roommate too messy

There was a constant ringing of the doorbell, making it difficult to sleep well. Linda rubbed her eyes in a daze, sat up, pulled up the quilt along the way, revealing the naked man next to him, who muttered and continued to bury his head in sleep.

The doorbell was still ringing, and after a while, there was the sound of a mobile phone in the living room. Linda plucked her hair impatiently, lifted the sheets and got out of bed, grabbed her pajamas, put them on, and went out to open the door.

"Hello, is this Miss Liu? This is your courier, please sign for it."

Faced with several large boxes of things, Linda was stunned for a moment, then remembered that she ordered something from the online store yesterday, signed it neatly, and asked the courier to help deliver it, and when she turned around, her little baby got up, and the whole person He looked like he hadn't woken up, his silk pajamas were loosely tied, and his open chest could be vaguely seen.

Linda raised the corners of her lips and smiled, walked over and slapped his ass, squeezed it heavily, then put her other hand into his chest, touched the bump provocatively, and said maliciously: "Little cute How did you get up? It seems that you didn't work hard enough last night, you can still get out of bed."

The man glanced at her shyly, "I hate it, it still hurts there." He stroked Linda's chin with his hand, "How do you make it up to me?"

Linda laughed even more, lowered her head to enclose his fingers, and looked up at him, "How can I make it up, let you have a good time." She slapped the man's ass, "Go and get the thing that made you feel good." Come on, a lot of treasures have been sent here today, I guarantee you will die comfortably."

The man turned around and went into the bedroom, and when he came out with the panty-style dummy, he saw Linda unpack the package, which was full of sex toys, he swallowed, forced a smile and walked over, "Darling , You have settled so much? Which little bitch are you planning to have fun with?"

"Of course it's you little bitch." Linda pulled out a handcuff, handcuffed the man's hands behind his back, pushed to the ground, slowly took off his pajamas, put on the prop, threw himself on the man, violently She tore open his pajamas, didn't even use lubricant, and directly entered him, the painful man frowned and let out a low cry.

Linda pinched his chin from behind, kissed him, bit his earlobe and said, "I like your painful expression the most." The man just smiled reluctantly.

After some exercise, Linda took out a stack of banknotes from her bag and threw them beside the man, "At the end of next month, it will be my dad's birthday. If you behave well, your benefits will be indispensable."

"Thank you, Sister Liu." The man adjusted his breathing slightly, and felt pain in his fart and eyes when he sat up. He knew that Linda didn't like other people staying at her house. There was a party last night. Everyone drank too much and had a good time. She also played He took it off, that's why he was left to sleep all night, now that everything was done, so he went to the guest room to find some clothes to change into, and after he came out looking like a human, "Sister Liu, then I'll go back first."

Linda waved her hand, and the man walked out with grumpy steps.

As soon as he left the door, he changed his humble expression in the house, glanced behind him, and then turned around and left.

In the room, only Linda was left sitting in a mess. She lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and slightly raised her head to exhale the milky white smoke. In the haze, she didn't know what she was thinking. It's boring and has no end.After the party, everyone's crazy traces are everywhere. I am a little hungry, but there is nothing in the refrigerator except wine.

what is lifeAll that's left is endless sex.

She slept again, and in the evening, her group of lonely friends came to drink with her again. Linda was very annoyed, and pointed to the pile of things by the door, "take what you like, and leave as soon as you finish, I will Want to sleep at night."

"Hey, who are you going to sleep with?" A friend glanced at her, "Are you going to use up all these things? Besides, it's not you who use them, how can those men wear them so well?" At the same time, she was shaking open a bellyband, which looked like a thong, and she threw it aside at a glance.

Linda has sex with men, she is the one who has sex with men; she has sex with women, she is still the one who has sex with women, so friends ridiculed her for not knowing what it is like to be high or chao.Linda scoffed at this and didn't bother to explain.

"Hey, you are a fake, what kind of cover do you use?"

Linda: "So I'm useless."

"Then you didn't open this one?" My friend handed Linda the bag with traces of tearing it down, "Where did you buy it? Don't be that kind of small store. I heard that they will take used ones and recycle them. It's very dirty." of."

"I bought it online." Linda glanced at her, "It's the store you bought with my account last time."

"The things in that store are not very good, and I even gave a bad review." The friend shook his head, "Look at this thing, you will know, the disassembled ones are still sold, and continue to give bad reviews." She said that she had found Linda's tablet, after logging in, gave a bad review and attached photos.

In this regard, Linda shook her head, "When you leave, order me a pizza." She then called the part-time worker to come and clean it up. It was too messy to watch.

In the evening, Ye Mu went to pick up Sim Mo from get off work, and Simo was flattered, "Ye...Miss Ye, what's wrong with you? Is there anything you want me to do? Or, do you think...you're going to regret not renting an apartment? gone?"

