Mensao is teasing me

"My lord, my lord, my lord." Yuanhang held a carved white jade plate with both hands, which was filled with clear water. In order to prevent the clear water from spilling, he knocked open the door of Chai Ziran's room with his butt indecently, and placed the large ceramic basin on the table heavily. On the desk, An glanced at the collection of poems on the table, An resisted a eager curiosity, and did not open it.

Chai Ziran turned over from the bed, opened the blue gauze curtain, stared dissatisfiedly at Yuanhang's inexplicably rosy face, and frowned: "It's so early in the morning, what are you shouting for?"

"Young master." The suspicious pale powder on Yuanhang's face gradually faded away, and he walked up to Chai Ziran, "It's noon now."

"Ah!" Chai Ziran yelled, jumped up from the bed, and casually twisted the clothes hanging on the screen and put them on himself: "Die, die, die! Late! Late! Mo Jiujun will definitely He's going to kill me alive."

Yuan Hang was stunned for a while, and murmured: "Young master got up this morning and said that he wanted to protest against the magistrate of Suyu County for exploiting you, so he deliberately didn't go to the county government office. Why did you change the way you said it after you fell asleep?" Yuan Hang looked sympathetic Staring at Chai Ziran intently: "Pregnant women are stupid for three years, how can you be stupid for three years after being a white mouse for only one day?"

"Ouch!" Yuanhang covered his head, staggered back a few steps, stared at Chai Ziran in horror, and asked tearfully, "Master, why did you hit me?"

Chai Ziran just patted the chestnut loudly. Although his hands hurt a little, he was in a good mood, and the little pain could be ignored. He hummed, "I'm your son, if I like to hit you, I will hit you." He raised his fist with one hand Putting on a mighty pose, he held up two fingers in one hand, shook lightly in front of Yuan Hang, and corrected: "It's not a day, it's two days. Your son, I volunteered to bravely brave the 'Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea' and capture the grass bandits wisely. It's a heroic act at risk." His eyes sharpened, and he patted his head heavily: "Please call me a hero."

Yuanhang covered his head, retreated to a safe corner by the door, and looked at the young master vigilantly: "I heard that it was Mr. Jiujun who asked General Hongmen to save you..." Seeing Chai Ziran rushing towards him, Yuanhang wanted to kick himself, Busily rushed out of the gate, running without looking back.

Chai Ziran took back the silkworm feet in time, closed the door angrily, rubbed his palms, and ran to the table excitedly, only to see a few lively and lovely shrimps swimming in the expensive carved white jade plate, hehe said: "Shrimp!" Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp! What a good thing! Hehehehehe."

In the beautifully decorated backyard of the county government, Mo Jiujun was taking a walk in the small garden. He stopped after taking three steps, and asked the follower, "Is he here?"

Sui Ying said dully: "If you go back to Young Master, no."

Mo Jiujun's indifferent face was indifferent, and he walked three steps without saying a word, then turned his head and asked Suifeng, "Is he here?"

Sui Feng said: "No."

A trace of dissatisfaction flashed across Mo Jiujun's indifferent face: "He is getting bolder."

Suifeng bowed his head and didn't dare to answer, he sighed in his heart, if you hadn't been used to it by Mr. Jiujun and had the courage to make a bean paste bun, Chai Ziran would not dare to refute your face at will.

The big drum in front of the county government office was beaten for the third round, and the sound of the drum was loud.The sturdy yamen servant walked up to Mo Jiujun respectfully, bowed and said: "The people of Suyu County are beating drums in front of the county yamen to express their grievances. Dare I ask if your lord is going to be promoted now?"

"Hmph!" Mo Jiujun snorted coldly: "Let them stay here honestly, except for Chai Ziran who beat the drums today, no one will be promoted."

"Yes." After saluting, the yamen servant respectfully withdrew.

Mo Jiujun looked up at the few floating clouds in the sky, and felt that the one above his head was very big, like the body of a giant dog, with his big mouth open and his tail pleasingly flicked.Mo Jiujun's eyes showed joy, and he glanced at Suiying: "Do you think that white cloud looks like a big white dog?"

Sui Ying, who lacked imagination, said frankly: "It's not like."

"..." Mo Jiujun, who was in a bad mood, wanted to hit someone instantly, flung his sleeves, and said coldly, "It's getting late, let's go back to rest earlier!"

Suiying glanced at the floating clouds in the sky calmly, and replied calmly: "Yes." He raised his head and exchanged glances with Suifeng, and he heard from the people in Suyu County that if a person pretends to be another person in his heart, his brain will be broken. will be different.When he heard this rumor, he thought it was boring, but now he felt it was very scary.Even if a normal person hears that the "pile of shit" in the sky looks like a dog, he will have such an idea!

Standing in front of the ornately decorated courtyard, Mo Jiujun looked at the local tyrant's silver dog palace lamp in front of his courtyard, feeling quite uncomfortable, especially the pair of eyes inlaid with luminous pearls, which were radiant and sparkling even in the daytime , quite extraordinary, very much like Chai Ziran's pair of "dog eyes".

