I'll hit you again

Qiao Yuzhe felt like he had raised two children. When he walked to the dazzling snack area in the supermarket, two eager eyes surrounded him and made him unable to move.

Qiao Yinan staring eyes: "Brother, I want to eat this, that, that, and that."

Nine thousand star eyes: "I want to eat, I want to eat too!"

The two said in unison: "Please."

Qiao Yuzhe popped a well on his forehead, took out a fifty from his pocket, and said, "Two people, that's all."

Jiuqiange took the money dissatisfied: "Give me some more..."

"No, or there is nothing like that." After Qiao Yuzhe finished speaking, he turned around and left.

Qiao Yinan stared at the money in Jiuqiange's hand, and almost jumped up excitedly: "I want to eat coconut shredded balls, pistachio nuts, nougat, small dried fish and..."

Jiuqiange looked at the price tag and did a quick mental calculation. He bought all these items, how could the rest of the money be enough for himself? !He said with a straight face, "No, you bought too much."

Qiao Yinan stared wide-eyed: "You can buy it too."

Jiuqiange looked like a family leader, and said: "We only have 50 yuan, and we will share it equally, 25 yuan per person, you know?"

Qiao Yinan frowned and asked, "How much can you buy with 25 yuan?"

Jiuqiange pointed to the shelf on the top shelf and said, "I can only pick at most three things from here."

"Too little!" Qiao Yinan begged in horror, "Little brother, can you give me more?"

Jiuqiange stood firm: "No, I still want to buy it."

"I can share it with you when you get home after buying." Qiao Yinan made a sacrifice with a heartbroken heart.

"I don't even like the snacks you want, I want to buy them myself." As he spoke, he began to carefully select the snacks that could be bought.

Qiao Yinan crossed his arms and said angrily, "Stingy! I don't want to talk to you anymore!"

Jiuqiange didn't care about him.After a while, he felt a small hand pulling his clothes. He lowered his head and saw Qiao Yinan awkwardly saying, "Take it off for me..." He was so short that he couldn't reach it.

Jiuqiange smiled "hehe" and said, "Didn't you say you ignored me?"

Qiao Yinan's face turned red, he pressed his head on his buttocks, and said, "Take it quickly!"

The two carried their snacks to pay the bill, but the cashier gave them three dollars in change.Staring wide-eyed and small-eyed, he turned around in a big circle and returned to the snack area. Qiao Yinan said, "Shall we still divide it equally?"

Jiuqiange never thought that one day he would be so entangled with three yuan, he said painfully: "I can't, I can't buy anything if I divide it equally."

In the end, the two reached an agreement and bought a small bag of jelly.

Qiao Yuzhe was cooking in the kitchen, Qiao Yinan ran over and complained tearfully: "Ahhhhhhh!"

Qiao Yuzhe didn't look back: "Speak."

Qiao Yinan said angrily: "He! He! He ate one more jelly than me!"

"..."

There were five jelly in the last bag of jelly, and one person ate two and there was one left, so the two started arguing.Qiao Yinan said: "I'm a child, you should let me go, I want to eat three!"

Jiuqiange said, "Why! I bought this!"

"That's money from my brother!"

"I also earned the money in his pocket!"

Qiao Yinan glared at him: "Then why did my brother keep your money?"

Jiuqiange was at a loss for words for a while, he couldn't say that Qiao Yuzhe was in charge of the financial power because of him buying snacks randomly.He bit the bullet and said, "I'm an adult, you should listen to me!"

"do not want!"

Jiuqiange was too lazy to quarrel with him, so he took the last piece of jelly preemptively, opened it and squeezed it into his mouth, "Gulu" swallowed it.

Qiao Yinan was taken aback, and suddenly went crazy: "You! How could you do this!" After saying that, he turned and ran to complain to Qiao Yuzhe.

Qiao Yuzhe stuffed a small piece of beef jerky into his mouth, Qiao Yinan chewed and swallowed it, and started crying again: "He's gone too far!"

