[Quick Transmigration] Pandora's Blessing
Chapter 45 Size Match Failure
During the bath, Pandora stared at Wen Jin's face boredly.
To be honest, even if this person is a peerless beauty, with such size matching, looking at his face is like looking at the wall.
...Attack on Titan has a sense of sight.
I'm afraid I can't see a flower in this man's body.
it's a pity.
Gee.
Wen Jin also stared at Pandora, but he didn't have the slightest thought of being charming in his heart. He was only worried about whether Pandora would drown, and...is it convenient to take a bath like this?
"Do you want me to wash it for you?" Wen Jin asked with a smile.
Pandora looked at him with a dead face, "You will be responsible for touching my bird."
Wen Jin was stunned for a moment, "Then... Shall I help you rub your back?"
Pandora: Are you so reluctant to take responsibility for Lao Tzu?I'll deal with you when I change back!
Pandora lifted her long hair and lay down on the pool, "Come on, rub your back."
Wen Jin smiled slightly, walked up to him, and looked at the dirty water in the pool...
No no no, not dirty at all!That's the foam from the shower gel!
Wen Jin suddenly felt that he was still too careless, and directly picked up Pandora from the water to protect it in the palm of his hand, and then put the water again.
"Brother, your finger touched my stick." Pandora said expressionlessly.
Wen Jin blushed when she heard this!
Why are you blushing!You are just a doll in front of you!Not a blow-up doll!
...What kind of play is it to blush on an inflatable doll?
"Sorry." Wen Jin moved his fingers.
But this micro-operation is really very difficult, he may not be able to find Pandora's stick with the naked eye, let alone touch it blindly!
Pandora: You can't see it with naked eyes!How blind is a bird as big as me! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴ "Brother, my brother was rubbed hard by you." Pandora said coldly.
Wen Jin froze.
... No, what about the fresh and refined elf that you promised?
No, big brother, there is no such creature.
"Hold, I'm sorry." Wen Jin hurriedly put Pandora into the warm water, picked up a small rag and rubbed his back.
The back of the thumb Pandora is only about two fingers wide.
The above sentence is a sick sentence.
Since it is Pandora's thumb, why are there two fingers?
Hmm... two-thumb Pandora?
Alright, just Pandora your thumb for short.
Wen Jin scratched him through the fabric with her index finger, and the comfortable Pandora couldn't help but moan.
We know that Pandora is the kind that kills people no matter in appearance or voice.
Wen Jin always thought of himself as a pure-hearted person.
...in fact he is.
However, a man's body is really not controlled by the brain sometimes!
Wen Jinmei moved her legs uncomfortably.
Seeing Wen Jin's flushed face, Pandora was relieved.
Facts have proved that his uncle Pan's charm has not diminished!Even if it becomes a massage stick size, it can hook up with men!
... What a broken metaphor.
...But it's very vivid, um.
"Your fingers make me so comfortable. Handwork must be good." Pandora nodded seriously.
Wen Jin had question marks all over his face.
manual work?
Are you praising him for his ingenuity?
Pandora: Yes, yes, that's it. [Pat the shoulders] When we finally finished our Mrs. Pandora, who is delicate and difficult to serve, the Wen Jin beauty herself was sweating all over.
Blame that pervert Pandora!He was screaming like a scene of papa papa!And it's 【Surging Passion.avi】!
Wen Jin took Pandora to the bedroom, let him lie on the pillow, and then took it out from the bed...
Pandora: Condoms?Lubricant?Small leather whip?nipple ring?Mouth?
……
sewing.
Pandora: Huh.
Pandora was lying on the man's pillow in a provocative posture... This pose is for the ghosts to see!You can't fuck even if you tease someone hard!
Wen Jin really lived up to his name, he is simply the best spokesperson for being gentle, courteous and thrifty!
Pandora: Oh!Honey!Your embroidered pillow is just a mess!What a natural pairing! ...Brother, hurry up, Lao Tzu's hot spring eggs have turned cold preserved eggs.
