I don't want to be in the headlines [entertainment]

When the mother and son arrived at their destination, Ye Xi saw that the house was very strange, looked at Ye Qian beside him, and asked, "Mom, have you moved?"

Ye Qian went straight up and opened the door: "Yeah, you're all gone, I'm the only one left at home, the house is too big and empty, so I moved out."

Ye Xi thought for a while, and couldn't help asking: "Then... where is the original house?"

"Keep it, I have someone clean it every day." Ye Qian walked into the room, brought him a pair of slippers, and let him go inside.Ye Xi at the back also changed the heels, while looking at the new house.

Ye Qian pointed to a bedroom and said, "This is where you live. I've prepared everything. If there's anything missing, you can buy it yourself." Seemingly remembering something, she took out a card and threw it to him, adding Said, "You can spend the money in it as you like, and the money for the birthday gift is also in it. If it is not enough, tell me and I will call you again."

Ye Xi took the card and didn't know what he was thinking.

Seeing him like that, Ye Qian sat on the sofa and stretched, and said, "I heard that all your money was given to Shuhu Li? Then how much allowance will he give you?"

I didn't think about it for a long time, and told my mother, Ye Xi, the truth: "1 yuan in cash, and a card." After speaking, he took out his wallet and counted it, and said, "Now I only have [-] yuan in cash with me. , and left the rest of the money and cards at home."

Ye Qian also probably knew that Ye Xi had no idea about money, but that didn't mean she was easy to fool, she glanced at him, and just about to speak, Ye Xi cut her off.

"Mom, aren't you going to work today?" Ye Xi walked over to help her squeeze her shoulders.

"Are you going to drive your mother away so soon, so that you can get in touch with your old Gong?" Ye Qian enjoyed her son's service, although she said so, she was in a good mood.

Of course Ye Xi would not admit it: "I didn't say that."

Hearing what he said, Ye Qian rolled her eyes gracefully, patted the hands he was massaging on her shoulders, stood up from the sofa, and said, "Okay, I'm just thinking about it myself."

"Mom." He didn't mean that either.

Ye Qian waved his hand: "I know, I'm going to work now, you, just stay at home and think about what to buy for your birthday." His tone changed, and he was quite serious, "One thing you have to remember, I don't care about calling and videoing anything. I can't stop you, but you are not allowed to let him come to the house!"

"why?"

"I despise him."

"..." What a hatred.

After Ye Qian left, Ye Xi took out his mobile phone from his pocket and made a call. Naturally, the number was Li Shu's phone number that Ye Qian had dialed before.

Before Ye Xi opened his mouth, he said to the other side: "Mom, listen to my explanation that I mistakenly thought you were Ye Xi and then said nothing. Please don't take Ye Xi away. I swear that I have never done anything bad to Ye Xi... "There is a long list without panting, it is estimated that I have been preparing for a long time.

Li Shu talked a lot, until his mouth was dry, only to realize that there was no response from the other end of the phone. If it was Ye Qian, he would have refuted him long ago, so he quickly said, "Baby?"

"Finished?" Ye Xi held back a smile and asked him seriously, "You really didn't do anything bad to me?"

Li Shu said without confidence: "No...well." If what happened on the bed is not a bad thing.

"Then who said they wanted to bully me into tears?"

"...that's different." Li Shu's voice was very low, thinking of something, he asked again, "Is your mother still around?"

Ye Xi replied: "Not here, she went to work." After speaking, he obviously heard the opposite party breathe a sigh of relief, he rolled his eyes, and added, "But what my mother told you before is correct, I want to be here My mother lives here for a few days, so you have to take good care of yourself these few days..."

Before the concerned words were finished, Li Shu anxiously interrupted: "Isn't it baby? Are you really going to leave me?"

Ye Xi laughed and said: "Uncle, it's not that I won't come back, it's just that my mother has something to do, and I'll be back when it's over."

"Why do you have to go back? It's the same at home..."

"Uncle, you should have received the invitation too."

Li Shu was a little confused by his words: "What invitation?"

Ye Xi paused for a long time before saying, "Mr. Ye's [-]th birthday."

Li Shu turned around and asked Lin Lin who was beside him. Lin Lin told him that it was indeed the [-]th birthday of Mr. Ye Xi's grandfather, and the birthday gift for that time was already prepared on next Monday.

Sister Lin Lin also showed him the gift she had prepared. Li Shu said that this one was too shabby and had to be replaced with a better one.

Can there be complaints?The answer is of course no, Lin Lin can only make arrangements without complaint, and send a text message to her cousin to complain.Unexpectedly, my cousin actually replied "each other", are they brothers and sisters born to work hard? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Li Shu naturally couldn't hear the complaints in Lin Lin's heart, so he said to Ye Xi: "Baby, I remember that I will carefully prepare birthday gifts, don't worry, I will definitely give a good one... "

Hearing what he said, Ye Xi's eyes suddenly lit up, and said: "Uncle, why don't you prepare my share and my mother's share for me, and I'll give you the money."

"What money are you talking about? You always attack me!" When it comes to this, Li Shu is still very confident, and he also has a heart to make up for it, so he naturally agrees.

Ye Xi thought for a while and said, "Forget it, or I'll go buy it myself."

