Mensao is teasing me

It is said that Mr. Jiujun of Suyu County transplanted a moon-old peach blossom tree that can cure all diseases from the Moon Palace and came back, and all diseases can be cured after one obeisance.

A county resident frowned: "I heard that it was not transplanted from the Moon Palace, but grew out of the soil in the middle of the night. It is such a god-given peach tree. I will take my daughter-in-law to pay respects tomorrow."

Another county resident corrected: "It didn't grow in the middle of the night, but the Guanghan fairy who lived in the moon came down to earth. With a wave of her hand, a seed with fairy air fell from Guangyun's sleeve and left it to the mortal world. I am now Go back and take my mother to pay her respects."

"It's not right, it's not right." The fortune teller twirled a long beard and said, "It's because Pindao was watching the stars last night, and a fairy meteor fell and turned into an illusion." He raised his finger and pointed to the white clouds in the sky: "The Peach Blossom Fairy descended to earth." Sooner or later, he will become a fairy." Mulu envied: "I don't know which young master is lucky enough to be favored by Peach Blossom Fairy."

A sour scholar said: "It must be Mr. Jiujun, who has grown up at his door. He is really a great blessing!"

"I guess he wasn't the first person to see the fairy." Chai Ziran waved his folding fan and walked into the crowd with the appearance of an outsider: "I don't know if I pass by the county government office of Suyu County every day. Mouth, can you see the Peach Blossom Fairy being born occasionally, and have a good marriage with her?"

The fortune teller exclaimed, "Master Ziran is right, why don't I wait..." Before he finished speaking, everyone scattered like autumn leaves.He stroked his beard with a smile, and bowed respectfully to Chai Ziran: "Pindao sees that Mr. Ziran's complexion is ruddy, his forehead is radiant, and he is faintly full of spring. How about asking Pindao to do a divination for Mr. Ziran?"

"Yes! You are not allowed not to collect money, and you will be sent to prison if you make a mistake." Chai Ziran glanced at him with a smile: "If you can't figure out when my Peach Blossom Fairy will come out to be my daughter-in-law, you will be beaten eighty times a day." , until she comes out! How are you doing?"

"Eh!" the magic fortune teller clasped his hands, "Poverty, let's take a step ahead." Carrying the big pole of his magic fortune teller, he ran away wheezingly.

"Chai Ziran." A beautiful voice of a yellow warbler coming out of the valley is as graceful as a peach blossom fairy. Chai Ziran turned around and cupped his hands towards the wind: "The world is looking for fairies, but they don't know the moonflower in the world. It's really a violent thing!"

Feng Xiaoxiaoqiao blushed and glared at him: "You talk nonsense, be careful and I will ignore you."

"Really." Chai Ziran panicked, then took three steps back, and said even more panicked: "The villain can't wait for it!" He turned around and left, unrestrained and comfortable.

Feng Xiaoxiao was anxious and shouted angrily: "You dare to go."

Chai Ziran took a step slowly.

Miss Feng's tone was milder: "Don't leave."

Chai Ziran hesitated for a quarter of an hour before taking the second step.

Feng Xiaoxiao shouted: "You come back."

Chai Ziran hesitated for a quarter of an hour, but still took the third step.

Feng Xiaoxiao stomped her feet angrily: "Brother Ziran, don't go."

Chai Ziran backed up to his original position, and turned his head with a smile: "Good boy! Why is my little girl looking for your brother Ziran?"

Feng Xiaoxiao's face was very red, but now she can only ask Chai Ziran for help: "My father was arrested."

"Oh! Then I have to go to Mo Jiujun for help. After all, the kidnapping of Marquis Changping is a big deal!" Chai Ziran frowned in thought. Could it be that the grass bandits knew that Mo Jiujun was not the son of the former princess, so they kidnapped Changping on purpose. Hou vented his anger.

Feng Xiaoxiao gently tugged on Chai Ziran's red sleeves, and said shyly: "Brother Ziran, please don't disturb Young Master Jiujun for such a small matter." She added tearfully: "If Auntie finds out, she will cut her to pieces. Take a layer of my father's flesh."

