Mensao is teasing me

When Yuanhang and Chai Yanran walked along the waterway to the second mountain, when they slowly came out of the water, they were like two drowned rats.Yuan Hang looked at the half-familiar and half-unfamiliar environment around him, half squatting by the stream, and couldn't help shivering: "Ah chirp! It's so cold!" His eyes stared at Chai Yanran sadly: "Miss, this... Are you still leaving?"

Chai Yanran was also a little cold, but luckily the sun is shining now, she turned to look at him, and asked doubtfully, "Let's go! Why don't you go?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!"

"Hey!" Chai Yanran educated him earnestly: "Do you know why you still can't find a wife?"

Yuanhang sniffed, and followed her words: "I'm timid."

"Well! Let's go!"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." Yuanhang didn't know the real reason why he couldn't find a wife, but since Chai Yanran refused to go back, he certainly couldn't go back.He suddenly had a whimsical idea, and prayed to God to drop a bag of silver charcoal for him, but after thinking about it again, he can't ask for too much, as long as there is a charcoal fire, he can accept it no matter what kind of charcoal fire it is.

Chai Yanran shouted excitedly: "Yuanhang, I picked up a bag of silver silk charcoal!"

"..." Yuanhang opened his eyes wide, and saw that Chai Yanran, like a magic trick, took out a bag of silver charcoal from a tattered bag, and pulled out a fire pocket from the charcoal fire.

There is no unparalleled road to talk about this moment.The two were also very lucky to find a clean cave. They lit a charcoal fire, dried their clothes, and felt refreshed.

Chai Yanran had just packed her things and was about to go on the road again, when she saw Yuanhang praying to God at the entrance of the cave, and said that she would fulfill her vow when she returned to Beijing.

"Silly Yuanhang." Chai Yanran poked him on the head, led Yuanhang into the water again, and said, "We just escaped from the grass bandits, in order to prevent the other party from having accomplices waiting for us elsewhere, let's go into the water."

Yuan Hang said: "Miss, we ran in the water, if we go by water again, what if we are caught up by them?"

Chai Yanran turned her head and smiled: "What are you afraid of, the most dangerous place is the safest place, you're right to listen to me."

"Oh!" Although Yuanhang has traveled countless times to the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, he never came and walked comfortably. Now that he encounters an accident, he has no idea in his mind and can only listen to Chai Yanran.Walking on the uncomfortable waterway, Yuanhang comforted himself: Fortunately, fortunately!No bloody corpses of cats and dogs in the water!

Just as she was thinking, Chai Yanran, who was leading the way blindly, stopped suddenly, turned her head and made a silent gesture.Yuanhang let his lower body soak in the water in a daze, and suddenly heard the few sparse water plants on both sides of the stream rustling by the wind.

A rough and loud voice came: "I heard that the brothers of the 'First Village' let a little girl and a little boy run away, and now they have arrived at our 'Second Village' site, we must catch them."

Several rough voices echoed: "Catch them, catch them, catch them, catch them."

Chai Yanran and Yuan Hang hid in the pool, neither of them dared to move, after about a quarter of an hour, someone said again: "Why are we arresting them?"

Chai Yanran turned her head and stared blankly at Yuanhang, and found a look of incomprehension in his eyes, and the two of them were puzzled.

These grassroots are not newly employed, are they?

The grass bandit who spoke later was slapped, and said aggrievedly: "I really don't know!"

A grassroots bandit explained to him: "Of course arresting people is to make them work, so we don't have to do it."

The stupid grass bandit was overjoyed: "Okay, okay, so we can't let them run away, give them all the work in the second village, then we can have a few days of leisure."

A few grass bandits strode away, and the rustling sound that accompanied them through the grass disappeared without a trace.Yuan Hang and Chai Yanran just came out, and they continued to walk through the water, thinking in their hearts: the grass bandits are getting more and more stupid.

Although layers upon layers of mountains intersected together, the two walked along the waterway in a daze, and it was not wrong, since there was only one waterway anyway.Yuan Hang suddenly reached out to touch the pocket he gave birth to, and found that the things hidden in the pocket were mixed with water, and he tugged on Chai Yanran's sleeve in a daze.

Although Chai Yanran was not seriously ill, she was a weak woman after all. After soaking in the water for half an hour, her head was a little dizzy. She thought that Yuanhang was just like her, so she let them both go ashore to rest.

The waterway was overwhelming, and they lifted their close-fitting bags above their heads, and the dry food, clothes and silver charcoal in the bags were well preserved.Chai Yanran ate some dry food, saw Yuanhang staring blankly at her dry food, and asked, "Are you feeling unwell?"

Yuanhang turned his head to look at Chai Yanran in a daze, and said, "I have sweat medicine in my purse!"

Chai Yanran was dumbfounded.

Yuan Hang continued: "That Mongolian sweat medicine is very effective, a little powder is enough to kill a tiger."

Chai Yanran blinked her eyes, so what?

Yuan Hang lightly said: "I don't know if the grass bandits in the first few mountains have been overthrown by medicine."