"Don't baby." Li Shu hurriedly stopped, "Why don't we go to choose a birthday gift together?" Just in time to come out and meet up for sex hehehe...

Knowing what he meant, Ye Xi agreed: "Okay, my mother said that you can't let in the house, so I can only go out to meet you."

"Why won't you let me in?"

"capricious."

"..."

Ye Xi listened to the other side's silence for a long time, and said with a smile: "My mother said she won't let you in, so you really won't?"

Li Shu stroked his chin and said, "Yes, I can still climb walls... No, I can climb windows."

Ye Xi glanced at the window of his bedroom, thinking about the possibility of Li Shu climbing the window: "My bedroom window is on the second floor, and there is no place to step, how do you plan to climb?"

"..." Really let him crawl?

"Just kidding." Ye Xi thought that Li Shu was just climbing the window in another sense, not really climbing.

Li Shu tried to think about something else, smacking his lips: "Actually, this is an affair, right? It will be very exciting."

"What if my mother caught me?"

"..." Can you think about it for a while?

Ye Xi was quite realistic, and said: "Don't think about what you have and what you don't have. The more you think about it, the harder it gets. Don't look for me if you are tortured by my mother."

Even daydreaming is not allowed these days.

Li Shu changed the subject: "When are you coming back?"

"At least wait until the birthday banquet is over."

"Baby, when I get back, I want to..."

"Don't even think about it."

"..."

Ye Xi couldn't help laughing, and asked, "You think so?"

"Thinking about it made me lose a few pairs of pants." Li Shu also said a few nasty words, his deep and magnetic voice made Ye Xi's face a little hot.

"...Not serious! Forgot the lesson?"

"Isn't this just being rude to you alone!" Li Shu said cheekily.

Ye Xi raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Then when do you plan to accompany me to choose a birthday present?"

"Just tonight!"

"where?"

"Home!"

"..." I have already seen through you.

After being poor with Li Shu for a while, just as Ye Xi hung up the phone, another call came in, and it seemed that it was Ye Qian who quickly picked it up: "Mom?"

"Hehe, you called your old Gong right after I left?" She made a few phone calls before and they were all on the phone, so it goes without saying that she must be contacting that old cabbage Li Shu!

Ye Xi tacitly said nothing, and Ye Qian didn't care too much, saying: "You are not allowed to go out at night, I will come back to eat your cooking, I heard that your cooking is good, cook a delicious meal for mom."

"Okay, I see, Mom." Does Ye Xi dare not agree?It seemed that the night's tryst was about to go to waste, and he could even foresee that his uncle would start losing his temper like Joan X again.

Only then was Ye Qian satisfied, and said, "Okay, then I'll wait for a big meal tonight."

After a few more blessings, Ye Qian said that there was a meeting and hung up.Ye Xi hurriedly edited the text message to tell Li Shu that the evening appointment is impossible.

——Uncle, the enemy has seen through our trick, and the plan for the night cannot be carried out.

Li Shu read this message, and his heart skipped a beat.

——Baby...┭┮﹏┭┮

Sure enough, Ye Xi saw the familiar expression and replied helplessly.

——Hey, it’s good for me to accompany my mother.

Although Li Shu couldn't say it was bad, he was also very wronged.

——Before I was afraid that you were too tired to eat meat, but now you have to separate again, and there is no meat to eat, baby, I feel very uncomfortable QAQ Ye Xi burst out laughing, typing with his fingers quickly.

——Then you do a few more push-ups, and you won’t feel uncomfortable when you’re tired.

Li Shu quickly replied:

——Baby, I can’t even do push-ups without you_(:з」∠)_

Ye Xi looked out of the window, took a picture with the phone facing the window, and took a few pictures outside the window.

——Why don’t you still climb the window?In fact, you can also bring a ladder [with photos]

Li Shu carefully studied the picture sent by Ye Xi, and then replied: ——Baby, are you sure you're not kidding me? (＞﹏＜)

Ye Xi sat on the bed and felt that the bed was very soft, so she lay down on it.

——I am seriously considering your happiness, don't forget it.

Li Shu quickly replied:

——Don't, don't, the baby is the best!Baby is great~(≧▽≦)/~

——But I feel that the degree of difficulty of climbing the window is not so high, baby, I can’t do it 〒▽〒Ye Xi thought about it, and it was indeed very difficult, so he replied: ——Okay, then what should we do?Could it be that we have to come out for a tryst in the middle of the night?

Li Shu also thought about it for a long time.

——Why don’t you baby come to my company, I’ve always wanted to try the office play (﹃)

"..." Is it really good to be promiscuous during the day?

Ye Xi was a little speechless, and replied to him:

——Let’s watch some messy little pornographic articles←_←

Li Shu glanced at the □□ on the computer, and closed the page with a guilty conscience before replying.

——Baby, the books I read are all very high-level, so I promise they are not low-level tastes! O(*￣▽￣*)o Ye Xi doubts.

--Really?

Li Shu thinks that the titles are all marked with □□, h means huge, meaning big, and the content is all on the top, so it is tall ♂ big ♂!But he certainly can't do that.

—Look at my big pure eyes! (⊙v⊙)

I've seen through you a long time ago.

- so dirty.

"..."