My cheat is the ultimate Boss [System]
Chapter 48 49 pit
Lu Xiuyuan had just finished a battle, and his opponent was a girl.The only girl who broke into the top ten of the big competition, she looks pretty, but unfortunately she is a bit annoying...
"Senior sister, can you stop pinching my face?"
Lu Xiuyuan sighed helplessly, it took a lot of effort for him not to hit someone.
"No. You beat me, so what if you pinch me?" The female nun on the opposite side pouted her pink mouth, shook her head vigorously, and still pinched his face with her fingers, quite a bit It means playing hooligans.
Lu Xiuyuan clenched his hands into fists, and almost couldn't hold back his short temper. He shook the bully girl in front of him vigorously: Can you tell me that these two things are inextricably linked? ! !
Seeing his blushing and angry face, the nun smiled and said, "Oh, little brother, don't be shy, my sister will give you candy." Root candied haws.
This candied haws looked pretty good, but Lu Xiuyuan knew that the storage bag had its own fresh-keeping function.I don't know how long the candied haws have been stored, and I don't know if the shelf life has passed, and whether it will spoil my stomach.He waved his hands again and again in horror: "I won't eat..." candied haws.
The next three words could no longer be said, and they were all blocked by the candied haws stuffed into his mouth.Lu Xiuyuan's face turned pale, he pinched his throat and began to spit out the sugar slag on the surface of the candied haws.
After spitting it out, Lu Xiuyuan took the white handkerchief handed over from the side, wiped it vigorously, and glared angrily at the female cultivator with an idiot-like face.There were tears in the crooked peach blossom eyes, and a pair of black eyes were burning with raging flames, but there was an indescribable allure.
The female cultivator covered her chest and let out a small exclamation, then threw herself boldly onto Lu Xiuyuan. The bear hugged him and rubbed against his face vigorously, "Ah~ how can you be so cute. Come on, follow my sister from now on, sister cover you."
Lu Xiuyuan couldn't bear it anymore, he didn't need to bear it anymore, the veins on his forehead popped up, he gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Senior Sister, you are almost enough, we are not familiar with each other, you will make others misunderstand you like this. Besides, just now you lost to Kill me." If it weren't for your good-looking face and being a woman, I would definitely beat you to the point where you can't take care of yourself!
"Huh?" The female cultivator was stunned for a moment, then oh, she started to rub her hands again, and said with a smile: "Don't you know that my sister just let you do it? So, little brother, seeing that my sister sacrificed herself so much For your sake, quickly give your sister a kiss."
As he spoke, he pouted and leaned forward to kiss his cheek, which scared him so much that he kept turning his face to avoid the attack.
Lu Xiuyuan couldn't take it anymore after chasing her several times like this, he had never seen such a brazen female hooligan.He was about to stand up and resist, but felt like a thorn on his back, and the hairs all over his body exploded, and he couldn't help shivering.
Lu Xiuyuan had a bad premonition, he swallowed hard, and tilted his head 75 degrees to the left stiffly, meeting the eyes of Ganli, who was at the back of the elders' spectator seats.
Ganli stood with his hands behind his back, with no expression on his face, let alone happiness or anger.But Lu Xiuyuan dared to be absolutely sure, Master was angry!Didn't you see that cold little eyes almost turned into knives?Master must have misunderstood him!If the master thinks that he likes women because of this, then wouldn't his pursuit of the master as his wife be ruined?
Thinking of this possibility, Lu Xiuyuan immediately broke out in a small universe, stretched out his hand and tore off the female cultivator who was stuck to him, and threw it away in cold blood.When he looked back at the elder's spectator seats, he happened to see the back of Ganli leaving with his sleeves thrown away, and immediately ran after him.
Master!You wait for me!Things are not as you see them!Don't get me wrong!I can explain it!
Holding her face in the hands of the female cultivator who was still there, she looked at Lu Xiuyuan's figure with an idiotic smirk, and muttered softly: "Hey hey~ what my sister said is indeed right, the little uncle is so cute, I can't help it I just want to hug and love him. No, I have to go back and show off to my sister, today I not only pinched my junior uncle’s face, but also hugged my junior uncle.”