Seeing that there were no grass bandits around, the two rested for a while, and boldly walked the small dirt road. It was rare to encounter two grass bandit nests along the way, and they met like this.And the grass bandits in the two grass bandit nests all slept like dead pigs and snored.Chai Yanran and Yuanhang feared that they would wake up at any time, so they turned over two mountains in a row in fright.

When it was daylight, Chai Yanran and Yuanhang ran one after the other among the weed-filled mountain roads. The grass bandits behind them gradually approached, and they dodged into the bushes on the other side. Their thighs and calves were trembling with exhaustion, as if they were not Their average.A group of grass bandits chased after them, and no one was there to look around, and said, "Could it be that you ran to the fifth village?"

Because the fifth village was not the territory of their fourth village, the bandits gradually dispersed.

Chai Yanran and Yuanhang rested for a few hours, and they gradually realized that this "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea" is a big nest of grass bandits. Every mountain has a group of grass bandits stationed there. They are now on the fifth mountain, which means there are three nests left. The grass bandits were waiting for them in front of them.

Yuanhang wanted to retreat, but the five nests of weeds in the rear were more than the three nests in front, so he asked sadly, "Miss Yanran, what should we do?"

Chai Yanran gritted her teeth and said, "Let's go, let's go to Suyu County."

Yuan Hang's face was pale, as if he was mourning his concubine, and now they have no way out.

The two persisted and walked for a while, and found a scholar lying on the side of the road, panting heavily.Chai Yanran moved closer to the scholar and saw that his facial features had become pitch black, his wet white clothes were stained with yellow mud, his face was a little pale, and he asked in surprise, "Mr. Rong Ling?"

Rong Ling was startled at first, and then found Chai Yanran and Yuan Hang, and looked around in horror: "Why are you here? This is a nest of grass bandits, it's dangerous!"

Yuanhang thought: Humph!We're all here, and you don't need to talk about it.

After Rong Ling's simple talk, Chai Yanran learned that he was passing by the Eight Immortals and crossing the sea, similar to their situation, she felt sympathetic and said, "The three of us might as well be each other's companions!"

Rong Ling was overjoyed, and Yuan Hang hummed a few times in a low voice before he had any objections.

It was late at night and the dew was heavy, Rong Ling suggested that they leave quickly while the night was dark, otherwise the three of them would be in danger when the grass bandits were numerous and powerful in the daytime.Chai Yanran nodded: "That's it, we're leaving now."

Although Yuanhang felt that Rong Ling was as dangerous as a grassroots bandit, the young lady had already made up her mind, so he could only silently keep his disagreement in his heart.

Under the leadership of Rong Ling, the three of them walked for a while and found the stream.Yuan Hang was suspicious: "Why did you find Mr. Rong Ling so quickly?"

Rong Ling had a very lucky look on his face: "I found it when I was being chased by grass bandits."

"Hmph, do you really have time to spare? Why do you pay so much attention to running away?" Yuan Hang gave him a squinting look.

Chai Yanran said: "Master Rong Ling must have been chased by the grass bandits to nowhere, found the waterway, and found it when he left the water."

Seeing Rong Ling's wet white clothes, Yuanhang silently closed his opened mouth.

The three of them walked along the waterway for only a short while, when a rough grass bandit voice said pleasantly: "I knew it, I can't find anyone anywhere, they must have slipped away from the water."

At this moment, the night was just right, and the silver gauze shone on the gurgling water, clearly illuminating the three distressed people on the water surface.The noise on both sides of the stream was getting closer and closer, and the sparse torches slowly shone over.A grass bandit looked at the three turtles that had entered the urn, and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, do you think the same number of stages is still useful for our fifth village?"

Chai Yanran and the three of them were pale and cold, before they could escape, a gangster shouted, "Get up."

Suddenly, two gangs of grass bandits popped up from the grass on both sides of the waterway, and they pulled the ropes of fishing nets above their heads vigorously. A huge fishing net instantly appeared under the steady feet of Chai Yanran and the three of them. The fish were caught together and held high into the air.

The cold wind blew the three people who were soaked in water cool all over.Rong Ling frowned, and made a quick decision, took out a delicate dagger from his sleeve, cut a hole in the fishing net, kicked Yuan Hang out, and shouted: "Go."

Yuan Hang was caught by the grass bandits, kicked by Rong Ling, and fell into the stream like a sandbag, splashing a splash of water. He raised his head and looked at Chai Yanran complicatedly: "Miss, wait for me!" The waterway ran far away.

The grass bandit frowned, and said in a deep voice, "Forget it, it's just a small shrimp!" He didn't intend to chase after it.

Rong Ling and Chai Yanran had no time to escape, and were taken back to the fifth village by the grass bandits.Although the fifth village is a nest of grass bandits, life is simple and plain, and it can be considered stable, but there is a strange shortage of women.Rong Ling did as the Romans did, and when he entered the village, he flattered the gangsters, and even said that the two were a newlywed couple, which really saved a lot of trouble.