Pinocchio and Bluebeard

Lu Zhongfeng almost spit on Cheng Ran's face.

He dug out his ears to make sure he had heard correctly, and said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Could it be that you fell in love with him?" This was the best of both worlds.

Cheng Ran rolled his eyes at him and said, "You're not out of your mind, are you?"

"..." Lu Zhongfeng said with a stern face, "Who told you to say such misleading words."

Cheng Ran said: "I just want to say that I haven't found a real way to let me go back. If I run away from him rashly, I still have to worry about being hunted down to the ends of the earth. It's better to wait until I find a way, and then just run away." , it's much safer."

Lu Zhongfeng really wanted to say that when you find a way, you don't know how many children you have had, and he couldn't bear to hit Cheng Ran, so he could only make indirect remarks: "But didn't you say that he urged you to have children, if you come back after several years Don't go, when the time comes..."

"Bah, bah, crow's mouth!" Cheng Ran was annoyed, "You don't even want to go back with me, why can't you say something nice to comfort me?"

Lu Zhongfeng shrank his neck.

Cheng Ran said, "But speaking of this, I still need your help."

Lu Zhongfeng said: "What?"

Cheng Ran said, "Go and buy some contraceptive pills for me."

Lu Zhongfeng was so frightened that he stuttered: "Isn't that bad?" If she was pregnant and took birth control pills, it would be fine if the child was lost, and if she was born with a deformity, that would be everyone's nightmare.

Cheng Ran was puzzled and said, "What's wrong with this? I've been eating it before."

Lu Zhongfeng's horrified eyes moved down and landed on his stomach, speechless.If Cheng Ran was really taking medicine all the time, how did he conceive the child?Could it be that Lan Qiye was lying to him?

Cheng Ran became more and more strange: "What's the matter with you today? You are hesitating in your speech and have a strange expression. Hey, you must be hiding something from me, right?"

Lu Zhongfeng was the worst at lying, and when asked by Cheng Ran, his face turned red and he was speechless.

Cheng Ran lowered his face, grabbed his nose, and said fiercely: "I knew it, tell me! What's going on?"

Lu Zhongfeng struggled to avoid his hand, rubbed his nose, and dodged his eyes.

Cheng Ran snorted, "Don't lie, I can tell."

Lu Zhongfeng lay down on the table dejectedly, groaning, "It's the Great Demon King. He threatened me to persuade you to have a baby, otherwise he would kill me and Yousi." Totally lying.

As expected, Cheng Ran didn't hear it, and frowned, "Then you agreed?"

"Do I look like someone who would betray a friend!" Lu Zhongfeng said righteously.

Cheng Ran said: "Then it's fine if you tell me earlier, why are you hesitating and half-covering it up?"

Lu Zhongfeng said: "That's not your fault, I originally wanted to discuss with you how to escape together, but now you say you don't want to run away, so I don't know what to say."

Cheng Ran said: "It doesn't matter. Even if I don't run now, I have to run in the future. We can discuss the countermeasures in advance and save a lot of time."

Lu Zhongfeng suddenly remembered, and asked, "Didn't you say you wanted to die once?"

Cheng Ran was stunned for a moment, and said with a sneer: "I also had a sudden thought at that time, and I thought about it at home these few days. If I really didn't die back, didn't I die in vain? I never thought about suicide again. "

Hearing this, Lu Zhongfeng heaved a sigh of relief, fortunately this most terrifying idea has been given up, so that he will not be killed and killed twice.

"However, have you ever thought about this possibility?" Lu Zhongfeng paused, "Before you left, you accidentally became pregnant with the child of the Great Demon King... Don't worry, I'm just assuming! What would you do? Do, kill him?"

Cheng Ran pondered for a moment, then frowned and sighed, "That can't be helped."

Lu Zhongfeng asked again: "Then if the Great Demon King already knows, you will die if you kill him, what will you do?"

"What you said is also very reasonable..." Cheng Ran was worried, "He said once before that as long as I gave him a child, he would let me go. I didn't agree then."

Lu Zhongfeng's eyes widened, wishing he could hit him on the head: "You are stupid! Why didn't you agree to him?"

Cheng Ran excitedly said, "Because I don't want to have children! Do you want to?!"

"If it's Jiang Yousi..." Lu Zhongfeng blushed, but when he thought of the synthetic animation of childbirth he had seen before, he changed his words silently, "Anyway, I'm a man and I can't have children, so don't get involved me."

Cheng Ran rolled his eyes at him: "You should show some face."

Lu Zhongfeng made faces at him.

Cheng Ran immediately made a nauseous expression: "Please, can you not make such an expression with this bossy face? It's disgusting."

Lu Zhongfeng: Huh!

Cheng Ran said: "And it's not like you haven't seen that kind of bloody romance. How many heroines are tied up by the hero with their children? I want to put an end to this possibility!"

Lu Zhongfeng said: "But after giving birth to a child, you will be free."

In the original book, Lan Qiye almost doted on the original owner's child. Now that Cheng Ran hasn't cuckolded him, the child he gave birth should be even more pampered, right?When Lan Qiye fully entrusted that bit of affection to the child, Cheng Ran would be able to get rid of Lan Qiye as a matter of course, without worrying about being hunted down.

Cheng Ran looked at him suspiciously: "You don't really come here to be a lobbyist, do you?"

