Nice to be a cat [Rebirth]

Before rebirth, Xie Fenghua and Yin Nan's parents met on one hand. After all, he is a male wife. Even if Yin Nan's parents didn't say anything, they must still have opinions on him in their hearts.But they didn't object to Yin Nan's marriage, probably in their family's view, Xie Fenghua was not a daughter-in-law at all, he was just a healing tool used as a substitute for their son.

Thinking about it carefully, it is actually a bit sad, and Xie Fenghua is helpless, but this is the truth.Whenever he went to visit relatives during Chinese New Year, his family treated him with a lukewarm attitude, and Xie Fenghua also felt embarrassed.

However, in my impression, Yin Nan's mother is a very kind woman, her father is a bit serious and doesn't like to talk to him, and Xie Fenghua doesn't know much about him.

"How are you going to introduce me to your family later...?" Thinking of Yin Nan's father's stern eyes, Xie Fenghua felt flustered.Before being reborn, Yin Nan had already come out to his family, but the situation is completely different now. If Yin Nan dared to say that he brought his daughter-in-law back for the New Year, Father Yin would have to pick up a feather duster and drive them out immediately. ?

Yin Nan couldn't help but find it funny seeing Fenghua's lying down so hard that he couldn't even hide his ears. "Everything is up to me, don't worry. Why are you so afraid of seeing my parents?"

"To be reasonable, I feel that Uncle Yin's eyes are very fierce every time he looks at me." Xie Fenghua said truthfully.

"Oh?" Yin Nan touched his chin and thought about it carefully, and finally he waved his hand to let Xie Fenghua relax and not be so nervous. "It's okay, he just looks a bit fierce, but he is actually a good person. Just get used to it."

"Really?" Xie Fenghua looked over suspiciously, while Yin Nan nodded cooperatively.

His father just looked fierce, and he was subdued by his mother, so there was no lethality.Of course, the exception is when teaching uncle a lesson.

In Xi'an, Xie Fenghua's hometown, in winter, the coldest temperature is less than ten degrees below zero.On the northeast side, January is the time when the temperature is the lowest, and the temperature above -10° is considered warm.Yin Nan heard that Xie Fenghua had never been to the north, and prepared everything for him, whether it was a down jacket or scarf gloves.

The person in charge of picking up the plane was Yin Nan's uncle Yin Rui. He knew that his nephew would bring his little lover back this time.In the car was too hot by the air conditioner, Yin Rui simply walked out and leaned against the side of the car to smoke a cigarette.Yin Nan had already called him just now, and the two of them were leaving the airport now.

People in the entertainment industry are not honest. Yin Rui has seen the endorsement commercial filmed by Xie Fenghua, and he feels that this little star is flamboyant and promiscuous.If you look at it from the perspective of a star, it's okay, but if you look at the nephew and daughter-in-law, Xie Fenghua is not up to the mark.

In order to prevent the little lover from making any troubles and making his brother and sister-in-law unhappy, Yin Rui took the initiative to come to pick him up.In fact, it was just to remind Yin Nan's little lover first, so that he could be more honest.But when he saw the man behind his nephew, Yin Rui was slightly taken aback.

Xie Fenghua looked chubby in a blue down jacket.There is a wool cap on the head, with furry earbags on both sides.A cream-colored scarf was wrapped around his neck, and he wore a pair of mittens in the same color as the scarf.

As if Yin Nan was afraid that the weather in the Northeast would freeze this precious little ancestor, Xie Fenghua was covered tightly from the beginning to the end.Yin Rui could only see a pair of wet innocent eyes looking at him, but where was the bad little lover he imagined? ?

"Hello."

Xie Fenghua recognized Yin Rui and said hello in advance.However, instead of responding to him, the other party stared at him in a daze, which made Xie Fenghua wonder if he looked too weird in such a dress?

"Ah...then what, come and get in the car!" Yin Rui also noticed his gaffe, he hurriedly flicked away the cigarette butt that was almost burned, opened the trunk of the car, and asked them to put their luggage and New Year's goods in.

The air conditioner in the car was fully turned on, which immediately drove away the cold air around Xie Fenghua's body.There were almost no vehicles on the way out of the airport. Yin Rui looked at Yin Nan and Xie Fenghua sitting in the back seat from the rearview mirror, and exchanged a few words from time to time.It was not until entering the urban area that the number of vehicles on the road gradually increased.

