[Future] Star Diplomat

"Urgent notification! Urgent notification!" Suddenly the maid's eyes glowed red, looking like a horror movie, "Mr. Yi Fan was detained due to language problems during a diplomatic activity! Please claim it as soon as possible!"

What the hell are you claiming, a pet?There is also a speech problem. Did he say something extraordinary?Wasn't it good before?

"Ahem, are there any requirements for claiming?" Tsk, the word claiming is quite emotional.

"If it's Mr. Si Wenyuan, just go and sing a song." Why are you still playing this meme?Speaking of which, why does this country think about singing and eating jujube pills all day long!

"I'm afraid it won't work. I told Yi Fan before whether I should sing it or not." But it seems to be referring to the kind of songs that are not very good. Normal songs should be fine, or does he sing with his real voice?Forget it, if there are other methods, use other methods.

"Then we can only redeem people with money."

"how much is it?"

"#￥%*&*..."

How much is it!You are messed up!

"Forget it, I'll go and have a look first, and I'll talk about the details later."

After casually changing into a suit of clothes, Si Wenyuan took the maid and went out, but passers-by looked at him a little strangely when he went out.

But fortunately, he took the maid girl with him, because he didn't know how to drive this car at all.

"Sir, you can use your mental power to control the vehicle. Of course, you can also manually operate it like our robot." The maid said while operating. From Si Wenyuan's perspective, only an afterimage could be seen.

——No, no, I don’t know any of them!

The speed of the car was very fast, and it didn't take long to arrive at the place where Yi Fan was being held.It is not accurate to say that they are detained. After all, they are diplomatic personnel. It is definitely not good to put people in prison, so they just locked Yi Fan in a comfortable room. Even if Si Wenyuan did not come, they would not what's the matter.

Si Wenyuan took the maid girl and the guards to say hello and went in. He didn't care about the almost glowing eyes they looked at him. Now it's more important to ask what happened.

"So... why were you arrested?"

"..."

"Mr. Yi Fan will be too nervous to speak if there is no familiar person around him, and once he speaks, he will say something that is not suitable for that occasion." The maid girl exposed Yi Fan mercilessly.

You know you didn't say it earlier!etc……

"But you spoke very smoothly when you first met me?"

"I wrote a [-]-word manuscript before I met you..."

"..." I understood in an instant, so I wrote ten thousand words and didn't say much because I was nervous...

"Then why didn't you write a manuscript this time?"

"There are too many people who need to communicate..." Si Wenyuan finally understood why he needed himself. If it was really what the maid girl said, Yi Fan is definitely a big killer in diplomatic occasions. Just say something that shouldn't be said... So why did Yi Fan come?

"I want to come out and have a look."

"The world is so big, I want to come out and see... Wait, did I just say it?"

"Ah... I guessed."

No, I see you're lying... let's get back to the point.

"So, how do I get you out?"

"..."

"It seems that I can only sing? What kind of ghost custom is this? Why is it used everywhere?"

"No, to be precise, you sing it to me and I will pay him the money he needs to go out." Suddenly a tall blond man came from a distance, followed by a few servants, all dressed in clothes that looked very valuable, The words "I have money" are written all over his face.

Then he made a salute that Si Wenyuan didn't understand very well, and said, "My name is Christ Abrasfonte Andorafis, and I am the Duke of the Empire."

It sounds pretty powerful, but: "Yi Fan, let's not come to such a planet in the future, okay? They must remember their true love after such a name! I'm definitely not. But I can't remember it, the author scrolls the keyboard It's also very difficult..."

"Okay." Yi Fan agreed quickly, according to his current mood, he should be smiling happily, but unfortunately he has facial paralysis.

"Ahem, isn't it impolite for you to ignore me like this?" The duke with a long name was a little upset seeing the two ignoring him, and his face was a little gloomy, "Or do you all want to go out?"

"Ah, by the way, you want to sing, right?" Si Wenyuan suddenly thought of something.

"Don't sing for this kind of people." A trace of disgust flashed in Yi Fan's eyes.

"Don't worry, I know what's in my heart, and I promised you before." Smiling at Yi Fan, then turned to look at the duke with a long name, "Is it enough to sing a song?"

"It was one song before, but now we need two." It is typical to give him sunshine, but Si Wenyuan knows how to deal with it.

"You said before that I sing and you pay for Yi Fan to come out, which means that he can come out if he has money, but I don't know why you think I don't have money..." Si Wenyuan laughed, "You forgot where we are Did you come?" Although he didn't know, what is important now is momentum, and he must not lose in momentum.