Even if Comrade Wen Jinhao knew what kind of yellow brains burst out of Pandora's brain, he would probably only think that the fresh and refined elves were different from ordinary people like them.
...It's different, it's out of the Milky Way.
"My thread that passed through your needle hole, you pierced my delicate skin one by one, leaving me riddled with holes...Brother, let me squint for a while."
Boring has reached a new level.
you do not say?
Pandora became so small and exquisite that only one mouth could be used on her whole body.
Pandora: No, I can't use my mouth anymore, I can't even swallow a finger... Hey. [Melancholy face] Wen Jin couldn't help laughing.
He thinks this elf is very interesting and cute.
……
Yes, this comrade thinks Pandora is great!Can!like!
Brother, don't abandon your integrity!Otherwise, I won't even be able to hold the fuck anymore!
But having said that, don't think that Wen Jin fell in love with Pandora at first sight or had a special affection or something.
Even in the face of cats and dogs, he still has male and female consciousness.
He will not touch the reproductive organs of cats and dogs, including the small beans.
Use a towel when bathing them.
Pandora: ...But he touched my big bird.
... Leave him alone.
In short, this is Comrade Wen Jin's first time raising a humanoid pet...and, for now, the breed is still unknown.
However, the human form is the key point, no matter how small the opponent is, Wen Jin will treat him from a human perspective.
Pandora: From the perspective of human "sexuality"...brother, come on?
Eh?
It's so easy to feel embarrassed and hardened in the face of men, does this mean... tsk tsk tsk.
No, this child has a fiancee!
Pandora opened one eye and glanced at him, "Why doesn't your fiancee live here?"
Wen Jin paused, "She will move in after she gets married."
"Do you have a bad relationship?" Pandora opened the other eye.
Wen Jin smiled slightly, "It's not that we have a bad relationship. We have a very good relationship. Because our family is family friends, we often played together when we were young."
"Oh, childhood sweetheart? And then? Which one of you will confess first?" Pandora's face was full of gossip.
"We...have never confessed." Wen Jin smiled and shook his head.
Pandora touched it and pondered carefully, "The words of the matchmaker ordered by the parents?"
Wen Jin nodded, "That's it."
Pandora immediately rolled her extremely elegant eyes, "What age are you still doing this!"
Wen Jin stopped and turned to look at him suspiciously, "Is your elf kingdom similar to our human world?"
The words that come out have a strong modern flavor.
Pandora shrugged, "I've been in this world for a long time. I'm good at learning."
"So that's how it is." Wen Jin turned back and continued working.
...This is too easy to deceive!
Pandora suddenly felt a little guilty.
However, he quickly put this little bit of guilt behind him.
Wen Jin's craftsmanship is very good.
That hand can be used to hold a pen.
Can also be used to hold a needle and thread.
There is no sense of violation and.
He cut and sewed a suit suitable for Pandora from his own silk shirts.
Fit, Pandora.
Yes, clothes similar to ancient Greek styles.
After all, for such a small person, it is too difficult for Wen Jin to sew a jacket, trousers and jacket for him.
Can't do anything with underwear.
"What's wrong? Don't like it?"
Seeing Pandora staring at the fabric in his hand, Wen Jin couldn't help being a little puzzled.
"No, it's beautiful."
Pandora beckoned to him, and Comrade Wen Jin handed over the clothes very thoughtfully, then turned around and didn't look at him.
Pandora: Tch, I've seen all of them in the shower just now, why are you so serious at this time!
The shameless Uncle Pandora put on the tailor-made clothes, and suddenly felt that he had reached a new height of beauty!
"Give me the mirror."
You expect Comrade Wen Jin to wear a small mirror next to his body like Pandora, and take it out from time to time and ask "Who is the most beautiful man in the world?".
Metamorphosis is not mass-produced, thank you.
But there are full-length mirrors in the bedroom.
Wen Jin held Pandora in front of the mirror, and let him twist and turn in her hand, so smug and insane!