Mo Jiujun looked back at Suifeng: "It's getting late, why hasn't Chai Ziran come yet?"

Suifeng stared at the huge pressure, and with his dedicated guarding spirit, resisted looking at the bright sun above his head, and said respectfully: "It may be that it's getting late, and Mr. Ziran is about to rest."

Mo Jiujun knew that Suifeng was fooling him casually, but at least he got a reason in his heart. Chai Ziran didn't come to the county government office because of his temper. He was too tired to rest and would arrive tomorrow.

The upright follower glanced lightly at the scorching sun above his head, gave Suifeng a foolish gaze, and said frankly: "My lord, it's noon now, and according to the secret guards sent, Mr. Ziran is having dinner with Yuanhang. I am quite happy to watch the new pets." Chai Ziran loves to raise kittens, dogs, fish and birds, it is not a little-known dandy thing, for a prodigal like Chai Ziran, these dandy things are his serious business .

Mo Jiujun's indifferent face turned dark all of a sudden. Although there was a radiant and hot sun above his head, it still couldn't stop the ice forming on his body. A sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Oh! You are really in good spirits!"

Although it was only for a moment, Suifeng did hear the sound of grinding his teeth, and couldn't help taking a small step back, mourning for Chai Ziran for a moment.

It was noon, and the doors of ordinary people in Suyu County were all open, exchanging with each other the big gossip they heard recently.For example, a certain wealthy businessman spent a lot of money in Huahualou to redeem Zhang Huahua, and wanted to marry her as a wife, but she declined; for example, a certain neighbor had a lawsuit because of a pair of cats. It’s good, even the two masters are good, and the two parties have made a marriage; for example, Mr. Ziran, who has always been good at eating, drinking and having fun, first surprised the people of Suyu County, and became the master of Suyu County. He brought home another cute and beautiful lady, and today there was also a chubby boy in his house.

The point is, his little brat is not like him, but like a little carrot.

When Mo Jiujun led the wind and shadows to ask Chai Ziran to question his teacher, he saw two people from Suyu County on the threshold of Chai Ziran's house, poking their heads and looking inside. Mo Jiujun didn't notice when he got close.

Suifeng got Mo Jiujun's eyes to signal, put his hands behind his back, patted the shoulders of the two leisurely, and asked with a smile: "What are you two looking at?"

Without turning their heads, they said: "I was looking at Mr. Ran, a dude from the capital, but I didn't expect him to be married and have a son."

Another added: "His son doesn't look like him at all, probably not his own." He covered his mouth and continued happily: "I didn't expect that beautiful girl in his house to marry the dandy and prodigal son Zi Ran!" , and I never thought that Mr. Ziran would marry a beautiful girl who gave birth to a child of a few years old as his wife."

Mo Jiujun walked up behind the two of them, frowned and asked, "How do you know that Mr. Ziran is a prodigal prodigal?"

Mo Jiujun's indifferent tone was different from Suifeng's approachable approach, and the two county residents turned their heads in fright. Seeing that it was Mo Jiujun, they gasped in fright, their eyes showing panic.

Mo Jiujun's eyes flickered slightly: "Mr. Ziran has molested a common girl?"

The two looked at each other and shook their heads.

Mo Jiujun asked again: "Master Ziran doesn't pay for meals, and beats people?"

The two county residents shook their heads dully, apparently startled by the overbearing Mo Jiujun.

Mo Jiujun raised his eyebrows, and continued to ask: "Young Master Zi Ran hurts people with his horse, bullies the neighbors, and bullies you unreasonably?"

The two county residents were stunned for a while, because Mo Jiujun was the county magistrate, and the object of their discussion was Mo Jiujun's master, so they thought that Mo Jiujun was trying to stand up for his own people, and racked their brains thinking about Chai Ziran The bad things he has done, how did he get the title of 'dandy prodigal'.The two thought about it, but couldn't think of it, and looked at each other in fear.

A county resident muttered in a low voice: "Everyone says that, there must be a reason for saying that."

Mo Jiujun's indifferent face was as quiet as a mirror without ripples. After a while, he said: "The beautiful girl who lives in Master Ziran's house is his elder sister, and the naughty child who plays around is..."

"His illegitimate son."

The follower following behind Mo Jiujun suddenly opened his eyes wide.Suifeng's mouth opened a little wider, and the two of them stared at Mo Jiujun in a daze.

Mo Jiujun's expression was as usual, as if he was stating a real thing: "Chai Ziran is indeed a muddleheaded man. Although he did not occupy the women or the rural land, he had a marriage contract and an illegitimate child, so he is far away in the capital. Princess Qinglan who had a marriage contract broke off the engagement with him."

The original faces of the two county residents put Mo Jiujun in a good mood. Once he was in a good mood, he said a few more words: "If there is a young woman in Suyu County who likes Master Ziran, you must persuade him They should not marry at will, lest they marry the wrong man and regret it for the rest of their lives."

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