"No." Ye Mu glanced at her, just feeling a little sorry for losing his battery car.

Si Mo, who was sitting in the co-pilot, looked at her, then lowered his head and thought about it, why did he come to pick him up?It seems that some time ago, he was still tossing himself.She couldn't quite figure it out, and turned her head to look out the window. The rain had stopped, but the sky was still hazy and oppressive, a little stuffy.

The streets are full of people returning home from get off work, and those who are not patient honk their horns from time to time, which is very annoying.When Simo saw those little donkeys strung out, he thought of his own death, and couldn't help sighing, "How about having hot pot tonight?"

Yemu hummed, and suddenly asked, "How much?"

Simo: "How much is it?"

Yemu glanced at her, "It's nothing."

It's hard to say half of this kind of talk, it's hard to hang people's appetite, isn't it?Simo had the urge to pinch her to death, so she took two deep breaths, and in order to divert her attention, she asked, "By the way, Miss Ye, what did you ask me to do that night? It was like kidnapping, this ……you……"

Yemu: "Experiment."

Simo looked shocked, she didn't understand what she was talking about, experiment?who to test?alone?What kind of thing is this? She struggled for a long time, and finally decided to ask Yemu: "You are an experiment...Can I be your tenant?"

Unexpectedly, Yemu nodded.

Regarding the reason Simo said, she actually nodded, and Ye Mu turned to look at her, "For a plan." After a pause, "You were incidental."

Damn, Simo wants to strangle her right now!

Half an hour later, the car almost drove back. In the parking lot, Si Mo, who was sulking alone, suddenly remembered what Nizi said, maybe Ye Mu graduated from psychology, "Miss Ye, may I ask, what is your major?" graduated?"

The two had already walked to the elevator, Yemu pressed 5 and said, "Graduated from high school."

Si Mo almost staggered and didn't stand still, what?Graduated from high school?This... IQ, I'm really sorry for the word high school.Simo scratched his forehead embarrassingly, "Miss Ye, now that you have such a great ability, um, graduating from high school is also very remarkable."

This kind of topic, which became more and more unpleasant, was diverted by Simo with dinner.

Ye Mu who opened the door looked back at her, "Didn't you say you want to eat hot pot?"

Almost slapped in the face, Simo felt weak when he entered the door, and when he heard Chen Yuan's scream, Simo leaned against the wall, feeling really hopeless.

After the two changed their shoes, they saw Chen Yuan rushing out of the bedroom, angrily walking back and forth in the living room with her hands on her hips, Simo waved her hands, "What's wrong with you?"

Who knows, Chen Yuan is just waiting for someone to ask her. If she doesn't ask her, she should calm down first. When she asked this question, she just found something, and opened her mouth to speak, "That crazy buyer gave me a job a while ago." Comment, what are you talking about my condom is too big, he himself is too small, do you still blame me? Then I bought something again yesterday and found a problem, so I didn’t come to me, so I just gave a bad review. I have lost a lot, is it easy for me to do a small business? A guy who likes bad reviews so much must have shrunk and can’t use it, it’s so mad at me.”

Ye Mu just knew that he couldn't ask her when she was angry, so he didn't talk to her just now, but who knew that Simo asked her casually, and it was too late for her to stop her, and Chen Yuan was a fast-talking guy, so now Ye Mu As soon as she sat down, Chen Yuan had finished speaking.

It's almost like a rap.

"Call him!" Simo expressed comfort, and then turned to prepare dinner.

Seeing that she was gone, Chen Yuan leaned over to Ye Mu again. Just as she was about to speak, Ye Mu got up and went back to the house, leaving Chen Yuan alone, looking left and right, "You two are working together to bully me. Me, you didn’t even come to comfort me, my young heart was hit, a blow of [-] blood, that guy..." Halfway through speaking, she suddenly remembered that the person who answered the phone was a woman.

"What's wrong with that guy?" Si Mo, who was busy in the kitchen, couldn't bear to let her sing a one-man show by herself, so he accosted.

"I'm going to find that crazy theory." Chen Yuan had already figured it out in her mind, the woman who answered the phone must be the crazy wife or girlfriend, and she was suspicious when she heard her call.Her man had an affair, and if he was in a bad mood, he would give a bad review, that must be the case.

After Si Mo washed the dishes, he saw Chen Yuan running back to the house.Shaking her head, "Young people nowadays, when they disagree with each other, they will lose their temper." After adding two shiitake mushrooms to the soup base to enhance the flavor and putting it down, she stretched her neck and asked, "Miss Ye, do you want to put shiitake mushrooms in the hot pot soup? It’s alright to raise the flavor, right?”

Ding-dong-

Si Mo wiped her hands, picked up her phone, it was Ye Mu who sent her a text message, two words: No.

Si Mo: (￣_￣|||)