But... yes, Comrade Wen Jin still thinks Pandora is very good!Can!like!
Naughty elf yo~!
...let me vomit.
Now that you have the clothes, you can put Pandora on the table.
...what's wrong?
From an objective point of view, there is nothing wrong with it.
Wen Jin really put Pandora on the table, and then went to the kitchen to cook.
But... Pandora's body, what can she eat?
Even if a piece of meat is minced, it is still too big for Pandora's mouth.
And, where can I get him a pair of chopsticks?
Pandora: ...to regain the life of primitive humans.
When Wen Jinmei brought the food to the table, she was also stunned.
How to feed fresh and refined elves?
Is Pandora a moral person?
Oh, and this isn't an April Fool's Day topic.
Certainly not Halloween.
Asking this question is just to illustrate a problem, and that problem is...
How could Pandora, who has no morals, care about his image when he eats, anyway, no matter what crazy things he did, he is still beautiful~!
As the saying goes, it is a small matter of injustice to starve to death.People are iron rice is steel.Birds die for money, people die for food.Food is the paramount necessity of the people.
……
And pilaf is a custom, you know?
Okay, so much bullshit, it boils down to one sentence.
Pandora is decisively primitive.
The dishes on the plate were huge to him, so he could only walk over, put his hands together, and take a bite.
Back and forth.
Soon I was full and had nothing to do.
Pandora: Ah, it's really boring, I really want to be raped!
This beautiful wish...for a short time...he will forget about it.
This is really a very sad story!
"Are the clothes dirty?" Shima looked at him worriedly.
Pandora: I feel very blessed to have such a mother. ...shit.
However, through this, Wen Jin got a few more "Parenting Heart Sutras".
For example, babies have small teeth, so the food must be chopped and stewed before they can be eaten.
For example, it is easy for a baby to eat food on his body, so prepare a bib for him before eating.
For example, if a baby can only eat with his hands, he should carry a tissue or handkerchief with him.
Pandora: ... Mom!
terrible!
He must change back!
Then leave this place of right and wrong!
……
But, after a few hours, he thought otherwise.
To be honest, even if this person is a peerless beauty, with such size matching, looking at his face is like looking at the wall.
...Attack on Titan has a sense of sight.
I'm afraid I can't see a flower in this man's body.
it's a pity.
Gee.
Wen Jin also stared at Pandora, but he didn't have the slightest thought of being charming in his heart. He was only worried about whether Pandora would drown, and...is it convenient to take a bath like this?
"Do you want me to wash it for you?" Wen Jin asked with a smile.
Pandora looked at him with a dead face, "You will be responsible for touching my bird."
Wen Jin was stunned for a moment, "Then... Shall I help you rub your back?"
Pandora: Are you so reluctant to take responsibility for Lao Tzu?I'll deal with you when I change back!
Pandora lifted her long hair and lay down on the pool, "Come on, rub your back."
Wen Jin smiled slightly, walked up to him, and looked at the dirty water in the pool...
No no no, not dirty at all!That's the foam from the shower gel!
Wen Jin suddenly felt that he was still too careless, and directly picked up Pandora from the water to protect it in the palm of his hand, and then put the water again.
"Brother, your finger touched my stick." Pandora said expressionlessly.
Wen Jin blushed when she heard this!
Why are you blushing!You are just a doll in front of you!Not a blow-up doll!
...What kind of play is it to blush on an inflatable doll?
"Sorry." Wen Jin moved his fingers.
But this micro-operation is really very difficult, he may not be able to find Pandora's stick with the naked eye, let alone touch it blindly!
Pandora: You can't see it with naked eyes!How blind is a bird as big as me! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴ "Brother, my brother was rubbed hard by you." Pandora said coldly.
Wen Jin froze.
... No, what about the fresh and refined elf that you promised?
No, big brother, there is no such creature.
"Hold, I'm sorry." Wen Jin hurriedly put Pandora into the warm water, picked up a small rag and rubbed his back.
The back of the thumb Pandora is only about two fingers wide.