Yin Nan said that his uncle knew about their relationship, but seeing that Yin Rui chatted with him just now, and also kindly called him Xiaojie, Xie Fenghua was quietly relieved. It seems that he has passed the test with Uncle Yin Rui?As the car drove into the urban area, a few flakes of snow fluttered down, gradually turning into heavy snow, which looked beautiful under the street lights.Taking advantage of Yin Rui's driving without paying attention to the back seat, Xie Fenghua took off his woolen hat, lay down by the window and looked out of the car curiously.

Since leaving Xi'an, Xie Fenghua rarely had the opportunity to see the snow scene.Looking around, there is a silver-white world outside the window, and even the bushes are covered by thick snow.Everyone on the street wrapped themselves tightly and warmly.The Chinese New Year is coming up next week, and red lanterns are hung outside the doors of every store, with the word "Fu" pasted on them.

The most indispensable thing in winter is candied haws. When I stopped at a red light, a middle-aged man pushed a bicycle out of the roadside crossing, and his bicycle was full of candied haws.

"Ah, what a big candied haws?!" It's not that Xie Fenghua has never seen candied haws before, but he has never seen such a big one. Counting the bamboo sticks strung with hawthorns, the candied haws on the man's cart is more than one meter long. Long, the hawthorn is big and round, a scarecrow is tied to the bicycle, and candied haws are firmly tied in rows, looking like a red screen from a distance!

"I don't know who developed the craft, but it's popular this year." Yin Rui said.

Xie Fenghua's eyes followed the cart of candied haws, and seeing his pitiful appearance, which was about to drool, Yin Nan went down and bought a bunch.Because the bamboo sticks were too long, after getting into the car, Yin Nan could only let the huge bunch of candied haws lie between the two of them, with the sticks pointing towards him, and the side with the hawthorn fruit stretching out in front of Xie Fenghua.

Before the car arrived home, Yin Nan didn't let him eat, fearing that Xie Fenghua's sudden bumps or sudden brakes would prick him with a bamboo stick.Xie Fenghua couldn't bear to see the red hawthorn fruit close to his eyes but couldn't eat it. "This is a kind of torture... Go away, take it away, don't come to me."

Yin Rui in the driver's seat laughed at him like a child, which reminded Yin Nan of something.

"How is Minghui recently?"

Yin Rui was married late, and his son Yin Minghui was more than ten years younger than Yin Nan. Hearing the topic of children brought up by his uncle, Yin Nan remembered his little cousin, who should have graduated from junior high school and entered high school this year. .

Mentioning his disappointing and mischievous son, Yin Rui snorted. "Hmph, that brat, he doesn't study well, he doesn't study hard, he acts like a Malaysian monkey all day long, and even kicking a ball can break a few glass windows in the teacher's office. Fighting wolves in the back, the school went back to find the parents. Fortunately, when the exam was due, he still knew how to hold his feet, so I didn't let the old man push him into high school by going through the back door."

"Minghui is just being playful, but he's actually very smart," Yin Nan said.

"That's right, if he doesn't pass the exam, I'll treat him to broomstick stew when I get home!" Although he scolded the brat, Yin Minghui is Yin Rui's most proud son. Come and study hard, you will have no problem getting a champion.

Xie Fenghua, who was sitting in the back seat, listened to their uncle and nephew chatting with a dazed expression.The macaque should be an animal, right?But what is broom pimple stew? !After finally getting rid of the demonic Beijing film, turning around and falling into the deep pit of the Northeast dialect, Xie Fenghua felt that he was in danger.

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Yin Nan's parents lived in a high-end residential area. Since Yin Rui had to enter the garage to park, they let Xie Fenghua and Yin Nan go upstairs at the entrance of the unit.

"Why do your parents stay in such a small city?" With Yin Nan entering the elevator together, Xie Fenghua finally had a chance to ask the question he had been holding back all the way.It's not that Yin Nan is incompetent, but why didn't he take his parents to a first-tier city like Shanghai and Shenzhen?

"Because they don't want to go." Xie Fenghua wore the milky white scarf, and he looked like a curious baby so cute that Yin Nan wanted to touch his head.But he was holding the New Year's goods and the super-long candied haws from his little ancestor, so he really couldn't make a move.

"Then..." Xie Fenghua still wanted to ask something more. The elevator they took had already reached the floor. The elevator door had just opened, and the two hadn't stepped into the corridor. It sounded like mahjong being thrown on the table. With a resounding "Woo!", it came over.

The corridor was filled with the laughter of adults and the sound of children fighting. There were three households living on this floor, but the three doors were all open. Yin Nan led Xie Fenghua into one of the houses, and there happened to be a woman While walking towards the entrance, he turned his head and greeted him. "You play first, Ruizi went to pick up Xiaonan from the airport, and she hasn't come back yet, I have to make a call."