The female cultivator walked frivolously, and left with a silly smile, but the direction she was going was Xing Feng's direction.
Besides, Lu Xiuyuan who was chasing his future wife, he found out with difficulty that every time he tried to catch up with the master, he would be thrown off, and when he thought he had lost track of him, he could find the figure of the master again.He had to think: Did Master hang him up on purpose to punish him?
Lu Xiuyuan's grievance, he's provoked someone, what's the matter?What a disaster, short legs did not win and was smashed straight.
Next, the two chased and hid for half an hour like playing hide and seek.When Lu Xiuyuan was about to run out of real energy, he could be regarded as seeing Qianli facing him with a frosty and cold face in a small quiet corner.
Lu Xiuyuan trembled, stepped forward cautiously, bowed his head and clasped his fingers, rubbed Nunu's mouth anxiously and said: "Master..."
"The last competition is about to start, what are you doing running out with the teacher?" Gan Li asked.
Lu Xiuyuan choked, Master was really angry.Every time Master gets angry, his tone is without any emotion, his face looks calm, but that terrifying aura can scare people out of their wits.He explained bitterly: "Master, what happened just now was not..."
Ganli raised his hand to interrupt him, put his hand behind his back, and said coldly: "Xiuyuan, you have grown up, and you have reached the age of yearning, and you have begun to understand the relationship between men and women. Being a teacher is not a pedantic person. I object to you looking for a Taoist companion." He said that on his lips, but Gan Xin had another idea in his heart.
He cared, cared terribly.When he saw that female cultivator pestering his Xiuyuan, he wanted to kill her for a moment.If it wasn't for reason, even if it held him back, he really didn't know what he would do.
After hearing those words, Lu Xiuyuan's legs trembled.I will be considerate when I say it, but don't be murderous, old man.He really wanted to say: Master, what your apprentice enlightened was not the relationship between a man and a woman, but the relationship between a man and a man.I don't like any nuns, I want you to be my Taoist partner.
But it is estimated that if he really dared to speak out, the master would definitely get angry and slap him to death as a villain.
The picture was so beautiful, Lu Xiuyuan couldn't bear it, he made up his mind that he would never confess to his master until his strength was improved to the point of refining the emptiness!At that time, even if it fails, at least you can escape.If he stays in the green hills, he is not afraid of running out of firewood, and if he fails once, he will ask for more times. If he stalks and beats him down, the master will soften his heart and accept him.
So... the master and apprentice just missed a good opportunity to change their relationship.
Gan Li didn't know what he was thinking, so he continued without changing his face: "It's just that it's better for immortal cultivators to stick to Yuan Yi, and if they can't vent Yuan Yang, it's best not to vent." Yuan Yang is very important to a monk of.
Lu Xiuyuan blushed, thinking of something he shouldn't have thought of, and immediately concealed his promise: "Master, it's that female cultivator who insisted on pestering my disciple. I really don't like her. I don't even know her name." , liking her is simply impossible, and I have no intention of finding a female cultivator as a Taoist companion." I have the idea of looking for you as a Taoist companion.
Of course, he said the last sentence in his heart.
Lu Xiuyuan looked at Qianli obediently, with sincere eyes.Gan Li looked at him silently, and after a while his face softened a lot, and he flicked his forehead with his fingers.Lu Xiuyuan groaned in pain, the pain made him subconsciously want to cover his forehead, but thinking about it just to gain sympathy, he lowered his raised hand again.In a few seconds, there was a small lump of green on his forehead.
With two painful physiological tear bubbles in his mouth, he took advantage of this to pretend to be pitiful, imitating Bai Lianhua's unique trick - bowing his head and daring to speak out, you bully me, I don't say it but I am very wronged.
A hint of annoyance flashed across Ganli's black eyes, the corners of his lips drooped slightly, and the center of his brows curled up.He raised his hand to brush the loose hair around Lu Xiuyuan's ears, and said, "Your final competition is about to begin."
The expression on Lu Xiuyuan's face froze, he quickly put away his tears, raised his head, chest and abdomen in, and stood up straight, with a serious face, he said: "Master, just wait, this disciple will bring you back a leader to win you glory !” Saying that, he turned around and ran away.
