I'll hit you again

Qiao Zhengshan felt very strange recently. His long years of military service had already cultivated a high degree of vigilance. He found that someone had been watching him, that kind of sneaky, cautious, timid, slightly... nympho ?

Jiuqiange—this man and daughter-in-law he doesn't want to admit from the bottom of his heart—why does he keep peeking at him?

He got up early and ran in the morning, and Jiuqiange ran behind him very schemingly, the feeling of being tightly entangled by the sight was on his back; he was doing Tai Chi in the yard, and Jiuqiange was lying on the window, only revealing a pair of eyes to steal. Look at him; when eating, Jiuqiange seems to be obediently lowering his head to pick up the rice, but he always seems to glance at him when he picks up the dishes; even when he goes to the toilet, he always "coincidentally" Seeing Jiuqiange standing at the door: "Uncle, I also go to the bathroom, hehehe..."

Qiao Zhengshan: "..."

Looking at Qiao Yuzhe again, from the beginning to the end, he looked calm and relaxed.Qiao Zhengshan thought: Could it be that he is getting old?Why can't the young people of today understand at all?

Qiao Yuzhe's vacation was over, and the two finally decided to return.On the night of arriving home, Qiao Yuzhe received a QQ message.

The second brother is Xiao 0: Brother-in-law, do me a favor!

Second Younger Man: What are you doing?

The second brother is Xiao 0: (shy) I think brother-in-law’s voice is very nice, please help me record it~

Second Younger Man: What's the sound?

The second brother is Xiao 0: (lewd/slutty) H!Panting!

Er Shao's man: I'm off.

The second brother is Xiao 0: Hey hey don't don't!Do not log off!A gentleman's words are hard to follow, you promised me three things at the beginning! (screenshot)

Er Shao's man: ...I suddenly regretted it.

The second brother is Xiao 0: I curse you to be counterattacked! (fist)

Er Shao's man: ==

The second brother is Xiao 0: I am making an animation video, (emphasis added) very honest!

Er Shao's man: If he is very upright, he will pant?

The second brother is Xiao 0: Anyway, I need a male voice, and it’s not just H, there are other lines, and the post-synthesis will make H a bit blurry, (hugging thigh) I beg brother-in-law~~~

Second young man's man: Why do you have to find me?

The second brother is Xiao 0: (insidious) Don't tell women why!

Second young man: ... I don't have any equipment.

The second brother is Xiao 0: My second brother has it, you can use his.

The second young man's man: You let me, behind his back, be panting? ? ?

The second brother is Xiao 0: (seriously) Well, he can do it in front of him.

Er Shao's man: Are you kidding me! (flip table)

The second brother is Xiao 0: (star-eyed) Wow!The brother-in-law is so cute with kaomoji!

Er Shao's man: Is this the point? Hey!

The second brother is Xiao 0: (touching the head) Please~ The video is not long, there are not many lines, a knife is stretched out, and a knife is also retracted. I will send the video and lines to your email later, and I will give you half a month. Definitely Give me the voice~ (Queen) Someone calls me, I will play first!Remember this is what you promised me!And my curse!

Second young man: Hello!

The system prompts: The other party has gone offline.

Qiao Yuzhe: "..." Ten thousand mud horses galloped past.

"What are you doing?" Jiuqiange came out of the bathroom at some point.

"Just take a look." Qiao Yuzhe calmly put away the phone, and went into the bathroom with a bathrobe.

Um--?Jiuqiange narrowed his eyes and stared at his back suspiciously. When the door slammed, he immediately picked up Qiao Yuzhe's phone and looked through it.snort!Could it be that Hu Lijing is robbing him of men again? !

5 minutes later……

Jiuqiange suddenly realized, with a bit of gloating in his enlightenment, and a bit of inexplicable wretchedness in his glee.He used his mobile phone to send a message to Jiu Qianyi, with an angry tone: "Damn girl, don't let my man do messy things for you!"

The second brother is Xiao 0: (smirk) Oh, I just finished talking to him, you know now?

Qiange: That is.

The second brother is Xiao 0: I am recruiting foreign aid for my great cause!

Qiange: Help me with something, and I'll give you his dry voice.

The second brother is Xiao 0: You are good or bad! (angry) Tell me, what's the matter?

Qiange: When the finished product comes out, remember to send me a copy. (lewd)

The second brother is Xiao 0: (laughing) I want it so much, have you never heard of brother-in-law Jiaochuan?It seems that your sexual life...

"We are nourishing, but he is not very good on the bed..." Jiuqiange was typing, and halfway through typing, his face was flushed with embarrassment, and he immediately deleted and rewritten the sentence, "You don't care about this." !"

The second brother is Xiao 0: Okay, okay, I know.

Qiange: Also, do you dare to change your ID!I look upset!