The above sentence is a sick sentence.
Since it is Pandora's thumb, why are there two fingers?
Hmm... two-thumb Pandora?
Alright, just Pandora your thumb for short.
Wen Jin scratched him through the fabric with her index finger, and the comfortable Pandora couldn't help but moan.
We know that Pandora is the kind that kills people no matter in appearance or voice.
Wen Jin always thought of himself as a pure-hearted person.
...in fact he is.
However, a man's body is really not controlled by the brain sometimes!
Wen Jinmei moved her legs uncomfortably.
Seeing Wen Jin's flushed face, Pandora was relieved.
Facts have proved that his uncle Pan's charm has not diminished!Even if it becomes a massage stick size, it can hook up with men!
... What a broken metaphor.
...But it's very vivid, um.
"Your fingers make me so comfortable. Handwork must be good." Pandora nodded seriously.
Wen Jin had question marks all over his face.
manual work?
Are you praising him for his ingenuity?
Pandora: Yes, yes, that's it. [Pat the shoulders] When we finally finished our Mrs. Pandora, who is delicate and difficult to serve, the Wen Jin beauty herself was sweating all over.
Blame that pervert Pandora!He was screaming like a scene of papa papa!And it's 【Surging Passion.avi】!
Wen Jin took Pandora to the bedroom, let him lie on the pillow, and then took it out from the bed...
Pandora: Condoms?Lubricant?Small leather whip?nipple ring?Mouth?
……
sewing.
Pandora: Huh.
Pandora was lying on the man's pillow in a provocative posture... This pose is for the ghosts to see!You can't fuck even if you tease someone hard!
Wen Jin really lived up to his name, he is simply the best spokesperson for being gentle, courteous and thrifty!
Pandora: Oh!Honey!Your embroidered pillow is just a mess!What a natural pairing! ...Brother, hurry up, Lao Tzu's hot spring eggs have turned cold preserved eggs.
Even if Comrade Wen Jinhao knew what kind of yellow brains burst out of Pandora's brain, he would probably only think that the fresh and refined elves were different from ordinary people like them.
...It's different, it's out of the Milky Way.
"My thread that passed through your needle hole, you pierced my delicate skin one by one, leaving me riddled with holes...Brother, let me squint for a while."
Boring has reached a new level.
you do not say?
Pandora became so small and exquisite that only one mouth could be used on her whole body.
Pandora: No, I can't use my mouth anymore, I can't even swallow a finger... Hey. [Melancholy face] Wen Jin couldn't help laughing.
He thinks this elf is very interesting and cute.
……
Yes, this comrade thinks Pandora is great!Can!like!
Brother, don't abandon your integrity!Otherwise, I won't even be able to hold the fuck anymore!
But having said that, don't think that Wen Jin fell in love with Pandora at first sight or had a special affection or something.
Even in the face of cats and dogs, he still has male and female consciousness.
He will not touch the reproductive organs of cats and dogs, including the small beans.
Use a towel when bathing them.
Pandora: ...But he touched my big bird.
... Leave him alone.
In short, this is Comrade Wen Jin's first time raising a humanoid pet...and, for now, the breed is still unknown.
However, the human form is the key point, no matter how small the opponent is, Wen Jin will treat him from a human perspective.
Pandora: From the perspective of human "sexuality"...brother, come on?
Eh?
It's so easy to feel embarrassed and hardened in the face of men, does this mean... tsk tsk tsk.
No, this child has a fiancee!
Pandora opened one eye and glanced at him, "Why doesn't your fiancee live here?"
Wen Jin paused, "She will move in after she gets married."
"Do you have a bad relationship?" Pandora opened the other eye.
Wen Jin smiled slightly, "It's not that we have a bad relationship. We have a very good relationship. Because our family is family friends, we often played together when we were young."
"Oh, childhood sweetheart? And then? Which one of you will confess first?" Pandora's face was full of gossip.
"We...have never confessed." Wen Jin smiled and shook his head.