Ganli just watched him run away, and after a long time, he lowered his head and squeezed his palms, his eyes touched the white beads on his wrist, he paused, and the corners of his lips slowly raised.He rolled up his sleeves and raised his hands, the sun shines through the beads, and two phoenixes fly intertwined.
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When Lu Xiuyuan rushed back to the competition area of Shangyin Island, the elder referee was already calling his name, announcing that it was about to start.
The elder yelled once and no one answered, his face was a little unhappy, he frowned and raised his voice again: "Where is Zhu Changqing? If you don't play again, it will be regarded as abstention."
"This, this, here!" Lu Xiuyuan rushed onto the ring in a hurry, stuttering even when he was in a hurry.
The elder gave him a cold stare, said something dryly, then stepped back outside the ring and stared at the two people's every move on the stage with a straight face.
Lin Jing and him gave each other a high-five, and said, "Why are you still running around at critical times?" Since he won the game, he hasn't seen his junior uncle, and he doesn't know where he went, and he hasn't found anyone after several rounds of searching.Just now when the competition started, he was still worried that the junior uncle would not be able to catch up, but now he can finally breathe a sigh of relief, but he still couldn't help asking.
Lu Xiuyuan said meaningfully: "Coax the future daughter-in-law." His eyes were a little turbulent.
Lin Jing paused when he drew his sword, and asked in surprise, "Since when did you have a Taoist companion?"
Lu Xiuyuan scratched his head, feeling guilty: "Future daughter-in-law, future daughter-in-law."
Lin Jing nodded knowingly, he thought that within an hour, the little martial uncle would have found his Taoist companion.
Maybe it felt too embarrassing, and the two of them tacitly agreed not to mention this anymore.
The author has something to say: No responsibility, no sense, little theater: When the nun pinches Lu Xiuyuan's face: Gan Li: Who is that little bitch? !Can you pinch my wife's face? ╰_╯When the nun throws Lu Xiuyuan down: Qianli: Push her away!Push her away!I've never hugged like this before! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ps: The scumbag author, this salted fish, has finally turned over... I hereby present a small theater to apologize. (Bow)
"Senior sister, can you stop pinching my face?"
Lu Xiuyuan sighed helplessly, it took a lot of effort for him not to hit someone.
"No. You beat me, so what if you pinch me?" The female nun on the opposite side pouted her pink mouth, shook her head vigorously, and still pinched his face with her fingers, quite a bit It means playing hooligans.
Lu Xiuyuan clenched his hands into fists, and almost couldn't hold back his short temper. He shook the bully girl in front of him vigorously: Can you tell me that these two things are inextricably linked? ! !
Seeing his blushing and angry face, the nun smiled and said, "Oh, little brother, don't be shy, my sister will give you candy." Root candied haws.
This candied haws looked pretty good, but Lu Xiuyuan knew that the storage bag had its own fresh-keeping function.I don't know how long the candied haws have been stored, and I don't know if the shelf life has passed, and whether it will spoil my stomach.He waved his hands again and again in horror: "I won't eat..." candied haws.
The next three words could no longer be said, and they were all blocked by the candied haws stuffed into his mouth.Lu Xiuyuan's face turned pale, he pinched his throat and began to spit out the sugar slag on the surface of the candied haws.
After spitting it out, Lu Xiuyuan took the white handkerchief handed over from the side, wiped it vigorously, and glared angrily at the female cultivator with an idiot-like face.There were tears in the crooked peach blossom eyes, and a pair of black eyes were burning with raging flames, but there was an indescribable allure.
The female cultivator covered her chest and let out a small exclamation, then threw herself boldly onto Lu Xiuyuan. The bear hugged him and rubbed against his face vigorously, "Ah~ how can you be so cute. Come on, follow my sister from now on, sister cover you."
Lu Xiuyuan couldn't bear it anymore, he didn't need to bear it anymore, the veins on his forehead popped up, he gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Senior Sister, you are almost enough, we are not familiar with each other, you will make others misunderstand you like this. Besides, just now you lost to Kill me." If it weren't for your good-looking face and being a woman, I would definitely beat you to the point where you can't take care of yourself!