The second brother is Xiao 0: You just said it, let me do one thing, this is the second one, don't agree, don't agree!I'm off bye!

Qiange: How dare you play!

The system prompts: The other party has gone offline.

Jiuqiange: "..."

Qiao Yuzhe came out of the shower and wiped his hair. Seeing his unhappy face, he asked, "What's wrong?"

Jiuqiange pouted and asked him, "Did you agree to Qianyi's three conditions?"

Qiao Yuzhe nodded blankly.

"Why did you promise her?"

Qiao Yuzhe wiped his hair with both hands, pretending not to hear.When Jiuqiange went up, he grabbed him and swayed: "Did you make some shady deal with her! Tell me!"

Qiao Yuzhe put his arms around his waist and lay down on the bed, he said helplessly, "There's no deal, do you really want to know?"

Jiuqiange nodded madly: "Yeah!"

"Okay." Qiao Yuzhe put his arms under his head as a pillow, letting Jiuqiange lay on his body, "I promised her three conditions because blablablablabla..."

Jiuqiange said in disbelief: "She actually told you everything about me?!"

Qiao Yuzhe nodded solemnly.

Jiuqiange said frantically: "Pig teammate! Brother Keng!"

Qiao Yuzhe stroked his hair with a smile: "Calm down baby."

Jiuqiange asked embarrassingly, "What do you already know!"

"Let me think about it." Qiao Yuzhe pretended to be thinking hard, "You got 19 points in a math test in the second grade of elementary school, but you didn't dare to take it to your parents to sign, so you changed 19 to 79, and then asked Your brother signed it, but was beaten up by your brother."

"I hate it!" Jiuqiange punched him in the chest.

"When you were young, your mother always liked to dress you up exactly like Qianyi. You were very bad, and every time you did something wrong, you would blame her on her. Later, Qianyi started to grow long hair and wear beautiful little skirts. Then you don't Carefully broke your father's favorite cup, so you secretly found out Qianyi's skirt and put it on, and you even tied a small knot on the back of your head, and you wanted to frame Qianyi, but in the end you were found out because your hair was tied up in a mess, you I just beat you again." Qiao Yuzhe couldn't help laughing as he spoke.

"You are not allowed to laugh!" Jiuqiange pulled his face redly.

"Don't smile, don't laugh." Qiao Yuzhe put away his smile and continued to recall, "When you were in junior high school, you still didn't do well in your studies. When you were criticized by the teacher, you took revenge on No.1 in your class and put caterpillars in his pencil bag. , scared the little girl to cry for a long time, and then Qianyi told your brother, and your brother beat you again. I said, why is it always your brother beating you?"

Jiuqiange said cheekily: "My dad doesn't bother beating me, my mother doesn't want to beat me, Qianyi can't beat me, only my brother. He is taller than me, and every time he says he wants to teach me The truth of my life is that he just wants to bully me! He is simply a feudal patriarch!"

Qiao Yuzhe laughed tremblingly for a long time, then suddenly turned over and pressed him under him, and said with a wicked smile: "Since you know that I agreed to Qianyi's three conditions, then you must also know that she asked me to What did you do?"

Jiuqiange was already guilty of peeking at his phone, and he didn't dare to look at him now.

"Want to hear me pant?" Qiao Yuzhe licked his ears, and before he could answer, he began to move his waist back and forth, breathing heavily, and let out provocative gasps in a hoarse voice, "Ah... Qiange... I I want you... um..."

Jiuqiange felt his whole body tremble when he heard it, his heart was beating so hard, he covered his mouth and said in a panic: "Stop, stop, stop!"

Qiao Yuzhe's eyes were full of smiles, and he rubbed against his lower body/body viciously: "Is it hard to be like this just by listening to my voice?"

Jiuqiange scolded "stinky rascal" and rolled into a ball with him in a daze.

A few days later, Jiu Qianyi said she was going to participate in a comic exhibition here, and she stopped by the couple, and suddenly called Qiao Yuzhe halfway: "Brother-in-law, help me!"

"what happened?"

"There's a guy following me all the time!"

Qiao Yuzhe frowned: "Where have you been?"

"I'll arrive at the station in half an hour, you and my second brother go to the station to pick me up!"

"it is good."

After getting out of the car, Jiu Qianyi went straight into the bathroom and came out after 10 minutes.I was looking around in the hall when someone grabbed my hand suddenly. I turned my head and saw a handsome young man wearing a peaked cap on one side.

Jiuqianyi looked at him inexplicably.

The little handsome guy said angrily: "Qianyi, haven't I treated you well enough? How could you treat me like this!"

Qiao Yuzhe came over, grabbed the little handsome boy's wrist and slowly exerted force, and immediately let go of his hand due to the pain.Qiao Yuzhe asked, "What are you doing?"