"Mom!" Yin Nan called her, only then did the woman discover the two people who were already standing at the entrance.Xie Fenghua suddenly panicked.He was already standing in front of Yin Nan's parents' house, and now he felt nervous about an ugly daughter-in-law going to see her in-laws.

"Hello Uncle, Auntie!"

"This is the child you told me about?" Rong Meiling saw Xie Fenghua standing next to her son, and enthusiastically pulled him into the house. "Come in and sit down, are you hungry after coming back so late? I'll go and cook for you."

"Then mom, you are busy first, let's go to pack the luggage."

"Hey, let's go."

No wonder it was so lively. It turned out that there were two tables of mahjong in the living room of their house, and a large group of people were playing lively.Yin Nan greeted his relatives, and led Xie Fenghua inside.Yin Minghui, the Malaysian monkey they mentioned in the car, was nestling on the sofa playing games at this time. When he saw Yin Nan, he immediately dropped the tablet and stretched out both hands towards Yin Nan.

"Cousin! Red envelope!"

Yin Nan couldn't make a move with the New Year's goods, but Xie Fenghua was very familiar with this scene. Instead of Yin Nan, he slapped Yin Minghui's palm twice, and said with a smile, "I'll give it to you during the Chinese New Year."

"Huh?" Yin Minghui was taken aback for a moment. This is the habitual interaction between him and his cousin once a year. Why would this stranger know?

"Minghui, stop playing. Go to the next door and call your sister Zhang over for dinner."

"Ow!"

Rong Meiling stuck her head out from the kitchen.But Yin Minghui's movements were swift, and immediately he ran out with his slippers and disappeared.

Yin Nan's parents live on the No.16 floor, and Yin Nan's room is on the fifteenth floor below. Along the corner of the living room, there is a spiral staircase leading to the lower floor. It turns out that the upper and lower rooms are connected.

Downstairs is Yin Nan's house, and Xie Fenghua is no longer familiar with his decoration taste. He carried the suitcase into the bedroom, and Xie Fenghua took advantage of the opportunity to lie on Yin Nan's bed to dodge.

"Hurry up and eat your candied haws, it will melt later."

"I'm here!!" Remembering that there was a bunch of oversized candied haws waiting for him, Xie Fenghua turned over from the bed and ran to the living room to bring the long-coveted candied haws.But looking at such a big hawthorn fruit, he felt worried again. "What if I can't eat?"

"Don't eat too much, I have to eat later. Save some stomach and let you try my mother's handicrafts." Yin Nan skillfully divided the New Year's goods and the red envelopes for a group of cubs.

Listening to the faint sound of playing mahjong and laughter coming from upstairs, Xie Fenghua took a bite of the sugared hawthorn and sighed softly: "It's really lively."

A large group of people get together to celebrate the New Year...

"The two neighbors next to me and my parents are classmates, and later they are colleagues in the same unit. They have a deep relationship, and they even choose houses that are close to each other. I have been used to it for many years, and I haven't changed it. " Yin Nan explained to him that this is only a part of relatives and friends, and I am afraid there will be a few more people after the Chinese New Year.

The candied haws in his hand was about to melt, Xie Fenghua stretched out his tongue to lick the sugar water that was sliding down. "How on earth did you mention me to your aunt?" Mother Yin was very enthusiastic towards him just now, but Xie Fenghua was so nervous that she wanted to run away with her tail between her legs.

"I told her that there was a poor boy in my company who had nowhere to go during the Chinese New Year," Yin Nan said.His uncle had the worst attitude towards the seemingly harmless young people, and his mother was the most soft-hearted. Hearing Yin Nan say that Xie Fenghua had no family, he asked him to bring him home for the New Year without hesitation.

For such an important matter as bringing his wife to celebrate the New Year, Yin Nan has been carefully planning from the beginning to the end, and he can use the most direct and fast method to let Xie Fenghua win the favor of his family.

"Scheming Nan." After hearing Yin Nan's plan, Xie Fenghua complained.

"Huh?" Hearing the new nickname given to him by his little ancestor, Yin Nan raised his eyebrows.He took out a red envelope and waved it in front of Xie Fenghua's eyes. "What do you call me?"

Xie Fenghua: "Husband!"

The author has something to say: Monkey in Malaysia: In the article, it describes a child who is too naughty to sit still

Regarding the Northeast dialect and some Beijing movies that will appear in the future, I will explain the words in the author's words for the more uncommon ones, which will help readers understand_(:з)∠)_