Qiao Yuzhe coaxed him: "Okay, I'll deal with him later and vent your anger."

Qiao Yinan nodded heavily, filled with righteous indignation: "I want to beat him up and cry!"

After drinking too much water at night, Qiao Yinan was woken up by urinating. After going to the toilet in a daze, when he passed by his brother's room, he suddenly heard a strange sound.

The room was pitch black, with figures entangled on the bed.

Qiao Yuzhe slammed nine thousand squares hard and said, "Do you still dare to bully my younger brother?"

Jiuqiange was so excited that his eyes lost his focus and his whole body trembled. He grabbed Qiao Yuzhe's shoulder and said intermittently: "You...you did it on purpose...you deliberately gave us such a small amount of money to make us fight each other, and you just find excuses to bully me Ah, slow down..."

Qiao Yuzhe said in a hoarse voice, "Do you still have to make excuses for bullying you?" There was another series of confrontations, and Jiuqiange couldn't utter a complete sentence, "Looking at your talent, can you lose a piece of meat if you eat less? It seems that you deliberately upset the child so that he can encourage me to punish you, don't you?"

"No... um..."

Qiao Yuzhe laughed sullenly twice, and said, "If you want to eat snacks in the future, tell me, I'll let you eat as much as you want."

"Ah ah, you... Seriously?"

"Of course it's true." Qiao Yuzhe rubbed his butt, "I'll give you my 'big lollipop' anytime. Tell me, is it delicious? Huh?"

Jiuqiange was angry and ashamed: "You rascal, ah, take it easy...I can't stand it...uh..."

Qiao Yuzhe drew out a little brother who moved nine thousand grids with one hand, and then pushed hard towards the most crazily sensitive place. The back and forth pincers made him reach the peak very quickly.

Jiuqiange lay on the bed gasping for breath. Before he could recover, Qiao Yuzhe turned over and stabbed him in from behind. He said in a crying voice, "I can't do it... please forgive me... ahhh ..."

Qiao Yuzhe touched his sweaty chest, bit his ear and said, "You've been there twice, I haven't come out yet..."

"I don't want it anymore... ah..."

Qiao Yinan pressed his ear to the door panel, he couldn't hear clearly, but he seemed to know something, he immediately regretted it, and didn't dare to knock on the door, so he had to go back to sleep with a little apology.

The next day, there were only two brothers at the dining table.Qiao Yinan bit his chopsticks and said nervously, "Brother..."

"Ok?"

"Where... the little brother?"

"Not yet awake."

Qiao Yinan worriedly murmured: "It's so serious..."

"what?"

"Nothing, nothing."

It wasn't until noon that Jiuqiange came out of the bedroom with his waist supported. Qiao Yuzhe brought him a bowl of porridge.

Qiao Yinan finally plucked up the courage and asked, "Brother, did you hit him last night?"

Qiao Yuzhe was taken aback: "No."

Qiao Yinan said righteously: "I heard it all! He said he couldn't take it and asked you to spare him, but you still didn't let him go, he was crying, you can't even walk well today!"

Qiao Yuzhe: "..."

Jiuqiange was choked by a mouthful of porridge and coughed, Qiao Yuzhe hurriedly patted him on the back.

Qiao Yinan also went up to take pictures, and continued: "Look at him being so weak, brother, you are too cruel. I asked you to hit him, but it doesn't have to be so serious, right?" He apologized and said to Jiuqiange, "I'm sorry, little brother."

Jiuqiange blushed to the point of bleeding: "No...it doesn't matter."

Qiao Yuzhe asked with a straight face: "Qiao Yinan, you haven't showered for a few days?"

Qiao Yinan did the math: "Three days?"

Qiao Yuzhe walked into the bathroom with him in his arms, and the sound of water splashing, Qiao Yinan started screaming: "Ah, it's so cold, it's so cold! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I don't want to stand Shampoo! Ahhh, I can't see my eyes anymore!"

Jiuqiange: "..."

He secretly let out a breath, rubbed his sore waist, and continued to drink the porridge bitterly.