"Huh?" The female cultivator was stunned for a moment, then oh, she started to rub her hands again, and said with a smile: "Don't you know that my sister just let you do it? So, little brother, seeing that my sister sacrificed herself so much For your sake, quickly give your sister a kiss."
As he spoke, he pouted and leaned forward to kiss his cheek, which scared him so much that he kept turning his face to avoid the attack.
Lu Xiuyuan couldn't take it anymore after chasing her several times like this, he had never seen such a brazen female hooligan.He was about to stand up and resist, but felt like a thorn on his back, and the hairs all over his body exploded, and he couldn't help shivering.
Lu Xiuyuan had a bad premonition, he swallowed hard, and tilted his head 75 degrees to the left stiffly, meeting the eyes of Ganli, who was at the back of the elders' spectator seats.
Ganli stood with his hands behind his back, with no expression on his face, let alone happiness or anger.But Lu Xiuyuan dared to be absolutely sure, Master was angry!Didn't you see that cold little eyes almost turned into knives?Master must have misunderstood him!If the master thinks that he likes women because of this, then wouldn't his pursuit of the master as his wife be ruined?
Thinking of this possibility, Lu Xiuyuan immediately broke out in a small universe, stretched out his hand and tore off the female cultivator who was stuck to him, and threw it away in cold blood.When he looked back at the elder's spectator seats, he happened to see the back of Ganli leaving with his sleeves thrown away, and immediately ran after him.
Master!You wait for me!Things are not as you see them!Don't get me wrong!I can explain it!
Holding her face in the hands of the female cultivator who was still there, she looked at Lu Xiuyuan's figure with an idiotic smirk, and muttered softly: "Hey hey~ what my sister said is indeed right, the little uncle is so cute, I can't help it I just want to hug and love him. No, I have to go back and show off to my sister, today I not only pinched my junior uncle’s face, but also hugged my junior uncle.”
The female cultivator walked frivolously, and left with a silly smile, but the direction she was going was Xing Feng's direction.
Besides, Lu Xiuyuan who was chasing his future wife, he found out with difficulty that every time he tried to catch up with the master, he would be thrown off, and when he thought he had lost track of him, he could find the figure of the master again.He had to think: Did Master hang him up on purpose to punish him?
Lu Xiuyuan's grievance, he's provoked someone, what's the matter?What a disaster, short legs did not win and was smashed straight.
Next, the two chased and hid for half an hour like playing hide and seek.When Lu Xiuyuan was about to run out of real energy, he could be regarded as seeing Qianli facing him with a frosty and cold face in a small quiet corner.
Lu Xiuyuan trembled, stepped forward cautiously, bowed his head and clasped his fingers, rubbed Nunu's mouth anxiously and said: "Master..."
"The last competition is about to start, what are you doing running out with the teacher?" Gan Li asked.
Lu Xiuyuan choked, Master was really angry.Every time Master gets angry, his tone is without any emotion, his face looks calm, but that terrifying aura can scare people out of their wits.He explained bitterly: "Master, what happened just now was not..."
Ganli raised his hand to interrupt him, put his hand behind his back, and said coldly: "Xiuyuan, you have grown up, and you have reached the age of yearning, and you have begun to understand the relationship between men and women. Being a teacher is not a pedantic person. I object to you looking for a Taoist companion." He said that on his lips, but Gan Xin had another idea in his heart.
He cared, cared terribly.When he saw that female cultivator pestering his Xiuyuan, he wanted to kill her for a moment.If it wasn't for reason, even if it held him back, he really didn't know what he would do.
After hearing those words, Lu Xiuyuan's legs trembled.I will be considerate when I say it, but don't be murderous, old man.He really wanted to say: Master, what your apprentice enlightened was not the relationship between a man and a woman, but the relationship between a man and a man.I don't like any nuns, I want you to be my Taoist partner.
But it is estimated that if he really dared to speak out, the master would definitely get angry and slap him to death as a villain.