Chai Ziran thought of the mighty Mrs. Changping Hou, bit the bullet, and asked in a low voice, "Has he gone whoring?"

Feng Xiaoxiao looked left and right, seeing that no one was paying attention to them, she pressed her lower lip and nodded.

"It's going to rain red, the widow is going to get married, your father is going to whore, you must be helpless, I understand, I understand." Chai Ziran patted her on the shoulder and comforted her with a look that I understand your pain : "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll help you. Which girl is your daddy whoring? I'll let someone buy her a house so that your daddy can hide in a golden house. They're all men, so if you come to me for this matter..."

"Hey! Why did you hit me? I have good intentions." Chai Ziran covered his head, accusing Feng Xiaoxiao of his heartless behavior.

Feng Xiaoxiaoben bit her delicate pink lips with a sense of shyness, because of Chai Ziran's words, she almost bit her lower lip, and said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about, my father is so infatuated with my aunt, He's not going to fool around, he's forced to."

Chai Ziran said angrily: "There is a tigress in the house, which man is not forced to come out to fool around."

"You..." Feng Xiaoxiao was so angry that he raised his fist, Chai Ziran took two steps back, looking in all directions, planning to wait for her to make a move before running away, anyway, this girl can't run away from him.

The girl Pianzi asked Chai Ziran for something, suppressed her temper and said: "My father is a native of the capital, and because he is an official in the court, he seldom goes out and walks around. This time, he came to Suyu County by accident. My father said he wanted to experience it." After experiencing the life of the common people, I stayed here, who knows..."

Chai Ziran stretched his neck and asked, "He's gone to whoring."

"No! He was jumped by the immortal." Feng Xiaoxiao said angrily.

"Oh! That's how it is. This is indeed a bit embarrassing. After your mother finds out, she will definitely hack your father to death. How about you then?"

Feng Xiaoxiao said pitifully: "Redemption."

Chai Ziran patted her on the shoulder: "Girl, you are still too... kind. Immortal jumping is a pit, endless. If you give money to redeem someone, what should I do if the other party comes to blackmail me!"

Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at him: "I know you want to call me stupid." Angrily said: "How are you doing?"

Life is so boring, it is natural to find something to pass the time, Chai Ziran smiled and said: "Report to the official!"

Feng Xiao jumped carefully: "No, my mother will beat my father to death."

"Heaven knows, you know, I know, Mo Jiujun knows, it doesn't matter." Chai Ziran patted her on the head, and said with a smile: "Little girl, do you think Mo Jiujun is the kind of person who is full to support himself? Or Who thought he would tell about your father being tricked and jumped by an immortal?"

Feng Xiaoxiao knew that he and Chai Ziran were full and insisted on speaking out, and Mo Jiujun would not speak out, so he agreed.

It's a bit sultry in April, especially the big drum that was blown by the wind and rain.

A book of erotic pictures of men and women wearing poems has officially transformed into a picture of men and women wearing clothes.The two men in the picture have straight faces, and their eyes are facing each other affectionately.One is wearing a red dress and holding a folding fan, with a suave and suave look, with black hair tied up askew, lazily wanton; the other is dressed in a black robe, with silver wolf eyes showing mighty eyes on his chest, with a majestic look and a crooked mouth, Evil charms people.The two looked at each other affectionately, their behavior was unrestrained and full of spring.

Mo Jiujun was reading the collection of poems for the hundredth time, when the yamen servant outside the door came to report: "Report—my lord, Princess Qinglan is beating drums outside the county yamen to appeal for grievances."

With a crisp sound of "pop", Mo Jiujun covered the poetry collection in an unhappy mood, and hid it behind the bed, frowning: "What's the matter?"

The yamen servant said: "Avenge my father's grievances."

Mo Jiujun frowned. He didn't have the slightest affection for Feng's father and daughter. Feng Xiaoxiao was a rival in love, and Marquis Changping was a bastard who wanted to poach his corner. He took out his poetry collection and continued to appreciate, casually asking: "Is it raining outside?"

The yamen servant's clothes were a little wet, and he cupped his hands and replied, "Yes, it's raining lightly."

The corner of Mo Jiujun's mouth curled up with evil charm: "Tell Feng Xiaoxiao, I'm in a bad mood, come back when the sun is shining!"

