a smile:

—Which place do you like at home?bathroom?sofa?Or bedroom?

Ye Xi knew at a glance that he was getting dirty again, and there was still a smile on his face.

--ceiling.

"..." Li Shu thought about how to do the ceiling, and what position it was, and answered a question after thinking about it.

--What's the meaning?Like to lie down?

After Ye Xi sent this text message, she immediately muted her phone, feeling a little hot on her face.

--front.

Only then did Li Shu realize that Ye Xi meant "frontal anus". After thinking about the new posture he had developed before, it was indeed a frontal one in the end. Could it be that the frontal one would be particularly cool?

Li Shu felt that no matter what posture he was in, Ye Xi didn't show any hobbies, so he felt that Ye Xi might be the same as him.Anyway, it's not too late to know now, Li Shu secretly thought about facing it tonight.

When Ye Xi came home, Li Shu had everything ready. The two of them enjoyed the candlelight dinner like a textbook. The table looked like this, but the table... Ye Xi lamented that the long tables in movies and TV shows are not without benefits.

After dinner, Li Shu couldn't wait to hug Ye Xi up, and kissed her on the lips. After the kiss, Ye Xi said: "I feel like I'm eating steak again."

"..." Li Shu put Ye Xi down and rushed to the bathroom, leaving Ye Xi laughing while covering his face.

When he had tidied everything up and was ready to have a blast, Ye Xi had just cleaned up everything on the table, made a stop gesture, and said, "Do you want to eat steak again?"

"I don't want to." As if he had discovered some new land, Li Shu's eyes lit up, then he picked up Ye Xi and ran to the bathroom, saying, "Let me brush your teeth for you!"

Of course Ye Xi refused: "I will brush my teeth myself."

"Baby, I want to help you brush your teeth." Li Shu took the toothbrush in his hand and squeezed out the toothpaste, then filled the cup with three quarters of water and looked at him.

It seemed that the hospitality was hard to turn down, and Ye Xi was forced to open his mouth - there was an inexplicable sense of shame for others to help brush his teeth.