Qiao Yinan came out of the bathroom crying, and hugged Jiu Qiange in a sympathetic way, complaining about Qiao Yuzhe being a big tyrant.

When going to work, Qiao Jiu and his younger brother take turns taking care of each other.When going to the music store, Qiao Yinan would pester Jiuqiange to teach him to play the harmonica - this is the only musical instrument that doesn't fit his figure - it actually looks like material for learning music.When going to school, because there are only three apprentices, Qiao Yuzhe is somewhat more relaxed than before, and he will take a break to teach his younger brothers a few tricks, and he can bluff people with his fists and legs.

In the men's underwear section of the shopping mall, Qi Lian looked awkwardly at Lan Lan picking out underwear for him, scratched his head and said, "I can just buy this myself..."

Lan Lan touched the fabric very carefully and said, "What did you buy? The style is old, the color is ugly, and the material is rough. It's either a street stall or a supermarket promotion. Wearing it next to your body will turn 'iron pestles into needles'!" "

"I'm too lazy to buy it." Qi Lian was thinking about what "an iron pestle is ground into a needle", suddenly frowned, and when he turned his head, he saw a boy not far behind him looking maliciously.

Xiao Cheng walked over with his hands in his pockets, pointed at Lan Lan with his chin: "Yo, little boyfriend?"

Qi Lian obviously didn't want to talk to Xiao Cheng, so he pulled Lan Lan away.Lan Lan saw that his expression was not good, so she didn't dare to speak.

Xiao Cheng raised his hand to block his way, and said, "Anyway, he's an old acquaintance, why don't you want to see me so much?"

Qi Lian said coldly, "Get out of the way."

Xiao Cheng smiled and said, "Since when did you like a guy? And you're so good that you want to buy underwear together?" He glanced at Lan Lan and asked in a low voice, "Have you ever slept with him?"

"Fuck!" Qi Lian pushed his chest, furious, "Keep your mouth clean!"

Xiao Cheng smoothed his clothes indifferently, and said: "It seems that there is not. Qi Lian, it's fine if you win this time, if you lose, then he," he pointed to Lan Lan, "it will be mine."

Lan Lan opened her mouth wide in surprise, and turned to look at Qi Lian.Hearing Qi Lian curse "Fuck you!", he raised his hand to beat Xiao Cheng.Lan Lan hugged him quickly and said, "Brother Lian, stop, the master said you can't fight before the match!"

Xiao Cheng walked away leisurely as if nothing had happened.

With bruised veins in Qi Lian's arm, he raised his foot and kicked over a trash can.On the way back, Lan Lan asked, "Who is he?"

Qi Lian said irritably: "The one from the school next door is not a good thing, you should stay away from him."

"Oh."

Qi Lian gave a "tsk" and said, "Did you hear that!"

"I heard it." Lan Lan asked strangely, "What's wrong with you?"

Qi Lian was silent for a while, and finally calmed down. He said as he walked: "He has a very bad character, and he just relies on his own skills to get around in society. I have always wondered how he can still stay in school. I used to talk to him In individual competitions, he would ridicule all kinds of things when he won, and if he lost, he would find someone to fix the opponent privately after the game, and..."

"And what?"

Qi Lian gritted his teeth and said: "He likes to engage in 419, and they are all boys. Don't say that I am his opponent, he can even fight against his own friends. It's disgusting!"

Lan Lan immediately made a disgusted expression.Qi Lian glared at him: "So you are not allowed to have any interaction with him, did you hear me?"

Lan Lan pouted: "I know. I didn't do anything wrong. Why are you so fierce?"

Qi Lian breathed a sigh of relief, clenched his fists and said, "I won't lose to him."

Lan Lan asked softly, "Is it because of what he said just now?"

Qi Lian said awkwardly: "Anyway, I won't let him approach you!"

Lan Lan felt a little excited in her heart, and muttered: "Admit that you care about me and you will die..."

"Hurry up! Don't whine!"

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