Lu Zhongfeng quickly waved his hand: "Of course not!" After a pause, he asked again, "You haven't answered my question just now, if you already have a child and the devil finds out about it, what will you do?" It is the most urgent issue at the moment.

"Then... just give it to him?" Cheng Ran was not sure, "I don't know, it's so annoying."

Lu Zhongfeng's eyes lit up: "Then give it to him! Anyway, in the original book, the big devil is a character who lacks love. After having a child, he will definitely devote himself to the child. Even if you leave by then, he will probably not be happy." I don't have the energy to find you."

Cheng Ran was a little moved by what he said, but he felt that such Lan Qiye seemed a little pitiful.

Lu Zhongfeng didn't stay for long, as soon as Lan Qiye came back, their conversation had to be terminated.Before leaving, Lan Qiye stared at Lu Zhongfeng meaningfully for a long time, until he saw him running away with his head in his arms, and then he looked away with insatiable interest.

Cheng Ran was inexplicable, and asked casually behind his back: "You don't like him, do you?"

Lan Qiye: "..."

Lan Qiye stared at him with black lines all over his head: "Can you stop disgusting me?"

Cheng Ran laughed dryly, but didn't answer.

Lan Qiye put his arms around his waist casually, and sat down on the sofa: "What did you talk about today? Did you speak ill of me?"

"Of course not!" Just discussing how to get rid of you, Cheng Ran pretended to say, "I've been praising you to him, saying how good you are to me, I'm so envious of him, I wish I could replace you."

Lan Qiye said disgustedly: "Really, isn't he with Jiang Youpan?"

"So he's just envious for a while, hasn't he already gone back?" Cheng Ran held his face with a playful smile, "And Brother Qiye is so handsome, I can lick this face for a lifetime, so I don't want to give it up to others .”

Lan Qiye pointed out, "You have to remember this sentence."

Cheng Ran: "...Huh?"

Lan Qiye said: "But I don't need you to lick my face, it's fine to lick other places."

Cheng Ran: "..."

It's not kind to race like this all the time out of the blue.

Cheng Ran let go of his hand silently.

Lan Qiye grabbed him, took his hand and brought it to his mouth, opened his mouth and took a bite.

"What are you doing!" Cheng Ran exclaimed.

He hastily withdrew his hand, checked his wrist carefully, and found that there was an extremely obvious tooth mark on it, and it was still aching.

Lan Qiye said without changing his expression, "It's nothing, I'm just hungry."

Go eat when you are hungry!

Cheng Ran felt that the big devil was getting more and more perverted, so he rubbed his poor little hands and exhaled in distress.

The air he blew inevitably spread to Lan Qiye, Lan Qiye felt as if a feather was scratching on his chin, scratching his heart, but he didn't scratch it, it was really excruciating. very.

Cheng Ran was still rubbing his hands, when he suddenly felt his body hanging in the air, he was directly carried upstairs by Lan Qiye in astonishment.

He subconsciously put his arms around Lan Qiye's neck to prevent himself from falling, although at Lan Qiye's level he would never fall him.Cheng Ran is all too familiar with Lan Qiye's expression at this moment, and he saw it just last night.

Cheng Ran knew that Lan Qiye wanted to make medicine.

Due to his guilty conscience and his unaware expectations, Cheng Ran had no intention of refusing.

The pre-process will be ready soon.

Lan Qiye supported the pestle, and lightly pounded it into the jade dish twice.

Cheng Ran was stymied by his light and light movements, and recalled the way of pounding medicine that he had seen on the Internet before, so he simply pushed Lan Qiye away and put the medicine pestle into the jade slowly. In the dish, the medicine pestle touched the bottom, suppressing the herbs that were urgently needed to be crushed, and made a muffled sound.

Holding the medicinal pestle in Cheng Ran's hand, he pounded it tentatively a few times, and saw that the strength was appropriate, not too light to crush the herbs, not too heavy to damage the jade dish, so he continued at a constant speed.Once, again, the sound of the collision between the pestle and the jade dish continued, and the herbs were also slowly broken under the contact of the two sides, and fresh juice flowed out.

Seeing the remarkable results, Cheng Ran was greatly encouraged, and his strength inevitably increased.

Sometimes two drops of the medicinal juice would splash out accidentally, but Cheng Ran didn't care, and continued to pound the medicine until the pestle was covered with the medicinal juice of the herbs, and the herbs turned into a paste.

Cheng Ran was exhausted and a little tired from the pounding, so he stopped panting.

Lan Qiye took over, imitating what Cheng Ran had done just now and started making medicine.

But one of them is a man, the other is a pregnant Linzi, their strength is different after all, the sound of the collision of the medicine pestle and the jade dish is obviously much louder than before.

"Be gentle, the jade dish will break." Cheng Ran's voice trembled.

Lan Qiye smiled comfortingly: "Don't worry, I have a measure, and I will definitely make the most perfect ointment."

Lan Qiye moved skillfully, and soon Cheng Ran was speechless.

The work of pounding the medicine is really hard, not only testing the skill, but also testing the endurance. It will be nearly an hour after the ointment is finished.Cheng Ran was already so tired that he fell asleep, Lan Qiye didn't want to wake him up, but took out the ointment spontaneously, and cleaned the jade dish and pestle without disturbing Cheng Ran.

Finally, they wrapped the jade dish and the medicine pestle separately, and fell asleep with Cheng Ran in their arms.

The author has something to say: Try it, keep your voice down.

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