Pandora touched it and pondered carefully, "The words of the matchmaker ordered by the parents?"
Wen Jin nodded, "That's it."
Pandora immediately rolled her extremely elegant eyes, "What age are you still doing this!"
Wen Jin stopped and turned to look at him suspiciously, "Is your elf kingdom similar to our human world?"
The words that come out have a strong modern flavor.
Pandora shrugged, "I've been in this world for a long time. I'm good at learning."
"So that's how it is." Wen Jin turned back and continued working.
...This is too easy to deceive!
Pandora suddenly felt a little guilty.
However, he quickly put this little bit of guilt behind him.
Wen Jin's craftsmanship is very good.
That hand can be used to hold a pen.
Can also be used to hold a needle and thread.
There is no sense of violation and.
He cut and sewed a suit suitable for Pandora from his own silk shirts.
Fit, Pandora.
Yes, clothes similar to ancient Greek styles.
After all, for such a small person, it is too difficult for Wen Jin to sew a jacket, trousers and jacket for him.
Can't do anything with underwear.
"What's wrong? Don't like it?"
Seeing Pandora staring at the fabric in his hand, Wen Jin couldn't help being a little puzzled.
"No, it's beautiful."
Pandora beckoned to him, and Comrade Wen Jin handed over the clothes very thoughtfully, then turned around and didn't look at him.
Pandora: Tch, I've seen all of them in the shower just now, why are you so serious at this time!
The shameless Uncle Pandora put on the tailor-made clothes, and suddenly felt that he had reached a new height of beauty!
"Give me the mirror."
You expect Comrade Wen Jin to wear a small mirror next to his body like Pandora, and take it out from time to time and ask "Who is the most beautiful man in the world?".
Metamorphosis is not mass-produced, thank you.
But there are full-length mirrors in the bedroom.
Wen Jin held Pandora in front of the mirror, and let him twist and turn in her hand, so smug and insane!
But... yes, Comrade Wen Jin still thinks Pandora is very good!Can!like!
Naughty elf yo~!
...let me vomit.
Now that you have the clothes, you can put Pandora on the table.
...what's wrong?
From an objective point of view, there is nothing wrong with it.
Wen Jin really put Pandora on the table, and then went to the kitchen to cook.
But... Pandora's body, what can she eat?
Even if a piece of meat is minced, it is still too big for Pandora's mouth.
And, where can I get him a pair of chopsticks?
Pandora: ...to regain the life of primitive humans.
When Wen Jinmei brought the food to the table, she was also stunned.
How to feed fresh and refined elves?
Is Pandora a moral person?
Oh, and this isn't an April Fool's Day topic.
Certainly not Halloween.
Asking this question is just to illustrate a problem, and that problem is...
How could Pandora, who has no morals, care about his image when he eats, anyway, no matter what crazy things he did, he is still beautiful~!
As the saying goes, it is a small matter of injustice to starve to death.People are iron rice is steel.Birds die for money, people die for food.Food is the paramount necessity of the people.
……
And pilaf is a custom, you know?
Okay, so much bullshit, it boils down to one sentence.
Pandora is decisively primitive.
The dishes on the plate were huge to him, so he could only walk over, put his hands together, and take a bite.
Back and forth.
Soon I was full and had nothing to do.
Pandora: Ah, it's really boring, I really want to be raped!
This beautiful wish...for a short time...he will forget about it.
This is really a very sad story!
"Are the clothes dirty?" Shima looked at him worriedly.
Pandora: I feel very blessed to have such a mother. ...shit.
However, through this, Wen Jin got a few more "Parenting Heart Sutras".
For example, babies have small teeth, so the food must be chopped and stewed before they can be eaten.
For example, it is easy for a baby to eat food on his body, so prepare a bib for him before eating.
For example, if a baby can only eat with his hands, he should carry a tissue or handkerchief with him.
Pandora: ... Mom!
terrible!
He must change back!
Then leave this place of right and wrong!
……
But, after a few hours, he thought otherwise.
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