The yamen servant hesitated for a while, then bit the bullet and said: "My lord, Master Ziran followed Qinglan..."

With a loud bang, Mo Jiujun hid the books again, got out of the bed, and strode forward with his shadow and books, saying: "Go to the hall!"

The spring rain is lingering, and Feng Xiaoxiao has shown his determination to avenge his father, so he stands in the rain and beats drums to voice his grievances. It was wet, but there was no water stain on the beautiful makeup on the face.

Mo Jiujun's gloomy eyes fell on Chai Ziran who was standing behind Feng Xiaoxiao. Seeing water stains on his black hair, forehead, and back of his hands, Mo Jiujun hid his emotions and said, "Master Ziran is really conscientious."

Chai Ziran smiled and said: "That's natural. As the master of Suyu County, I must protect the beauty's beautiful face from the rain." Yang Yang said with a small drop of water in his hand, "I have rough skin Thick, it doesn't matter."

Feng Xiaoxiao lowered her head, not wanting Mo Jiujun to see her bright red face: "Stop talking nonsense."

"Where am I talking nonsense, I treat everyone like this." Chai Ziran returned to his seat with a smile, and looked at Mo Jiujun with a smile: "If Mr. Jiujun goes to beat the drums to complain, I, Chai Ziran, will definitely use my hand to block him. Rain, don't let the ruthless sky water wet the beautiful face of Mr. Jiujun." Raising an index finger and shaking it, he said to Feng Xiaoxiao: "So, don't fall in love with me."

"Bah, shameless." Feng Xiaoxiao glared at him angrily, "You bastard." In her heart, she hated herself for not retiring earlier, for being ridiculed for so many years in vain.

Mo Jiujun grinned and patted the gavel: "Qu Jing, Princess Qinglan, why do you want to beat the drums?"

Seeing the many servants in the hall, Princess Qinglan looked hesitant and winked at Chai Ziran frequently.Chai Ziran said: "Don't worry, have you ever seen a royal guard deliberately learn from a woman."

Although Princess Qinglan was still worried, she could only trust Chai Ziran, bent her knees, and knelt on the ground: "Please ask the magistrate to be the master of the subject! My father..." bit his lower lip, glanced at Chai Ziran, Seeing him nodding his head, he continued: "I was made to jump like a fairy."

Such explosive news made the expressionless people even more expressionless. Princess Qinglan was anxious and looked at Chai Ziran frequently.Seeing that the little girl was too embarrassed to speak, Chai Ziran explained the whole story.

In other words, a few days ago, the hero Chai Ziran couldn't save the beauty of Zhu Zhu, but he saved the beauty of Princess Qinglan, and also sold his father by the way.But this old man was afraid of shrews at home, and he didn't dare to do anything wrong in the capital. When he came to Suyu County, he found a reason to lead his daughter around.

There are many beauties in Suyu County, among them Yingying from Tao Tao Zhai.Yingying is famous in Suyu County for her unique skills. It's not that she sings well like her name, but because she rolls the dice well, and she still works in the gambling house Taotaozhai.Over sixteen years old, because of her hot body, she won the title of a beautiful lady.

Marquis Changping is a runaway wild horse, at least he has some human nature. He took his daughter-in-law to Huahualou, but he also picked Taotaozhai to start.A pair of old eyes can't walk when he sees a beautiful lady, but he is very energetic. He gambled for the first time and won 3000 taels of gold. .

Even his Tao Tao Zhai was completely defeated.

The beautiful lady is a little girl bought by the boss of Taotaozhai, she only winked at her, and then the beautiful lady went out to seduce him, but she only flirted with him, and Changping Hou left it to be proud of her. The daughter of the girl, followed the beautiful lady to the guest room on the second floor of Taotao Zhai.Among them, there is no such thing as upside-down. Anyway, Marquis Changping tried to belittle the women, and he was detained by the boss of Taotaozhai, asking Feng Xiaoxiao to find 6000 taels of gold to redeem him.

It's not that Feng Xiaoxiao can't take out 6000 taels of gold, but once she takes it, the housekeeper's mother will know, then her father...

She didn't want her young mother to be a widow.