"Tch... let's just sing one. You can sing it well, and you can go out." The Duke glanced at the maid girl behind him with a disappointed look on his face.

"Of course I will sing well, well, well, have you heard of "Little Star"?" At this moment, Si Wenyuan seemed to have grown little devil's wings behind his back.

"That's a good name, that's all."

"The great river flows eastward~ The stars in the sky look at the Big Dipper..." He sang boldly. After all, he wasn't singing on stage and there weren't too many people. Si Wenyuan could naturally sing with his real voice.

"You! This is different from what you sang before!"

"Didn't you agree with the rap 'Little Star'? Aren't there stars in it?"

"You! You're a liar! You don't count!"

"This, um, Duke Christ Abrasfonte Andorafes, you should know what is enough is enough, right?" Yi Fan narrowed his eyes slightly, and suddenly the duke with the long name looked like he was under pressure. It looks like it's a heavy burden, and it looks like it's hard work, but the people around don't feel anything.

But you can remember such a long list of names that even the author copied and pasted. Sure enough, you and him are true love, right?

"I, let's go!" After gritting his teeth, the Duke left in embarrassment with his servants.

Si Wenyuan was watching them leave with relish, when he suddenly heard Yi Fan say behind him: "Okay, let's go too."

"Aren't you locked up here?"

"Didn't you already redeem me?" Although the words were strange, Yi Fan was filled with joy, but unfortunately he had facial paralysis.

"But isn't the duke with the long name gone?" He hasn't paid yet!

"It's okay, if someone asks, let them ask him for money." What kind of witty you are when you don't have anyone you know well!

"I'll tell you the details in the car right away, D1104, go and drive."

"It's so troublesome to call her like that, and she looks like a human. Do you want to give her a name?" Although Si Wenyuan is used to maid girls, he is not used to this robot's code name, and feels cold.

"Well... Although I bought it online, but it was delivered here, so it should be named the same as everyone else here, so it's called..."

"Goddamn it!" At first, I just wanted to interrupt Yi Fan's words, so that he would not have such a long name, but Si Wenyuan called out such a name when he got excited...

Looking at Yi Fan's delicate eyes, coupled with his paralyzed face, Si Wenyuan wanted to hit someone...

"Since you like it, call it that name."

"...'Goudan' has been entered successfully, and the number D1104 has been officially renamed Goudan." A program flashed in the maid girl's eyes, and then she made a different voice from her previous one.

Si Wenyuan looked at the maid girl in front of him with complicated eyes. From the appearance point of view, she was still very good. Her long black curly hair was tied into a single ponytail. Leaving aside her eyes, her facial features were very delicate. , like a doll, and the rest is the maid's dress in Japanese anime-but she is called Goudan.

"I've read the literature. In your time, there seems to be a saying that you can make a living with a humble name. It's just that D... Goudan is the latest robot, and the quality is also the best. It won't break so easily."

"...How is this a cheap name? You are insulting my IQ when I named it!" Si Wenyuan was furious, and he decided to make the name a little more lofty, "Her number starts with D, dog egg dog Its English also starts with D, and eggs are not only very nutritious, but also the beginning of life, you see how foreign and profound the name is!"

Tsk, this perfect explanation, I believe it myself.

"We have indeed lost the explanation of the words. After all, most of the documents of your era were destroyed, leaving only some novels and gossip. We can only use these to figure out your living conditions at that time..." Yi Fanyi A pensive look on his face.

"Huh?" Fiction? "Don't you think that people in our era can fly without taking an airplane?"

"Well, but the book says that not everyone can do it, and you should belong to the category that can't do it."

"...That's a novel, no one in our time could fly."

"Maybe, maybe it's just that you don't know? After all, it's all written in the book..."

"That's a novel! There are always some unrealistic elements in novels!" Si Wenyuan suddenly felt powerless, saying that there is a three-year generation gap, and the distance between him and these future people is not just the Milky Way.

"But novels also have realism..."

Now that Si Wenyuan knows why Yi Fan was locked up because of his speech problems, he has shown that he wants to end the topic, and Yi Fan still can't understand his face and continues to talk, it really makes people want to hit him .

Not understanding facial expressions, regardless of occasion, this is Yi Fan's problem.He misunderstood it. It was not a question of whether to write a manuscript or not. These should be improvised.

But it's okay, this is his job, if Yi Fan can do everything, why do you want him?