The picture was so beautiful, Lu Xiuyuan couldn't bear it, he made up his mind that he would never confess to his master until his strength was improved to the point of refining the emptiness!At that time, even if it fails, at least you can escape.If he stays in the green hills, he is not afraid of running out of firewood, and if he fails once, he will ask for more times. If he stalks and beats him down, the master will soften his heart and accept him.
So... the master and apprentice just missed a good opportunity to change their relationship.
Gan Li didn't know what he was thinking, so he continued without changing his face: "It's just that it's better for immortal cultivators to stick to Yuan Yi, and if they can't vent Yuan Yang, it's best not to vent." Yuan Yang is very important to a monk of.
Lu Xiuyuan blushed, thinking of something he shouldn't have thought of, and immediately concealed his promise: "Master, it's that female cultivator who insisted on pestering my disciple. I really don't like her. I don't even know her name." , liking her is simply impossible, and I have no intention of finding a female cultivator as a Taoist companion." I have the idea of looking for you as a Taoist companion.
Of course, he said the last sentence in his heart.
Lu Xiuyuan looked at Qianli obediently, with sincere eyes.Gan Li looked at him silently, and after a while his face softened a lot, and he flicked his forehead with his fingers.Lu Xiuyuan groaned in pain, the pain made him subconsciously want to cover his forehead, but thinking about it just to gain sympathy, he lowered his raised hand again.In a few seconds, there was a small lump of green on his forehead.
With two painful physiological tear bubbles in his mouth, he took advantage of this to pretend to be pitiful, imitating Bai Lianhua's unique trick - bowing his head and daring to speak out, you bully me, I don't say it but I am very wronged.
A hint of annoyance flashed across Ganli's black eyes, the corners of his lips drooped slightly, and the center of his brows curled up.He raised his hand to brush the loose hair around Lu Xiuyuan's ears, and said, "Your final competition is about to begin."
The expression on Lu Xiuyuan's face froze, he quickly put away his tears, raised his head, chest and abdomen in, and stood up straight, with a serious face, he said: "Master, just wait, this disciple will bring you back a leader to win you glory !” Saying that, he turned around and ran away.
Ganli just watched him run away, and after a long time, he lowered his head and squeezed his palms, his eyes touched the white beads on his wrist, he paused, and the corners of his lips slowly raised.He rolled up his sleeves and raised his hands, the sun shines through the beads, and two phoenixes fly intertwined.
----------
When Lu Xiuyuan rushed back to the competition area of Shangyin Island, the elder referee was already calling his name, announcing that it was about to start.
The elder yelled once and no one answered, his face was a little unhappy, he frowned and raised his voice again: "Where is Zhu Changqing? If you don't play again, it will be regarded as abstention."
"This, this, here!" Lu Xiuyuan rushed onto the ring in a hurry, stuttering even when he was in a hurry.
The elder gave him a cold stare, said something dryly, then stepped back outside the ring and stared at the two people's every move on the stage with a straight face.
Lin Jing and him gave each other a high-five, and said, "Why are you still running around at critical times?" Since he won the game, he hasn't seen his junior uncle, and he doesn't know where he went, and he hasn't found anyone after several rounds of searching.Just now when the competition started, he was still worried that the junior uncle would not be able to catch up, but now he can finally breathe a sigh of relief, but he still couldn't help asking.
Lu Xiuyuan said meaningfully: "Coax the future daughter-in-law." His eyes were a little turbulent.
Lin Jing paused when he drew his sword, and asked in surprise, "Since when did you have a Taoist companion?"
Lu Xiuyuan scratched his head, feeling guilty: "Future daughter-in-law, future daughter-in-law."
Lin Jing nodded knowingly, he thought that within an hour, the little martial uncle would have found his Taoist companion.
Maybe it felt too embarrassing, and the two of them tacitly agreed not to mention this anymore.
The author has something to say: No responsibility, no sense, little theater: When the nun pinches Lu Xiuyuan's face: Gan Li: Who is that little bitch? !Can you pinch my wife's face? ╰_╯When the nun throws Lu Xiuyuan down: Qianli: Push her away!Push her away!I've never hugged like this before! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ps: The scumbag author, this salted fish, has finally turned over... I hereby present a small theater to apologize. (Bow)
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