I'll hit you again

Put down the luggage and close the door, look at the clock, it's past ten o'clock, Jiuqiange just tidy up the bedroom casually, go to the bathroom to take a shower, then fall into the pillow, pull the sheet and wrap himself into a rice dumpling, exhausted from traveling and traveling Tired, fell asleep after a while.

The next day, he didn't get up until after nine o'clock in a daze, howling with hunger, took out some snacks from the luggage he brought, and mixed some mineral water to make do with it, then cleaned the room, cleaned the floor, cleaned the table, cleaned the kitchen, sofa The pillows are arranged, the toilet and balcony are all cleaned up, and he, who has never touched the spring water with his fingers, was so tired that he fell on the sofa and lay there for a long time. The grievance in his heart is still hard to accept the fact that he was kicked out. Thinking about him since he was a child , since when did such rough work, Dad is really unreasonable!

The room was so quiet that only the sound of his breathing could be heard, and just as he was about to fall asleep, his stomach rumbled again.I planned to order takeaway, but after thinking about it carefully, the family just gave me that little money, which is not enough for three months, so let’s save money.Jiuqiange decided to cook for himself for the first time.

There is a supermarket at the entrance of the community. Jiuqiange was looking at the shelves while using his mobile phone on Baidu. The shopping basket was filled with oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, onion, ginger and garlic wholesale, plus eggs, vegetables and carrots.

Well, Du Niang said that the easiest thing is scrambled eggs.

Start by cracking the eggs into a bowl.Fuck the eggshell fell in!Hurry up and grab it!

Add some salt and stir.What is the right amount?so much?Or so much?Let's add some more...

Then chop some scallions.I cut my finger!Fuck, it's bleeding!The second young master cried bitterly and ran to the bedroom, tore some toilet paper to wrap it hastily, and returned to the kitchen to continue fighting.

Turn on medium heat and add a little oil.How much is this little?It is not scientific at all to write so sloppily!

Then wait for the oil to heat up and add the scallions. Five minutes later, Jiuqiange picked up the chopped green onion and threw it into the pot. There was a loud "Zi La" sound, and the oil blossoms exploded like firecrackers. Jiuqiange's beautiful and cute little arms were exposed to the air. Unprepared, a few drops of scalding hot oil were applied.

"Ah!" Jiuqiange screamed and jumped two meters away. He was at a loss as to how to get closer, when he heard the "boom" of the oil pan, a flame more than one meter high shot up in an instant, and the roof was immediately covered by fire. A big piece of blackened!

Nine thousand grids were petrified on the spot.Dead dead dead on fire on fire on fire!fire!Firefighting... that's right!water!He hurriedly picked up a bowl of water and splashed it into the pot, but unexpectedly, the oil pan became even more festive, and even the flames jumped even higher!

Fuck, Teacher Nima is a big liar, saying that water can put out fires is so fucking nonsense!

Jiuqiange quickly took out his mobile phone and called the girl who had studied housekeeping.I don't know what's going on over there, it's very noisy.

Jiuqianyi: "What are you doing, brother?"

"The kitchen is on fire, hurry up and find a way!"

"What? You speak louder, I can't hear you!"

Gritting his teeth, Jiuqiange raised his voice and said again: "My kitchen is on fire..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" There was a sudden scream, and the noise suddenly increased several times.Jiuqiange was so shaken that he moved his phone away, thinking, if you know the seriousness of the matter, give me an idea quickly!

"Ah, ah, ah! Dream Palace! Dream Palace! Dream Palace!!" The excited voice was full of admiration and admiration.

It took three seconds for Jiuqian grid to realize that Qianyi went to the manga exhibition today, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, hey, I said..."

"Beep-beep-"

Jiuqiange: "..."

Ma Dan, I'm almost dead, you still admire you, my brother loved you for nothing before the Comic Con!Jiuqiange was in despair. Seeing that the fire was getting hotter and hotter, he was so frightened that he turned his head and ran out!

As soon as I ran to the stairs, I ran into a red flag head-on.Jiuqiange was dizzy for a moment, shook his head, and stammered: "Yes, no, no, no... Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo..."

The man who was knocked down was stunned for a long time, seeing that he was so panic-stricken that he almost burst into tears to understand, he immediately ran into his room and rushed to the kitchen, with a sound of "Damn", he picked up the lid of the pot and patted it on the pot to suppress the flames. Going down, twisted the natural gas switch with the other hand, and didn't let go until the pot was quiet, then turned around and asked with a complicated expression, "Are you going to bomb the kitchen?"

Jiuqiange looked at him with an expression of "My God, it's so amazing", and said weakly with lingering fear: "I just cook... I don't know..."

"Fortunately, the electric circuit hasn't been burned yet, otherwise, if there is a fire, the whole building will suffer, and then you will become an arsonist."

Jiuqiange was frightened, and his eyes widened: "It's so serious!"

"Isn't it?" The man looked at him carefully and asked, "You just moved here?"

"Well, just last night." Jiuqiange scratched his head embarrassedly, "Thank you just now."

The man smiled generously: "It's a trivial matter. Hey, are you injured?" He glanced at Jiuqiange's arm and fingers.

Only then did Jiuqiange pay attention to the injury on his hand. It was too horrifying to feel anything just now, but now he only felt a burning pain like a pinprick, which was both cut and hot. Take a deep breath!

"Wait for me." After finishing speaking, he went out, and came back within a minute, carrying a small medical first aid kit in his hand, motioned for Jiuqiange to sit on the sofa, took out a cotton swab, gauze capsule, Wanhua oil and a tube toothpaste.

The wound on the index finger was still oozing blood, dyeing the entire toilet paper red, the visual effect was very prominent.The man pinched the root of his index finger and said, "Hold on." Then he shook the toilet paper and threw it aside.

Damn it's a wound!There was a thin layer of sweat on Jiuqiange's forehead, and he gritted his teeth to scream out without shame. Watching him break open the capsule, sprinkle the powder on the wound and apply it evenly, and then wrap it with gauze and stick it with white tape. prison.

The scalded area had already blistered, ugly and hideous.The man squeezed some toothpaste and rubbed it on it lightly, and blew a few breaths along the way, which made Jiuqiange feel cool and comfortable.

"Okay, after a while the blisters disappear, rinse it carefully with water, and then use a cotton swab to wipe this on your arms." Pointing to a bottle of wanhua oil on the coffee table.

Jiuqiange said regretfully, "Please... By the way, what's your name?"

The man smiled handsomely: "Qiao Yuzhe. It just so happens that I live opposite, and we will be neighbors from now on."

The author has something to say: Oh Dream Palace! ╰(*°▽°*)╯