Jiu Qianyi took two steps back to hide behind Qiao Yuzhe.

"You..." The little handsome guy wrinkled his face and stared at him, his expression became incredulous, and asked, "Are you Qianyi's boyfriend?"

Qiao Yuzhe glanced at the person behind him and said, "I am his boyfriend."

The little handsome guy was about to cry: "You can't be with her!"

Qiao Yuzhe said coldly: "It has nothing to do with you." After speaking, he turned around and left with his arms around Jiu Qianyi's shoulders.

"You...you stop!" The little handsome guy mustered up the courage to stop them, and he went up and broke Qiao Yuzhe's hand, his face was blushing, but he couldn't break it away.

Qiao Yuzhe snorted coldly, then gave him a push, stepped over his body and continued walking.

The little handsome guy sat on the ground in embarrassment, completely ignoring the gazes of the people around him, and called out to Jiu Qianyi's back: "Qianyi, come back!"

Seeing that they were about to walk out of sight, the little handsome guy began to wipe away his tears heartbroken, without any image.

"Hey, you old man is sitting on the ground crying in broad daylight, don't you feel ashamed!" Someone kicked him behind the back.

The little handsome guy turned his head, only to see Jiu Qianyi standing in front of him arrogantly.He froze for a moment, and asked as if time and space were out of place: "Are you..."

"You don't know me anymore?"

The little handsome guy got up and stood up, still with an unbelievable expression, he said in surprise: "Qianyi? You, didn't you leave?"

Jiu Qianyi folded her arms around her chest and said angrily, "Chi Mu, you can't even tell what I look like, and you still want to chase me? Go dream about it!" After speaking, she turned and left.

Chi Mu hurriedly followed her and asked, "Then... who was that person who went out just now?"

Jiu Qianyi didn't answer, Chi Mu just looked at her, bumped into someone head-on, turned his face away, only to see Qiao Yuzhe and "Jiu Qianyi" looking at him with expressions of watching the show.

Chi Mu looked back and forth between Jiuqianyi and Jiuqiange with his mouth wide open, and exclaimed, "You...you actually look the same!"

Jiu Qianyi raised her chin and said, "This is my brother, our twins."

Chi Mu sighed for a long time at the amazing genes of human beings, and suddenly thought of a very important question. He pointed at Qiao Yuzhe, and asked Jiu Qianyi cautiously: "Then... isn't he your boyfriend?"

Jiu Qianyi shook her head chicly: "I've never had a boyfriend!"

"Oh..." Chi Mu let out a long breath.

Jiu Qianyi answered again: "He's my brother-in-law!" After saying that, she took Jiu Qiange's arm and bounced to the side of the road to hail a taxi, Qiao Yuzhe silently followed.

Chi Mu petrified in place.Brother...Brother...Is that what he understood?

As soon as he got home, Jiuqiange couldn't wait to tear off his wig, complaining, "I'm dying too hard."Qiao Yuzhe hugged him from behind, and said in a low voice, "You look really good in women's clothes."

Jiuqiange blushed and said arrogantly: "I look good no matter what!"

After being tired for a while, the two came out of the bathroom.Jiuqiange asked his sister, "Who is that person?"

Jiuqianyi lay carelessly on the sofa and ate potato chips: "His name is Chi Mu, and he wanted to chase me. Hmph, is it that easy for Miss Ben to get it?"

Qiao Yuzhe brought her a glass of orange juice and said, "I think he's not bad, he's quite honest."

Jiu Qianyi took a sip of orange juice, waved her hands and said, "I have a plan in mind."

In the evening, Qiao Yuzhe went into the kitchen to cook, and Jiuqiange helped him.Suddenly I heard Jiu Qianyi's bold and unrestrained voice coming from the bedroom: "Wow Jasper! Wow apple flavor strawberry banana flavor! Wow thong!"

"..."

The faces of the couple were as black as carbon, and they shouted in unison in a very tacit understanding: "Quick—get out—!"

Jiuqianyi went out with her bag in a good mood.Qiao Yuzhe calmed down and asked, "Going out so late?"

"I have something to explain to the organizer, so I'm leaving first, someone will pick me up." Jiu Qianyi blew him a kiss and went out.

Before going to bed, Qiao Yuzhe found a note under his pillow. The handwriting was elegant, with a few words, but in a domineering tone: "Dear brother-in-law, you have fulfilled my two conditions. Given your Good performance, I decided to give you the last condition, that is, you have to treat my second brother well, and I will give him to you with confidence. There is no deadline for this condition, and you will spend your whole life to complete it. I wish you happiness , I love you~"

Qiao Yuzhe squeezed the note, showed an extremely gentle smile, and said to the air, "Okay."

The author has something to say: my younger sister really loves my second brother too~ (covering my chest)